03x17, 18, 19, 20 - The Sharing Badge/The History Badge/The Art Badge/The Crazy Golf Badge

[bunniefuu]

[narrator] Norrie,
isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee!

[giggling]

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[laughing]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Sharing Badge.

[giggling]

[narrator]
Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today?

[laughing]

[Squirrels]
Hey, Duggee!

What you doing?

Ah woof!

[narrator]
Oh, lovely.

You're baking an apple pie!

[Squirrels]
Mmm!

Can we help, Duggee?

Ah, woof!

[narrator]
Well, let's get...

[Squirrels]
Baking!

[narrator]
We'll need...

[Squirrels]
Flour, butter...

-[narrator] And...
-[Happy] Water!

[narrator]
First...

Ah woof woof.

[narrator]
...add the ingredients.

Ah woof.

Ah woof.

[giggling]

[narrator]
Now we need to mix it...

knead it...

-roll it...
-[Roly giggles]

...lay it, fill it,

and finally,

put the top on.

[splatting]

It's not very neat.

Ah woof woof.

[narrator]
Don't worry,

Duggee will cut
those bits off.

And you can use them
to decorate the pie!

[giggles]

Hmm.

La-la-la-la-la.

[Squirrels]
Finished!

[narrator]
Now time to put

the pie in the oven.

Ah woof.

[bell dings]

[Norrie]
I can't wait!

I'm going to eat all of it!

Me too!

That's not fair!

I'm gonna
have all of it!

So am I!
[giggles]

[Duggee]
Ah woof woof.

[narrator] Now, now, Squirrels.
We'll share the pie.

[Squirrels]
Share?

[narrator]
Yes, and Duggee will help you.

He has his...

-[ding]
-...Sharing Badge!

-Ah woof.
-[narrator] You take one thing..

Ah woof!

...and divide it between every.

Understand?

Um...no?

Hmm. [gasps]
Ah woof woof.

[narrator]
OK, Tag, let's say

there's one banana,

and Naughty Monkey wants it,

and nobody else does.

I know!
There's one banana,

and one Naughty Monkey.

So...he can have
the whole banana to himself!

Ah, woof!

[narrator]
So there's no need to share.

[monkey whooping]

It's equal!

But what if two rabbits

only have one carrot?

We like sharing
a carrot, man.

Yeah.

[narrator]
Can you help them, Squirrels?

If there's only

one carrot,

but two rabbits,

then we need

two bits of carrot!

Ah, woof!

[narrator] So we need
to divide the carrot

into two equal pieces.

-[crunching]
-[Tag] One, two!

[both]
Cool.

Sharing.

[narrator] Now, here we have
three chickens...

[clucking]

...and only one sofa.

How can we
help them share, Squirrels?

[gasps]
I've got this!

[giggles]

-If there's only...
-[clucking]

One sofa
and three chickens...

Ah woof woof, woof.

...they'll need to share.

One, two, three!

A cushion each!

[clucking]

[chicken on TV]
Te amo, Antonio.

[chirping]

[hiccupping]

[narrator]
Oh, dear.

Here we have four birds--

-[hiccups]
-with hiccups!

They need some...

Water!

[narrator]
But there's only one jug.

[hiccups]

Four birds and one jug,

we need

one, two, three, four glasses!

[slurping and chirping]

Aah, water.

[narrator]
Here we have five bumblebees.

I wonder what
they need to share.

[Maverick]
Oh yeah, here we go.

[Captain Bumble]
Hold on! It's going to take

a lot more than just
fancy flying, Maverick.

-[radio crackle]
-Squirrels, Flight Captain Bumb.

Slight problem, over.

-[radio crackle]
-Roger, what's the matter? Over.

[Captain Bumble] We've five pile
and only one target.

[Maverick]
Let me at 'em!

[radio crackle]
Copy that, over.

[narrator] How do we share the s
between the bees?

Ah woof woof.

Yeah! There are...

one, two, three, four, five
flowers in the vase!

A bee can collect pollen
from one flower each.

[Captain Bumble]
Chocs away!

[Maverick]
Yee-haw!

[narrator] Now I think
you're getting the hang

of this sharing business,
Squirrels.

[ticking]

[bell dings]

[narrator]
And just in time!

Who wants some pie?

[Squirrels]
Me!

[narrator]
If six people want pie,

we'll divide it into...

[Squirrels]
Six pieces!

[munching]

[all] Mmm!

[narrator]
Haven't the Squirrels

done well today, Duggee?

Oh!
[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your
Sharing Badge.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[car honking]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Norrie]
Duggee hug.

[laughing]

[Squirrels]
We got our Sharing Badges!

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

[Antonio, on TV]
Tengo un secreto...

-[baby] Mama.
-[Lucia] Oh, Antonio!

[all gasp]

[narrator] Tag,
isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee!

[giggles]

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[laughing]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the History Badge.

[narrator]
Hello, Squirrels.

What are you doing?

We're reading a story!

Chapter one.
A long, long time ago--

How long ago?

Excuse me?

How long is a long,
long time ago?

It's just before breakfast.

Is it?

[Duggee clears throat]

Woof woof, woof.

[narrator]
Yes, a long, long time ago

is everything that's ever
happened in the whole world

before breakfast.

It's called History.

Wow! Can we learn about that?

[narrator]
Of course! Duggee has...

Ah woof!

[narrator]
...his History Badge!

And because
there's so much of it...

-[construction sounds]
-Ah woof!

...Duggee has made
a special machine

to help us see
as much of it as possible.

[Squirrels]
Ooh.

[narrator]
Just pop in the coordinates...

[beeping]

Now, time to see some...

[Squirrels]
History!

[narrator] If Duggee's calculats
are correct,

we've arrived five hundred
million years before breakfast,

when the first creature
walked on land.

Whew, nice to get
some fresh air.

And legs!

Aw, it's so cute!

[narrator] Now,
don't touch anything, Squirrels.

Why?

[narrator] Because
it might affect the future.

[Squirrels]
Oh.

Ah woof!

[narrator]
Come on!

Plenty more to see.

[beeping]

[ringing]

Oi!

[Betty]
Where are we going now?

[narrator]
We're going to

Ancient Rome.

Two and a half thousand years
before breakfast.

-Although...
-[Duggee gasps]

...we are in the middle
of a chariot race.

Here they come!

Woof!

[crowd cheering]

Oh, I say!

Caesar-- that's me--
is entertained!

[Squirrels]
Duggee! Duggee! Duggee!

Duggee!

We won!

Uh, woof?

[all growling]

[narrator] Maybe it's time to g.

Ah woof woof.

[all]
Oh.

[narrator]
Next stop,

one thousand years
before breakfast,

to Ancient China.

In honor of Your Noble Majesty's
most excellent birthday,

these shall be the finest
fireworks China has ever seen.

Ooh, fab! I'll just pop
to the little panda's room firs.

May I assure Your Excellency

that the fireworks will only coe
on your say-so.

[hissing]

[expl*si*n]

[Squirrels]
Wow!

[narrator]
What a wonderful sight!

Shame we have to move on.

[Squirrels]
Aw.

I'm ready!

Oh, a slight hiccup,
I'm afraid.

Ohhh. Worst birthday ever!

Ohh. The ceilings are really
coming on, Michael.

Yes, it's my finest work.

-Fancy a cuppa?
-Sure, why not.

Where are we?

[narrator]
This is Renaissance Italy,

only five hundred years
before breakfast.

Wow! Look at the ceiling!

[narrator] It's the work of thes
painter Michelangelo.

[Betty]
But it's not finished!

Yeah, why isn't he here?

[narrator]
Stay here, Squirrels.

Duggee will just go
and look for him.

Ah woof woof.

Poor Michelangelo,

it's such a big ceiling!

He could do
with some help!

Hmm.

[narrator]
No luck, Duggee?

Woof.

[narrator]
Hmm, unfortunately,

Michelangelo doesn't seem
to be around today, Squirrels.

[Squirrels]
Aw.

Is there any more history?

[narrator]
Oh, there's lots, Betty.

Hold on!

And I said, "Leonardo, ceilings
are where the money is."

Mamma Mia!

[gibbering]

[narrator] Think you've gone bak
a bit far here, Duggee.

Woof.

[whooping]

[narrator]
Oh, and maybe not here, either.

[Duggee]
Woof!

[blasting]

This is one small step for--

Ahh!

[Squirrels giggle]

Ooh!

[grunts, gasps]

Guh, guh, guh--

Huh?

[crowd cheers]

-[monks] Ommm...
-Ahh!

[Squirrels]
Hiya!

Ommm...

Yay--
Oh.

-Eep!
-[roars]

[Squirrels]
Wow!

History is fun!

Woof!

[narrator]
And, luckily,

we didn't
interfere with the past.

[car honking]

Ah, and here are your parents.

Ah woof.

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your History Badge.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[narrator]
Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Tag]
Duggee hug.

[laughing]

[Squirrels]
We got our...

History Badges!

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Hmm, anything feel different
to you, Duggee?

Uh, woof.

-[making motor noises]
-[narrator] Betty,

isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee!

[giggling]

[horn honks]

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[laughing]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Art Badge.

[narrator]
Ah, what a peaceful day.

Ah--

[Tino]
Coming through! Make way!

[Squirrels]
Huh?

Oh yes! We definitely
need one here.

[Betty]
It's Tino, the Artistic Mouse.

And some artistic friends.

Left a bit, down, down, up,
jaunty angle...

Yes! Tres jolie!

What's that?

It's for an art show
I'm putting on.

Anyone can enter,

as long as it's art
that has passion!

Art that speaks to me!

Art that comes from the heart.

I'm expecting lots of entries

of the highest quality!

Ciao!

Can we make some art
for Tino's show, Duggee?

Ah woof.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[narrator] Already had an idea
for your art, Duggee?

Ah woof.

[Squirrels]
Uh...hmm...

[narrator]
And how about you, Squirrels?

I don't know what to do!

[Squirrels]
Yeah.

[narrator] Don't worry,
Duggee can help you,

- He's got...
-Ah woof!

[narrator]
...his Art Badge!

Ah woof woof woof, woof!

[narrator]
Yes, what you need is

inspiration!

Inspi-what?

[narrator] Inspiration is anythg
that gives you an idea.

Ah woof woof.

[narrator]
For example,

it could come from
the materials you use.

Pencils,

paint, print,

-chalk...
-[Roly sneezes]

...or maybe collage!

Ah woof, woof woof woof!

[narrator] And sometimes,
you can find inspiration

by looking around you.

[gasps]

Whee-hee! Nature!

I'm inspired! [giggles]

By...

Huh?

...collage!

And nature.

[narrator]
Excellent work, Norrie.

[clapping]

Anyone else inspired?

No!

Ah woof woof woof.

[narrator]
Some artists

are inspired
by their passions.

- Like...
-Teapots.

Carrots, man.

[chattering]

[narrator] What are you
passionate about, Roly?

[gasps]

I know!

[narrator]
Is that a rock?

Yep!

Huh?

Finished!

[narrator]
Hmm. You're passionate about...

Potatoes.

[clapping]

[sighs] We still need
inspiration, Duggee.

Ah woof, woof woof.

[narrator] Yes, sometimes you cd
inspiration closer to home,

by using...

[rattling]

your nose...

-[blows raspberry]
-your mouth!

[squeaking]

[chuckles] I did an art.

Your whooooole...body!

Inspiration!
Inspiration!

-[clatter]
-Huh?

[Betty]
Finished!

I am art!

[narrator]
Beautiful, Betty.

Ooh.

But we still don't know
what to do, Duggee.

Ah woof woof, woof woof!

[narrator] Sometimes,
you can find inspiration

by looking at...

yourself,

someone else...

Stop moving, Nigel!

[narrator]
...or even something else.

So conceptual, Boris.

Yeah!

Oh, I have an idea!
[giggles]

[Tag]
Finished!

[narrator]
Ooh!

Very impressive, Tag.

[laughing]
Yay!

Duggee, I'm still stuck.

Ah woof woof!

[narrator] Well, Happy,
maybe your art could be...

realistic,

abstract,

neat...

-[manic laughter]
-...or messy!

Small...

or big!

Art can be...
well, anything.

Ah woof, woof woof.

[narrator]
As long as it's from the heart.

[gasps]
I know!

-[splash]
-[Duggee sighs]

I "heart" water!

[narrator]
You certainly do, Happy.

Ah woof.

[narrator]
And Duggee's finished as well!

Just in time for...

The big show!

All this art is inspired!

Magnifique!

The passion, it speaks to me.

Oh, and this art,
it clearly comes from the heart.

Bravo, Squirrels!

Oh, but this piece,

the bold mix of mediums,

the raw creativity--

this audacious example

of living art...

is truly inspirational!

Huh?

[Tino]
I pronounce this

the best Woodland Biennale ever!

-[all cheering and laughing]
-Yay!

[narrator] Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Oh!
[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your Art Badge.

-[all] Yay!
-[car honking]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Betty]
Duggee hug.

[laughing]

We got our...
Art Badges!

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

Ah woof!

[Duggee and narrator laugh]

-Ooh.
-[narrator] Betty,

-Huh?
-[narrator] Isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee!
[giggles]

[horn honks]

[all]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[all]
Duggee!

[laughing]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator] Duggee and
the Crazy Golf Badge.

[sighs]

[Squirrels]
Hey, Duggee!

What you doing?

Ah woof woof.

[narrator] Duggee's practicing
his crazy golf.

What's crazy golf?

[narrator] It's a game Duggee ps
with his pals, once a year.

You have to hit a ball
with a stick into a hole

by getting over,
under, or through

lots of crazy things.

Ooh.

Oh, that is bad luck, Duggs.

Guess it's up to me
to get a hole in one today.

Milkshakes on me!

[gasps]
You get...

[Squirrels]
Milkshake?

[narrator] Yes, when it only
takes you one go

to get the ball in the hole.

Can we play Crazy Golf, Duggee?

[narrator]
Of course!

Duggee has his
Crazy Golf Badge!

Ah woof woof.

[narrator]
First, you have to come up

with an idea for a hole.

[Squirrels]
OK!

[narrator] Now, we need to
turn those ideas

into a Crazy Golf course.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[Squirrels]
Finished!

[narrator] Let's play Crazy Gol!

-[Squirrels shouting]
-[narrator] It's been an actiony

so far at the inaugural Squirrb
Crazy Golf Championships.

We've had drama
from the very first hole

with Norrie's course...

[Norrie]
"Crazy Creatures"

[neighing]

[narrator]
...causing the players

no end of problems.

Duggee choking early on.

[munching]

Huh?

[narrator]
And Happy

finding the fairway
rather slippery.

Oh.

[narrator]
And, after some confusion...

-No.
-No.

-No.
-No!

[narrator]
Tag finally reigns supreme

on the final putt.

[worms]
Yes!

[narrator]
Next up came Betty's hole.

[Betty]
"The Complex Vortex!"

[narrator]
Which set the difficulty level

mind-bendingly high.

What, with the Hadron
Washing Machine...

Aw.

[narrator]
And the Molecular Microscope.

Wow.

[narrator]
Until Norrie launched

a spectacular drive.
[expl*si*n]

to win the second.

Aw.

[narrator]
Then came Tag's hole.

[Tag]
"Mega Unfair!"

That's a strange name, Duggee.

Woof.

[tires screeching]

Unfair!

[spits]

Unfair!

[Norrie]
Un--

[Roly]
Fair!

[narrator] A frustrating hole
or many today.

[giggles]

[narrator]
Where finally

Happy held his nerve,

and holed in fifty-seven.

Yay!

[narrator]
Then came more drama

at Roly's...

Mud!

Hole.

[narrator]
Challenging conditions

[squelching]

for even the most
seasoned players.

[laughing]

With Happy's scuffed sh*t...

Ew.

[narrator]
Leaving mud in his eye.

It left it open for Betty

[Roly giggles]

[narrator] Fortunately,
at the next hole, Happy's...

Water! Water!

Water!

[narrator]
Everyone got a chance

[giggles]

to clean up.

Ha-ah-ha-ah--

Oh.

Ha-ah-- [laughs]

Oh!

[narrator]
And now, we find ourselves

at the final hole.

[Duggee]
Ah, woof.

[narrator] Welcome
to Duggee's One-sh*t Wonderhous.

And what a hole it is...

We have a beautiful
approach here

before going over
the rough,

then along
the well kept fairway,

negotiating a tricky
water feature,

down an undulating camber,
where we find ourselves

at the entrance to the beautify
manicured green.

Duggee now,

ready to tee off.

[loud horn]

Still trying to get
that hole-in-one, Duggs?

[narrator] What pressure
on this young dog.

It's all or nothing,
one hole, one sh*t,

one last chance for milkshakes!

[giggles]

[quacks]

[Tag]
It's slowing down!

[gasps]

[all]
Hurray!

Congrats, Duggs.
We can finally have some...

[all]
Milkshakes!

[slurping]

[narrator] Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Oh!
[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your
Crazy Golf Badge!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[car honking]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Betty]
Duggee hug.

[laughing]

[Squirrels]
We got our...

Crazy Golf Badges!

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

Yes!
[laughs]

[Squirrels]
Hey Duggee!