03x19 - Donald's Clubhouse

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.
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03x19 - Donald's Clubhouse

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Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you want to come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right. Let's go!

Ha, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside, it's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

NARRATOR:
Roll call!

NARRATOR: Donald?
-Present!

NARRATOR: Daisy?
-Here!

NARRATOR: Goofy?
-Here!

NARRATOR: Pluto?
-[BARKS]

NARRATOR: Minnie?
-Oh! Here!

NARRATOR: Mickey?
-Right here!

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside, it's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪♪

MICKEY:
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!

MICKEY:
Donald's Clubhouse?

Yeah! That's what it says.

[LAUGHS]

Welcome to our clubhouse.

Today a very special guest
is coming to visit.

That's why I'm cleaning up the place.

Thanks, Handy Helper.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

-Hiya, Mickey.
-Hi, Mickey.

Is our special guest here yet?

Nope. Not yet. Huh?

Hey!

[WHIMPERING]

[GULPS]

Jumping jellybeans!
Is that our special guest?

Nope. But it looks like
one of Clarabelle's Moo Muffins.

[GRUNTS]

A jumping Moo Muffin?

Never seen that before.

Come on, everybody.

We gotta catch that Moo Muffin.

Whoa!

Gosh, that muffin sure is fast.

[BOINGING]

[MUFFLED CRASHING]

Oh, no!

Sounds like the muffin's
making a big mess in the closet.

[CRASHING]

[GRUNTS]

Attaboy, Pluto. Nice catch.

But now it looks like we've got
a lot more cleaning up to do.

[PHONE RINGS]

Yello?

Mickey? It's Clarabelle.

I need help!

Today, I accidentally mixed jumping beans
into my muffin mix, and...

Now Moo Muffins
are jumping all over my Moo Mart.

Minnie and Daisy
are helping me catch them.

BOTH:
But we need more help!

So, Mickey, can you come here
as soon as possible

and help us catch these Moo Muffins?

I'll be right over.

But, Mickey, what about this mess?

Hmm. Someone has to take care of
cleaning up while I'm gone.

DONALD:
Oh! Oh, oh!

I'll do it!

Well, uh...

okay.

But you might need some extra help.

Will you help Donald take care of
the mess in the clubhouse?

You will? Aww... Thanks a bunch.

Now, before I go to the Moo Mart,
let's get you some Mouseketools.

To the Mousekedoer, everybody!

♪ Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi
Mouseker-ho ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go ♪

♪ You're a-thinking and a-solving
Work it through-er ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

♪ Meeska, mooska, Mousekedoer! ♪

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools
Mouseketools ♪

CHORUS:
♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

MICKEY:
Boxes, for putting stuff in.

A baseball glove. Play ball!

A flagpole. Looks like a big stick.

And the mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for meedles and youdles ♪

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles!" ♪

♪ All we have to say is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪

Okay, now that you've got
your Mouseketools,

I can go help Clarabelle.

Uh, will you guys be okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about a thing.

Okay, then. Bye, everybody.

All right, all right. Bye-bye.

Ha-ha. Guess what, everybody.

Now it's Donald Duck's Clubhouse!

♪ D-O-N-A-L-D
D-U-C-K Duck ♪

That's me!

♪ D-O-N-A-L-D
D-U-C-K Duck ♪

♪ It's the Donald Duck Clubhouse ♪

Let's have fun with me, me, me!

♪ It's the Donald Duck Clubhouse ♪

NARRATOR:
Roll call!

NARRATOR: Donald?
-Present.

NARRATOR: Donald?
-I'm here!

NARRATOR: Donald!
-Donald here!

NARRATOR: Donald!
-And I'm here too! Ha-ha-ha.

CHROUS:
♪ It's the Donald Duck Clubhouse ♪

♪ I sure do like the sound of that ♪

♪ D-O-N-A-L-D
D-U-C-K Duck ♪

Hah. That was fun!

Okay, boys.

Clean up the clubhouse.

Yes, sir, Donald, sir.

[HUMMING]

Huh?

[WHINES]

Huh? What?

Oh! Pluto!

Stop messing around!

[GRUNTS]

Gosh, Donald,
I think Pluto's trying to tell you

he wants you to help too.

[BARKS]

Oh, all right.

[SQUEAKS]

[CRASHING]

Come on, Donald, roll up your sleeves.

We got a lot of
picking-up-stuff stuff to do.

Aw, phooey.

This is gonna take all day.

[SQUEAKS]

Not all day, Donald.

[SQUEAKING]

GOOFY: If we sort out the mess
like Pluto's doing,

we can be done in no time.

Let's start with the rubber duckies.

Then the building blocks.

And then the stinky shoes.

Ha-ha. Hmm...

We're gonna need something
to put all these things in.

-Maybe a...
-A Mouseketool!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

GOOFY:
Okay. We've got boxes,

a baseball glove, a flagpole,

and the mystery Mouseketooly.

Which one of these things do you think
we can use to put stuff in?

Right!

Boxes!

DONALD:
We got ears, say "cheers!"

Well, I think we ought to put
the rubber duckies in the yellow box.

Because the duckies are yellow.

Which box do you think we should
put all the building blocks in?

You got it! Blue.

Because the blocks are blue too.

And the stinky shoes should go in...

the brown box.

Because the stinky shoes are brown.

♪ Sorting stuff is lots of fun ♪

♪ Sort it all one by one ♪

♪ Sorting stuff is lots of fun ♪

♪ Especially when the job is done! ♪

Ha-ha. Hooray!

We sorted all sorts of things.

Because that's the sort of sorters we are.

Now let's put the stuff
back in the clubhouse closet.

Wait, I know.

Let's put the stuff back
in the clubhouse closet!

Huh? Isn't that what I just said?

Yeah, but it's my clubhouse.

[WHIMPERS]

Golly. That shelf is high.

I'm gonna need help lifting up the boxes.

I can do it.

[GRUNTING]

Aw, nuts. I can't reach.

Say, could you help me lift
the boxes up to that high shelf?

Thanks! Everybody reach up and lift,

lift, lift.

You did it! Ha-ha.

Okay, now let's take a break.

Hold on, Donald.

There's no time for breaks.

It's up to us to make sure the clubhouse

is all mopped and swept
for our special guest.

-Remember?
-Yeah, yeah.

Wait! I got a brilliant idea.

Oh, Handy Helpers!

Well, you gotta hand it
to them Handy Helpers,

they sure are working fast.

But not fast enough for me.

Hmm, if you want the Handy Helpers
to move faster,

we can push the buttons
on the Handy Dandy Machine.

You know...

[WHITLE BLOWS]

...that's the machine in the basement
that makes the Handy Helpers work.

To the basement!

Whee!

[GOOFY YELPING]

GOOFY:
Whoa! Oh!

Now, let me see.

To get the Handy Helpers to move faster...

all we have to do is push these buttons.

Step aside, step aside.

I'll do it.

Aw, phooey.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Gosh, it sounds like the Handy Helpers
are working too fast now.

We've gotta slow them down!

But how?

We gotta replace those
two missing buttons.

And I always keep spare ones in my hat.

Who doesn't?

Now we have to figure out
which buttons we need

and put them back in the right order.

Okay, let's complete
the pattern we got here.

Red, yellow, blue, green.

Red, yellow, blue, green.

Red, yellow...

Uh, what comes after yellow?

DONALD: Blue!
-Yep, blue!

One more time.

Red, yellow, blue...

and what comes after blue?

DONALD: Green!
-Right, green.

Now we have to push all the buttons
to slow down the Handy Helpers.

Come on. Help us push them.

BOTH:
Red, yellow, blue, green.

Red, yellow, blue, green.

Red, yellow, blue, green. Done!

Let's see if it worked.

It worked!

It sure did. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

MAN: Hello?
-Oh, boy! Maybe that's our special guest.

Welcome to Donald's Clubhouse.

Donald's Clubhouse, eh?

Hmm, kind of catchy.

Well, hiya, Goof. Pluto.

I brought you some of
my famous Seven Bean Soup.

Just needs a little heating up.

I'd love some Seven Bean Soup!

[BARKING]

Be careful!

Yeah, Donald's right.

We can't have any spills.

We just cleaned up the clubhouse
for our special guest.

So we ought to put the soup
in the kitchen.

Good idea, pal.

But could you pull that anywhere
doo-hickey switch of yours

so's we can find the kitchen?

I'll do it.

[GRUNTING]

Come on.

Come on, you big palooka.

[GRUNTING]

-Cheese weasels!
GOOFY: Whoa!

[BELL DINGS]

Somebody...

stop...

this...

thing!

Rotating roller-skates!

We need something to replace
that broken switch

so we can stop Goofy from spinning around.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

PETE:
Huh. Well, we got us a baseball glove,

a flagpole and a mystery
Mouseke-gizmo-thingy.

Which one of them do you think
we could use to replace the switch?

Say, how about the flagpole?

Yeah! It's a thin stick,

and it's long,
and it even looks like a switch.

DONALD:
We got ears, say "Cheers!"

Here goes.

[GRUNTING]

Topsy-turvy.

Well, here's a little soup
to make you feel better, pal.

Whoa!

[SPLASHES]

Whoops.

Why does this always happen to me? Phooey!

Gee willikers, gee!

The big mess we cleaned up
is a big mess again.

[PHONE RINGS]

Hello.

Good news, Donald.

We caught all the jumping Moo Muffins.

So I'm on my way back to the clubhouse.

Say, uh, how's the cleanup going?

Uh, it's going. Bye-bye.

Mickey's on his way back.

We've gotta get rid of this mess.

We need a Mouseketooly.

Yes. Everybody say...

ALL:
"Oh, Toodles!"

[JINGLING]

GOOFY:
Hmm. All we've got is a baseball glove

and the mystery Mouseketool.

Can a baseball glove help us
clean up the puddles of soup?

DONALD:
Uh-uh. Let's pick the mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say...

ALL:
Mystery Mouseketool!

GOOFY:
What's today's mystery Mouseketool?

PETE:
A baby hippo?

DONALD:
Yeah!

We got ears, say "Cheers!"

[BURPS]

Excuse you, baby hippo.

DONALD:
Bye-bye, baby hippo.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

I'm back with Minnie and Daisy.

-Hi, boys!
-Hello, everybody.

Wow.

The clubhouse looks great.

You guys did a swell job cleaning up.

Thanks, Mickey.

I did it all myself.

Huh? What about me and Pluto?

-Yeah, yeah.
-Uh, I had some help.

[WHIMPERS]

A lot of help from my friends.

And you too!

So, Mickey, uh, where's our special guest?

Is it someone really special?

CLARABELLE:
I should say so!

Hello, everyone.
It's me, your special guest.

Mother Goose Clarabelle
and the Cluck-Cluck Trio.

[CLUCKING]

Today I'm going to sing one of my
very favorite rhymes of all time.

It's a little something I like to call:

"Cluck Cluck, Chick Chick."

♪ Cluck cluck, chick chick ♪

♪ Have you any corn? ♪

♪ Once I have enough
I shall blow my horn ♪

♪ Two bags, four bags, six bags, hooray! ♪

♪ I have enough for new muffins today ♪

♪ Cluck cluck, chick chick
Thank you for the corn ♪

♪ Stand back, everybody
Let me blow my horn ♪

[CLUCKING]

[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

You toot that horn, Mother Goosey!

Oh, thank you.

Now, why don't you all try
some of my brand-new Corn Moo Muffins.

I'm pretty sure I took out
all the jumping beans. Ha-ha.

Oh, my! I must have forgotten
about that one.

[CLUCKING]

Somebody do something!

One side, madam.
Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

MICKEY:
All that's left is a baseball glove.

We picked all our Mouseketools.

-Say...
DONALD: "Super cheers!"

I gotcha!

Donald Duck! My hero!

♪ Who's the one who's loved by all?
Who does things his own way? ♪

ALL:
♪ Donald Duck ♪

♪ And who's the one who's lots of fun ♪

-♪ Every single day? ♪
ALL: ♪ Donald Duck ♪

♪ And who's the one
Who took care of things ♪

♪ While Mickey was away? ♪

-♪ Me, Donald Duck! ♪
-♪ So let's all shout ♪

♪ About the duck
Who's one stupendous friend ♪

ALL:
♪ The duck! The duck! ♪

♪ Donald Duck! ♪

ALL:
Yay, Donald! Yay, Donald!

Yay, Donald Duck!

The one and only! Ha-ha-ha.

Thanks for helping Donald
take care of the clubhouse today.

Without you,
the place would have been a real mess.

-Hey.
-Ha-ha-ha.

Aw, only kidding, Donald.

So let's all stand up...

And do the Hot Dog Dance.

ALL:
♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKING RHYTHMICALLY]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears, it's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

Donald's Clubhouse was fun!

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

I hope you had fun too. Ha-ha-ha.

What a hot-dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

CLARABELLE:
My hero!

♪ Who's the one who's loved by all?
Who does things his own way? ♪

ALL:
♪ Donald Duck ♪

CLARABELLE:
♪ And who's the one who's lots of fun ♪

♪ Every single day? ♪

ALL:
♪ Donald Duck ♪

CLARABELLE: ♪ And who's the one
Who took care of things ♪

♪ While Mickey was away? ♪

DONALD:
Me, Donald Duck.

CLARABELLE:
♪ So let's all shout about the duck ♪

♪ Who's one stupendous friend ♪

ALL:
♪ The duck! The duck! ♪

♪ Donald Duck! ♪
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