03x03 - A Dirty Day / Freda the Flying Folly

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♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

♪ And his best friend Corky ♪

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- [Bill] The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill.

- [Corky] And his best friend Corky.

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

- [Corky] I know this place Bill.

- [Bill] It's Farmer Sam's place Corky.

- [Corky] We're going to help Farmer Sam

and have an adventure too.

- [Bill] Right you are, an adventure called A Dirty Day.

(light music)

Farmer Sam. Farmer Sam.

Bill, Corky, over here.

- [Bill] Here he is.

Good morning Farmer Sam.

How are you this morning?

I'm just peachy, and you know why?

Because I'm going to plant some new peach trees.

Would you like us to help?

Yes please, you could help dig the holes.

Just show us the way Sam.

- [Sam] I want to plant the trees in the spare field.

It's a nice sunny spot for them.

- [Corky] It's perfect.

- [Sam] You can start the digging

while I go in to buy the trees.

Leave it to us Sam.

Good-O, and if you see my puppy Wag,

do keep him out of trouble.

We sure will Sam.

See you soon.

(honks)

How many holes should we dig Bill?

Lots of holes Corky.

That sounds like hard work.

No problem Corky, I have a plan.

- [Corky] What's this Bill?

- [Bill] It's our digging machine.

- [Corky] Good idea, that will get the job done quickly.

We'll have our feet up by lunchtime.

Right, let's get cracking.

- [Ned] Hey Bill!

- [Tricky] Corky!

- [Corky] Who could that be?

- [Bill] It sounded like two people Corky.

- [Corky] Only one of them is a person Bill,

our neighbor Ned.

- [Bill] I'm with you Corky,

the other isn't a person.

- [Corky] It's a troll.

- [Bill] Tricky the Troll.

Hello Ned.

Good morning Tricky.

Oh boy, what a great machine!

What's it do?

It's a digging machine.

We're digging holes to plant Farmer Sam's new peach trees.

Wow, can we help.

We love digging holes.

Hole digging is my favorite thing.

You can help, but you'll have to stand back

while I work the machine.

Take up safety positions.

This way Ned and Tricky.

At safety positions Bill.

Starting up!

Digging now.

What a beauty!

Just look at those holes!

(barks)

What's that?

- [Ned] I don't think it's a cat.

- [Tricky] And I don't think its a mouse.

It's wag the puppy.

(barks)

We were wondering where you were Wag.

(growls)

No Wag, the machine isn't bad, it's helping us dig holes

for some new trees.

(growls)

(barks)

Wag!

Come back!

(barks)

(gasps)

It's you Wag, you gave me a fright.

(growls)

No Wag, the machine isn't hurting me.

Bill, the machine!

The machine?

The machine!

We'll stop it.

We know what to do!

No Tricky.

No Ned.

Don't touch!

(barks)

Let's press blue button.

Blue, that's my favorite color!

Mine too!

Blue button!

You did it!

Nice work boys.

It was easy.

We told you we could do it.

(screams)

We spoke too soon.

Come on bill!

It's coming for us Corky!

Out of the way!

Well get it this time.

We got it!

But would you look at the field Bill?

What a mess.

And would you look at us?

We're even messier.

Oh I love mess.

Mess is my favorite thing.

(barks)

But the farm can't stay messy like this.

We have to clean it up.

Then clean ourselves with a good bath.

A bath?

I'm having no bath!

(barks)

Come on, let's have fun!

(splats)

We can't have this Corky.

This is making the mess even messier.

Time for action.

Cleaning action.

- [Bill] Let's find a hose and a tap Corky.

- [Corky] And we'll wash them down.

- [Bill] Whether they like it or not.

(laughs) (splats)

No one can mud splat like me.

Except me!

(barks)

Right Corky, water on.

- [Corky] Water on Bill!

Water away! (sprays)

No water! Not the water!

That's getting them clean Corky.

I don't think it is Bill.

What do you mean?

- [Corky] I'm turning off the tap.

But why?

Look Bill.

Wee!

(laughs)

Paint me pink.

All we did was make more mud!

And they're getting even dirtier.

Whoa!

How do we get them away from that mud?

I might know Bill.

We've got to give them something they like

even more than mud.

- [Bill] I'm with you Corky, something like lunch.

- [Corky] You've got it Bill.

Ned. Tricky!

- [Bill] Wag!

- [Corky] Who would like some lunch?

Lunch?

Did you say lunch?

(barks)

But you can't have lunch like that.

You'll have to clean up.

We'll clean up.

Right now we will!

(barks)

(screams)

Look out!

Stop!

They can't stop!

(screams) (crashes)

That was great.

Let's do it again.

But what about lunch?

I think lunch is off Bill.

We'll have lunch later.

There's great sliding to do!

We need a plan Corky.

And I think I have one.

We'll join them.

You're confusing me Corky.

How can we stop them by joining them?

(whispers)

Spot on Corky.

We need to find some mud for your plan Corky.

- [Corky] Let's try down by the creek.

- [Bill] But it can't be any old mud,

it's got to be sticky.

And stinky.

Now that's sticky mud.

Ugh, and it's really stinky.

That's the mud we're after Corky.

So, are you ready Bill?

Not really Corky.

We have to do it Bill,

or else Ned and Tricky will never stop!

You're right, we have to fight grubby with mucky.

Let's get mucking.

Pack it on Bill.

The more the better Corky.

Weee!

Slimy.

Crazy.

I love it!

I double love it!

Here we come!

Bill, Corky.

They're all grubby too!

We couldn't keep away.

We want to have fun like you!

(sniffs)

Hey do you smells something?

It's not me.

And don't look at me.

(sniffs) (barks)

Pee you!

It's you Bill!

Great!

And you're even smellier Corky.

Thank you.

You two need a bath.

A bath?

I'm having no bath.

I'm staying mucky just like you three.

We love the muck.

Mucky is great.

But stinky isn't.

Hey come back.

Don't you want to play anymore.

- [Corky] They ran into Farmer Sam's packing shed.

- [Bill] They can try and hide Corky but they can't escape.

- [Corky] We'll stink them out Bill.

They'll be easy to find Corky.

- [Corky] We'll just follow the mud.

Can you see them?

I can't see them.

(sniffs)

But I smell them.

What are you doing in here?

There's good muck going to waste outside.

Stinky!

Run!

- [Corky] Is the water t*nk ready to go Bill?

- [Bill] It's ready Corky, and the mucky ones

are heading right where we want them.

- [Corky] Heading for bath time Bill.

Get away.

You're too stinky!

(barks)

Ah, water.

The other way!

Come on, let's keep mucky.

Not mucky, stinky!

The other way!

There is no other way!

(splashes)

(barks)

Well done Bill.

Good work Corky.

(honks)

- [Corky] Oh no Bill, it's Farmer Sam.

What will he say when he sees this mess.

Great galloping goats!

I don't think he's happy Bill.

How did you do this?

I've never seen such a thing.

We can explain Farmer Sam.

It was a little of my fault.

It was all his fault.

Tricky!

And my fault too.

We'll clean up the mess, we promise.

The mess, I'm not talking about the mess.

Is it the holes Farmer Sam?

Have we dug too many?

The holes, I've got lots of trees

and the holes are just right.

Then what is it Farmer Sam?

It's Wag!

(barks)

Giving Wag a bath is almost impossible,

but you did it, that's brilliant!

It's nice of you to say that Farmer Sam.

We're glad you're happy.

There is just one thing.

What's that?

You two need a bath, pew!

When you're right Farmer Sam.

You're right.

(barks)

- [Bill] Let's hurry Corky,

we have to get over to Mrs. Whistlehead's house.

- [Corky] We have a big day ahead of us Bill.

- [Bill] A big day with a big adventure called

Freda the Flying Folly.

Mrs. Whistlehead!

We're here.

And so is Mrs. Whistlehead Bill.

Good morning.

It's a great morning, Mrs. Whistlehead.

A great morning to help with your annual fair.

Raising money for the animal hospital is very important.

Every little bit helps.

We wouldn't miss it for the world,

even if you threw in the moon too.

- [Corky] What do you have planned

for the day Mrs. Whistlehead.

[Mrs. Whistlehead] We'll be having lots

of wonderful rides, like this roundabout.

- [Bill] Great you can't b*at rides.

I believe I can.

We're gonna have an extra special performance.

The Flying Follies.

Sensational!

They're the greatest acrobat family in the world.

And they'll be coming here.

But we do need to set up an area for them to perform.

Say now more Mrs. Whistlehead.

We're onto it.

Let's get cracking.

- [Corky] I think this field would be just right Bill.

- [Bill] It will be Corky,

once we set up some seats around it.

- [Corky] And after we move Mrs. Whistlehead's sheep

to another field.

Come along sheep, we need this field

for the charity day.

You'll be able to watch the Flying Follies

from this field here.

(baas)

Shh.

Keep it down sheep.

We don't want you know who to hear.

- [Corky] You know who being the great wild wooly.

- [Bill] You got it Corky.

We don't want him to come and poke his wooly nose in.

- [Corky] We're too busy to deal with his tricks today.

What next Corky?

- [Corky] Let's put up some seating around the field Bill.

- [Bill] A few hay bails should do the job Corky.

- [Corky] And some decorations too.

- [Bill] That's it Corky,

now it's really looking like a theater.

Now let's see what else we should do.

(baas)

Paint me pink.

It's the great wild wooly.

Let's stop any trouble before it starts Corky.

We're getting this field

ready for the fair Great Wild Wooly.

- [Bill] We don't want any tricks from you.

Because this is for a special cause.

To raise money for the animal hospital.

(baas)

So you promise not to do anything to spoil things?

(baas)

Thanks Great Wild Wooly.

(weeps)

Bill did you hear that?

I do Corky.

- [Corky] It sounds like someone is very sad.

- [Bill] We should see who it is Corky.

- [Corky] And find out what's wrong.

- [Bill] And if we can help.

Hello there.

Is anything wrong?

You don't have to go.

We only want to talk.

Be careful.

Grab something!

Or you'll fall!

That was close.

We'll help you down.

Just sit on me.

There you go.

Thank you.

My name's Bill.

And I'm Corky.

I'm Frida Folly.

Did you say Folly?

Are you one of the Flying Follies?

That's me, I'm a Flying Folly.

Wow.

I'm so excited to meet a Flying Folly.

But I'm not a Flying Folly.

But you just said you were Frida.

I am, but I'm not.

This is getting very confusing.

My family is the Flying Follies.

They all do acrobatics, but I don't.

How come?

I'm no good, that's why.

I can't even ride a unicycle.

Riding a unicycle is very hard.

Not everyone can do it.

(baas)

Paint me pink.

I don't believe it.

See, even a sheep can ride a unicycle.

(baas)

Pay now attention to him.

He's a big showoff.

I can't do acrobatics, and I let my family down.

I'm sure they don't mind.

You're only young.

But I so want to join them in their act.

Then I can be a real Flying Folly.

Then say now more Frida, you will become an acrobat.

How?

Because we're going to help you, right Corky.

Right Bill.

- [Bill] First we need a nice quiet place to practice.

- [Corky] Let's go over by the shed Bill.

- [Bill] And well away from that show-off,

that Great Wild Wooly.

What will we do first?

Let's begin with something simple, how about handstands.

Good idea, all acrobats need to do handstands.

You try one.

Ally oop!

That's the way.

Whoa.

Watch out!

I'll catch you Frida.

I'll catch you Bill.

(thuds)

(laughs)

It's not very nice to laugh at someone's mistakes

Great Wild Wooly.

I'd like to see you try and do a handstand.

(baas)

I knew I shouldn't have asked that.

I wish I could I do handstands like him.

Don't pay him any attention.

We'll find another trick for you.

- [Corky] But we'll do it inside the shed.

- [Bill] Great Wild Wooly won't bother us in there.

- [Corky] We don't need any of his showing off.

What will I try next?

Any ideas Bill?

Here's the answer.

Old tennis balls?

They're perfect for juggling.

Juggling, my family are great jugglers.

And you're probably just as good.

I can't do it as well as them though.

We don't want to hear anymore can't do's.

We only want to hear can do's.

You said it Corky.

I can do it?

That's more like it, ready?

Ready.

One ball.

Nice start.

- [Corky] Two balls.

- [Bill] Looking good.

- [Corky] Three balls.

Terrific.

- [Corky] Four Balls.

- [Bill] Sensational.

Keep it going!

You can do it!

I can do it.

(knocks)

Who can that be?

- [Corky] Is it Mrs. Whistlehead.

No Corky, it's Mr Show-off.

(laughs)

- [Corky] Oh no.

They're getting all mixed up Bill.

Lookout!

(crashes)

We'll have to clean that up.

Thanks a lot Great Wild Wooly.

You just gave us more work to do.

And ruined Frita's practice.

It doesn't matter about my practice.

I'm just no good.

You were doing great there.

Let's try something else.

What about stilt walking?

I'm afraid of heights.

How about the trampoline?

That's too bouncy.

I get a funny tummy.

I know, what about contortion?

I can put my foot behind my ear.

- [Corky] Wow.

- [Bill] That would be something to see.

Watch.

That's amazing.

It's brilliant.

There's just one problem though.

What problem?

I get stuck, help.

(laughs)

This is not funny Great Wild Wooly.

We'll get you Frida.

- [Corky] Gently now.

(pops)

There you are, all untwisted.

It's no use, I'm just not meant to be an acrobat.

You're a Folly Frida.

A flying Folly.

You must be able to do some sort of acrobatics.

We just haven't found out what.

But we will.

(laughs)

Here he comes again.

(laughs)

And there he goes.

(crashes)

(baas)

(laughs)

Serves him right for laughing at Frida.

He's a Big Wooly clown.

Bill, that's it.

What is?

What if Frida was a clown?

A clown?

Frida isn't a clown.

But she could be Bill.

Yes, a clown.

A clown.

Paint me pink, we've got it.

What a crowd Bill.

Everyone's come to the fair.

And they all want to see the Flying Follies.

- [Bill] Our fairyland friends, Dandy, Rumble and Tricky.

- [Corky] Sandy and Ned are here.

- [Bill] Jo jo the Jumpasaur.

- [Corky] The snow monsters Flip and Skip.

(baas)

Even the sheep.

Today's gonna be a big success Corky.

All thanks to you two,

you've done a wonderful job setting things up here.

But we've done an even better job than that

Mrs. Whistlehead.

Stand by to see a really great act.

(cheers)

Here she comes Bill.

Whoa!

(gasps)

(laughs)

I didn't know Frida Folly was a clown.

Not just any old clown Mrs. Whistlehead.

A wonderful clown!

(honks)

(laughs)

Everything's going wrong, just like in practice.

But it's alright because a clown needs things

to go wrong.

That's what makes it funny.

Whoa!

(boinks)

(cheers)

(baas)

(applause)

We should thank the Great Wild Wooly.

We would never have worked it out if it weren't for him.

But where is he?

- [Corky] Bill, have a look at that?

- [Bill] What is it?

- [Corky] I think it's a tightrope.

- [Bill] Somebody must be doing a balancing act.

But who Bill?

That's who Corky.

The Great Wild Wooly.

(cheers)

(baas)

Can you believe that.

Oh my.

Well Bill, we've learned one thing today.

What's that Corky?

- [Corky] The Great Wild Wooly is the world's

biggest show-off.

When you're right Corky, you're right.

(cheers)

(happy music)

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

♪ And his best friend Corky ♪

♪ See you again ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

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