03x25 - Goofy Babysitter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.
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03x25 - Goofy Babysitter

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Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you want to come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right. Let's go.

Aw, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

NARRATOR:
Roll call!

NARRATOR: Donald?
-Present!

NARRATOR: Daisy?
-Here!

NARRATOR: Goofy?
-Here!

NARRATOR:
Pluto?

NARRATOR: Minnie?
-Oh! Here!

NARRATOR: Mickey?
-Right here!

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY:
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!

GOOFY:
Goofy Babysitter.

Hi, everybody! Oh, you're just in time!

Today Mother Goose Clarabelle is
gonna perform some of her

favorite nursery rhymes.

[HAMMERING AND DRILLING]

Gee, I wonder what's making that sound?

♪ Knock knock! Knock knock ♪

♪ Gotta fix the Tick Tock ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Um, professor?

Whatcha doing?

Well, as you can see, Mickey,

I'm tuning up my Von Drake
Tick Tock Time Machine

to making sure it's in tip-topsy shape!

Oh, that's a very tricky ticky-tocky
machine, you know!

Remember the time ago when it accidentally

turned Goofy into the Goofy Baby?

[GIGGLING]

But the Professor wouldn't
want that to happen again.

It isn't easy taking care of babies!

Well, that should did it!

So, you gonna join us for Mother Goose
Clarabelle's Nursery Rhyme Show?

Oh, I would love to gonna join that,

but Von Drake very busy-busy, you see.

Today we is planting a hot dog tree

and also we are inventing a
toothbrush that brushes itself already!

Now, Mickey, while I am away, no one,

which means nobody ever at all,

should go traipsing inside the
Tick Tock Time Machine, please.

Sure thing, Professor!

Toodle-oo, see you later, crocodile!

Bye-bye! Whoo-hoo!

Bye-bye!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Hey! Come back here, Pluto!

Give me my hat!

Hey!

[PLUTO BARKING]

MINNIE:
Boys! Come back here!

Whoa! Don't go in there!

DAISY:
Donald! Pluto!

Hey everybody, the Professor
said not to go

inside his Tick Tock Time Machine!

Come on out!

I ought to help Mickey
get everybody out of there.

I sure don't want them
turning into Goofy Babies!

[HOLLERING]

Whew!

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

Uh-oh.

Goofy, we've gotta turn the machine off!

[MACHINE BUZZING]

[HIGH-PITCHED BARKING]

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

[GIGGLING]

Gosh!

[ALL GIGGLING]

[BARKING]

Whee!

Oh, goody!

[BARKING]

Mickey! We've got to turn everybody
back into themselves!

Hey you, come here!

Pluto!

Pluto!

Right, Goof. I'll call the professor!

He'll know what to do!

[LINE RINGING]

VON DRAKE [ON MESSAGE]:
The genius, Professor Ludwig Von Drake,

is not able to take your call.

So, leave a message after the
bibbity-bobbity-beep!

[BEEP]

Professor! Everybody's turned into a baby!

Please come back soon!

Mickey, uh, what're we gonna do
while we wait for the professor?

Well, maybe we should take our little pals
to Clarabelle's Nursery Rhyme Show.

That'll keep them busy!

[ALL GIGGLING]

Hold on there, kids!

Gee, we're gonna need more help.

Will you help us take care of
all our little pals today?

You will? Whew! That's a relief!

Let's get some Mouseke-toodlie-tools!

To the Mousekedoer!

♪ Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi
Mouseker-ho ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work it through-er ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Oh, Toodles
It's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

♪ Meeska, mooska, Mousekedoer! ♪

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools
Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

GOOFY:
A giant teddy bear! Aw, soft!

A baby rattle, to shake, shake, shake!

MICKEY:
A baby bottle with milk.

And the mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for meedles and youdles ♪

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles!"♪

♪ All we have to say is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪

Yippee! We're ready to baby-sit!

Huh? Gimme! Gimme!

Hey there, Donald Duckling.
Let's play nice.

Gimme the ball, please!

[BALL SQUEAKS]

No! Mine!

-Gimme ball!
-Whoa!

Oh, no! Mickey! Come back!

[BUZZING]

[GIGGLING]

Hot doggy!

Mickey Junior?

You betcha!

Gosh! Now everybody's a baby!

There's so many of them.

Five little pals!

One, two, three, four.

Hmm, I think we're missing somebody.

Who's not here?

Yup! Mickey, Jr. is missing!

Now, where could he be?

[GIGGLES]

What's that? You see Mickey, Jr.?

Where? Behind me?

Hmm, I don't see him.

Where is he?

[GIGGLES]

Hey! There you are!

You're as quiet as a mouse.

Hmm, we need something
to help us hear Mickey Jr.,

so we can find him wherever he goes!

Mouseketool!

Yup! That's just what we need!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

GOOFY:
Hmm, let's see.

We have a giant teddy bear, a baby rattle,

a baby bottle and the mystery Mouseketool.

What can we use to help us hear
Mickey, Jr. wherever he goes?

Yeah! The baby rattle makes
noise when you shake it!

We got ears, say "Cheers!"

Here you go, little Mickey.

Oh, boy!

Oh, Mickey! I'm ready for the theater.

Mother Goose Clarabelle!
Boy, am I glad to see you.

ALL:
Mother Goose Clarabelle!

Oh, what cute little...

Oh, my goodness!

What happened to everybody?

Well, you see, there was a little accident
with the Tick Tock Time Machine and...

Oh, that's okay, Goofy.

However it happened, I'm simply delighted!

These precious little darlings will be
perfect for my Nursery Rhyme Show!

They can be a part of it!

On to Mickey Park Theater, everyone!

All right, little ones, and big Goofy...

Remember, as I sing my favorite rhymes,

I want you all to have fun
playing out their stories.

-Ready?
-Oh, yeah!

ALL:
Yay!

[BARKING]

[CLEARING THROAT]

Mother Goose Clarabelle proudly presents

a new selection of nursery rhymes

and her troupe of toddler talent!

Hit it, boys!

♪ Mother Goose is here
To sing for you ♪

♪ With a hey diddle diddle
And a cock-a-doodle-doo ♪

Now, let's begin the show
with one of my favorite rhymes,

One, Two, Buckle My Stinky Shoe.

♪ One, two, buckle my stinky shoe ♪

[GROWLING]

[GASPING]

Oh, Puppy Pluto!

Don't worry. I'll get that old shoe back!

Oh, Pluto!

I'll trade you a bouncy ball
for the stinky shoe.

[BARKING]

CLARABELLE:
Oh, thank you, Goofy!

Now, let's begin
One, Two, Buckle My Stinky Shoe

one more time, please!

♪ One, two
Buckle my stinky shoe ♪

♪ Three, four
There's a knock at the door ♪

♪ Five, six, pick up the sticks ♪

How many sticks are there?
Let's all count!

ALL:
One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

♪ Put them in a crate ♪

♪ Nine, ten, let's do it again ♪

Come on and sing with us!

♪ One, two
Buckle my stinky shoe ♪

[CHUCKLES]

♪ Three, four
There's a knock at the door ♪

Who's there?

♪ Five, six
Pick up the sticks ♪

♪ Seven, eight
Put them in a crate ♪

♪ Nine, ten ♪

♪ Hooray, we did it ♪

♪ The end ♪

Hooray!

[ALL CHEERING]

♪ With a hey diddle-diddle
And a cock-a-doodle-doo ♪

♪ I have another marvelous rhyme for you ♪

-This one is called...
-I'm hungry!

Not right now, Donald Duckling.

I'm hungry!

In a minute, dear.

First, I'd like to do another
rhyme and then...

I'm hungry!

[HOLLERING]

Oh, my goodness!

We need something to feed Donald
Duckling and calm him down!

Maybe a Mouseke-bib.

I mean, a Mouseketool will help us!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

BOTH:
Oh, Toodles!

CLARABELLE: Ooh, we have
a giant teddy bear,

a baby bottle and the mystery Mouseketool.

What can we use to feed Donald Duckling?

GOOFY:
How about the baby bottle with milk?

That's always filling. And soothing too!

CLARABELLE:
Let's give it a try!

We've got ears, say "Cheers!"

[DONALD DUCK WAILING]

Here you go, sweetie.

[SLURPING]

[BELCHES]

Excuse you!

Now let's get back to the show!

Maestro?

♪ With a hey diddle-diddle
And a cock-a-doodle-doo ♪

♪ I have another marvelous rhyme for you ♪

This one is called:

Pat-a-Cake, Make a Moo Muffin!

Clap along with us!

♪ Pat a cake, pat a cake
Find a pan ♪

♪ Make me a muffin as fast as you can ♪

♪ Roll it, and pound it
That's all you have to do ♪

♪ Then put it in the muffin-maker ♪

♪ For me and you ♪

ALL:
Ooh! Ahh!

Oh, my goodness!

Moo Muffins galore!

Don't worry, Mother Goose
Clarabelle, I'll catch them!

Whoa! Hey! Got it!

Wow! Hey! Whoa!

[CHEERING]

Oh, Goofy!

Thank you for saving the show!

You're welcome! But we're gonna need
something to put all

these muffins in. And soon!

Quick! Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

GOOFY:
Okey-dokey, we have the giant teddy bear

and the mystery Mouseketool.

Can we use the teddy bear
to hold all the Moo Muffins?

Nope!

CLARABELLE: That means it's time
for the mystery Mouseketool!

Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool!"

ALL:
Mystery Mouseketool!

And today's mystery Mouseketool is...

GOOFY:
Right! It's a rocking cradle!

Can that hold all the Moo Muffins?

CLARABELLE:
It certainly can!

The Cradle will hold all the Moo Muffins.

Plus rocking the cradle
will cool them off!

Quite clever!

We've got ears, say "Cheers!"

GOOFY:
Rock and roll, Moo Muffins!

[CREAKING]

Now, that they've cooled off,
you can each have one!

♪ With a hey diddle-diddle
And a cock-a-doodle-doo ♪

♪ I have another marvelous rhyme for you ♪

This is my last rhyme
for today, and it's called,

Rub-a-Dub-Dub, How Many Rubber
Duckies Are in the Tub?

[QUACKING]

♪ Rub-a-dub-dub
Rub-a-dub-dub ♪

♪ How many rubber duckies
Are in the tub? ♪

♪ Let's count them all
Two at a time ♪

♪ Two, four, six, eight and ten ♪

♪ Let's count them again ♪

♪ Two, four, six, eight and ten ♪

♪ Hey, hey, we're done ♪

♪ Wasn't counting rubber
duckies lots a fun? ♪

It sure was!

BOTH:
Whee!

Hey there, little fellers! Cut that out!

[SPLUTTERING]

Good thing I needed a bath.

-How silly!
-That's funny!

Oh, you little darlings
were just wonderful!

Today's Nursery Rhyme Show
was a stupendous success!

[ALL YAWNING]

Gosh, the show must've tuckered them out.

They're sleepy-beepy!

Oh, my!

We'd better get these
sleepy-heads to the Clubhouse.

Yeah! And I'm hoping
the professor is back.

He needs to un-baby these babies
with his Tick Tock Machine!

[BABIES YAWNING]

Hmm. We need something soft and comfy
for all the little ones to sleep on.

Let's try a Mouseke-blankie.

Uh, I mean, a Mouseketool!

Everybody whisper, "Oh, Toodles!"

BOTH [QUIETLY]:
Oh, Toodles!

GOOFY: Gosh! The only Mouseketool
left is the giant teddy bear!

Is that soft enough
for the babies to sleep on?

Sure! It's snuggly soft!

CLARABELLE: We've picked
all our Mouseketools!

Say "Super cheers!"

[ALL YAWNING]

Close your eyes.

It's sleepy-time!

♪ Good night, sleep tight ♪

♪ Don't let the Silly Gilly Gumble bite ♪

♪ That can't happen, take it from me ♪

♪ There's no such thing ♪

♪ As a Silly Gilly Gumble, you see ♪

♪ Good night, sleep tight ♪

♪ And everything will be all right ♪

[ALL SNORING]

Oh, aren't they all adorable?

Whee!

Huh?

Oh, I wasn't sleeping.

I, Professor Ludwig,
is back to save the day!

I just got Mickey's message about
everyone turning into babies!

So, I rushed right over!

Well, look at that, how cute they are!

[ALL GREETING]

But we mustn't
dilly-dally-dilly-dilly-dilly.

We need to turn them back
to the way they was before.

Could you help me put the kiddies on the
left side of the Tick Tock Time Machine?

Which side is the left side? Hmm?

Why, yes! How smart you are!

♪ You go in one way on the left ♪

♪ You come out different
On the right ♪

♪ You go in on the left ♪

♪ And come out on the right ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, isn't this excitement?

Whoo, boy, I hope it works. Knock wood!

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

[CHIMING AND BUZZING]

Bye-bye!

So long!

[BARKING]

Hi, everybody!

-Oh, my!
-We're all grown up again!

-Hooray!
-Uh-huh.

My Tick Tock Time Machine
works like a champ!

So I, Professor Ludwig Von Drake,
am still a wunderkind.

That means "genius," you know.

Thanks for helping Goofy Babysitter
take care of his little pals today!

And thank you all for being
part of my Nursery Rhyme Show!

Come on, everybody! Let's all stand up

and do the Hot Dog Dance!

♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKING RHYTHMICALLY]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Gosh! We sure had fun
at the clubhouse today.

And now we get to have more fun!

Yippee!

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by!

CLARABELLE: Do you remember how many
friends turned into babies today?

GOOFY: Right! Five friends
turned into five little pals!

Can you name them all?

[BARKING]

MINNIE:
Pluto!

MICKEY:
Minnie!

DONALD:
Daisy!

DAISY:
Donald!

MICKEY:
And me!

I mean, Mickey!

See you real soon!
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