03x13, 14, 15, 16 - The Breakfast Badge/The Family Photo Badge/The Future Badge/The Philosophy Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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03x13, 14, 15, 16 - The Breakfast Badge/The Family Photo Badge/The Future Badge/The Philosophy Badge

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-[roaring]
-[smooching]

[narrator]
Tag, isn't it time for--

-[roaring]
-[narrator] Tag?

-Tag!
-[bus honking]

We're going to be late!

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[laughing]

[Squirrels]
Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Breakfast Badge.

[panting] Hi, Duggee!

Sorry I'm late!

Yes, Tag's been getting
very distracted

with his new toy dinosaurs.

Oh, woof woof.

[laughs] I know.

Oh, and he didn't eat much
of his breakfast either, I'm af.

Oh, woof.

Oh, that is kind of you,
Duggee.

Ow!

Oh! Hi, Tag.

Hi, Roly.

-I'm Happy.
-Oh.

Do you like
what I'm building, Tag?

No.

Oh.

I... [stuttering]

[sighs]
I don't know!

Not on my--
Oh.

Sorry, I...

[groans]

[sighs]

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[panting]
Ah woof woof?

Is Tag OK?

Oh, woof.

[narrator]
Yes, he's just low on energy

because he didn't eat much
of his breakfast.

He's hungry.

Am I?

[narrator]
Yes, but don't worry.

Duggee's got his...

Breakfast Badge.

To the kitchen, Squirrels.

It's...

[Squirrels]
Breakfast time!

Ah, woof woof.

[narrator] Duggee can make anytg
you want, Tag.

Uh...

Well, my dad makes me
cereal in the morning!

Just the way I like it.

Up to there, please, Dad.

No, a bit more, please.

A bit more, please.

A little bit more.

Bit more.
Bit more.

More. More. More. Yes!

Bit more, please! Bit more,
please! A little bit more.

Bit more. More.
More. More.

Cereal gives me
loads of energy! See?

I like pancakes
for breakfast!

They're my favorite.

My mum mixes
milk, and eggs, and flour.

The she pours it
into a pan

and cooks it.

My best bit
is when she flips it

really, really high!

[laughing]

My granddad catches us
kippers for breakfast!

[Squirrels]
Mmm!

[Roly]
Really big ones!

[Squirrels]
Whoa!

[narrator] Aren't kippers
really small, Roly?

Uh, yeah.

[Squirrels]
Phew.

My dad makes us shakshuka.

[narrator]
That sounds nice.

Yes. It's got tomatoes,
chilies,

and peppers, with eggs on top.

All the eggs!

[narrator]
It looks very healthy.

[Norrie] Yes, it makes my broths
and sisters

really bouncy!

[brothers and sisters]
Shakshuka!

Oh!

If you eat
all the chickens' eggs,

what do the chickens eat?

Chickens don't eat eggs, Happy.

Then what do they have
for breakfast?

Ah woof.

[narrator]
They eat pellets.

Ew, pellets don't sound nice.

[narrator]
Oh, they love pellets.

[squawking]

What's your favorite breakfast?

Moo.
[munching]

Grass!

What do you eat for breakfast,
goat?

Oh.

Looks like goat enjoys

fresh washing
for breakfast, Duggee.

Woof!
[panting]

My petite dejeuner must look
like a work of art.

A landscape of fromage,

a surrealism of cold cuts,

a portrait in huile d'olive,

and all the condiments
from a palette of bread.

What's your best breakfast,
Hennie?

Not much,

just a small fruit salad.

Mmm!

For me, keep things simple.

My tea,

made with fruit
from the bebop tree,

and milk from a herd
of pixie cows,

brought here on the backs
of fluffy llamas.

Let me guess, bananas?

[chatter]

I like
an international breakfast.

Churros, and arepas for Nigel.

Agreed, Nigel?

Nigel? Arepas, Nigel!

Arepas!

We like sharing a carrot, man.

What does Enid like?

[meows]

[narrator]
Kippers?

Hey! That's mine!

Ethel, what do you like
for breakfast?

[trumpets]

Wow! A mountain of greens!

I like porridge with sea salt.

[Squirrels]
Oh!

I like a bucket
of pinky prawns.

[Squirrels]
Ooh.

Dried beetles.

[Squirrels]
Ew!

Ribbit.

[Squirrels]
Yuck!

Some steamed rice,
miso soup, grilled fish.

That is all
my heart desires.

Oh, and some pastries,
some egg,

bananas, fruits, sausages,

ham, noodles,
is all my heart desires.

And chocolate milk!

What does your heart
desire, Tag?

You can have
anything you like.

Uh...

What do you
usually have?

Toast.

Oh.

[crunching]

Mmm. I feel
much better now.

[narrator]
Glad to hear it, Tag.

Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof!
[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your...

Breakfast Badge!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[car honking]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Tag]
Duggee hug.

[laughing]

[Squirrels]
We got our...

Breakfast Badges!

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

[stomach rumbles]
Oh!

[Duggee and narrator laugh]

[narrator] Norrie!

Isn't it time for...

[gasps]
Duggee! [giggles]

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[laughing]

[Squirrels]
Hey Duggee!

[narrator] Duggee
and the Family Photo Badge.

[narrator]
Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today?

[laughing]

[Squirrels]
Hey, Duggee!

-What ya doin'?
-Ah woof.

[narrator]
Duggee's putting a picture up.

Of what?

[narrator] His old friends
he grew up with.

They were just like family.

Your friends
were like family?

-Woof!
-[narrator] Yes.

If you spend a lot
of time together,

you can become
a bit like family.

Are we like family?

[narrator] Why, yes, Tag.
I suppose you are.

So why don't we have
a family photo, Duggee?

[Squirrels]
Yeah!

Ah woof!

[narrator]
Well, you can!

Because Duggee has his...

Family Photo Badge.

Why don't you get smartened up,

and Duggee will set up
the camera.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

Oh?

Oh!

Hmm.

Hmm.

I've got two good sides!

Oh!

Hmm.

[gasps and giggles]

How?

[Squirrels]
Yay!

-Ah woof!
-[Squirrels] Ready!

[narrator] Don't the Squirrels
look smart, Duggee?

Ah woof!

Ah woof.

Ah woof woof.

Hmm.

Woof!

Woof.

Woof.

Um...

[gasps]
Ah woof!

[narrator]
Perfect, Squirrels.

Stay exactly where you--

[Enid meows]

[Tag]
What about Enid?

Meow.

She's part of the family, too!

Uh, woof!

-Ah, woof woof.
-Meow!

Woof!

[crashing]

[Enid]
Meow.

Ah woof.

[Squirrels]
Aw!

Wait, Duggee!
We need Frog!

[Happy] Yeah! Frog's part
of the family, too!

Oh, woof.

So are the chickens!

[clucks]

[Norrie]
And the rabbits!

[Happy]
And the cows!

[Betty]
And sheep!

[Roly]
And Hedgley!

[Tag]
And Ethel.

[Norrie]
And Hennie!

[Roly]
And Chew-Chew!

-And I!
-[Roly] Buggee!

-[Betty] Tino!
-[Tag] Worm!

-[Norrie] Duck!
-[Happy] Ants!

[Betty]
Hyena!

[Roly]
Angry Bull!

[sighs]

[camera shutter clicking]

[narrator] I think that's
everyone, Duggee.

Ah woof.

Have we forgotten someone?

[sighs] Surely,
I should be in the middle.

This composition is terrible!

Eyes front!

You do look dashing, Nigel.

Ah woof woof!

[chatter stops]

Ah woof!

[all]
Hee!

[through teeth] But are you gone
in the picture, Duggee?

Ah woof.

[narrator]
Duggee's camera

has a special timer,

which turns around

-until it reaches the end...
-[shutter clicks]

then takes the photo,

giving Duggee plenty of time
to join you.

[Tag]
Oh. OK.

[narrator]
Ready, Duggee?

Aroo?

[narrator] Ah, might have to puk
a little bit.

Hmm.

There's definitely
someone missing.

Yeah!

[narrator]
Further. Little bit further.

Further.

Further. Further. Further.

Further. Further.
Perfect, Duggee!

[ticking]

Oh, woof!

[narrator]
Oh! Better get moving, Duggee!

[gasps]
Woof!

[all]
Come on, Duggee!

Hurry up!

This is excruciating!

Ooh!

[Squirrels gasp]
Mole!

That's who we forgot!

[tire screeching]

[all]
Hurry up, Duggee!

Duggee...

come...

on!

[Squirrels gasp]

It's... brilliant!

Do you love it, Duggee?

Ah woof!

[narrator]
It's a very special family phot.

Woof.
[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your
Family Photo Badge.

-[Squirrels] Yay!
-[car honking]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Norrie]
Duggee hug.

[laughing]

[Squirrels] We got our...
Family Photo Badges!

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody!

-Smile, Duggee!
-Oh!

-[camera shutter clicks]
-[narrator and Duggee laughing]

[narrator]
Happy,

isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee! [giggles]

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[laughing]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Future Badge.

[narrator]
Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today?

[laughing]

[Squirrels]
Hey, Duggee!

What you doing?

Ah woof!

[narrator]
Duggee's counting

all his supplies.

Why?

[narrator]
Well, in case we need them

for the future.

The future? What's that?

Ah woof.

[narrator]
The future is something

that might happen
a little later,

or even years from now.

[Squirrels]
Ooh.

What's the future like, Duggee?

Uh...

Are the chickens still grumpy?

[squawking]

Will Enid still be a cat?

Meow?

Will the clubhouse be--

In space?

[narrator]
Good questions, Squirrels.

Luckily, Duggee has his...

Ah woof.
[bell chimes]

[narrator]
Future Badge.

He has many theories

on what the future
will look like.

Such as...

Ah woof,

woof woof!

[narrator]
Happy,

isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee! [giggles]

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

[robotic]
Ah. Woof.

[Squirrels] Duggee! [giggles]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Future Badge.

[Squirrels]
Wow.

[narrator] Duggee's future
is very impressive so far,

isn't it, Squirrels?

[in Japanese]
I am your teddy bear.

[both]
Ooh.

Uh...

[both]
Wow!

Water!

Water?

[narrator]
This is certainly different.

I wonder what future Duggee
has planned for you today?

[Squirrels]
Yay!

Hey, Duggee!

What you doing?

[computer noises]

Ah. Woof.

We're going to play
with a ball?

That's not very future-y.

[Squirrels gasp]

Future ball!

[laughing]

[Squirrels laughing]

What are the rules?

What are the rules?!

I don't know!

But it's--

Brilliant!

Ah. Woof. Exclamation point.

[Squirrels giggling]

That was great!

Ah. Woof.

What should we do next?

[beeping]

How about future gardening?

Ah. Woof.

Yay!

[Squirrels]
Ooh.

-[robotic] Tweet, tweet.
-Tweet for it.

Future birds!

[laughs]

[both]
Tweet.

What can we plant, Duggee?

Ah. Woof.

Anything?

I'll plant a bit of sweet corn.

Strawberry. Oh! Big, pink
flowers,

and a bit of this,

and some of that! And this!
And that! This!

That! This! This! And that!

Yeah.

[beeping]
[popping]

[groaning]

Wow.

[rumbling]
I'm hungry!

What can we eat, Duggee?

[Squirrels]
Oh.

Beans?

Ah-ah.

[Squirrels gasp]
Future food!

Pasta!

Lemon pie!

French toast!

Quinoa and avocado terrine.

Cheesy sausage fish trifle!

[munching]

All that future food
made me tired.

I wonder what future
nap time is like.

[woman] Nap time initialized
in three seconds.

I can't wait for my na--

[woman]
Optimum nap time completed.

Have we had nap time already?

[narrator] Oh yes, future nap te
is very efficient.

This future's making me miss
the good old days.

[Squirrels]
Yeah.

[narrator]
Well, time for one more thing

before we go back.

[Squirrels]
Future Duggee hug!

[thump]
Oh.

We're home!

[Squirrels]
Phew.

Woof!
[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned you Future Badge.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[car honks]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Happy]
Duggee hug.

[giggling]

[Squirrels]
We got our...

Future Badges!

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody!

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

Ah, woof!
[laughing]

-[giggles]
-[narrator] Tag,

isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee!

[giggles]

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[laughing]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator] Duggee
and the Philosophy Badge.

[Squirrels laughing]

[Tino]
No good! No good!

Who's that?

Oh, it's just no good!

[narrator]
It's Tino!

[Squirrels]
The artistic mouse!

What're you doing?

I am trying to paint
a picture of Duggee.

Woof!

But I can't get it right!

But if you're painting it, Tino.

It must be really good!

Good is not enough.

I must seek perfection.

That is my whole philosophy!

Phil-os-o-phy?

What's that?

[narrator]
Tricky question, Squirrels.

Ah, woof woof.

[narrator]
Yes.

Your philosophy is like

a set of rules
that you live by.

But where are the rules?

-Ah, woof.
-[knocking]

[narrator] The rules exist in y.
Philosophy is about thinking.

I think about...

lots of things!

[percussive music playing]

-[ticking]
-[hinges squeak]

-Squeak squeak!
-Toot toot!

[drum b*ating, bell dinging]

Meow!

[boink]

[crashing]

[trumpeting]

-See?
-[narrator] Yes, Tag,

but it's about how you think.

And Duggee can help you.

He's got his Philosophy Badge!

[Squirrels]
Ooh!

Ah woof woof.

[narrator] You can work out your
philosophy by asking questions.

What kind of questions?

[narrator]
Almost anything you like.

Famous philosophers of the past
asked many things,

such as, "What does it mean
to be good?"

"Where are we in the universe?"

-Or: why we dream.
-[sheep baa]

Those questions are hard.

[narrator] Yes, but it's importt
to ask them.

Can you think of any?

[Squirrels]
Hmm.

What does it feel like

to be someone else?

[narrator]
Yes!

That's a very
philosophical question.

What is right and wrong?

Where is the past kept?

Why am I here?

[narrator]
Very good.

I can't think of any.

[narrator]
Don't stop trying, Tag!

Ah woof!

[narrator]
Because we all have

our own way of thinking,

our own ideas
about what's right.

Ah woof!

[narrator]
Duggee's philosophy

is to get the most out of life,

to find joy,

and bring happiness.

Hennie's philosophy
is healthy of body...

Healthy of mind!

[narrator]
King Tiger's philosophy

is to appreciate
the simple things in life.

That's right!

Where's my quenelle
of truffle-infused caviar?

[narrator]
Rabbits want to be...

[rabbits]
At one with everything.

[narrator] Mr. and Mr. Crabs' py
is to...

Treat others as you'd like
to be treated yourself.

Isn't that right, Nigel?

Nigel!

[narrator]
Chew-Chew's philosophy

is to keep calm and carry on...

Eating biscuits!
[munching]

[narrator]
And Naughty Monkey's philosophy

-is to have a good time...
-[expl*si*n]

-all the time!
-[whooping]

And my philosophy
is to seek perfection

in all things!

Including this painting!

Oh, I wish I had a philosophy.

[narrator]
Well, you can,

by thinking about what you want
out of life.

That's easy.

Mine is to find
stuff out.

[computer voice]
You have seventeen new facts.

Mine is to seek out...

new horizons!

Mine is just to be Happy.

But you are Happy!

And I'm happy, too!

Aah.

My philosophy is...

[jazzy music]

Sweet potato!

...jazz!

I still don't know
what mine is!

[narrator]
Well, it can be anything, Tag.

As long as he remembers
the categorical imperative,

which says, "We should live
in a way that's fair to everybo.

A way that doesn't make
anyone unhappy."

Well, I'm unhappy, because
I'll never be an artiste!

[sobbing]

Aw.

[gasps]
I know what my philosophy is!

I want to help people.

There, there, Tino.

[all] Aw.

[narrator] That's a wonderful
philosophy, Tag.

Mmm. Yes.

You're an inspiration.

Who cares about perfection?

It's about doing your best!

Yes!

And accepting who you are.

[Squirrels]
Yes!

And I accept

that I am a brilliant artiste!

[all]
Whoa!

[narrator]
Oh...uncanny, Tino.

Hasn't everyone
done well today, Duggee?

Uh... Woof!

[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Philosophy Badge.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[car honking]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Tag]
Duggee hug.

[all giggling]

[Squirrels]
We got our Philosophy Badges!

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

-[expl*si*n]
-[monkey whooping]

[Duggee and narrator laugh]
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