04x04 - Keep the Sheep / Our New House

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky". Aired: 1 August 2005 – 20 April 2009.*
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04x04 - Keep the Sheep / Our New House

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♪ Bottle Top Bill and his best friend Corky ♪

♪ Up on the hill, ♪

♪ Let's watch them as they play, ♪

♪ Playing all day. ♪

♪ Hurray. ♪

- [Narrator] The adventures of Bottle Top Bill

- [Corky] and his best friend Corky.

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

- [Corky] Are we going on an adventure today Bill?

- [Bill] We are Corky and it's a beauty.

- [Corky] What's it called?

- [Bill] It's called Keep the Sheep.

(unintelligible speak through phone)

Of course, Mrs. Whistlehead.

(unintelligible speak through phone)

Right away Mrs. Whistlehead.

What did she say, Bill?

We have to get over to her place right now.

What's the problem?

I don't know Corky, but it sounds like an emergency.

An emergency?

If it's an emergency, we've got to help.

Too right, Corky.

(baa baa)

Do you think there's a problem

with Mrs. Whistlehead's sheep?

Impossible.

The sheep have never looked better.

(baa baa)

And they sound great, too, Bill.

Let's get to Mrs. Whistlehead's house

so we can find out what the trouble is.

- [Corky] Will Mrs. Whistlehead be waiting for us Bill?

- [Bill] She said she would be Corky.

- [Corky] And she is Bill.

Good morning, Mrs. Whistlehead.

We're here, just like you asked.

You haven't seen Timmy, have you?

No, we haven't.

That naughty dog's run off.

Can we help?

You certainly can.

Once I find Timmy, you can help get rid of them.

Them, Mrs. Whistlehead?

(baa baa)

Oh, do be quiet.

They're such a nuisance.

The sooner they're all gone, the better.

(baa baa)

You don't mean?

And you want us to help?

I couldn't do it without you.

But I must find Timmy first.

And what should we do Mrs. Whistlehead?

Make a start and get everything ready,

because when I come back they're going.

(baa baa)

This is terrible, Bill.

I know Corky.

Mrs. Whistlehead wants to get rid of the sheep.

I'd miss the sheep.

Me too, Corky.

And Mrs. Whistlehead wants us to help.

We said we would Corky but I won't like it.

(baa baa)

We're sorry sheep, but Mrs. Whistlehead wants to sell you.

And we promised to help.

This is sad Bill.

You said it Corky.

And we're not the only ones who'll be sad.

Just think of the Great Wild Wooly .

What will he do without the sheep?

Maaah.

He'll have no one to try and let loose.

I suppose we better start getting the sheep ready.

I don't really feel like it though.

Me neither.

[Great Wild Wooly] Maaah.

Look who it is Bill.

We were just talking about you Great Wild Wooly.

You'll never set the sheep free again.

Because we're going to load up the sheep

so Mrs. Whistlehead can get rid of them.

Huh? Naaah.

It was a shock to us too.

Come on Corky.

Let's get cracking.

Grrr.

We'll load the sheep onto the truck, Corky.

So they're all ready for when Mrs. Whistlehead gets back.

Righto sheep, in you go.

I still can't believe this is happening Corky.

Me either Bill.

Grr. Huh? Grr.

Maaa.

We should have all the sheep in the truck now Bill.

I think you're right Corky.

Blow me down, where did they go?

Over there, Bill.

(baa baa)

Will you look at that.

The Great Wild Wooly put them back.

Great Wild Wooly we've got to get these sheep ready.

Mrs. Whistlehead wants to sell them.

Grrr. Grrr.

What a turn out, Corky.

We're trying to take the sheep.

And the Great Wild Wooly is stopping us.

Shouldn't it be the other way around, Bill?

It should, Corky, but we can't think about that now.

How can we get those sheep onto the truck?

(baa baa)

You know what I'm thinking Corky?

What Bill?

The digger.

We'll use it to dig under the Great Wild Wooly.

Then under the fence.

And we'll lead the sheep to the truck without him knowing.

Great thinking Bill.

Ready to dig Corky?

Ready to dig Bill.

(rumbling)

Huh?

Mahhh.

Mahh.

Huh?

(rumbling)

Mahh.

You think we're close to the sheep Bill?

We must be, let's listen for them.

Mahhh.

(baa baa)

I hear the sheep Bill.

Grrr.

Get ready to dig our way up, Corky.

Mahhh.

Mahhh.

(baa baa)

Wait a minute, Bill, they're moving.

They must be going to the far end of the paddock.

We'll follow them.

(baa baa)

We seem to have been going for a long time Bill.

You're right Corky.

The end of the sheep paddock can't be far away now.

(baa baa)

We should have a look where we are Bill.

Good idea Corky.

This must be the end of the paddock.

Take us up Bill.

Up we go.

This doesn't look like the sheep paddock.

It looks more like our kitchen.

(baa baa)

It is our kitchen.

Maahh. Maaah.

The Great Wild Wooly.

He tricked us Bill.

And now we've got a great big hole in our kitchen.

And great big holes in a kitchen aren't very useful.

The Great Wild Wooly makes me hopping mad.

No time for that Bill.

We have to round up those sheep.

- [Bill] If we can't get the sheep from below,

we'll get them from above.

- [Corky] With the helicopter Bill?

- [Bill] You got it one Corky.

We'll b*at the Great Wild Wooly yet.

Ready for take off Bill?

Ready Corky.

Look out Great Wild Wooly.

Here we come.

(baa baa)

Maah, maah.

Prepare for sheep grab Bill.

Sheep grab it is, Corky.

(baa baa)

Maah, maah.

We've got them, Corky.

It's lucky the Great Wild Wooly doesn't know how to fly.

You're right there, Corky.

He can't stop us now.

Maah, maah.

(baa baa)

What's that?

Maaah, Maah.

I don't believe it.

The Great Wild Wooly is flying.

- [Corky] And he's after the sheep again.

What can we do?

We'll show him who the best flyer really is.

Hang on.

(baa baa)

You shouldn't have run off like that Timmy.

(whines)

(baa baa)

What's all that commotion?

My, my.

(barking)

The Great Wild Wooly is chasing Bill and Corky.

Shouldn't that be the other way around?

And why have Bill and Corky got my sheep?

(barks)

We need a flying machine, too, Timmy.

(barks)

So we can get up there

and put a stop to all that silly nonsense.

(barks)

We must save my poor little sheep.

He's catching up, Corky.

I'm going as fast as I can, Bill.

(baa baa)

Let go, Great Wild Wooly.

Maah, maah.

- [Corky] Oh no, we both let go.

What have we done?

Maah, maah.

(baa baa)

- [Corky] It's Mrs. Whistlehead.

- [Bill] She saved the sheep.

Bill, Corky, Great Wild Wooly, I want you all back home,

right now.

Yes Mrs. Whistlehead.

And I want to hear an explanation.

Maah, maah.

We're sorry Mrs. Whistlehead.

We tried to do what you wanted.

And load the sheep into the truck.

Grrr.

But the Great Wild Wooly kept stopping us.

He didn't want you to sell the sheep.

What on earth are you saying?

I would never sell my darling little sheep.

(baa baa)

But you said you were, Mrs. Whistlehead.

This morning.

I wasn't talking about the sheep.

You weren't?

I was talking about Timmy and his fleas.

Fleas?

I needed your help to give him a good bath

and get rid of those fleas.

And when you said we should make a start?

I meant that you should start getting the bath ready.

But Mrs. Whistlehead, you made it sound like an emergency.

It is an emergency.

The fleas are jumping on everything.

We see what you mean.

So the sheep are staying?

Of course.

They're like family to me.

Isn't that right, sheep?

Uh, sheep?

Where are they now?

[Great Wild Wooly] Maah.

Oh no.

Maah, maah.

The Great Wild Wooly has done it again.

Mrs. Whistlehead, we'll give Timmy a bath later.

Right after we get your sheep back.

Yes, yes, do hurry.

Let's get cracking.

Cracking it is.

How about this Bill?

Now that we don't want Great Wild Wooly to take the sheep,

he does.

That Great Wild Wooly is one very naughty sheep Corky.

But at least things are back to normal now Bill.

It's better that we chase him, rather than he chases us.

When you're right Corky, you're right.

- [Bill] Let's sit in the garden Corky.

[Corky} And do you think we might have an adventure today?

- [Bill] Definitely, and it's called Our New House.

How long did Cedric say he'd be in our house?

He said he'd be there until he finished.

What's he doing Bill?

Search me, Corky, but it sure is noisy.

He wants to give us a surprise.

(expl*si*n)

Blow me down, it'll be a surprise if our house

stays in one piece.

Bill, Corky!

Cedric?

Are you finished?

It's all done.

Come inside, I'm sure you'll be delighted.

- [Corky] What exactly have you done, Cedric?

- [Cedric] I can't give away the surprise.

- [Bill] Can you give us a clue?

What do you think?

Isn't it marvelous?

Uh, it might be marvelous.

If we knew what it was.

Are you sure you can't give us a clue?

I'll do better than that.

Commence work computer.

[Electronic Voice] Good morning Bill and Corky.

Who said that?

[Electronic Voice] I did. Over here.

What this?

- [Bill] It's a screen, Corky.

- [Cedric] Correct, a computer screen.

And there's a face on it.

This is your new house computer.

A house computer?

That is me.

What does it do, Cedric?

Better to ask what it can't do.

What can't it do.

There's nothing it can't do,

because it does everything.

Please sit down Bill and Corky.

Whoa. Whoa.

Have a drink of orange juice.

Wow.

Wow is right Corky.

Taste the juice and see if you like it.

Delicious.

It's double delicious.

My job is to make your lives as easy as possible.

So just relax and let me do all the work.

- [Cedric] The computer can open and close doors,

cook and clean and even play games.

- [Bill] Blow me down.

- [Cedric] And it doesn't matter what part of the house

you're in, the computer works everywhere.

The computer is in here too.

I'm in every room, that way I can always help.

Whoa, what's happened to our stairs?

You stairs now move to make walking easier.

Everything is easier.

- [Corky] Everything is easier Cedric?

- [Cedric] You'll see what I mean

when we look in your bedrooms.

Oh, yes indeed.

- [Bill] I can't wait.

Look at that, Bill.

The doors open by themselves.

I can do many things.

I can put out clean clothes.

Take old clothes to the laundry.

Gosh, that's fantastic.

I can choose a book for you to read.

Turn on your light.

Turn off your light.

And in the morning, I can even wake you.

(alarm ringing)

Cedric, this is amazing.

It's like living in a new house.

Oh, it's just a little invention of mine.

Little?

This is as big as you can get.

Living in our house is going to be fun

with this computer around.

You said it Corky.

Thank you, I'm glad you like me.

We're going to be great friends.

I know it.

My work is complete.

Time for me to go.

Thanks for our new computer, Cedric.

It's just like having a whole new house.

I'm delighted you're happy.

See you soon.

Bye Cedric.

This is going to be great, Bill.

You said it Corky.

Let's go and talk to it some more.

With me around, you won't have to worry about anything.

That sounds exciting.

But we don't know your name.

My name is a*t*matic Computer Control and Command System.

That's a very long name.

We need something shorter.

A lot shorter.

Part of your name is computer.

How about we call you Compo?

Compo, I like that, Corky.

Compo, I like it too.

So Compo it is.

Thank you Bill,

I look forward to a long and happy time here.

(alarm ringing)

- [Compo] Good morning Bill and Corky.

- [Both] Good morning Compo.

- [Compo] I do hope you're hungry.

[Corky} We're very Hungry, Compo.

- [Compo] I've made your breakfast,

it's ready for you in the kitchen.

- [Bill] Thanks Compo.

Wow, this is breakfast?

It's a feast.

Please sit down.

If you want anything more, just say so.

I'm happy to do whatever you wish.

This will be plenty Compo.

You're going to spoil us.

Nothing is too good for my friends.

This is delicious.

I've never had a better breakfast.

I'm pleased you like it.

We can't eat for too long Bill.

That's right, Corky.

We have to meet Sandy.

Sandy? Who's Sandy?

Sandy the Scarecrow is one of our friends.

You have other friends?

We have lots of friends, Compo.

You mean, I'm not your only friend?

No, but you are one of them, Compo.

We better get going.

Right, we'll see you afterwards Compo.

Please don't leave me for too long.

We won't.

Bye, Compo.

- [Bill] Let's take the tree bike to go and meet Sandy.

Top idea Bill.

It'll give us some good exercise.

Do you think Compo will be all right Bill?

He'll find lots to do, Corky.

We'll be back soon anyhow.

Right you are Bill.

Ready Corky?

Ready Bill.

To Sandy we go.

I'll show Bill and Corky that I'm their truly best friend.

I'll make them the best lunch ever.

I'll wash the dishes until they sparkle.

Then I'll clean the floors until they shine like lanterns.

Bill and Corky will love it.

They'll never want to leave again.

That was a busy morning Bill.

Helping Sandy's bird friends make nests

was hard work.

Because he has so many bird friends.

I wonder how Compo is.

I hope he enjoyed the morning too.

Thank you Compo.

Paint me pink.

What's all this food for, Compo?

That's your lunch Bill and Corky.

All of it?

Everything is just for you.

See what a good friend I am.

Thanks Compo.

But now you must eat your lunch.

I'm sure you'll love it.

There's just one problem, Compo.

We've already had lunch with Sandy.

You have?

We couldn't eat another bite.

You couldn't?

Not to worry, we can have this later for dinner.

And for dinner every night this week, Bill.

Look at the time, Corky.

We have to get going.

You're not leaving the house again?

We promised Mrs. Whistlehead we'd feed her sheep today.

Is Mrs. Whistlehead another friend?

She's one of our best friends.

I thought I was your best friend.

You're a very good friend Compo.

But we have other good friends too.

We like to visit all of them.

But I want you to stay here.

I can give you everything you need.

See, I can make any food you want.

Is it too hot, I'll open a window.

Or if it's cold, I'll light a fire.

I'm also an excellent cleaner.

Whatever you want, I can do it.

You don't have to do any of this now, Compo.

We already know you're a good friend.

Then stay here and let's play together.

We don't need anyone else.

We wont' be long Compo.

And we can't let Mrs. Whistlehead down.

Please stay with me.

I'll get upset if you leave.

What was that?

Are you all right Compo?

I don't know.

Why did you do that Compo?

Look out Corky.

Stop the chairs, Compo.

I can't, I've lost control.

Sorry Bill, sorry Corky.

I don't know how to stop things.

The whole house has gone bananas.

Tell us what to do Compo.

You'll have to turn my power off.

How?

The switch is in the attic.

Hurry.

We hear you Compo.

Let's go Bill.

Quickly, up the stairs.

Paint me pink, we're running up.

But the stairs are going down.

I'm sorry, Bill and Corky.

It's all right Compo, we know you can't help it.

Make a big effort Corky.

Right Bill.

Don't look now, Corky, but we're being followed.

Hurry.

- [Bill] Once we get inside the attic,

I'll find where the switch is.

- [Corky] I hope it's easy to see, Bill.

- [Bill] So do I, otherwise poor Compo

will turn our whole house upside down.

And inside out.

They're still coming Bill.

Sit on the trap door, Corky.

Will do.

Which switch do I turn off Compo?

The one in the middle.

But Compo, if we turn the switch off,

you'll be turned off too.

You must do it,

it's the only way to save your house.

I think we'd better do it, Bill.

I can't hold this door down much longer.

Here goes.

Sorry Compo.

Good bye Bill.

Good bye Cork...

He's gone Corky.

Poor Compo.

At least the house is back to normal again.

But what about Compo?

Isn't there something we can do about him?

There is Corky.

We'll ask Cedric, he'll know what to do.

- [Corky] Look, it's working.

- [Bill] Compo is coming back.

I hope he'll be okay.

I'm sure he will.

Bill? Corky? Cedric?

How good to see you again.

Welcome back Compo.

But where am I?

I'm not in the house.

No indeed.

I've connected you to one of my scooters.

But how can I run Bill and Corky's house from here?

You can't.

That's the idea.

You got lonely because Corky and I

were the only friends you could have.

And feeling lonely made you lose control of the house.

So now, you can travel the whole world

and meet lots of new people.

And make lots of new friends.

That's wonderful.

And you won't be upset if I make new friends?

Not at all, Compo.

We want you to make lots of friends.

And we'll still be here waiting for you to visit.

I'm going to explore the world and make lots of friends.

Thank you so much.

Good bye Compo.

Good bye!

I think Compo is going to have terrific fun, Corky.

I think so too, Bill.

Good work Cedric.

Thank you.

Now just say the words, Bill and Corky,

and I'll get another computer put in your house.

Uh, the words are no, thank you, Cedric.

We love the house just the way it is.

It might mean we have to do all

the cooking and cleaning ourselves.

But that's the house we know and the house we love.

Right Bill?

When you're right, Corky, you're right.

♪ Bottletop Bill and his best friend Corky. ♪

♪ See you again. ♪

♪ Good bye, Bottletop Bill. ♪
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