♫ Bottle Top Bill
♫ and his best friend Corky
♫ On the hill
♫ Let's watch them as they play
♫ Playin' all day
♫ Hooray
- [Male Narrator] The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill
[Female Narrator] and His Best Friend Corky.
♫ Bottle Top Bill
- [Corky] Are we having an adventure today, Bill?
- [Bill] We most certainly are Corky.
- [Corky] What's the adventure called?
- [Bill] It's called A Day of Surprises.
- This is nice Bill.
- It sure is Corky.
There's nothing better than relaxing in the sunshine.
(both sigh)
- [Mrs. Whistlehead] Bill! Corky!
- [Bill] Who is that?
- [Corky] I'm not sure.
- [Bill] It sounded like somebody we know.
- [Corky] You're right Bill.
We do know her.
It's Mrs. Whistlehead.
- Bill, Corky, I'm so pleased you're home.
- Mrs. Whistlehead, you gave us a surprise.
- A big surprise.
- I've just had a surprise, too.
I'm going to have a surprise visitor.
- Who is it?
- My sister. She's coming to stay with me for a few days.
- That's a wonderful surprise.
- It is, but it does mean I need your help.
- What would you like us to do?
- Come back to the farm and I'll show you.
- Lead the way, Mrs. Whistlehead.
- My sister wants to stay in the old spare cottage.
- That's a lovely little cottage.
- It might look lovely on the outside,
but it needs some repairing.
- We could do that Mrs. Whistlehead.
- We'll have it looking as good as new.
- All it needs is a little paint.
- And a few boards nailed back.
- We'll have it ship-shape by the end of the week.
- No trouble at all.
- But there's another surprise.
- Oh?
- My sister is arriving today.
- [Bill and Corky] Today?!
- I'm going to pick her up right now.
Do you think you can repair things quickly?
- Quick it has to be.
- And quick it will be.
- Thank you so much.
I'll leave you to it then.
- [Bill] Let's have a look inside the cottage, Corky.
- [Corky] And see how much work we've got to do.
- [Bill] It probably just needs a good dusting.
- [Corky] And a little bit of tidying.
- [Bill] Shouldn't take us any time at all.
- Gosh, Bill.
It looks a bit of a mess.
- A big mess, Corky.
(chickens clucking)
- Oh no, look over there!
- There's someone living here.
- Several someones.
- Who are they?
- They're chickens, Bill.
What are we going to do, Bill.
- We'll have to shoo them out.
- Right you are.
- Shoo, chickens, shoo.
Shoo, shoo.
That was as easy as you please, Corky.
- Uh, Bill.
- We'll have no more trouble from those chickens.
- But Bill, look.
(chicken clucking)
- Blow me down.
These chickens are smarter than I thought.
- We need an idea, Bill.
- And I've got one.
Let's get some chicken feed.
- Some delicious tasting chicken feed.
- This will get those chickens out of the cottage.
- And keep them out, too.
- Here chick, chick, chick.
- Look at this chickens.
Delicious feed for you.
(chickens clucking)
- It's all yours little chickies.
Get ready, Corky.
- Ready, Bill.
- And go!
(door slams)
Window shut!
- And door locked.
- Top team work, Corky.
Those chickens can't outsmart us.
- But Bill, I think we have another problem.
- What's that?
- We've locked the chickens out alright.
- Yes?
- But we've locked ourselves in.
- Oh dear, you're right, Corky.
- And all the things we need to clean
and paint the cottage are outside.
- What's that, Corky?
- Is somebody walking on the roof?
- [Bill] Who would be up there?
- You don't think it could be...
- [Both] The chickens?
- We forgot to block up the chimney, Corky.
- Looks like we need another idea, Bill.
- No worries, Corky.
I know what we need. A surprise!
- [Corky] What sort of surprise, Bill?
- [Bill] A surprise for the chickens.
- [Corky] Do chickens like surprises?
- [Bill] Everyone likes surprises.
And the chickens have got to like
this super deluxe chicken coop.
- It looks very nice, Bill.
- It's got every comfort a chicken could wish for.
- How are we going to get them to go in?
- Just do what I do, Corky.
(chickens clucking)
- [Bill] Hey Corky, have you seen
that lovely little house over there?
- [Corky] I sure have, Bill.
It looks really comfy and cozy.
- Keep your voice down, Corky.
We don't want the chickens to find out about it.
- You're right, Bill.
Because they'd want to live there.
- [Bill} We'll keep it a secret, Corky.
- [Corky] Just between ourselves, Bill.
- (whispers) It's working, Bill.
- (whispers) Get ready again, Corky.
And go!
- Good work, Bill.
Now everyone's happy.
- The chickens have got a great new home.
- And we can get on with cleaning the cottage.
- We better be fast about it, Corky.
Mrs. Whistlehead will be back very soon.
- [Bill] It sure is dusty, Corky.
- [Corky] You can say that again, Bill.
- [Bill] Let's clear out all this junk.
(junk crashes)
- That was a big job, Bill.
- Inside looks as clean as a whistle, Corky.
- What about this pile of junk?
What are we going to do with it?
- We need to take the junk for a ride, Bill.
- A ride? Where to, Corky?
- Junk-a-saur Island, of course!
- Great idea! The junk-a-saurs will love it.
- Ready, Bill?
- Ready, Corky.
- To Junk-a-saur Island!
- [Bill] That should be Junk-a-saur Island
straight ahead, Corky.
- [Corky] I hope Jojo and his family are home.
- [Bill] Because they're in for a big surprise.
- [Corky] Lots of tasty junk to eat.
I think I see Jojo, Bill.
- And his mom and dad, too.
- Bill, Corky, welcome back to Junk-a-saur Island.
- [Bill and Corky] Hello Junk-a-saurs!
- This is a great surprise!
- And we've got another surprise for you.
Look at this.
- [Bill] We brought you some old junk.
- Old junk? Yummy!
- That looks delicious.
Thank you so much.
- Where did it all come from?
- From Mrs. Whistlehead's cottage.
We've been cleaning out the old junk
so her sister can stay.
- We're going to replace it with some nice furniture.
- Nice furniture?
We can help you there.
- You can?
- [Jojo] Our cousin Jimbo gave us all this new furniture.
- [Dad] But we can't eat it.
- [Jojo] New furniture tastes terrible.
- [Mom] We only like eating old things.
- Wow, Bill. Look at all this lovely furniture.
- It's perfect for Mrs. Whistlehead's cottage.
- Thanks Mr. And Mrs. Junk-a-saur.
- Are you sure you don't need it?
- Definitely. Nice things give us tummy aches.
- Right then.
We better get this furniture back to the cottage.
- We've still got lots to do
before Mrs. Whistlehead's sister arrives.
This furniture's really heavy.
Do you think the helicopter can carry it okay?
- No worries, Corky.
This helicopter can carry anything.
- Oh no, Bill.
We're in trouble.
- We need extra power, Corky. Hold on!
- Bill, the furniture!
It's dropped out!
- It's headed straight for the cottage.
- Oh dear! What do we do now?
- I don't know, Corky.
But whatever it is, we better land and do it quick.
I hope some of the furniture is still alright.
- I can hardly bare to look, Bill.
- You won't believe it, Corky.
- Is it really bad, Bill?
- See for yourself.
- Everything's in the right place.
What a surprise!
- It sure is, Corky.
- There's just one problem, Bill.
- What's that?
- Mrs. Whistlehead will be very unhappy about that hole.
- We'll soon have that fixed with
a ladder, a hammer, and a few nails.
(chickens clucking)
- This is an excellent roof, Bill.
- There. Finished.
- Just in the nick of time, Bill.
Here comes Mrs. Whistlehead.
- Bill, Corky, I'd like to introduce my sister,
Mrs. Tubetop.
- [Both] Pleased to meet you Mrs. Tubetop.
- It's a pleasure to meet you Bill and Corky.
- It looks like you've been working hard on the cottage.
- We sure have Mrs. Whistlehead.
We hope you like it.
- It looks great from the outside.
- Just wait until you see the inside.
It's even better.
- How exciting!
- How's this for a surprise?
(chickens clucking)
- Bill, Corky, what's happened here?
- Umm. - Uhh.
- You see? - Well...
- This is incredible.
- We're sorry Mrs. Tubetop, honestly.
- How did you know that I love chickens?
- [Both] You do?
- What a lovely surprise?!
- [Both] It is?
- This is going to be an excellent holiday.
- We're glad you think so Mrs. Tubetop.
- And now, I've got a surprise for you.
- [Both] A surprise for us?!
- A basket of fresh fruit.
I hope you like it.
- We love fruit!
- It's our favorite food!
- Here. You hold it while we go
and say hello to these beautiful chickens.
- It's been a real day of surprises, Bill.
- It sure has Corky.
- As much as I love surprises,
I hope that for the rest of the day
we can have nice, quiet rest.
- When you're right, Corky, you're right.
- [Corky] What's our adventure about today, Bill?
- [Bill] I don't think we've got time
for an adventure, Corky.
It's spring cleaning time.
- [Corky] But we always have an adventure, Bill.
- [Bill] Alright then, we will have one.
It's called No Kidding.
(phone ringing)
- Is that the phone?
- That's the phone alright.
But where is it?
- It's not here, Bill.
- It must be here somewhere.
- Try that box, Bill.
- You're right, Corky.
Bottle Top Bill speaking.
(squeaking)
Farmer Sam, what can we do for you?
(squeaking)
Look after your kids?
Sure thing Sam.
We'll be right over.
- What's up Bill?
- Farmer Sam wants us to look after his kids
while he goes to the market.
- I love kids.
- So do I, Corky.
And the kids will love these.
- What are they?
- My old coloring pens and loads of paper.
- Ready, Corky?
- Let's go, Bill.
Farmer Sam, here we come.
- [Corky] Why is Farmer Sam going to the market?
- [Bill] To sell all the fruit
he's picked from his orchard.
- [Corky] Is that why he's using his tractor?
- [Bill] That's it Corky.
So he can cart all those boxes of beautiful red apples.
- [Corky] I bet those apples are delicious, Bill.
- [Bill] Farmer Sam grows the tastiest apples around, Corky.
- (horn beeps)
- Where did Sam say he'd meet us?
- He should be right here.
- Bill, Corky, thanks for helping me out this morning.
- It's a pleasure, Sam.
- Now you're sure you'll be alright looking after the kids?
- We love kids, Sam.
- We can hardly wait to play with them.
- Where are they?
- [Sam] I keep them in a pen beside the shed.
- [Bill] The kids are in a pen?
- [Sam] A good, strong one so they can't get out.
- I think Sam means a play pen, Bill.
- This looks a lot bigger than a play pen, Corky.
How many kids do you have here, Sam?
- Just the two.
- Where are they?
- That's them there.
- [Corky] I can't see any kids.
Can you, Bill?
- [Bill] Not really.
- [Corky] But I can see something else.
- [Bill] And there's two of them.
- [Corky] And they don't look like children to me.
- There not children, Corky.
- They're kids.
- Baby goats!
(goats bleat)
- Gosh, how do we look after them?
- Easy, just make sure they stay in the pen.
- That sounds simple enough.
- Right, then. I'd better get going.
- Bye, Sam.
- Enjoy playing with the kids!
- These are the first kids I've ever seen, Corky.
- They look so cute, Bill.
- Hey, give that back!
- I think they like your coloring pens, Bill.
- We'll see about that.
Those are for drawing, not for eating.
(goats bleat)
- No damage done, but those kids have given me an idea.
(goats bleat)
I'm gonna draw a picture of Sam's shed.
- What about the kids, Bill?
- They're safe in their pen, Corky.
Come on, let's go and sit by that tree.
(goats bleat)
This looks like the perfect spot to draw a picture.
- Maybe you can draw the kids, too, Bill.
- Good idea, Corky.
Where exactly are the kids?
- Oh no! Bill, you forgot to latch the gate properly.
- Don't tell me they've escaped.
(goats bleat)
Quick, Corky!
- They've disappeared.
- We've got to find them or Farmer Sam will be very cross.
- But they could be anywhere.
- [Bill] We'll need some help, Corky.
- [Corky] What sort of help, Bill?
- [Bill] Our helicopter.
It's fast and will help us spot them from the air.
- [Corky] Good thinking.
Let's find those kids, Bill.
- Any sign of them?
- Not yet, Bill.
Wait a second! Look down there!
- I see them, Corky.
That's our kids alright.
- [Corky] And they're heading toward Cedric the Scientist.
(goats bleat)
- Don't worry, Corky.
We'll fly ahead and get there first.
- [Corky] Cedric's not in his laboratory today.
He's in the field building a new experiment.
- [Bill] What's he building?
- [Corky] I don't know, but it's very big.
- [Bill] I can see it, Corky.
It looks like a plane.
- [Corky] Not a plane, Bill, a rocket ship.
- Wow!
Come on Corky. Let's see if we can find Cedric.
- Right behind you Bill.
- Marvelous! My new rocket ship's ready
for it's first trip into outer space.
- Cedric!
- Cedric! Hello!
- Goodness, me.
Bill and Corky, what are you doing here?
- We need your help, Cedric.
- It's an emergency.
- Of course I'll help.
Just as soon as I've launched my rocket.
- [Corky] What's this, Cedric?
- [Cedric] It's my control panel.
- [Corky] For controlling the rocket ship in outer space.
- [Cedric] Precisely, Corky.
- It's a great panel, Cedric.
- It's my latest design.
Now, let's get ready for blast off.
(goats bleat)
First we close the hatch.
- [Corky] Hatch closed.
- Now we start the engines.
- [Bill] Engines started.
- And blast off!
- [Corky] Off she goes!
- All we have to do now is wave goodbye
to those two little goats in the window.
- [Both] Two little goats?!
(goats bleat)
- Dear me. What are they doing on my rocket?
They're not supposed to be there.
- Quick, Cedric, bring the rocket back to earth.
- I'm sorry!
The rocket's programmed to go
to the Odd Socks galaxy to take some photographs.
Only then can it come home.
- [Bill] Will it take very long?
- [Cedric] Not long at all.
Just a few hours.
- [Both] A few hours?!
- Yes, that gives me time to help you with your emergency.
What is it?
- Those two kids inside the rocket ship.
We have to take them back to Farmer Sam's.
- Hmm. I might be able to make the rocket
go in super duper sonic speed.
- Great!
- Yes, this one.
They should get to the Odd Socks galaxy any moment now.
- [Corky] What's so important
about the Odd Socks galaxy anyway, Cedric?
- [Cedric] It's the only galaxy
of it's kind in the universe.
- [Bill] And you want to photograph it
for scientific research.
- Not really.
The planets are so pretty,
I thought they'd make nice pictures for my living room.
- Oh.
- Are they there yet?
- [Cedric] I'm sure they must be.
(goats bleat)
Now, to activate my camera.
- [Bill] Do you think the camera will work, Cedric?
- [Cedric] Oh yes, I tested it for weeks.
- [Corky] Will it take long to get the photographs?
- [Cedric] Just a few seconds. That's all.
- I hope you're right, Cedric.
Farmer Sam will be on his way home soon.
- And we have to be there with those kids to meet him.
- Starting photography, now.
This is no good. No good at all.
- What's the matter, Cedric?
- The camera has come loose.
Let me look inside the rocket ship to see what's wrong.
- [Corky] Look, there's the kids.
- [Cedric] And there's the problem.
They're chewing the cable that controls my camera.
- This is a catastrophe.
- Hang on everyone.
I've got an idea.
Cedric, do you have any pens and paper on board the rocket?
- Yes, they're in a cupboard.
- Can you open the cupboard?
- Of course.
(goats bleat)
- What's the idea, Corky?
- We know how much they liked your pens and paper.
Maybe they'll like Cedric's pen and paper, too.
- [Bill] Tough thinking, Corky.
It's worked.
- And now my camera should work, too.
(camera shutters)
Marvelous. I have all the pictures I need.
- Then let's bring them home Cedric.
- Home it is.
- [Bill] How long before they're back, Cedric?
- [Cedric] Only moments, Bill.
Better get ready.
- You wouldn't have an old box we can borrow, Cedric.
- Certainly, Corky.
You'll find one over by the laboratory.
- Excellent! Thanks.
- Ready Corky?
- Ready Cedric!
(button beeps)
(goats bleat)
- Got you!
- Brilliant work, brilliant work indeed.
(goats bleat)
- Right kids. Time to go home.
- And let's hope we make it before Farmer Sam does.
Bye, Cedric.
- Thanks a lot.
- Anytime Bill and Corky, anytime indeed.
- Here, that should do it.
- No getting out this time kids.
- You're as safe and sound as can be.
(goats bleat)
- And best of all, Bill, we made it back before Farmer Sam.
- But only just, Corky.
Here he comes now.
- Bill, Corky, how did you go?
- No trouble at all, Sam.
- How were the kids?
- They were, uh, how were they, Corky?
- They were fun!
- Yes, that's it.
They were fun Sam.
- Ah, that's good, because I brought you some more.
- [Both] More kids?!
- [Sam] I brought them back from the market.
- [Bill] And uh, what are they like?
- [Sam] They're great fun.
You'll really like playing with them.
- [Corky] They don't look much like goats Sam.
They're not goats, they're children.
- [Both] Children?!
- My niece and nephew.
They always come back here after market day.
- Hooray!
- Well Corky, we've had a morning with goat kids,
now it looks like an afternoon with human kids.
(laughs) (goats bleat)
- [Corky] It looks like the human kids
can look after the goat kids better than we can, Bill.
- [Bill] It sure does.
(goats bleat)
- [Corky] You know what Bill?
- What corky?
- Next time we're spring cleaning and the phone rings,
I think we should just leave it in the box.
- (chuckles) When you're right, Corky, you're right.
(goats bleat)
♫ Bottle Top Bill
♫ And his best friend Corky
♫ See you again
♫ Goodbye
♫ Bottle Top Bill
02x13 - A Day of Surprises / No Kidding
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Bottle Top Bill is a man who lives in a town called Junkyardville with his best friend Corky, a horse.
Bottle Top Bill is a man who lives in a town called Junkyardville with his best friend Corky, a horse.