♪
(Honking)
Whoa!
♪
Whoa!
Ah!
♪
♪
You know what I sometimes
wish?
Yeah!
For a big pie the size of a
suitcase!
(Munching)
Pie!
No.
I wish instead of learning
inside a dusty old school, we
could travel the world visiting
historic sites, natural wonders.
Yeah!
And the place where the Booger
Monkeys hide before they sneak
in at night to fill up your
nose!
Then again, maybe school’s
not a bad idea.
Guys, wait up!
(Brakes squealing)
(Purring)
Welcome back, man.
Feeling better?
Yeah.
The cops told Gram-Gram if she
ever tries cooking for us again,
she’s going to jail.
(Clanging)
Oh!
(Bubbling)
(Sizzling)
Bad, bad!
Bad meal!
(Coughing)
Down!
Dig in!
I drew these pictures while I
was recovering.
My dad was especially ill.
So, what did I miss in class?
ACEActually, we’re doing
"The Digestive SystemFriend or
Foe?"
(Munching)
(Brakes squealing)
Whoa!
He runs pretty good for a guy in
a wheelchair.
(Sizzling)
(Buzzing)
Gah!
(Banging)
(Groaning)
(Squishing)
What a jerk.
Now, now, Ace.
It’s okay for him to park there.
After all, he is handicapped.
His car only has two wheels.
(Engine revving)
(Metal screeching)
(Crashing)
When you think about it, having
a special place to park just
’cause you can’t walk is pretty
funny.
I mean, we don’t let people with
bad taste park closer to the
clothing store.
(Honking)
What do you think?
(All laughing)
GOONGood one, man!
Then the gastric enzymes mix
with the mucus, forming a gooey
digestible mass.
(Gasping)
Now, who would like to put their
hand in my small intestine?
(All gurgling, gagging)
Ah, yes.
The regurgitation reflex!
♪
(All shouting inside)
(Whinnying)
(Braying)
(Bell ringing)
♪
(Crashing)
Oh!
This is the worst day of my
life!
The school newspaper goes to
press in an hour and we have
nothing for the cover!
Nothing!
Nothing, nothing, nothing!
Julie, you’re fizzing my
soda!
Oh.
I sent my photographer to the
exotic flower show--
(Buzzing)
Apparently, a few thousand tiny
k*ller bee stings are enough to
put some people in the hospital.
All I got was this!
Gee, I wish there was
something I could do.
I need something light,
something funny!
(Gasping)
You draw stuff!
Can I use one of your cartoons?
Well, sure, but what does it
have to be about?
About five by seven.
(Drum hitting)
(Gasping)
This is perfect!
And funny.
You rock!
Thanks!
Bye!
I rock!
Whoa-- whoa!
Whoa!
Family announcement.
Gram-Gram’s second cooking night
has been, uh, cancelled.
Boo!
(Grumbling)
And Kate’s making dinner.
(Grunting)
Aah!
Shouldn’t we finish the
repairs from Gram-Gram’s meal
before we let Kate experiment on
us?
Now, Pelswick, everyone in
this family is an equal member
and should have an equal chance
to express themselves in the
kitchen.
Until it’s Gram-Gram’s turn
again.
Then we call the police.
Arr!
It’s ready!
(Plopping)
Texture?
Chewy, with an aftertaste
like licking a bathtub plug.
I got just the thing!
(Cracking)
You know, I’ve been studying
the digestive tract at school
and I’m really not sure it’s up
to this.
You eat what’s in front of
you or there’ll be no dessert.
And I’m not telling where I hid
your computer.
COMPUTER VOICEYou’ve got
mange!
Rar?
So, what else happened today,
sport?
(Crashing)
Not much.
Unless you count me getting my
first cartoon published in the
Alcatraz Bugle Tribune!
(Squishing)
Woo-hoo!
That’s my grandson.
That’s fabulous!
Mrow!
(Drilling)
Aah!
Someone push my face into my
plate!
You liked my cartoon?
Oh, well, thank you.
Sure, I’ll autograph the cover
for you.
Ladies, ladies, please.
One at a time.
Yah!
Ugh, don’t do that.
You know, you really should
be using something with more
fluoride and less me.
Although, one out of five
dentists does recommend me.
Huh!
Wait, I know how this
guardian angel stuff works.
You only show up when
something’s wrong.
You read the handbook.
So few people do.
Speaking of reading, great
school newspaper.
Love the article about
Vice-Principal Zeigler’s
vacation in Puerto Rico.
I am so jealous!
♪
Aah!
Wait a minute.
That doesn’t come out ’til
tomorrow.
Where did you get it?
From tomorrow.
I was just passing through it on
the way back to today and I
picked up a copy to read on my
astral plane.
My favourite part is this
cartoon on the cover.
That’s mine!
You drew this?
I am so impressed!
This may be the funniest horse
in a wheelchair joke I’ve seen
all year!
Could you autograph it for me
with your toothbrush?
Sure!
So, what is wrong?
In fact, this cartoon reminds
me of the work of Voltaire and
Vaclav Havel.
Vaclav and Voltaire?
Aren’t they that new rap group
from Austria?
♪ Yo butt
♪ Yo butt
♪ Yo B-B-B-B butt
♪ Body, butt
♪ Big big butt man
Not exactly.
Look ’em up.
Gotta go.
Left my wallet in next
Wednesday.
(Splashing)
Ooh!
(Draining)
Aah!
You know, this tastes a lot like
your sister’s cooking.
♪
Wait!
I’ve been on the phone all
morning to crooked lawyers.
They want to see the contract
for your cartoony thing.
I don’t have one.
I just handed it to Julie.
No contract?
I’ll call you right back, baby.
That means you own it!
Oh, we can reprint it on mugs,
t-shirts, mouse pads, trumpet
player spit hankies and keep all
the bucks for ourselves!
Yee-haw!
I’ll get on it as soon as I
land!
(Crashing)
I can’t wait to see the
newspaper.
Hey, you ever hear of a guy
named Voltaire?
Yeah!
I think he invented pigs.
Er, no, wait-- was that Sir
Francis Bacon?
Actually, Voltaire was a
French writer in the late th
century who--
Holy cow!
It’s a quarter to nine and
they’re sold out?
Ah!
Ah, I’m a hit!
Yeah, I’m a monster!
Oh, I’m a superstar!
♪ I’ve got a butt, a butt ♪
♪ A big, big butt
♪ Butt, butt, butt, butt
♪ Big, big butt
Julie did you, uh, save me a
copy?
There aren’t any copies.
What do you mean?
Because of your cartoon, the
newspaper’s been banned!
♪ Butt-diddy, butt-diddy
♪ Big, big, big
♪ Butt-diddy, butt-diddy
(Muttering)
Now, Ms. Smockford, I want
you to know--
Ouch!
That this isn’t an inquisition.
This so-called cartoon--
Ouch!
Demonstrates a disturbing lack
of sensitivity towards our
differently-abled friends.
I was personally offended.
I was offended, too.
Me too.
Oh, my face almost fell off!
I demand to know--
Ow, oh, ow!
The name of the insensitive thug
who drew this.
Before I compromise my
journalistic integrity by
revealing my sources, I’ll
perish under the hot, hot,
burning, blazing sun.
(Weakly)Please don’t
mention the sun.
(Sizzling)
Ahh.
You’re suspended?
What’s that mean?
She’s not allowed to come to
school, Goon.
Wow!
Way to go!
Just because you won’t tell
them I drew the cartoon?
This is bigger than you and
me, Pelswick.
It’s bigger than all of us!
It’s not bigger than Germany.
That place is huge, man!
I went there one summer with my
dad--
Autobahn?
Ein gross highway?
Von vroom-vroom?
(Didgeridoo playing)
When I signed on as editor, I
swore an oath to protect my
sources.
You are my source.
I’m your source?
You must promise me you won’t
tell anyone you drew that
cartoon.
Not ever!
No matter what they do to you.
No matter what they do to me.
♪
Yo, bro!
Heard about that gnarly picture
some little brain drew.
Sorry, wheelchair dude.
You got, like, any idea who drew
it?
I couldn’t say right now, but
um, didn’t you think it was just
a little bit funny maybe?
This is school.
There’s no place for funny.
ALLPelswick, Pelswick!
They’ll find out soon
who drew that unfunny rude
cartoon!
Yay!
(Sighing)
Which swept through the area
last night causing millions in
property damage and thousands
of dollars in hair-do mussing
up.
On a more serious note, at
Alcatraz Junior High, a
shocking drawing has teachers
and students outraged.
Bullies at the school were so
upset, weak skinny kids had to
b*at themselves up.
What a shame.
No one got to see your cartoon
because of this offensive one.
Either way, tonight’s Bobby’s
turn to cook.
Do you want some strained beets
in a baby bottle?
Poor Julie.
Suspended for my silence.
How ironic.
For they will never silence me!
Wanna buy some oranges?
That’s when I realized
everyone’s offended about
something they haven’t even
seen!
Did you check out my advice?
What are you doing?
It’s called "Butt Ball".
It’s going to be the big
sensation a week from Thursday.
Wanna try?
No.
I promised Julie I wouldn’t tell
who drew it.
But I didn’t promise I wouldn’t
show it to other people.
When they see how harmless it is
and funny, by the way, they’re
bound to let her back.
To show how sorry I am, I’m
going to let you slap my
sunburn.
But no seconds-ies!
I see now why this goes out
of style six weeks from Sunday.
"Post file to webpage"?
Yes.
With any luck, the whole
problem’s about to go away.
♪
What’s this?
(Laughing)
That’s really funny!
(Laughing)
Look at that horse!
(Laughing)
MANIn three, two--
(Laughing)
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve
just been handed the most
disturbing piece of artwork.
Viewers who are easily offended
by vile, disgusting, poopy
doo-doo drawings should turn
away.
(Chuckling)
(Clearing throat)
We must find who drew that
insulting, offensive cartoon.
Call in the Federal Agents!
Ow, oh, aah!
And someone find me a really big
jar of skin lotion.
(Tires screeching)
(Growling)
♪
That’s it!
Rift, search!
Find that evil drawing!
Go, sniff!
(Growling)
Be careful, sir.
You’re the exact colour of a
doggy beef treat.
Oh, dear.
Yes.
Arrest anyone who even looks
like he has a sense of humour!
He’s got a funny rubber chicken.
Grab him!
(Crashing)
(Thinking)Aren’t they the
dudes with that hip-hop song,
"Yo Butt"?
MR. JIMMYLook ’em up.
Voltaire.
Pretty cool for a dead guy.
What’s happening?
Some knucklehead put your
cartoon on the net and it’s on,
like, TV.
It’s a well-known fact that
percent of people cr*ck under
interrogation and tell
everything.
Goon just admitted to eating a
worm when he was three.
Yeah, that’s him.
(Gulping)
♪
Lucky there’s nothing
connecting you to that drawing,
dude.
Yeah.
Phew.
(Bell ringing)
(Tires screeching)
Yes, siree, folks!
There’s nothing funnier than a
horse in a wheelchair!
Ha ha!
Aah!
Get your horse cartoon mugs,
t-shirts, whoopee cushions,
mouse pads, wind chimes!
Use the whoopee cushion on the
wind chimes.
(Sputtering, chiming)
All drawn and copyrighted and
owned outright by my grandson.
Pelswick Eggert.
♪
(Gulping)
Okay, you got me.
Punish me, slap the cuffs on-- I
can take it!
Punish you?
(Laughing)
Ow!
(Laughing)
Ow!
You aren’t being punished.
We thought the cartoon was very
funny, didn’t we?
(Laughing)
As long as a differently-abled
person drew it, where’s the
harm?
Now, let’s forget the whole
thing.
(Sizzling)
Aah!
What do you mean where’s the
harm?
You’ve got cartoon-sniffing dogs
out there!
And Julie’s suspended.
That’s like what they did to
Voltaire and Havel.
The rappers?
♪ Yo butt, yo butt
♪ Yo biggy, biggy butt
♪ Butt-diddy, butt-diddy
♪ Yo biggy, biggy butt
I’ll have a pair of Horse in
a Wheelchair underwear, please.
Oh!
And one of those.
♪
(Sputtering)
No, not the rappers!
Those German guys who train
the tigers?
Oh, I love that big, snarly
lion.
Roar!
Ha!
No!
Two guys who stuck up for the
right to say what they believe.
And went to jail for it.
One of them became president of
his country and the other one
became--
Uh, some French guy.
Julie was suspended for printing
a cartoon you didn’t like until
you knew I drew it.
But now you know.
And I’m not being punished.
If I’m not, why should Julie be?
You’re right.
That’s not fair.
It’s not right to unfairly
punish Julie and not unfairly
punish you.
You’re suspended, too.
Huh?
Hey!
How come I’m not suspended?
I wore the hat!
I ate the worm, man!
Did you ever eat a worm?
Uh, it’s not bad, actually.
Whoa!
I recorded this whole ugly
incident for the next issue.
And this time, I’m putting it on
the web where I can’t be
silenced.
(Chuckling)
Since you have a week off
school, would you like to come
over and work on it?
(Harp strumming)
Would I!
I mean, yeah, sure, if you want
me to.
What’s our next cover story?
"Publisher Suspended, Artist
Silenced."
(Door slamming)
(Squeaking)
"And Synthetic Chicken
Strip-Searched!"
Wait!
You say hate put you in there
but love’s going to bust you
out?
(Squeaking)
Can you draw a chicken?!
♪
I’m home!
For a week.
My turn to cook?
We’ve been eating too much
heavy food.
It’s time for exercise.
Yee-haw!
♪ Yo butt, yo butt
♪ Yo biggy, biggy butt
You think that’s a crummy
fad?
Wait ’til next Friday and the
battery-powered face inflator.
(Stretching)
(Popping)
Oh!
♪
01x05 - Draw!
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Series is about the title character, who uses a wheelchair, emphasizing that he lived a normal life. It was based on the books created by John Callahan.
Series is about the title character, who uses a wheelchair, emphasizing that he lived a normal life. It was based on the books created by John Callahan.