♪
(Honking)
Whoa!
Whoa!
Ah!
♪
♪
BOYSBrain Suckers of
Skuldeth !
(Crunch)
(Slurping)
Hey, guys.
Hair dryer’s busted again?
Can’t talk now.
Battle stations!
(Humming funny song)
Suck brain!
Suck brain!
It’s so nice to have friends
who don’t follow the crowd, who
don’t do something just because
it’s popular.
Don’t you guys see this whole
Brain Sucker deal is a gimmick
to scam gullible kids out of
their money.
(Chuckling)
Brain BlenderI throw you!
Armless NormanI throw you!
Prepare to meet your
multi-legged doom, Armless
Norman!
Brain Blender, I’m going to
take out your teeth and use them
to eat your head!
(Panting)
(Thud)
You forgot, you have three
left feet!
Yeah, but I also have three
left socks.
(Sizzling)
(Laughing)
Curse my puree buttons, it’s
Slime Spitter!
Uh, Goon.
Actually, that would make it
game over because Slime Spitter
can only technically be defeated
by Faceless Jeff.
Are you guys sure you didn’t
suck a little too hard on those
straws?
Get real!
No one’s ever seen a Faceless
Jeff card.
Some say they don’t exist, like
’A’s on a report card.
BOTHBrain Suckers!
Huh??
You guys paid eight dollars for
a couple of straws you could get
for free at Burger Barrel?
(Blowing)
Okay, yours haven’t been used
before--
Hey boys, look at the losers
playing their little card games.
I can’t believe you pathetic
wimps are so pathetic and so
wimpy you collect Head Sniffers!
Actually, it’s Brain Suckers.
Boyd, please, don’t agree
with me!
You’ll turn my whole world
upside-down.
(Slurping)
Sewer Suckers?
That is so last week.
(Honking)
What a bunch of sheep.
It’s so immature.
If I collected those dumb
things, where would I even put
them?
I’d have to move my Continental
Girls, my Queenie Babies, and
the nail polish rack for my
Teenage Backstreet Lizard Girls.
(Boinging)
I don’t get what the big deal
is!
Maybe I’ll buy one pack of these
dumb cards, have a good laugh,
and then throw them away.
Brain Suckers!
Brain Suckers!
(Slurping)
Faceless Jeff!
Faceless Jeff!
Gargulizer.
Armless Norman.
Come on, Faceless Jeff!
I’m going to need you if I’m
going to b*at Ace and Good in
tomorrow’s Intergalactic
Brain-off.
"I am Armless, Sniffing
Jimmy!"
(Inflating)
Say, could you scratch my middle
nose?
Whoo, that’s better!
You know, ’til you’ve got three
noses, you never really know how
bad your chin smells.
(Squirting)
Hey, I’ve got some important
advice for you.
Yeah?
What is it?
Oh, you won’t need it for a
week.
I just came by to find out where
you’ll be next Wednesday at
five.
Hey, this is cool!
You’ve got some advice I’m
going to need next week?
Tell me now!
Nah, it won’t mean anything
now.
Shoo!
Just tell me.
Okay, here it is.
Plums.
Plums?
You interrupted my search for
the most valuable, wonderful
trading card in the entire
universe for plums?
Told you it wouldn’t mean
anything.
Well, I’m late for a party in
another dimension.
Here comes the Alternate
Universe Express.
See you!
Plums.
Um, Dad, can I have my allowance
so I can buy some more Brain
Sucker cards, and more Brain
Sucker hats, and more Brain
Sucker underwear, and more Brain
Sucker suckers?
Now, Pelswick, you get your
allowance on Saturday.
But the store’s open now!
I couldn’t help but overhear
your touching tale of need.
I have a little money put aside.
I’ll buy your bed, your ninja
pyjamas, and all your CDs for
fifteen bucks.
(Gasps)
Get real!
I’m a fan, I’m not an addict!
Ha ha ha!
Yes, yeehaw!
Ha, I win!
You lose!
I’ll take your Toe Sniffer and
your Flame Thrower, thank you.
I win, I win, I win!
I’m the brain-sucking champion!
Another match?
(Emotional)No, I, uh, have
to talk to somebody first.
You see anything?
They’re plums.
They’re round, they’re two
dollars each, they’re the same
colour as a bruise I got falling
off a speaker tower at
Seniorpalooza.
Waaah!
(Thump)
What am I supposed to see?
I don’t know.
I just need--
Oh, the advice of an older,
wiser relative?
--more cards!
Toe Jammer, I throw you!
Excellent move.
What’d you have to do for that
extra card money?
Not much, just sleep on the
floor in my underwear while not
listening to music.
JULIEPelswick, not you too!
Um, I didn’t want Ace and
Goon to feel bad, so, you know,
I went to the store and I picked
up, uh, packs.
Ooh, check it out!
A Volupticon Launch Pod!
Braineriffic!
It’s a casserole dish!
Some company probably realized
they weren’t selling, and that’s
how this whole thing got
started.
Our badly-made casserole
dishes aren’t selling!
Our pointless, violent action
toys aren’t selling.
I have a half-hour kids show
to produce, and no ideas!
No, Julie, it’s more than
that.
It’s a way of life.
(Horn sound)
It’s a giant infomercial!
Except at the end, you don’t
have a better hair care system,
you’ve just got a bunch of silly
cards in a binder the size of a
car engine.
You’re right!
What was I thinking?
I should just--
Hey, cool shoes!
(Sigh)
I’ll give you a nickel for
the light bulb.
(Sniffs)
Jeff, Jeff, where are you
Jeff?
Hiya, Pelswick.
Hi Mr. Lipkirk.
Wow, nice Armless Norman
costume.
Is that a Faceless Jeff shirt?
Nah, just a plain shirt.
The Faceless Jeffs look just
like it but they’re fifty bucks.
Whoa!
I’ll just put my money on the
counter.
Bye!
Spatulon!
Vacuuchewer.
Kidney Swallower!
It’s only fair to warn you:
I’m circulating this petition to
ban Brain Suckers merchandise
from school grounds.
What?
Why?
Stink Finger!
Because it’s distracting
students from their work.
Kidney Barfer!
Excuse me, what?
Julie?
Slime Spitter.
You lose, unless you’ve got a
Faceless Jeff.
Ha ha ha.
I don’t think so!
(Sighs)
Hmm.
Should I place them
alphabetically, or in order of
spooky alien gruesomeness?
Want to play a small
elimination match tonight?
A small one?
Sure.
Best games out of ?
Okay.
It’ll have to be at your place.
I don’t have a light or desk, or
any furniture anymore.
Ramulon, Chin Devourer--
I only need one card for a
complete set!
Aw Jeff, where are you?
Carmine’s eating a "BLT":
Boogers, Loogies, and Toenails.
(Vomiting)
Aren’t you supposed to be
bullying Willy Carnell?
He had a dentist’s
appointment.
We had to reschedule.
Nutritious?
Yuck!
Fruit.
Yuck!
Brain Sucker cards.
(Yelps)
What do they think, I’m five?
Spatulot, Rigor Tortoise--
What a joke!
Faceless Jeff.
(Coughs and spits)
Uh, you got a, uh--
Did you, uh, say, uh, faceless
something or other?
My bully sense is tingling.
Is this card worth something to
you?
"Worth something"!?
Uh, no, not really.
Can I just see it?
Or smell it?
Or hug it, or anything?
If it’s not worth anything,
then I’ll just tear it up.
Noooooooo!
You’d do anything for this,
wouldn’t you?
Oh ho ho ho, this is too good!
You’re at my complete and total
mercy.
Help me, O Magic Plums, O
wisest of the fruit kingdom.
How do I get that card?
Just point your plummy stems
toward the answer.
GRANDMAOne-hundred and ten
pounds!
Oh, this thing’s rigged!
It’s bogus!
It’s whack!
I want my money back and as many
prunes as I can swallow.
Wahhh!
Can I just hold it for a
second?
No, but I’ll let you see the
back if you say something nice
about me.
Something nice?
Something nice, yeah, sure, um:
you smell way, way better than a
rhino’s butt.
I resent that.
Really?
Thanks.
(Heavenly music)
Don’t touch!
Card Number , Faceless
Jeff.
Let me see the front!
I can say something else nice
about you if you give me a day
or two to think--
Here, take my lunch!
This is too easy.
Oh man, he’s beautiful.
What do you want for it?
Good question.
I’m going to have to think about
that one.
Great, then I’ll never know.
Wah, sorry!
Force of habit!
You think all the time!
You think all the time!
No don’t go, please don’t!
Come back!
Faceless Jeff!
Nooooooooo!
(Windy sounds)
(Eerie sounds)
Got you!
Actually, you don’t.
This is just a dream.
What do you want?
Thought I’d give you the
second half of next week’s
adviceit’s plums.
But the first part was plums.
These are different plums.
Oop, got to go; you’re waking
up.
(Grunt)
It’s too lumpy.
You can have it back.
Hey, Pelstwerp.
I figured out what it’ll take
for you to own that card.
You have to do whatever I say
for a week.
A whole three-day week?
That’s right, a whole three--
Hey, don’t try that!
There’s six days in a week.
How do I know you’ll give it
to me?
I can’t believe you don’t
trust me.
After all my years of tormenting
you I thought we have a special
bully-victim relationship.
How about if I hold the card?
You’d do that for me, even
though you’re trying to ban
them?
I disagree with what you
collect, but I’ll defend to the
death your right to collect it.
Deal.
He gets to see it for five
seconds a day.
Your first job’s to catch me up
on all my homework.
No problem.
I should have known he hasn’t
done his homework since the
fourth grade.
(Eerie music)
If only they’d suck Boyd’s
brain.
Of course, then they’d still be
hungry.
(Ringing)
House of Humiliation, Pelswick
speaking.
BOYDI thought of a few more
things you can do for me.
♪
(Yelps)
♪
Oh Plums, why won’t you help
me?
Don’t I buff the housewives’
fingerprints off you every
afternoon?
Don’t I?
If he lunges at the plums,
arrest him.
Two, three, four, four and a
half, four and two halves, five.
Same time tomorrow?
It’s so unfair.
One person doesn’t care about
Faceless Jeff, and that’s who
gets him.
Hey Pelswhip, I figured out
the last thing you have to do
for that little piece of
cardboard.
You and me are going to trade
seats.
Huh?
You want to sit here tomorrow,
next to Julie?
Tomorrow, and for the rest of
the year.
Why?
Because I know it’ll really,
really bug you.
Meet me outside that card store
tonight to tell me if we’ve got
a deal.
Come on, plums.
I can’t wait any longer!
I need your fresh, juicy, three
for a quarter wisdom now!
ALLPlummmmmm.
Is giving up Julie the only
way to get Jeff?
Sure I’d still see her every
day, but I’d see her back.
That’s not the part I like.
I like the front part.
With the smile on it, and the
teeth, and the nose.
But with a Faceless Jeff, I’d
be brainlessly invincible!
ALLPlummmmm.
Boy, the nutcases they get in
here, huh?
This ain’t a lobster; it’s a
skinny crab!
I demand free seafood for a
year!
And more prunes.
Where are you going?
To make the most painful
decision of my life.
Wait a minute.
Three for a quarter?
But who’s going to clean up
the spill on Aisle Nine?
ALLThe plums will provide.
Excuse me, sir.
Weren’t the plums two dollars
each last week?
Yeah, so, last week plums
were out of season.
Today we’ve got all the plums we
can handle.
"Out of season".
I figured it out!
Thank you!
Ah, he has figured it out.
(Gong struck)
Tell us, oh plums.
I was wondering, if you don’t
have a bully at the moment,
maybe I could call you?
Boyd, even though I find
myself at the same time repulsed
by and strangely attracted to
you, at the moment repulsed is
way out in front.
Julie!
I guess this is it.
Give Boyd his card back.
What!?
After every degrading thing you
did for me, you don’t want it?
These cards are like fruit,
Boydtheir value goes up and
down with the supply.
Unlike a friend like Julie,
who’s worth her weight in Slime
Spitters.
Thank you... I think.
You are so bluffing.
I warned you!
(Gasps)
I rip up a rare card to watch
you weep, and you don’t even
blink!
You are so insensitive!
Wahhhhhh!
New shipment just in!
Faceless Jeff cards, five cents
each.
GRANDMAYou can’t ban me for
life!
If I don’t get prunes, I’ll
explode!
♪
01x03 - Brain Suckers of Skuldeth 5
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Series is about the title character, who uses a wheelchair, emphasizing that he lived a normal life. It was based on the books created by John Callahan.
Series is about the title character, who uses a wheelchair, emphasizing that he lived a normal life. It was based on the books created by John Callahan.