03x01 - Goofy's Goofbot

[bunniefuu]

Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right!

Let's go.

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words:

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse.

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

MAN: Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present.

MAN: Daisy!
-Here.

MAN: Goofy!
-Hyuck! Here.

MAN: Pluto!
-[BARKS]

MAN: Minnie!
-Oh, here.

MAN: Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
Ha, ha!

[GOOFY READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Hi, everybody! Welcome to our clubhouse.

Today is Build-Your-Own-Toy day!

There's gonna be a big fair
where our friends show us

all the toys they built.

[PLUTO BARKS]

Hi, boy!

You see? Pluto and I
built a toy airplane for the fair!

-Yeah, yeah, yeah!
GOOFY: Hi, Mickey!

I need some help.

I've always wanted
to build a big toy robot.

All the robot parts are in this box,

but I can't figure out
how to put them together.

Don't worry, we'll help you
build your robot.

Will you help Goofy build
his toy robot for the fair?

You will? Hot diggity!

Great! We better get our Mouseketools!

To the Mousekedoer!

♪ Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi
Mouseker-ho ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work it through-er ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

[RINGING]

♪ Oh, Toodles
It's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

Meeska, mooska, Mousekedoer!

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools
Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

GOOFY: A giant marshmallow. Fluffy!

MICKEY: Ooh, a fish bowl.

A tool box full of tools!

And the mystery Mouseketool!

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for me-dles and you-dles ♪

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

[RINGING]

Now we can help Goofy build his toy robot!

Oh, boy!

Here are all the parts!

We've got the robot's tummy, and arms,

his head, and his legs and footsies.

But, uh, how do we put them all together?

Well, the directions will show us how!

Nifty. Hmm, which parts go on the bottom?

Oh, yeah!

His feet and legs!

MICKEY: Now, which parts go in the middle?

Yep! His tummy and arms!

Finished!

Uh... Something wrong here.

[CHUCKLES] Which part goes on top?

His head! You got it!

Handsome!

Oopsie!

Gee, we need something to keep
all the robot's parts in place.

Something to help tighten his bolt
and pound in his pegs.

Gosh, how about using a Mouseketool?

Good thinking, Goof!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

BOTH: Oh, Toodles!

MICKEY: Let's see.
We have a giant marshmallow,

a fish bowl, a tool box,
and the mystery Mouseketool.

GOOFY: Which Mouseketool
do you think will help us

keep the robot's parts in place?

Yep! The tool box will help us
keep the robot's parts in place,

because it's full of tools!

MICKEY: We got ears. Say, "Cheers!"

Yippee! Now we can use some tools

and make sure my robot's parts
stay in place!

MICKEY: This is a bolt. What shape is it?

A triangle.

So which shape wrench
do we need to tighten the bolt?

The triangle-shaped wrench! Yeah!

Now, what tool should Goofy use
to pound in the pegs

so the robot's arms and legs
stay in place?

Ha, you bet you! The hammer!

♪ Bam-bam goes my hammer
Bam-bam, bam-bam ♪

♪ Bam-bam goes my hammer
Bam-bam, bam-bam ♪

Bam!

There! He's done!

Thanks for helping us put
Goofy's toy robot back together!

Whoops! Forgot one last thing.

[SQUEAKING]

MICKEY: Gee, who does
the toy robot look like?

Gosh. You're right!

The robot looks a lot like me!

I'm gonna call him...

Goofbot!

Hmm.

Hey, how do we turn him on?

Well, uh, the directions say
to turn on Goofbot,

we need to press the buttons
one at a time,

and in this order: red, green, yellow.

[GASPS]

But we should never, ever
press the buttons all at once!

Red, green, yellow,

red, green, yellow!

Okay, got it!

Red, green, yellow!

[DINGS]

[WHIRRING]

Good day to you, gentlemen!

Gosh! He sounds smart!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Hi, Mickey!
We can't wait for the big toy fair!

Hot dog! Look who's here: our friends.
Ooh, is that Goofy's toy robot?

Yes, sirree!

This is Goofbot, everybody!

Goofbot, say hello!

How do you do, ladies?

And good day to you, sir.

Well, how do you like that?

Hey, Goof! Let's see what
kind of things Goofbot can do!

Goofbot!

Can you dance?

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, that looks like fun.

♪ We're walking and we're talking ♪

♪ A lot like a robot ♪

♪ Like a Goofbot
Mr. Goofbot ♪

♪ We're spinning and we're dancing ♪

♪ A lot like a robot ♪

♪ Like a Goofbot
Mr. Goofbot ♪

♪ Everybody stand up
And walk and talk like a robot ♪

♪ We're walking and we're talking ♪

♪ A lot like a robot ♪

♪ Like a Goofbot
Mr. Goofbot ♪

♪ He's the best robot ♪

♪ Mr. Goofbot ♪

Golly! Mr. Goofbot sure can
do a lot of neat things!

Whoa, whoa! Oh.

PETE: Hello?

Oh, I'm so glad you're here,
clubhouse pals!

What's the matter, Pete?

Oh, the toy car I made is busted!

I need to fix it in time for the toy fair,
otherwise I can't go!

Allow me to help!

"Allow me to help"?
You feeling okay, Goof?

Now, let me see.

Maybe you need to turn on
the car's remote control.

[WHIRRING]

PETE: Hey, it worked!

Well, pedal to the metal! Get set and go!

We're motoring now! Oh, yeah!

[BARKING]

Gee, something's really
changed about you, Goof.

Why, how'd you get smart enough
to fix my toy car?

Ha, ha. Pete thinks he's talking
to the real Goofy.

Tell Pete who he's talking to.

-Yeah! Goofbot!
-Huh?

You mean I'm talking to a robot?

Yup! Goofbot is my toy robot.

Wow! A Goofy that's not goofy.

I wonder just how smart he is.

Oh, I bet he's pretty smart!

Ha! Bet you Goofbot can't figure this out!

What are seven marbles
plus seven marbles? Hmm?

[WHIRRING]

GOOFBOT: Oh, my goodness!

Don't lose your marbles there, Robo-Goof!

Gee, we need something
to hold all those marbles

so they don't roll away.
Then we can count them!

Ooh! Maybe a Mouseketool can help us.

Good idea, Minnie!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

MINNIE: Hmm. Which Mouseketool
can we use to hold all the marbles?

A giant marshmallow, a fish bowl
or the mystery Mouseketool?

MICKEY: Yep! We can use the fish bowl!

We got ears. Say, "Cheers!"

Count with me!

One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven.

Plus another seven makes...

eight, nine, ten,

eleven, 12, 13, 14!

The answer is
seven marbles plus seven marbles

equals 14 marbles!

Gee. [CHUCKLES] Goofbot sure is smart!

Gosh, Goofbot is smarter than me!

Well, I better get going to the toy fair!

Hey, watch out!

Whoopsie! Whoa!

[YELLING]

Remember to pick up your toys!

Wowzers! Goofbot is brainy
and strong! Heh.

Thanks, Goofbot. You're the best!

Gee, Pete never said that about me!

See you all later at the toy fair!
Bye-bye!

-Bye-bye.
-Wow!

-Goofbot is such a great robot!
-He sure is!

MINNIE: He's wonderful! [GIGGLES]

[GROANS]

Shucks, Pluto. [SNIFFLING]

My friends like Goofbot more than me!

[CLATTERING]

I bet no one will even miss me.

Whoopsie!

[YELLING]

Uh-oh! Goof just pressed all the buttons!

The directions told us
never to do that, remember?

Goofbot, am I! Goofbot, am I!

Out goes trash! Out goes trash!

Take it easy, big boy.

Out goes trash!

What? Hey! Put me down,
you big empty kettle!

Out goes trash!

DONALD: Aah! What's the big idea?

Don't worry, Donald.

DONALD: Get me out of here.

[GRUNTING]

Oh, no! It's really stuck!

We need a Mouseketool
to help us get Donald out of there!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

DONALD: Toodles, get me out of here!

MICKEY:
Well, we have the giant marshmallow

and the mystery Mouseketool.

GOOFY: Gosh, I don't see
how the giant marshmallow

is gonna be any help.

DAISY: Oh, goody!
It's time for the mystery Mouseketool!

Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool!"

ALL: Mystery Mouseketool!

MICKEY: What's today's
Mystery Mouseketool?

GOOFY: It's a plunger!

MICKEY: Well, let's try it!

We got ears. Say, "Cheers!"

Okay, everybody!

Help us open the trash compartment
with the plunger!

One, two, three!

Pull!

Oof!

Thanks!

Goofbot am I! Goofbot am I!

Goofbot am I! Goofbot am I!

We better catch Goofbot and fix him

before he does any more goofy things!

I'll get him!

MICKEY: Uh-oh!
MINNIE: Oh, dear!

No, Goofbot! Stop! Wait!

[YELLING]

[SCREAMS]

That was fun. Heh.

But, uh, how am I gonna get down?

MICKEY: Looks like we're gonna need
a Mouseketool to help Goofy get down!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

MICKEY: Well, the only Mouseketool left
is the giant marshmallow!

MINNIE: Hmm, how can we use
the giant marshmallow

to help Goofy get down from there?

DAISY: Goofy can jump down
and land on the giant marshmallow...

because it's just like a big,
fluffy pillow!

MICKEY: We picked all our Mouseketools.

Say, "Super cheers!"

Look out, here I come!

[YELLS]

[GRUNTING]

-Tada!
-Oh, goody, goody! It worked!

-[PLUTO BARKING]
-Goofbot am I!

Goofbot am I!

Gosh, Mr. Goofbot's still broke!

We better call Professor Von Drake!

[DIALING]

-Hidey, hello there.
-Hi, professor.

Oh, hello there, Mickey.

And why is everybody not here
at the fair with your toys, why not?

Well, Goofy accidentally
bumped into Goofbot's controls,

and now he's broken!

Goofy didn't push all of those buttons
at the same time, did he?

Yep, he sure did.

Oh, drat phooey.

The problem we got here

is that there's a spring went loose
in the Goofbot.

We just replace his spring
that has gone all un-sprung...

and the Goofbot will
be good as Goofy again.

Thanks, professor!

Okay, everybody, let's fix Goofbot!

Goofbot am I! Goofbot am I!

[ALL GRUNTING]

Gosh, where are we gonna
get a new spring to fix Goofbot?

We've already used all our Mouseketools.

Maybe I have a spare one in my hat.

Is this a spring?

Nope! Is this a spring?

Nah! Is this a spring?

It sure is!

Thanks for helping me find it!

Red, green, yellow!

[WHIRRING]

Thanks for fixing me!

Hooray! Goofbot is fixed!

Whoa!

Whoa!

And now he is goofy, just like me!

[BOTH LAUGH]

-Gosh!
-Hooray for Goofy!

-Hooray!
-Yay for Goofy!

Great!

And thank you
for helping us fix Goofbot too.

Come on, now! Let's go to the toy fair!

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[BARKING AND HOWLING]

Oh, boy, look at all of those
wonderful toys you built!

And that means
everyone is here for the surprise

I got here for everyone!

Oh! And there I see
you fixed Goofy's Goofbot!

How about that?

♪ We're walking and then talking ♪

♪ A lot like a robot ♪

♪ Like a Goofbot
Mr. Goofbot ♪

♪ He's the best robot
Mr. Goofbot ♪

Whoo-hoo!

Don't you just love that robot?

And now, I present to you
the big surprise!

[HUMS FANFARE]

For building such terrific toys
and helping Goofy

building his robot,
I wanna give each of everyone

your very own little Goofbot!

Whoo-hoo!

ALL: Ooh!

-Look at that!
-Mechanical!

Ooh! Such a cute little Goofbots.

[ALL CHUCKLING]

Aw, come on, everybody!

Up on your feet!

Let's celebrate some more and...

do the Hot Dog Dance!

♪ Hot dog ♪

[COMPUTERIZED]
♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKING

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Come on, everybody. Do the Hot Dog Dance.

Just like Mr. Goofbot.

Move your arms up and down
and kick out your legs.

That's the way.

What a hot-dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by!

♪ We're walking and we're talking ♪

♪ A lot like a robot ♪

♪ Like a Goofbot
Mr. Goofbot ♪

♪ We're spinning and we're dancing ♪

♪ A lot like a robot ♪

♪ Like a Goofbot
Mr. Goofbot ♪

♪ Everybody stand up and walk
And talk like a robot ♪