02x09 - The Naughty Dog / Our Day Off

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky". Aired: 1 August 2005 – 20 April 2009.*
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02x09 - The Naughty Dog / Our Day Off

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♫ Bottle Top Bill

♫ And his best friend Corky

♫ Up on the hill

♫ Let's watch them as they play

♫ Playing all day

♫ Hurry

- [Announcer] The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill

- [Female Announcer] And his best friend Corky

♫ Bottle Top Bill

- [Corky] It's a great day today, Bill.

- [Bill] Just right for an adventure, Corky.

- [Corky] What's the adventure called?

- [Bill] It's called The Naughty Dog.

(snoring)

(barking)

- [Woman] Timmy, no more.

(barking)

- Corky, did you hear that?

- What was it, Bill?

(barking)

- It was that.

- [Corky] It sounds like Timmy, the dog.

- [Bill] And I'm sure I heard Mrs Whistlehead too.

- [Corky] You're right both times, Bill.

Because here they come.

- This is a nice surprise.

- Hello Bill. Hello Corky.

- Good morning Mrs Whistlehead.

- How are you?

- I'm looking for some help.

That's how I am.

- What's the trouble?

(barking)

- Timmy wants to play chase all the time.

(barking)

I've already played for an hour with him

and I have so many other things to do.

- Leave him with us, Mrs Whistlehead.

- We'll play with him.

- Thanks so much.

That will be a big help.

I'll pick him up later.

(barking)

- We know you want to play chase, Timmy.

- So let's play.

- Here you go, Timmy.

(barking)

- Nice throw, Bill.

- [Bill] Why doesn't Timmy fetch it?

- [Corky] Looks like it might have disappeared.

- I'm sure it landed here.

- There it is.

- It was down that hole.

- [Corky] That's no ordinary hole, Bill.

- [Bill] What is it then, Corky?

- [Corky] I think it's the entrance to somebody's home.

- It's a rabbit.

(barking)

- No Timmy, let's not chase the rabbit.

- Chase the ball instead.

(barking)

- Timmy. - Timmy.

- [Corky] Where are they going, Bill?

- They've gone to Fairyland.

- We'd better go after them before they get into trouble.

- [Bill] Fairyland's a very special place, Corky.

- [Corky] I love going there, Bill.

- [Bill] But I don't think I'm going to love

looking for Timmy in Fairyland.

- We need some help, Bill.

- And I know just the person.

- Dandy the fairy.

- Spot on Corky.

Let's see if she's home.

- [Corky] Any sign of her, Bill?

- [Bill] I don't know.

We're in luck, Corky.

She's in the garden.

- [Corky] Dandy.

- Hello.

- Oh, Corky, how nice of you to drop by.

- It would be nice, Dandy, if it wasn't for our problem.

- What problem is that?

- We're looking for Mrs Whistlehead's dog, Timmy.

- He's playing chase with a rabbit.

- And they ran right down here into Fairyland.

- Then I'd better help you find him.

- What have you been doing, Dandy?

- Just filling my fairy dust bags.

I like to have exactly the right amount in each bag.

I'll finish it later.

- Is it safe just to leave your fairy dust on the table?

- Oh yes, everyone in Fairyland knows not to

touch my fairy dust.

Come on.

- [Corky] What about Tricky the troll?

- [Bill] Tricky touches everything.

- [Dandy] It's too early in the morning for Tricky.

He'll still be asleep.

- Fairy dust.

Dandy won't mind if I borrow a little.

(laughing) I'm going to be very careful with it.

Tricky the careful troll, that's me.

This fairy dust will be perfect for my garden.

I'll grow the biggest vegetable--

(screaming)

Hey, watch where you're going.

(barking)

Who's this then?

(screaming)

Oh, you made me spill my fairy dust.

- Timmy, here boy.

Timmy.

- Timmy.

(squeaking)

- Timmy?

(squeaking)

- Is that Timmy?

(squeaking)

- I can hear him, but I can't see him.

- It's coming from down there.

(squeaking)

What's this, Bill?

- It's a teeny weeny Timmy.

(squeaking)

- What's happened to him?

- It can only be one thing.

Timmy's had a fairy dust shower.

- Can you do something for him, Dandy?

- I'll have to go home to get some fairy dust

to make him large again.

(squeaking)

- You'd better hurry, Dandy, before we lose him again.

- I'll fly as fast as a fairy can.

(squeaking)

- It's all right, Timmy.

We'll get you back to your normal size.

- Oh no, look who else is here.

- Oh.

- [Bill] And he spotted Timmy.

(squeaking)

- Look, Bill, the rabbit's now chasing Timmy.

- What should we do?

- Timmy's heading for home.

The rabbit too!

- Come on Corky, after them!

- But how will Dandy know where to find us?

- We'll leave a sign.

- [Corky] Good thinking Bill.

- This looks like trouble and it's all my fault.

But I'm going to fix everything.

- Where would they be, Bill?

- Timmy's too small to see unless you're very close to him.

- And no sign of the rabbit either.

- Bill, Corky!

- Tricky! - Tricky!

- Sorry, Tricky, we're too busy to play.

- We've lost someone.

- I know all about the teeny weeny Timmy.

- You do?

- How do you know that?

- Um, I'm sure it was only an accident.

Nobody meant to do anything wrong.

But I'm here to fix everything.

I've got fairy dust.

- Shouldn't we wait for Dandy first?

- Dandy? We don't need Dandy.

I know what I'm doing.

- I hope he's right, Corky.

- So do I, Bill.

Where should we look first, Bill?

- [Bill] If I was being chased by a big rabbit,

I'd head straight home.

- [Corky] To Mrs Whistlehead's house.

(humming)

- Perfect, just the spot for an outdoor lunch.

(chomping)

Oh my, look at these bites.

We must have mice.

(squeaking)

Not just ordinary mice, but barking mice.

- Mrs Whistlehead.

- It's only us Mrs Whistlehead.

And our friend, Tricky the troll.

- This is quite a day.

First barking mice, now a troll.

- Did you say barking mice, Mrs Whistlehead?

- I did.

- Mice don't bark, but little dogs do.

- That must mean Timmy's here.

- But I thought he was with you.

He's not lost is he?

- Not exactly Mrs Whistlehead.

- He's just a little different.

- Then where is he?

(squeaking)

Timmy, you're tiny!

- [Corky] He's a teeny weeny Timmy.

(squeaking)

- How did he get so small?

- It's a long story, Mrs Whistlehead.

- But I know how it ends.

Tricky the troll saves the day.

That's how, and I'll do it with fairy dust.

And a little tricky magic.

- Are you sure we shouldn't wait for Dandy, Tricky?

- Why wait? Just stay right there, Timmy.

(squeaking)

(screaming)

- [Corky] Look out for the fairy dust!

- [Bill] Paint me pink, what's going on?

- [Corky] I think we're in for a big surprise, Bill.

- A very big surprise.

- Everything is so big, and we're so small.

- That wasn't supposed to happen.

I was going to be a hero.

- You still can be, Tricky.

- Just turn us back to our right size.

- I can't. There's no fairy dust left!

- (together) Oh no!

(squeaky barking)

- My Timmy!

(squeaky barking)

- What's wrong, Timmy?

- What's that?

- Oh no! Look at that!

- A giant rabbit!

(intimidating roar)

(screaming)

(laughing)

- Where to now, Bill?

- Anywhere away from that giant rabbit.

(intimidating roar)

- Over there, Bill.

Do you see it?

- [Bill] I do, Corky,

it's Mrs Whistlehead's vegetable garden.

- [Mrs Whistlehead] We could hide from the rabbit in there.

- Well done everyone.

- The rabbit won't find us here.

- (screaming) I think you should tell that to the rabbit.

(screaming)

- [Bill] Help!

- That sounds like Bill.

- [Bill] Help us!

- A very tiny Bill who's in trouble.

- You stay away rabbit.

(intimidating roar)

- If you don't, I'll, I'll, what will I do?

- Bill, Corky, and Tricky?

- (together) Dandy!

- How did you get so small?

- It was an accident. I didn't mean it.

- Did you use my fairy dust, Tricky?

- I was only borrowing uh, a little bit.

Just a little.

- Could we talk about this later, Dandy?

- Because we're about to get chased by a big rabbit.

- All right. Close your eyes.

- [Tricky] Is it working?

- [Corky] I hope so, Tricky.

(cheering)

- All right, rabbit, you've had your fun.

You go home now.

(bouncing)

(barking)

- And you've had your fun too, Timmy.

So no more playing chase.

(barking)

- Hang on, someone's missing.

(together) Tricky?!

- Oh uh, (laughing) did someone call?

- Tricky, you'd better come home to Fairyland right now.

- Yes, Dandy.

- And promise not to touch anymore fairy dust, Tricky.

- I won't.

I'm Tricky, the no touching fairy dust troll.

That's me.

- Bye everyone.

- (together) Goodbye.

- See you soon.

(barking)

- A proper Timmy sized Timmy is much better than

a teeny weeny Timmy.

- (laughing) When you're right, Corky, you're right.

- [Corky] Will we be having an adventure today, Bill?

- [Bill] Not today, Corky.

- [Corky] Why not?

We always have an adventure.

- [Bill] Today is going to be our day off.

(happy music)

- [Corky] What will we do on our day off?

- [Bill] We'll do nothing, Corky.

- [Corky] Nothing at all?

- That's right. We'll just sit back and rest

in our deck chairs.

- Enjoying the fresh air?

- Spot on, Corky.

This is the life.

Nothing to do at all.

(sighing)

(whistling)

What was that?

- [Corky] Someone's coming.

Can you see who it is?

- [Bill] I think it's the postman.

- [Corky] With a very big bag of mail.

We should go and say hello, Bill.

- I'm right behind you, Corky.

Hello Mr Postman.

- Nice to see you.

- Hello Bill, hello Corky.

Sorry, can't stop.

- What's the rush?

- I'm about to go on holiday.

- That sounds fun.

- But first I've got to deliver all these letters.

Oh no!

- [Corky] What's the matter?

- Eh, just look at the time.

It's o'clock already.

I'm going to miss my train.

- We can't have that.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Corky?

- I am, Bill.

- Mr Postman, you won't miss your train.

- Because we'll deliver those letters for you.

- But aren't you busy?

- Not at all.

It's our day off and we'd love to help.

- Oh, that's very kind of you.

But the post bag's very heavy.

- There's two of us to carry it.

- And you must be careful of Mrs Whistlehead's dog, Timmy.

He always chases me.

- Timmy's a friend of ours.

- He wouldn't chase us.

- You catch that train and enjoy your holiday.

- Oh, thanks Bill. Thanks Corky.

And uh, oh you'll be needing this.

- Looking good, Corky.

- Thanks again. Bye now!

- Bye! - Bye!

- Well Corky, delivering this mail is going

to be a job and a half so let's get cracking.

(cheery music)

- [Corky] Who's our first delivery to, Bill?

- [Bill] Mrs Whistlehead.

- [Corky] Won't she get a surprise when she sees

us delivering the mail.

- She sure will, Corky.

This postbag sure is heavy, Corky.

- But as we deliver the mail, it will get lighter.

- I didn't think of that.

That's very true, Corky.

(barking)

- [Bill] That sounded like Timmy barking.

- [Corky] But it wasn't a friendly bark, Bill.

- Right Corky, he sounded angry.

- You don't think he'll try and chase us,

Like he does the real postman?

- Not when he sees that it's you and me, Corky.

(growling and barking)

- Hello Timmy. It's me, Corky.

- And Bill.

We might be delivering the mail today.

- But we're not the postman.

(growling)

- Timmy, can't you see it's us?

- But Bill, with this hat and this bag of mail,

(together) we are the postman.

(barking)

- Why does he want to chase the postman anyway?

- It's not like Timmy at all.

(barking)

(screaming)

- No Timmy!

(laughing)

- That's why Timmy was chasing us.

(laughing)

- He's just playing a game.

(barking)

- When the postman gets back, we'll tell him

Timmy just wants to be his friend.

- He won't have to worry about Timmy anymore.

- Home you go now, Timmy.

- Before Mrs Whistlehead misses you.

(barking)

- We still have lots of letters to deliver, Bill.

- I have an idea to speed things along, Corky.

- [Corky] What are you thinking, Bill?

- I'm thinking a bicycle made for two

will help deliver the letters in no time.

Ready to lift, Corky?

- I'm ready, Bill.

- And lift.

(grunting)

Will you look at that.

- Now that is a heavy bag of mail, Bill.

- But like you said, Corky, the more mail

we deliver, the lighter the bag gets.

- Then let's deliver.

(bell ringing and cheering)

- Who's our next delivery to, Corky?

- [Corky] Sandy the scarecrow.

- [Bill] Good old Sandy.

It will be nice to see him.

- [Corky] But Bill, Sandy lives in a field.

He doesn't have a letter box.

- [Bill] Then we'll have to deliver it to him personally.

- The first thing to do is try and find him, Bill.

- He's got to be around here somewhere.

- What's that?

Could that be Sandy?

- [Bill] I'm not sure.

He does look familiar though.

- [Corky] It is Sandy, Bill.

- [Bill] Great, he'll be really happy when we give

him his letter. Sandy!

- We've got something for you!

- Hello Bill. Hello Corky.

Have you really got something for me?

- We sure have, Sandy.

- It's a letter.

- A letter for me!

That's so exciting!

- Getting a letter is always fun.

- Oh.

- What's the matter, Sandy?

- We hope it's not bad news.

- I've been invited to my cousin's birthday party.

- That's top news, Sandy.

- But the party is today and it's starting right now.

- You'd better go straight away then.

- But I can't.

- Why not?

- There's why not.

- It's just a tree.

- But looks what's in the tree.

I'm keeping those birds away from farmer Sam's

vegetables and I'm doing it by staying right here

in this field.

- [Bill] We know what you mean, Sandy.

The birds go wherever you go.

- [Corky] So if you stay away from Farmer Sam's

vegetables, they'll stay away too.

(birds cawing)

- They can't come with me to the party.

But if I leave them, they'll go and eat the vegetables.

What am I to do?

- We know what to do, Sandy.

- You go to the party.

- And we'll keep the birds away from the vegetable patch.

- Are you sure?

- It's our pleasure.

- You just go and enjoy yourself.

- Ah, thank you so much.

You birds promise to stay away from that

vegetable patch, all right?

(birds cawing)

Goodbye now!

- Bye Sandy. - Bye Sandy.

(birds jabbering)

- Do you think the birds will stay away from the

vegetable patch?

- Maybe we should go over to Farmer Sam's just to be sure.

- Good idea.

Farmer Sam grows some of the tastiest vegetables around.

- [Bill] You're not wrong there, Corky.

They look delicious.

- [Corky] No wonder the birds want to eat them.

- [Bill] Those vegetables will be nice and safe

now that we're here.

(birds cawing)

- [Corky] I don't like the sound of that, Bill.

(birds cawing)

- [Bill] Here they come, Corky.

- And they look very hungry.

- We need something to protect the vegetables.

- [Corky] What are you thinking, Bill?

- [Bill] I'm thinking of a net.

- [Corky] A large one?

- [Bill] And a strong one too.

- This looks perfect.

- That should stop those birds.

- Do you think the net should be tied down?

- You're right, Corky.

The wind could blow it away.

- Or the birds could get under it.

(birds cawing)

- Or the birds could lift it up.

- [Corky] What are they doing?

- I think they're about to play a big trick.

(screaming)

- [Corky] We're trapped!

- [Bill] Help! Let us out!

Can you see where we're rolling, Corky?

- [Corky] I can't, Bill.

- [Bill] I suppose we'll find out when we get there.

- [Corky] And I think that'll be very soon.

(screaming)

What's that, Bill?

- [Bill] It's a wall! We're going to crash!

(screaming)

(screaming)

- Whew, that was close.

- No time to rest, Corky.

We have to get back to those vegetables.

- Right away, Bill.

(chomping)

- Oh dear, what will Sandy say?

- We'll know soon enough because here he comes.

- What are those naughty birds doing?

- We're sorry, Sandy.

- We tried our best, we just couldn't keep them away.

- Birds.

Come on, come here.

(birds cawing)

You promised me that you would behave while I was away.

(birds cawing)

- But Sandy, why are you back from the party so soon?

- My cousin said it was all right to bring my bird friends.

So you can come with me and not do any more mischief.

(birds cawing)

I'm sorry for the trouble they caused you.

- Don't worry about it.

- You just have a nice time at the party.

- Thanks, I'll tell you all about it.

(birds cawing)

- Well Corky, not too much damage was done.

So that's that.

- But Bill.

- Let's go home and enjoy the rest of our day off.

- But Bill.

- And this time, we'll make sure we really do nothing.

- But Bill!

- Yes Corky?

- We've still got all that mail to deliver.

- Paint me pink, I forgot all about it.

- We've only delivered two letters so far.

Look how many are left.

- The bag's still full.

- So the quicker we start.

- The quicker we finish.

(bicycle bell ringing)

And this time, Corky, we're not going to stop.

- [Corky] Until the job is done.

- [Bill] And to do that job, we need one thing.

- [Corky] What's that, Bill?

- [Bill] Full on pedal power, Corky.

- [Corky] Right Bill. You do the pedaling,

and I'll do the delivering.

(bicycle bell ringing)

- Now we're getting somewhere.

- This is a great system, Bill.

(bicycle bell ringing)

- (panting) We did it Corky.

- All the mail delivered, Bill.

- And home at last.

- Oh no, Bill, look, there's still one more letter!

- Oh dear, I wonder who it's to.

- It's to... It's to us!

- It is?

- It's from JoJo.

He wants us to visit him on Junkasaur Island when we

next have a day off.

- We'll visit JoJo, Corky, but I never want to have

a day off again.

- Especially a day off with nothing to do.

- Because days off with nothing to do

are just too much hard work.

- (laughing) When you're right, Bill, you're right.

♫ Bottle Top Bill

♫ And his best friend Corky

♫ See you again

♫ Goodbye

♫ Bottle Top Bill
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