02x49, 50, 51, 52 - The Sailing Badge/The Key Badge/The Fashion Badge/The Glasses Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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02x49, 50, 51, 52 - The Sailing Badge/The Key Badge/The Fashion Badge/The Glasses Badge

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NARRATOR: Happy!

Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

-[LAUGHS]
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

ALL: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR:
Duggee and the Sailing Badge.

NARRATOR:
Ooh, a day at the beach, Squir!

How lovely.

A-woof.

[CREAKING]

[CLANGING]

ALL: Huh?

NARRATOR:
Oh, that's a funny place to pa.

Woof.

BETTY: Where did it come from?

SQUIRRELS: Hello?

[DISTANT GROANING]

What's that funny noise?

It's coming from in here.

[GROANING]

Penguins!

And a parrot?

PARROT: Hello, treasure.

Hello. Is this your boat?

Yes.

I'm Captain Red Moustache
and this is my crew.

We were on
a very important, erm...

Mission when we got sick.

Are you seasick?

-No.
-We ate too much ice cream!

SQUIRRELS: Mmm!

What flavour?

Fish.

SQUIRRELS: Ugh!

We're supposed to be
heading to this island, erm,

to pick something up.

Hello, treasure!

ALL: Shh!

But now, we're too poorly
to sail the ship.

-We can help you.
-Really?

-NARRATOR: Why, yes...
-[DINGING]

Because Duggee has
his Sailing Badge.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[DINGS]

NARRATOR: If you're going to be,
you need to familiarise yourself

with all areas of the boat.

- The ship's wheel...
-A-woof.

...is where you steer.

ROLY: Whee!

SQUIRRELS: Roly!

A-woof.

NARRATOR:
Up there is the crow's nest.

What can ye see, Happy?

Water!

-[BOINGING]
-So, this must be

the diving board!

-Huh?
-TAG: Look what I've found.

A massive telescope.

Oh, it's not working.

Hmm.

And this must be
the dressing up box.

SQUIRRELS: Yeah!

NARRATOR:
And that eye patch. Very strik.

-HAPPY: A boat!
-[TOOTS]

I see a boat!

It's a fishing boat.

SQUIRRELS: Hello!

Huh? [GASPING]

About turn!

Where are they going?

Fishermen, eh?

They don't like other boats
near them. Disturbs the fish.

I see an octopus.

SQUIRRELS: Hello, octopus!

Ahhh!

Octopuses, eh? So antisocial.

A shark!

Oh, no! Not them again.

Whale!

[GASPS]

Clams!

[SQUEAKING]

Flying fish!

[YELPING]

Why is everyone
running away from us?

Oh, forget them.

Have you seen that island yet?

Er, yes! Land ahoy!

Oh, good, this is definitely
where we left it.

TAG: Left what?

Hello, treasure.

ALL: Shh!

Erm, our medicine. It's going to
make us feel much better.

[COUGHS]

So, where is it?

We buried it.
You'll have to dig.

I love digging!

[CLANGING]

Oof!

Excellent!
Let's get it aboard, shall we?

This medicine is really heavy.

Whoa!

[GASPS]
That's not medicine.

SQUIRRELS: It's treasure!

The clothes.

The treasure map.

The telescope.

The parrot.

SQUIRRELS:
The skull and cross bones.

And everyone running away.

A-woof.

SQUIRRELS: You're pirates!

Oh, all right.

We are pirates,
and we stole this treasure

because that's what pirates do.

Well, now...
You're going to give it...

All back!

Because that's...

What Squirrels do.

Uh-oh!

SQUIRRELS: Ahoy, fishermen!

Go on.

Sorry we stole your gold...

Fish!

That's okay. Ha-ha.

SQUIRRELS: Octopus!

Here's your treasure back,
Your Royal Octopusness.

SQUIRRELS: Oh, Mr Shark!

Really feel bad about
taking your teeth!

Oh! With these back,
I'm a bit hungry.

PIRATE: Sorry, clams.

CLAMS: Yay!

PIRATE: Sorry, whale.

Sorry, flying fish.

ALL: Yay!

HAPPY: Land ahoy!

Now, I hope you pirates
have learned your lesson.

Yes!
No more fish ice cream.

About stealing!

Oh, yes, and that.

So, what will you do now?

We'll run pleasure cruises!

And charge loads of money!

We'll make a fortune!

ALL: Huzzah!

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

[WOOFS]

[WOOFS]

NARRATOR:
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your
Sailing Badge.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HORN HONKS]

Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

Aw.

Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS:
We got our Sailing Badges!

Aw.

-NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.
-[BELL CHIMES]

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

A-woof!

[LAUGHS]

-[SLURPS]
-NARRATOR: Roly, isn't it time .

[GASPS] Duggee!

-[LAUGHS]
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR:
Duggee and the Key Badge.

Hello, everyone.
What are you doing?

[EXCLAIMS]

We're playing with our toys.

-We're stacking blocks.
-Again.

I'm pushing cars. Again.

And I'm digging. Again! [LAUGHS]

-[CLANGING]
-Oh.

-[GASPING]
-It's a...

SQUIRRELS: Key!

-What does it do?
-DUGGEE: A-woof woof!

NARRATOR: Well, Duggee can
tell you because

he has his Key Badge.

SQUIRRELS: Ooh!

Keys can be used for
all sorts of things.

A-woof-woof! Woof!

-NARRATOR: They can...
-[ENGINE REVS]

Start something,

open something...

ALL: Yeah!

Or keep something safe.

Oh.

So what does
this key do, Duggee?

Mmm...

NARRATOR: We don't know,
but we'll find out

through trial and error,
Norrie.

What's trial and error?

NARRATOR: Erm, it's a bit like
a game, I suppose.

SQUIRRELS: [GASPS] Yay!

SQUIRRELS:
Let's play trial and error!

I'm doing a trial.

And I've done an error.

Trial...

COMPUTER VOICE:
Error, error, error.

Trial! Error! Trial! Error!

Yes, I did it!

SQUIRRELS:
What's inside, Norrie?

It's... Oh.

-[COMPUTER GAME BEEPS]
-Another key.

It's shaped like a fish.

So, let's ask a fish.

Excuse me, Mr Fish,
do you know what this key opens?

If you'd asked me that
three seconds ago, I could have.

Maybe it opens your
treasure chest.

Where did that come from?

Oh, I say!

SQUIRRELS: [GASP]
What's inside?

It's a, er...

Oh, yeah, it's a, er...

Oh, yeah. It's a...

Er...

Wait, don't tell me. It's a...

It's a...

It's a... It's a...

SQUIRRELS: It's another key!

-[COMPUTER GAME BEEPS]
-TAG: Oh! It looks like somethi.

It looks like a...
[GASPS]

Robot.

[CHUCKLES] Let's follow it.

What's it found?

[WHIRRING]

[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Ooh!

-BETTY: A wooden key!
-[COMPUTER GAME BEEPS]

It has a clock on it.

Maybe it's a key for a clock.

Like this one?

ALL: Yes.

[TICKING]

Cuckoo!

[COMPUTER GAME BEEPS]

A red key.

Maybe it opens something...

Red!

NARRATOR: I wonder if there's
anything in Duggee's workshop .

[BOINGS]

-What, like this?
-NARRATOR: Goodness, Duggee!

It's the statue of your
great-grandfather, Duke Duggee.

A-woof!

Look, he has badges
like you, Duggee.

-And one's got a keyhole.
-SQUIRRELS: For a key.

A-woof!

[CLANKING]

[DINGS]

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

NARRATOR: Amazing, Duggee!
We've discovered

your great-grandfather's
long-lost cupboard of...

SQUIRRELS: Games!

-Can we play with them, Duggee?
-Woof.

-SQUIRRELS: Yay!
-[COMPUTER GAME BEEPS]

These new old games...

Are brilliant!

Yeah!

[DINGING]

Just cruising the Autobahn.

Yeah!

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

A-woof.

[DUGGEE PANTS]

NARRATOR:
Well done, Squirrels!

You've earned your Key Badge.

ALL: Yay!

[CAR HORN TOOTS]

Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

Aw!

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS:
We got our Key Badges!

Aw!

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

That was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

-[COMPUTER GAME BEEPS]
-Huh?

[LAUGHS]

-[TAG SNORES]
-NARRATOR: Tag? Isn't it time f.

[GASPS] Duggee!

-[LAUGHS]
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee.

NARRATOR:
Duggee and the Fashion Badge.

[DRUMBEAT PLAYS]

NARRATOR: Hello, Squirrels!

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!
[LAUGHING]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[LAUGHING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

What you doing?

A-woof-woof.

NARRATOR: Duggee is cleaning
and repairing

his collection
of antiques, Squirrels.

SQUIRRELS: Why?

Because you have to take specie
of things that are very old.

Old? Like your shirts, Duggee?

Huh?

And your trousers!
You've repaired them!

Lots and lots of times.

-And here!
-And here!

SQUIRRELS: And here!
And here! And here...

And here!

NARRATOR: I suppose it is quitee
since you made that outfit, Du.

[GASPING]

Duggee made his own clothes?

NARRATOR: Oh, yes.

Over the years,
Duggee's made lots of clothes.

He's always been very
fashion-forward.

Very aware of new trends.

In fact, that's one
of the reasons

he has his...

A-woof!

Fashion Badge!

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

Can we help you make
some new clothes, Duggee?

-A-woof?
-SQUIRRELS: Yay!

NARRATOR: This, Squirrels,

is Duggee's sewing cupboard...

A-woof!

...where he keeps all
his materials.

Like ribbons, beads, buttons,

bows and fabric!

How about this for Duggee's
new outfit?

[CHEERING AND LAUGHING]

NARRATOR: Squirrels?

ALL: Wow!

Everything's so soft.

Mmm.

So shiny.

Sparkly!

I'm getting so many ideas!

ROLY: I can see
Duggee in this!

SQUIRRELS: Or this!

-We can make Duggee anything!
-Yeah!

I think he would like to wear

something very, very fluffy.

Duggee needs lots of pockets

for all his pens, and rulers
and binoculars, and maps and ch,

and napkins, and coins,
and raisins, and...

Water, water! Water!

I think Duggee needs
to accessorise!

I like everything!

NARRATOR:
So, Squirrels, now you have yo,

Duggee will help you turn them
into clothes.

[SQUIRRELS CHEERING]

Huh? Oh!

Cutting!

Choosing.

Measuring!

Buttons!

A-woof-woof!

Fluffiness!

Styling!

Beautifying!

Deconstructing!

Mixing genres!

Fluffiness!

A-woof-woof?

SQUIRRELS: Finished!

Time for you to try them
all on, Duggee.

Woof...

Welcome, everybody,

to our fashion show!

-[CHEERING] Moo.
-Bah!

For our new Winter, Fall, Sprin,
Summer Duggee Collection!

[CROWD GASPS]

[MUSIC PLAYS]

My outfit is full of sleepiness
and fluffiness.

-CROWD: Ooh.
-I call my creation "pyjamas"!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

I made an outfit for Duggee
to wear every day

of the year!

It has 365 pockets!

-You can count them!
-[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

Betty really understands
pockets.

Aren't pockets a bit passe?

Oh, Eugene, you're so
out of touch!

This is Duggee's swimwear!

It's called

Splash! Splash! Splash!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

And I made Duggee

a dance outfit!

Get into the groove, Duggee!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

CROWD: [CHANTING]
Duggee! Duggee! Duggee! Duggee!

-Duggee!
-[SCREAMS]

He's nearly as gorgeous
as you are, darling!

-Yeah!
-I wonder who's next.

Me! I made this!

Using everything!

A-woof!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

ALL: More! More!
More! More!

NARRATOR:
Well, there is one more outfit..

-[MUSIC STOPS]
-SQUIRRELS: But who made it?

NARRATOR:
Why, Duggee, of course.

Huh?

Woof-woof!

NARRATOR:
He's redesigned a classic!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

I love how he's done the badges!

It's so well-made.

Such clean lines.

The detailing!

Good work, Duggee!

NARRATOR:
And good work, Squirrels!

Oh! A-woof-woof woof-woof
woof-woof...

A-woof-woof woof-woof
woof-woof woof!

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your
Fashion Badge!

[CHEERING]

[CAR HONKS]

Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

-SQUIRRELS: Duggee Hug!
-Aw.

HAPPY: Duggee Hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGHS]

SQUIRRELS: We got our
Fashion Badges!

Aw.

NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

NARRATOR:
Well, that was fun, wasn't it,?

-[FABRIC RIPS]
-Oh, Duggee!

[LAUGHS]

NARRATOR: Happy!

Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

-[LAUGHS]
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee.

NARRATOR:
Duggee and the Glasses Badge.

What a lovely day to be
playing ball.

A-woof!

[LAUGHS]

-I'll get it.
-Yeah!

Oh. Hello, Mole.

[SIGHS] Hello.

Are you all right?

Do you ever wonder "what if"?

Hmm...

No.

[SIGHS] I do.

You see,
I'm a very successful mole.

I burrow in the most fertile eh
this side of the Rooted Forest.

I have all the dirt and grubs
a mole could wish for.

Brilliant!

I even hold the record for most
molehills dug in one night.

[YAWNS]

Huh?

MOLE:
But could I have done more?

More digging?

No!

As a young mole,
I had dreams of being...

Oh, you'll laugh.

I won't.

It's right silly, it is.

I wanted to be a...

[READING]

Imagine that.

I wanted to go faster and higher

than any other mole has ever
gone before.

Why didn't you?

Oh, life got in the way.

These mole hills don't mound
themselves, you know.

And now, it's too late.

My cousin Eric just tried
cucumber for the first time,

and he's eight!

It's never too late to try
something new.

Yes, but still,

it's too difficult,

what with everything being
so fuzzy up here.

Fuzzy?

Yes.

Not like the crystal clear
views of the underground world.

Ah!

Beautiful day!

When I was little,
everything used to be fuzzy.

Then my mum said...

Happy,

I think you need glasses.

And I said, "Who said that?"

But I was only joking,

because I know my mum's voice.

Don't I, Mum?

Over here, Happy.

Oh.

So I got some glasses.

See?

And now everything isn't
fuzzy any more.

So maybe if you had glasses...

Yes, but...

Then you could
be a stunt mole.

NORRIE: Happy!

There you are.

You've been ages.

-Mole needs glasses.
-Actually, I...

-How do you know?
-Well...

-He said he can't see.
-Only when...

Can't he wear
your glasses, Happy?

I should add...

You can't wear
someone else's glasses, Roly.

DUGGEE: A-woof!

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Yes, Duggee can help ,
because he's got his...

Drawing Badge?

Huh?

Hmm...

Huh?

Woof!

Oh, his Glasses Badge!

But...

I already have glasses.

SQUIRRELS: Huh?

Why don't you wear them, Mole?

Because they always
fall off my nose

when I'm practising my stunts!

Oh, no, my glasses!

Again!

Oh!

Oh, who am I kidding?

I'll never be a stunt mole.

Oh, no.

Poor mole.

Duggee, do you think we
could fix Mole's glasses?

So they stay on his face?

A-woof-woof.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[MOLE SIGHS]

Yeah!

[MOLE SIGHS]

Yay!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[SIGHS]

A-woof!

[MACHINE WHIRRS]

[BEEPS]

Perfect.

Let's show Mole.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!
[LAUGHING]

[SIGHS]

HAPPY: Mole...

SQUIRRELS:
We fixed your glasses!

Try them on.

Well, they certainly look nice.

A-woof!

But I doubt they'll work.

A-woof.

Okay, then, I'll give it a...

I'd forgotten how crisp and cler
everything is with my glasses o!

Woof-woof?

No, they don't
wobble at all, Duggee.

Now I can be a stunt mole!

[ALL CHEERING]

I'm going to go higher and fastn
any mole has ever gone before.

He's doing it! He's doing it!

I'm doing it! I'm doing it!

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Go, mole!

Go!

[ALL CHEERING]

Whoo-hoo!

That was...

SQUIRRELS: Amazing!

You're so brave.

Woof!

Oh, thank you for fixing
my glasses, Squirrels.

I couldn't have done it
without you.

That's all right.

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof! [PANTS]

NARRATOR: Well done!

You've earned your
Glasses Badge.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR:
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

Aw...

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got our

Glasses Badges!

Aw.

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

Yes... Oh!

Don't worry, glasses still on!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee.
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