03x04 - The Runaway Voices / The Snow Leopard

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky". Aired: 1 August 2005 – 20 April 2009.*
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Bottle Top Bill is a man who lives in a town called Junkyardville with his best friend Corky, a horse.
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03x04 - The Runaway Voices / The Snow Leopard

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♪ Bottle Top Bill and his best friend Corky ♪

♪ Up on the hill, let's watch as they play ♪

♪ Playing all day, hooray ♪

- [Bill] The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill.

- [Corky] And his best friend Corky.

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

- [Bill] Today we're on a visit to Fairy Land Corky.

- [Corky] What will we find there Bill?

- [Bill] An adventure for sure.

- [Corky] And adventure called,

The Runaway Voices.

Let's go an see our friends Corky.

Right behind you Bill.

Who should we see first?

- [Corky] What about Dandy?

- [Bill] Right, her home is just up ahead.

It is Bill, but I don't see Dandy.

I wonder where she is.

Dandy!

Dandy!

Look Bill is that her there?

- [Bill] I think it is Corky and there's someone with her.

Who could that be?

- [Corky] Whoever it is is very big.

- [Bill] Hugely big.

- [Corky] It's Rumble the dragon.

Hello you two!

We've come to visit.

Bill, Corky, run!

What's the matter?

Come with us.

It's horrible it is.

You heard them Corky.

Start running.

I've already started.

We need a place to hide.

What about that hedge?

That's good that is.

Everyone, behind the hedge.

What're we running from?

It's scary it is.

It's gruesome.

I can't take it anymore I can't.

What?

Where?

There.

- [Bill] That's what you're afraid of?

- [Corky] You can't be.

- [Bill] That's our friend.

- [Corky] That's Tricky the troll.

It's not Tricky himself we're scared of.

Then what is it?

(very bad singing)

What's that awful noise?

(very bad singing)

It's Tricky singing.

It's horrible.

(very bad singing)

He's found a new song and he keeps

singing it over and over again.

(very bad singing)

Can't you make him stop?

Tricky thinks he's the most wonderful singer in the world.

And we don't wanna hurt his feelings, we don't.

I'll take care of this.

I'll show him what real singing sounds like.

You mean?

I'll sing to him Corky.

You don't have to do that Bill.

There's nothing else for it Corky, leave it to me.

Oh no, this is terrible.

What's wrong Corky?

Don't tell Bill I said this,

but Bill's a terrible singer too.

- [Both] He is?

But, just like Tricky, he thinks he's wonderful.

He does?

(very bad singing)

Tricky!

Hi Bill.

What do you think of my new song?

It would be good Tricky,

if you knew how to sing it properly.

Properly?

But my singing is brilliant!

This is how you do it.

(clears throat)

(very bad singing)

You're right Corky he's awful.

Super awful.

Bill your singing, I've never heard anything like it.

It's beautiful!

Thanks Tricky, I do like a singsong.

(both singing badly)

Now we've got two of them.

And they're so loud.

Too loud, if they don't stop they'll lose their voices.

That might be the best thing Dandy.

But Corky, this is Fairy Land.

In Fairy Land, when you lose your voice,

you lose your voice.

I don't understand Dandy.

(both singing badly)

(both coughing)

(laughs)

We're free!

Free at last!

(laughs)

You see what I mean Corky?

You really do lose your voice.

(laughs)

Let's get out of here.

Yeah, let's have fun!

Bill, Tricky.

We're coming we are.

(laughs)

Stop flying away.

Too slow.

You'll have to be quicker than that.

You should go back to Bill and Tricky, they need you.

Sorry, we like being free.

Let's go.

Where did they go?

- [Bill's Voice] Behind the tree Corky.

Thanks Bill.

Huh?

(laughs)

It's a trick.

Those voices are so naughty.

(singing badly)

(laughs)

Don't be sad, we'll get your voices back.

We will.

How will we?

I might know a way.

- [Corky] What's this Dandy?

What we need is a fan and a basket to trap the voices.

But we've got to get them to come close enough Dandy.

I have a plan.

(whispering)

Right?

- [All] Right.

Rumble, you know what to do?

I think so.

Good, everyone else, come with me.

(laughs)

Is there anybody around who will sing for me?

Did someone say sing?

(laughs)

I'd really like to hear a song I would.

Anybody?

Rumble wants a song.

Let's give him one.

(very bad singing)

Ugh, horrible.

(bad singing)

Let's have the fan Dandy.

Fan on.

What's going on?

It's a trap.

Just a little more.

Now Bill.

We have them.

- [Voices] You tricked us!

It's time to go back to Bill and Tricky.

They miss you they do.

I don't know if we can trust those voices Corky.

We're going to have to Dandy.

- [Bill's Voice] Alright, we agree, we'll go back.

You promise?

- [Tricky's Voice] We promise.

Okay Tricky, let them go.

(laughs)

Remember you promised.

We promised to go back to Bill and Tricky.

(laughs)

What are you voices doing?

We said we'd go back.

But we didn't say anything about staying.

We're free.

Free to sing.

(bad singing)

Those voices are even naughtier than I thought.

We know Bill and Tricky, we'll get them back.

If they keep singing I'm leaving I am.

We can't leave Bill and Tricky like this Rumble.

And wherever you go those voices will follow.

Because they need someone to sing to.

But I don't wanna listen I don't.

We won't listen.

How can we stay and not listen to them.

We just need a little help Dandy.

I've seen a wonderful bush growing in Fairy Land

with leaves shaped like dog's ears.

- [Dandy] That must be the dapple dog tree bush.

Can we find one somewhere?

There's one growing right near here Corky.

What do we do now Corky?

These are perfect natural ear covers.

See?

Yes!

And that's how we won't listen to those voices.

All we have to do now is wait.

What?

Sorry?

I can't hear you.

There's our friends.

Let's sing them another song.

Just for fun.

(bad singing)

Hey, they're not listening to us.

They can't do that, that's not fair.

We're not listening until you return to Bill and Tricky.

They've got to listen to us.

What's the point if nobody listens?

It's no fun at all.

I know, let's sing really loud.

Then they'll definitely hear it.

(bad singing loudly)

We're still not listening.

(bad singing loudly)

Sing as loud as you like we don't care.

Because we can't hear you.

(bad singing loudly)

They still won't listen to us.

We'll just have to go somewhere else then.

We can sing in the people world.

Spot on.

- [Tricky's Voice] We'll just go

straight up the magic pipe.

- [Bill's Voice] And pop out the other end.

Look.

They put a lock on the door.

They thought of everything.

What can we do if no one listens to us sing?

Should we, should we go back to our bodies?

I am missing the rest of me.

And I'm nowhere near as pretty on my own.

Come on then.

They're coming.

Righto Corky, we give in.

We'll go back to the rest of our bodies.

And you'll stay there?

We'll stay.

We just want to ask one last favor.

(bad singing loudly)

(sigh)

(clapping)

Does that mean it's over?

I hope so I do.

At last.

Now voices, you know what you have to do.

Now you have to go back to your bodies.

We're going.

I can talk again.

Me too.

I don't sound right.

I don't either.

Sorry.

That's better.

I can hear me again.

It's so good to hear you both.

As long as you just talk.

No more singing please.

Don't worry, we've had enough singing for one day.

But who knows what new song we'll find tomorrow.

New song?

Where are they going?

Some people just don't understand music Tricky.

When you're right Bill your right.

- [Bill] Guess what we're going to do today Corky?

- [Corky] Have an adventure Bill.

- [Bill] Spot on.

An adventure called, the Snow Leopard.

Now it should be in here somewhere.

What should be in there?

Our camera Corky.

Are we taking photographs Bill?

We sure are.

Of what?

I don't know yet.

But I know why we wanna take photos.

My nature magazine.

I love this magazine.

It has amazing animal photos.

And soon one of our photos might be in it.

There's a competition for a special wildlife photo.

How exciting.

We have a lot of animal friends we could photograph Bill.

- [Bill] I know Corky.

There's Maizie the cow.

- [Corky] Or Mrs Whistlhead's sheep.

- [Bill] And our bird friends too.

We could take a photograph of any of them Bill.

I like all our friends a lot Corky.

But we really need an animal that's special.

Moooo.

Baaaa.

I didn't mean it like that.

Please stop!

You're all very special.

What I mean is, that I'm looking for

an animal that we don't see very often.

To do that, we should travel some

place we don't visit very often.

Where would that be Corky?

- [Corky] I might know the place Bill.

- [Bill] Tell us Corky.

- [Corky] What about the snowy mountains?

The snowy mountains, now you're talking.

We'll find some special wildlife there for sure.

And we can ask our friends Chip and Flip to help us.

What are we waiting for, let's go.

- [Corky] We'll take the flying balloon Bill.

- [Bill] That'll get us there in no time.

Ignition Bill.

Ignition Corky.

And away.

Snowy mountains here we come.

See you later friends.

We'll be back soon.

Let's give it more speed Bill.

More speed Corky.

Whoa!

We're making great time Corky.

We're almost there Bill.

- [Bill] Look Corky, would that be Flip and Chip's home?

- [Corky] I'd say it is.

- [Bill] Then we'd better land beside it.

- [Corky] Landing now Bill.

Whoa!

We're here.

But are our friends the snow monsters here?

Don't look now Corky but I think I can see them.

Morning Bill.

So nice to see you Corky.

Thank you Flip and Chip.

We're here fro a special purpose.

A special purpose?

That sounds fun.

Great fun!

We're looking for a special animal to photograph.

We can help you, can't we Flip?

You bet.

We were hoping you'd say that.

We know a pretty snow bird that lives just near here.

That sounds exactly what we're after.

- [Corky] There'd be lots of amazing

animals who live in the mountains.

- [Bill] Like bears Corky.

- [Corky] Or snow leopards Bill.

- [Bill] Snow leopards?

Now they would be something wonderful to see.

Snow leopards are very shy and very rare.

It would be a lucky day to see a snow leopard.

Whoa!

(growl)

Paint me pink!

That was a snow leopard Bill!

It is our lucky day!

Let's get a photo of her.

But Bill.

Corky.

Be careful.

What are we to do?

We have to stop them.

Then we'd better hurry.

- [Bill] Where do you think we should look first?

- [Corky] How about down in this valley?

But there are two trails Corky.

Which one should we take?

Hold up Corky.

Which way did she go?

Here are some of her tracks.

Then this must be the way.

I can't see the snow leopard tracks anymore.

I don't understand it either Bill.

Blow me down.

It's a dead end.

The snow leopard couldn't have come this way.

Let's go back Bill.

We still might be able to find her.

Spot on Corky, let's go.

Here we are Corky.

Have a look at these tracks Bill.

The snow leopard did go this way.

Only for a little while, before she hid behind this rock.

And once we passed by her.

She came out and went the other way.

She fooled us Corky.

She's very clever.

The last time we went that way.

So this time we go this way.

Bill.

Corky.

They can't hear us Flip.

They just won't stop.

We must get to them.

And warn them.

They could be in terrible danger.

- [Bill] These mountains are full of trails Corky.

- [Corky] They go every which way Bill.

- [Bill] Well I do think we're close to the snow leopard.

Here are her tracks Bill.

She went down this way.

Whoa Corky.

what is it Bill?

What if she's trying to fool us again?

She wants us to go down this trail,

so what if we go the other way?

That's a top plan Bill.

(growling)

Where did Bill and Corky go?

I do hope they're careful in the snow.

(yelling)

Even we have to be careful in the snow.

And we're snow monsters.

Bill.

Corky.

- [Bill] Over there Corky, what about that rock?

- [Corky] That'd be a good place to hide Bill.

We'll wait there,

to take a photo of the snow leopard.

This is perfect Corky.

Do you see that Bill?

I see it Corky.

It's a small cave.

With a lot of pawprints around it.

Could it be the home of the snow leopard?

It's worth having a closer look.

It's a bit small.

But it would be nice and cozy for a snow leopard.

(gasp)

(purring)

Make that snow leopards!

Would you look at that!

- [Corky] They're beautiful Bill.

- [Bill] Two little snow leopard cubs!

- [Corky] We're so lucky to see them.

- [Bill] Don't I know it Corky.

This is why the snow leopard was trying to fool us.

She wanted to lead us away from her cubs.

Right you are Bill.

We won't stay long, just long enough

to get some photographs Corky.

That doesn't sound right Bill.

Is the camera broken?

The camera must have some snow in it.

We just have to warm it up.

- [Both] Whoa!

We know the flash is working.

We sure do Corky.

(cubs crying)

Oh no Bill.

The flash must've upset them.

We're sorry.

(cubs crying)

What will do Corky?

Even if we warm up the camera, we can't use the flash.

Whatever we do, let's make it quick.

If their mother comes back...

(growling)

She won't be very happy.

We weren't hurting your cubs.

We only wanted to take some photographs.

We'll go now.

See, we're going.

(growling)

She thinks we were going to hurt her cubs Corky.

She looks upset alright.

Very upset.

(yelling)

(growling)

This doesn't look good Bill.

You've got it in one Corky.

Sheba!

That's a good Sheba.

Flip!

Chip!

You're friends of the snow leopard?

Sheba is one of our best friends.

Don't worry about Bill and Corky Sheba.

They wouldn't harm your cubs.

(purring)

Looks like we've got a new friend Corky.

Sure have Bill.

We've been following you everywhere

to try to warn you that Sheba has cubs.

And if you got too close to them, she'd be very upset.

We sure know that now Chip.

We wouldn't want to see Sheba and her cubs upset.

(purring)

Okay Sheba, off you go.

She's going back to her cubs.

We promise we won't bother you again.

Goodbye!

Those cubs were something.

Just beautiful Bill.

Trouble is Corky, we still don't have photographs.

And I think I've got the camera working again.

Who else could we photograph for the competition?

Someone special, that we won't upset.

You know Bill, the answer could be right in front of us.

You've got it Corky.

Where?

What could it be?

We're looking at them.

Us?

Say cheese.

Cheese.

(snap)

(snap)

(snap)

(snap)

(snap)

(snap)

- [Corky] Any mail today Bill?

- [Bill] I can't see any in the mailbox Corky.

- [Corky] You're right Bill, there's nothing there.

It should be here by now Corky.

It'll come soon.

(whistle)

That's the postman Corky.

We've got mail Bill.

I think this is it Corky.

That is it.

To Bill and Corky for the special

wildlife picture competition.

Congratulations Bill.

Congratulations to you too Corky.

And look Bill it's the magazine.

With our photos of Flip and Chip.

Don't they look great?

Not just great Bill, they look special.

When you're right Corky, you're right.

♪ Bottle Top Bill and his best friend Corky ♪

♪ See you again, goodbye ♪

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪
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