01x13 - Fright Knight

[bunniefuu]

[Growling]

Unh!

You're one slippery ghost eel,

But I bet you don't know this trick.

[Growls]

Ok. Maybe you do.

Aah!

Ohh!

Grr!

Yaah!

Defacing my letter jacket?

That's a violation punishable by wedgie!

Lancer: "grapes of wrath!" Break it up.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't suspend you both

For fighting on school property.

Uh, I'm a football star.

True. Still, I must at least pretend to be fair,

And you two need a more creative outlet

For your aggressions.

As you know, every year, one of the faculty

Puts together a haunted house party

At the abandoned townsend place.

This year, it's my turn,

And I am bound and determined to decorate it

Better than mrs. Tetslaff did last year.

[cr*ck]

Fat chance. You'll never outdo

My frankengertudestein monster. Hmm.

Welcome aboard team lancer, gentlemen.

Scariest room avoids detention--

Football star or not.

Scary? Haunted house?

This is great.

I am going to totally kick his butt.

You think so, fen-tons-o'-fun?

How about a little side bet?

Sure.

If I win, you have to

Run through the school parking lot in your underwear.

Ok. And when you taste defeat,

You have to eat these!

[Screaming]

I don't know what's scarier, the underwear

Or the fact that he carries them around in his coat.

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, danny phantom ♪

♪ Yo, danny fenton, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ Designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all because he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit ♪

♪ Then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ Phantom, phantom

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow-white hair

♪ And glowing green eyes

♪ He could walk through walls ♪

♪ Disappear, and fly

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ It was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all because he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all because he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all because he's ♪

♪ Danny phantom

♪ He's a phantom, he's a phantom ♪

♪ Danny phantom

♪ Phantom, phantom

Danny: what if we did something with skeletons?

See? How scary is that?

On a scale of not to ? Not.

How about this?

Whoo! Whoo!

Lame.

Oh, man.

Halloween's a week away,

And I still don't have a clue

What I'm gonna do for my haunted house room.

Which is why I picked this up

At the old bookshop where I like

To skulk and lurk.

He's the age-old spirit of halloween.

Legend has it that if his sword,

The soul shredder, cuts through you,

You get teleported to a dimension

Where you live out your worst fear.

Wait a minute.

I've seen this before.

Look familiar?

It matches the map we've been making of the ghost zone.

This is great! He's a ghost,

And he's the spirit of halloween!

That means I can take the best ideas

From this guy and fuse them

Into my haunted house room.

Sam: and by fuse you meant

Totally rip off?

Danny!

Well, it's not about being original.

It's about not eating dash's underwear.

I am the fright knight!

Tremble before the soul shredder!

It slices, it dices, it creates your worst fear.

Now how much would you pay?

For this thing? About cents.

Now if you'll excuse me.

I'm a little late to start scamming some free candy.

Got my route plotted out for o.c.p.--

Optimum chocolate payload.

You want to steer clear of the red zone.

Nothing but fresh fruit and granola bars

In the red zone.

So where's your costume?

Got to travel light if you want maximize your haul.

Come on, baby!

Hit me with something sweet.

Aah!

Ha ha! Look at that, baby!

The fenton foamer works like a charm.

I know! There was a ghost reading

In this very room seconds ago,

And now the room is clean.

Speak for yourself.

If anybody needs me,

I'll be at a different doorway every seconds.

Isn't he a little old

To be walking around in public

In a stupid costume?

Mom, dad, what are you doing?

Decontaminating the area, son.

You know how ectostorms always flare up

Around halloween, danny.

This is all very riveting--

And by riveting I mean dull with a capital "d"--

But you guys need to leave

Before lancer thinks you're helping me.

Lancer? Hey, this isn't

Some sort of antidetention project, is it?

No, no, no, no.

Um, I'm just finally starting

To get interested in ghosts

Like my old man.

Finally. If I didn't consider it a sign of weakness,

I'd weep with joy.

Decorated room,

Faked out parents.

Only thing left to do is check out

What dash's lame theme is,

Then spend the rest of the night gloating.

The spa of doom.

Quite impressive, mr. Baxter.

And I must admit, your knowledge

Of audio-animatronic technology

Is very impressive.

What else do you have for me?

A -minute presentation about the horrors of athlete's foot.

Well, let's make it snappy.

My guests arrive at midnight, you know.

You will love the tunnel of fungus.

Man, that is cool!

And, man, that's not.

I've got to do something fast,

Or it's tighty whiteys for dessert.

Desperate times

Call for desperate measures.

Aah!

Oh, right.

Rule number one, in the ghost zone,

Ghosts can be hurt.

Wait a minute. That's right.

Ghosts can be hurt here...

But humans have it made.

[Grunting]

[Grr]

This place gives me the creeps,

Which means it will scare the pants off of lancer.

[Skeletons growling]

You guys need to eat more red meat.

Hyah!

Uh, that's right.

You know badness when you see it.

What?

Aah!

You fool! You have released me.

Return to me my sword

So my reign of terror can begin anew.

I can bring the sword back by midnight,

But the reign of terror's kind of a deal breaker.

It was not a request, whelp.

It was a demand!

[Neighing]

[Neighing]

Whoa. Ectostorm's flaring up.

Better alert the local townsfolk.

Code , code , code !

This is not a drill.

Repeat, this is not a drill.

Weird costumes. What are they, plumbers?

Is, uh, is this thing on?

[Horse neighing]

Yes! Home, sweet, home.

Phew.

Aah!

Where is he?

Aah!

You think that's scary?

Get a load of this.

You went into the ghost zone

And stole the fright knight's sword?

Stole, borrowed-- semantics.

You worry too much.

[Growling]

Aah! Zombies!

Maybe I should give this thing back.

Lancer: mr. Fenton,

It's time.

Right after lancer judges my room.

Besides, what's the worst that could happen?

Free!

And once I regain possession of my sword,

I will transform this world into my own personal pantheon of terror,

And then I will rule!

[Horse neighing]

Sam: uh, mr. Lancer.

[Moaning]

I don't know if it's safe in here.

That's right, sam.

[Groan]

[Glass breaks]

Nothing is safe

Inside danny fenton's room of doom!

Enter if you dare.

[Squeak]

I'll have you know I don't fall

For cheap theatrics...

And I don't scare easily.

But you're off to a promising start.

Uh, heh heh. All part of the show.

Aah! Zombies! Ghosts!

I know that terror.

It carries the scent of my blade.

[Neighs]

Aah!

You! Tell me

Where are you running from?

Maple street.

Yes. Upon yonder hill lies the instrument

Of my ultimate ascendancy,

My soul shredder.

[Roars]

[Growls]

[Screaming]

[Growling]

This is only the beginning.

Tucker: hey, danny,

Is that you?

Child, you may want to show

A little more respect to your future ruler.

Yeah, yeah, very scary.

The fake horse is pretty neat, though.

What's it made out of, flaming bed sheets?

Flaming bed sheets of death!

Whoa! I'm running late.

I got to be at the hendersons' in --

I am the fright knight,

The spirit of halloween!

Aw, man. Why'd you do that?

And once this ectostorm touches

Every corner of this globe,

All these transformations will be permanent,

And this shall be my new domain!

Now, take me to my sword!

You're not danny, are you?

This has potential.

Sticky, gross, I like it!

[Hissing]

Danny, you might want to end this

Before things spin out of control.

I will as soon as lancer declares me the winner.

[Hissing]

Ok. I'm mildly impressed.

A few more surprises, and you might have this thing wrapped up.

Yes! I'll take mildly impressed.

That's my cue to clean up.

[Squeak]

[Growling]

Sam, catch!

Aah!

[Screeching]

See? I told you I had everything under control.

We've got enough fenton foamers to keep lancer safe,

And as soon as he says the words, "danny wins"...

[Growling]

I'll toss the sword back into the ghost zone.

[Boom]

[Neighing]

Hmm. That's one fancy flaming robot.

Danny, whatever you do, don't let him get the sword!

Silence, whelp!

Aah!

Unh!

Hi. Come here often?

Tuck!

My sword!

At last!

Ha!

That's certainly exciting,

But is it scary?

Lancer?

Where'd he go?

Yes. It's scary.

It's very scary.

Yaah. Yaah!

Too scary. Ohh!

Mr. Lancer?

What did you do to him?

I sent him to where all who feel

The sting of my blade are sent,

A dimension where his worst fears come to life.

Yes! This contest is so mine!

Uh, I mean, bring him back, you fiend!

Aah!

Listen to the sound of your doom.

Soon, my storm shall consume this planet.

The world will be forever transformed,

And no one can stop me!

Not if I can help it.

Which apparently I can't.

Danny, look out!

Tucker, no!

No phones, no games,

No pdas,

And no clothes?!

All my technology useless.

Noooo!

Hyah!

Aah!

Doesn't anything work on this guy?

There must be something in this book

That tells us how to b*at him.

Perhaps, but you will never find it.

Sam, look out!

Aah!

Darn it! That bookstore has

A no-return policy.

I'm so sorry.

I wanted to win so bad,

But not this bad.

Stop b*ating yourself up over it

And start b*ating him.

It's the only way we'll be able

To get tucker and lancer back safe

And get everything back to normal.

Aah!

Aah!

Come on. Show me a weakness,

A vulnerability, anything.

Aha!

"To cease the storm, to end the fear,

The sword must sheathe in pumpkin near."

Pumpkin near!

Danny, you've got to put the sword

Back in a pumpkin.

A pumpkin?

There are no pumpkins in the room.

No pumpkins in the room?

It's halloween. What am i, an idiot?

You have to find another pumpkin fast.

That's the only thing that can stop the sword's power.

Aah!

Strike ! Way to whiff, mr. October!

Aah!

Come on, danny. You can do it.

Hyah! Aah!

"To cease the storm,

"To end the fear...

"The sword must sheathe"...

"In pumpkin near!"

Aah!

Oww!

Hyah!

What?

Unh! Trick and treat, buckethead.

Told you I'd have it back by midnight.

No. No! No!

This ghost front is coming

From the direction of maple street!

Maple, eh?

I could have sworn it was coming

From that spooky house

With the big, swirly cloud overhead.

Ohh! That's where danny is.

Then let's shake a tail feather, mama!

Our boy's in danger!

Aah!

[Barking]

[Neighing]

It's sucking everything into the ghost zone.

It's working! Aah!

Sam!

I will have my vengeance. Mark my words!

Yes! Sweet, beautiful technology,

You're mine once again!

Mr. Fenton, I have to say that was

The most horrifying thing I have ever seen.

You win!

Ha ha! Yes!

Take that, tetslaff!

Mr. Lancer, wait up.

I can see it now, tetslaff.

Mr. Lancer, wait. I have to be honest.

I cheated.

Cheated?

Well, I borrowed-- stole some

Of my parents' technology.

Sam: you mean this stuff, like the fenton foamer,

Which causes a psychosomatic reaction

In whomever's exposed to it,

Causing them to experience

Their worst fear?

Yeah. That.

Daniel, the good news for you is,

I don't care.

I have two scary rooms,

And it's midnight.

Let the party begin!

Jack and maddie: nobody move!

Aah!

Tetslaff: ha! Nice theme, lancer--

Early oil spill.

Come on. Let's get out of here.

Changed my mind. Dash wins.

I'll see you in detention, fenton.

What? This was some sort

Of antidetention scheme.

Well, you're in a lot of trouble, mister.

You don't know the half of it.

Salt.

Pepper.

Clothespin.

Bon appetighty whitey, loser.