01x10 - Shades Of Gray

[bunniefuu]

[School bell ringing]

Aaah!

Aaah!

Moving! Gotta keep moving!

That's it, fenton! Run!

But I'm taking this "d" I got on our spelling test

Out of your hide!

Every time he fails, he comes after me!

Arrrggh!

Hey, valerie!

Like, I so much love that top!

Isn't it suh-weet?

$, And worth

Every one of my dad's pennies.

[Screeching]

Aaah!

Aah!

Please hurt the unpopular boy for me.

Hey, accidents happen.

Grrr! All right, all right!

Fenton!

[Gasping]

[Growling]

Aaah! Aaah!

Wait a minute.

I have ghost powers!

[Panting] man! That was close.

[Gasps]

[Panting]

It's like dash, but with better breath.

Now this I can handle!

[Growling]

Or not!

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, phantom, phantom ♪

♪ Yo, danny fenton, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ Designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ But then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ And it was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

Damon: digital surveillance,

Retina-scanning access portals,

Titanium doors, laser deterrents.

As promised, this is the most secure facility

In the united states.

Well done, damon.

You can feel free to bill me

The remainder of your fee.

Which means I can replace this top.

It's good to know that those smelly security dogs

Are now a thing of the past.

[Dog barking]

[Grunting]

What are you?

Aah!

I'll tell you what I'm not:

Coated in dog saliva.

Aah!

[Growling]

Bad dog! No! Get back here!

[Munch]

Come on!

Whoa! Slow down!

Halt! Halt!

Aah! Cut it out, you stupid mutt!

Stand back, everybody.

This state-of-the-art security system

Can stop anything.

[Alarm going off]

Except a pasty-faced teenager and his dog.

I'm fired, aren't i?

You're not just fired, you're ruined.

Whoa, talk about rock bottom.

They're selling everything they own in a yard sale.

I feel bad. If I could've stopped that ghost dog,

None of this would've happened.

She's having a hard week,

Which means I can catch her on the rebound. Suh-weet!

Hey, val. I heard what happened.

Oh, great. Word's already oozed down

To the bottom of the social grapevine.

Hey, come on. I know you're upset,

But he just wants to help.

We all do.

I don't.

Most of us do. More than /.

Thanks, but I'll pass.

[Gasps] I'm gonna have to pass, too.

[Engine starts]

[Crash]

[Horn honking]

[Sniffing]

How'd you get out of the ghost zone?

[Growling]

[Panting]

Well, ghost dogs are a lot more entertaining

Than regular dogs.

Oh, great. Invisible dog doo.

Whatever you are, get out of here.

You and your stupid dog have done enough.

[Panting and yapping]

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Come on, not again!

Aah! Oof!

Nice boy! Nice boy!

Down! Down, boy! Down, boy! Down, boy!

What's going on here?

I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.

[Panting]

Ok, cujo, in you go.

[Yapping]

Blecch. That's it. I'm getting a hamster.

[Panting]

Girl: oh, my gosh.

Wait till you see what I'm wearing to the concert.

I'm gonna look better than ever.

Man, I've been waiting weeks for this.

Dumpty humpty rocks.

♪ Bwa-na-na-na- na-na-na-- ♪

Hey, val, we're down for the concert, right?

Sorry, guys.

I had to sell my ticket online

To help pay for the moving truck.

Things are kind of tight now, you know?

No. Nuh-uh.not really.

And speaking of tight...

[Danny and tucker gobbling]

[Gasps] I get it.

Hey, valerie, did you at least

Sell your tickets to somebody cool?

We don't want to have to sit next to

Any losers at the concert.

Whoa. [Gulps] brutal.

Did you see that?[Laughing]

Valerie just got scorched by her friends.

Maybe she needs better friends.

My thoughts exactly.

What do you want?

I, uh, I was wondering if--if

You wanted to join me--us for lunch.

I--i mean, since you're...

[Growling]

I'm already aware of my sudden outcast status,

But thanks for reminding me.

[Teeth chattering] but--

Can you please just leave me alone?

I want to enjoy my bag lunch in peace.

[Munch]

[Growling]

Aah!

[Dog barking]

[All screaming]

[Growling]

You're not much of a dog catcher.

Yeah, no kidding. Who let the dogs in?

See, the song is "who let the dogs out?"

But I said, "who let the dogs in?"

I'll be right back.

Bring some new jokes.

[Growling]

Aah! [Munch]

Aah!

[Growling]

Nice pooch. Easy.

That lady isn't edible,

And neither is anything she cooks.

[Crash]

And neither am i.

It's still good. Who wants seconds?

Ghost. Heh heh. What are you gonna do, huh?

Ghost? Oh, my gosh!

Ghost!

Damon: great news, sweetheart.

I'm getting one last chance.

I convinced them to let me guard

What's left of the research lab

While they rebuild.

Oh, that's great!

How many of your employees can you put on it?

I don't have any more employees.

I have to guard it myself, at night, in that.

Nice. And if things get worse,

You can use that outfit to deliver packages.

Which reminds me.

This arrived while you were at school today.

From wisconsin.

[Watch beeping] whoa. Don't want to be late.

Bye, sweetie. [Kiss]

[Door opens and closes]

"Heard about your recent ghost troubles."

Don't know who you are, vlad,

But if this thing does what I think it does,

I can't say that I care.

[Crash] damon: valerie!

I'm ok!

I'm telling you, this is one bad dog!

No matter how many times I toss him into the ghost zone,

He digs his way out through the fenton portal

And he comes back to me!

Well, you're the only other ghost in the area,

So train him!

Ghost dog or not, he's still a dog.

I think. Good luck.

Where are you going?

Hello? I can't be seen

Hanging out with a ghost kid.

Here.

Ok, let's get to it, then.

"A dog's hearing is much more acute than a human's."

Which means...

[Whistles]

"Hand signals, along with vocal commands,

Can be a powerful combination." Stop!

[Panting]

That's weird.

This dog's already trained.

[Yapping] uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

Sort of.

A boy and his dog.

Somehow it's not supposed to be this freaky. Huh?

Uhh! Uhh!

Stay.

What the heck was that?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Aah!

Huh?

Aaah!

Computer voice: rider absent.

Corrective piloting program initiated.

Rider: aaah!

Yeah! Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

[Squawk]

Wow! Nice aim!

First day with the new weapons?

Ow! That hurt!

Wait a minute. That hurt.

Oh, don't worry, ghost kid.

It won't hurt long,

Because you are going down.

Because you are going down.

[Growling] aah!

Aah!

Whoa! Ohh!

Come back!

Aaah!

Uhh.

[Gasps]

Who is that?

That's an awesome outfit.

Don't know. Don't care.

See the ball, boy?

Fetch! [Growling]

[Barking]

Oh, man. She's coming.

Sam, hurry!

No time!

No escaping me now, ghost boy.

[Kiss][muffled speech]

Both: aah!

Do you mind?

Oh, gross. Loser love.

I always knew you two geeks would end up together.

That sounded like valerie.

Danny? Danny?

You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?

No, why? Did you?

Wait. You guys kissed?

Both: no. It was a fake-out make-out.

But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right?

Maybe I should try that on--valerie.

Hi.

Ok, guys. See ya.

"Ghost hunter's almanac"?

"Ghost k*lling for dimwits"?

When did you get so interested in ghosts?

When they ruined my life.

You know, I happen to know a thing or two about ghosts.

Please. I'm broke.

I'm not stupid.

But seriously, did you know danny's parents

Are professional ghost hunters?

No, I didn't know that.

Hey, tucker, do you want to carry my books for me?

Great. My best friend has a crush

On a ghost hunter.

That's life. Well, your life, anyway.

[Blows whistle]

Danny, will you relax?

How can I relax?

That stupid ghost dog could be anywhere.

Not to mention, I have no idea

How valerie became a ghost hunter.

Hey, guys, can we join you?

Both: no.

Of course we can.

So, tucker tells me your parents hunt ghosts.

Did he, now? What else did he tell you?

[Referee blows whistle]

[Crash] [dog barking

[Barking]

Aah!

[Barking]

[All screaming]

[Gasps][barking]

[Barking]

[Panting]

You're looking for something?

What are you looking for?

Sam was right.

Ghost dog or not,

You're still a dog,

And you're looking for something.

[Yelps]

[Gasps]

Say good-bye, ghost boy.

Huh?

Oh, come on, you stupid thermos!

Oh, my gosh, danny's in trouble!

News flash. That's your girlfriend.

That's awesome! Hey, valerie, wait up!

[Crash]

Great outfit.

Huh?

You should be safe here until help comes.

Get me down. Get me down

So I can destroy you.

Tucker, you can't still like her.

Why not? For once, a girl I like

Likes me back.

Why can't you just roll with that?

Not everybody has to like you, danny. Don't you trust me?

You? Yes. It's your hormones I worry about.

[Gasps]

Valerie and danny: may I be excused?

Girls at our school,

And he's got to have a crush on

The one with the weapons and the grudge.

Yaaa!

All this is my fault, sort of.

I suppose I should do something to help valerie,

After I figure out what to do with you.

Go on, boy. Go get it!

I mean, fetch![Panting]

[Yapping]

[Yapping]

The lab?

What you're looking for is in there?

Somebody's coming!

I appreciate the second chance, sir.

As long as nothing else happens,

We'll see about reinstating your contract.

I knew we never should have

Gotten rid of those guard dogs.

Valerie's dad? Oh, great.

We're here. Where's man's best friend?

[Whistles]

[Growling]

Relax. I'm on your side.

Yeah, so he says.

Hey, I'm the one that knocked out

The security camera, remember?

Ok. Good news, there's only one guard.

Bad news, it's valerie's dad.

Both: ouch.

So I think it's safer if I go down there myself.

The fenton fisher should make a good leash.

You guys watch the dog.

Sam: we will.

From way up here.

[Growling]

Think I'll go pick us up a late-night snack.

Will you be ok, honey?

You got stuff to do?

I'm fine, daddy.

I've got everything I need

Right here.

Aah!

Valerie?i'm ok.

I wish I knew what I was looking for.

Uhh!

Uhh!

[Gasps]

Back to the scene of the crime?

I really hate to do this, but...

Yeah? Well, I don't!

Aaah!

Tucker: what was that?

-To- says it's your girlfriend.

[Dog growling]

[Sighs] this is why I'm a cat person.

You're a pretty lousy sh*t.

That's because I'm not trying to hit you.

Can't we talk?

I'm done talking.

Yaaa! [Growling]

Whoooaaa!

Let me go!

Yeah, you're welcome.

[Alarm going off]

Valerie!

Valerie: you and your stupid dog ruined everything,

And you're gonna pay,

You and every ghost like you.

That ought to do it.[Growling]

Aaah!

Ooh!

Uhh!

An old kennel?

This must be where they kept all the guard dogs.[Squeak]

Huh?

[Squeak]

Aaah![Growling]

Danny: here, boy!

Is this what you've been looking for?

[Panting]

[Barking]

[Growling]danny: no, no, no! It's ok!

Does you want your squeaky?

Huh? Oh, does you?

Here you go. Now, please, just go home

And stay there!

[Growling]

Look, I know you're angry,

But that's not my dog,

And I'm sorry about whatever happened to you.

Not all ghosts are evil.

Yeah?

Uhh!

And not all humans are saps, huh?

[Gasps]

Good-bye, ghost boy.damon: valerie?

Oh, no! My dad!

I can't let him see me like this!

I'm sorry, but I can't help you there.

Maybe danny can't help her, but I can.

[Alarm going off]

What are you doing here?

Um, hoping for a fake-out make-out?

Damon: ahem.

Uh, heh, hi. You must be her dad.

You're bigger than I thought you'd be.

Well, at least we know

We're secure against teenagers,

But you're still on thin ice.

[School bell ringing]

Know where the dog went?

Nope. Gonna play it a little safer

Now that valerie the ghost slayer is around?

Yep.

Danny: I just wish I knew where she got those weapons.

Or that costume.

A costume that stylin' had to cost something, you know?

Well, I don't know where she got the weapons,

But I think I know where she got some extra cash.

Remember those concert tickets

She sold on the internet?

You bought her tickets?

[Playing rock music]

I can't believe we're sitting next to those losers!