01x15 - Public Enemies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Danny Phantom". Aired: April 3, 2004 – August 24, 2007.*
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Series follows Danny Fenton, a teenage boy who, after an accident with an unpredictable portal between the human world and the "Ghost Zone", becomes a human-ghost hybrid and takes on the task of saving his town (and the world) from subsequent ghost att*cks using an evolving variety of supernatural powers.
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01x15 - Public Enemies

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You'll never take me alive, coppers.

You're a ghost.

Well, you'll still never take me.

Ooh!

That's the last one, walker.

All the escaped prisoners have been rounded up.

All but one...

Which brings us to you, wulf.

[Growling]

He's tearing a hole out of our dimension.

He's gonna escape.

No, he's not.

That would be against the rules.

Aah!

Walker: that's a nifty little power you have, wulf--

The ability to claw into the real world at will.

It's one of the reasons I need you.

You want that collar off, don't you?

[Growls]

I've got one more perp to catch--

Half kid, half ghost.

[Sniffs]

[Speaks esperanto]

Destroy him? No.

I want revenge,

And I need him alive for that.

And since this danny phantom set my prisoners free,

I want to turn his world into the prison he escaped.

Take my crew.

Cause as much havoc as you can

And sniff this kid out for me,

And you'll be free of me forever.

Do we have a deal?

[Growls]

Ghosts!

[People screaming]

[Siren]

Ha ha ha!

Whoa! Aah!

Oh, man, I've never seen

This many ghosts attacking at once.

I'm gonna need a bigger thermos.

And a paramedic.

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, danny phantom ♪

♪Yo, danny fenton, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch them all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ Then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything ch-changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow-white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ It was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch them all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's gonna catch them all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch them all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's a phantom ♪

♪ Danny phantom ♪

Woman: this was the scene in amity park last night

As ghosts-- that's right, ghosts--

Caused hundreds of thousands in damage.

I'm shelley makamoto,

And this is "ghost watch," day two.

Now, I know you kids are scared

Because ghosts are scary, scary things,

But I came to your school not because this is a great photo opportunity...

But because you children are our future...

Voters. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

And now I'd like to turn this over to principal ishiyama,

Who is here to inform you of some exciting rules and restrictions.

This is going to end badly.

Due to the continuing and escalating ghost thr*at,

Here's the way we're going to limit your freedom.

: Students are to have no contact with these spirits.

: All students will be escorted to their homes

Directly after school,

And : by order of the mayor's new security advisor,

A : curfew.

A curfew?

An escort?

Ok. Who's the idiot security advisor

Who came up with those lame ideas?

Fear not, young ones.

We're here to make sure this school is prepared

For any ghost emergency.

You must be cautious.

At any time, one of these ectoplasmic malefactors--

Hi, sweetie!--

Could appear out of nowhere.

Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us?

Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us.

[Sniffs]

[Growling]

All right, wulf. You know what to do.

Sniff out the people he's been in contact with.

While we take over everyone wulf sniffs out.

I don't care if he knows wulf is there,

But the rest of you, I want hidden.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, no. You have got to be kidding me.

Here? Now?

[Growling]

Aah! Aah!

[Howling]

Yikes! It's a ghost att*ck!

[Growls]

[Growls]

Yaah! Aah!

Where's danny?

I think he's trying to go ghost,

But there are too many people around.

[Gasp]

There's so many ghosts in here, my ghost sense is going crazy.

Aah!

Uh!

[Speaks esperanto]

Maddie: get away from him.

Hey, I wanted to do that.

When did you learn to sh**t that good?

What, do you think I sit home and invent new cookies all day?

Speaking of which, can I have another one

Of those butterscotch caramel apple doodles?

He's making a break for it.

I want to keep an eye on these two.

They may be of use to us.

Come on.

It's a pull, jack.

Well, she might.

[Growls]

"Bridget jones's diary," fenton,

Stop your screaming and get over there into the safe area.

Girl: holy cow, it was just so scary.

All I'm saying is, mom and dad are going to be very busy,

And I have a lot of homework to do tonight,

So I'm not going to be able to keep an eye on you all night.

I'm going to have to trust you to stay in your room

And be so quiet, it's like you're not even there.

What are you getting at?

The first official after-school meeting

Of the amity park ghostketeers

Is now in session.

[Gasp]

I dub thee ghostketeer number one.

If you need me, I'll be in my room

Being so quiet, it's like I'm not even there.

Come on, danny.

Join us in singing our ghostketeer battle song.

Ahem.

♪ G-h-o

Oh, you've seen a ghost.

♪ S-t-k-a

"Eh?" You've seen a canadian ghost?

♪ A-t-double-e-r

♪ S

Ugh.

All right! Cool, man.

Yay! Ha ha ha! Yeah!

All right, kids.

Hurry up and eat your nutritious meal.

Hi, sweetie.

Here's a nutritious bag lunch.

Jack, hit it.

Ha!

This portable ghost shield only has enough power

For minutes, so chew.

Chew like the wind.

Danny, you ok?

Why would I not be, just because the town is on high alert,

My parents are at my school...

[Gulp]

And I'm chewing so fast, I think I just swallowed my spork?

There we go.

All I know is, as soon as I get free minutes,

I'm gonna toss that blabbering hairball who started this

Back into the ghost zone.

I said, keep chewing!

I don't think it was blabber.

I think it was esperanto.

Esper--wha' wha'?

Esperanto,

An artificial language from the s.

Now its only purpose is to give geeks

A secret language to talk to other geeks.

[Speaks esperanto]

[Speaks esperanto]

Ha ha!

I couldn't tell what that ghost was screaming,

But he looked scared, like he wanted help.

[Growls]

[Gasp]

Oh, no. Here? Again?

But we're chewing like the wind inside an antighost zone.

Where could the ghost be?

Survey says...behind us.

[Sobbing]

[Both gasp]

[Growls]

Aah!

You're using the collar? Walker said--

Walker isn't here. Get it!

If anybody asks where I am, lie.

I'm going gho--

Danny! Hi.

Are you hiding here?

I'll go hide over there.

Uh, ok.

Now I'm going ghost.

Uh!

Jack: one blast, and you'll find yourself

Teleported back to that empty little dimension you call home.

Danny. Uh, oops.

Whoa!

Waah! Aah!

Whoa. Portable ghost portal? Oh, great.

Aah!

You're big, you're hairy, and you're a ghost,

But if walker's g*ons are after you,

You can't be all bad.

Go, ghost stinger!

Yaah!

Yaah!

[Growls]

Friend.

Uh, friend?

[Sniffs]

All right. Nobody move.

As soon as I get this thing untangled,

You two beasties are going down.

Don't worry. He's not much of a thr*at.

Now, if my mom were here, then we'd be in trouble.

[Speaks esperanto]

Whoa!

Oh, man!

You are so not getting anything for mother's day.

Come on!

Tucker: I think this is a really bad idea.

Sam: well, he can't stay at danny's,

Not with it being ghostketeer central.

Besides, you're the only one of us who sort of understands him,

And we need to get that collar off.

[Growls]

Aah!

He said not to touch that.

Really? I must have missed the subtext.

I got to get my fenton thermos out of my locker.

In the meantime, see if you can find out what walker is up to.

So...what's walker up to?

[Speaks esperanto]

[Speaking esperanto]

Ha ha ha!

You have no idea what he just said, do you?

Not a clue.

Here we go.

Dash: ok. Listen up.

Is everybody clear with the plan?

Paulina: yes, yes.

It should all go down tomorrow after the town meeting.

The town meeting?

What town meeting?

Uh!

Uh!

Walker? Got you, punk.

Ha ha ha!

Danny: walker?

Let me go.

How does it feel-- no place to run, no place to hide?

I'm gonna turn your whole world against you,

And by the time I'm done,

You're gonna beg for the safety of my prison

In the ghost zone, where you belong.

The only thing I'm begging for...

Aah!

Is for you to try some mouthwash.

Oh, don't just stand there gawking at me.

Get him!

Yaah!

Ooh!

Yaah!

Ooh!

[Crash]

Aah!

Aah!

Whoa!

Paulina: aah!

You can't get away from me.

Wow.

I waited all puberty for a girl to say that to me,

And now it's a complete bummer.

Aah!

[All growling]

Ghost shield. Ghost shield.

[Ding]

Should we go after him?

No. No. It's that antighost dome.

We can't get in, but he can't get out,

And by tomorrow,

This place will be under complete lockdown.

I need to put the final phase of my plan into action

And tie up some loose ends.

Agh!

Uh!

You've outlived your usefulness, wulf.

Good-bye. [Beep]

Aah!

That collar. It's hurting him.

What did you think it was, a fashion accessory?

We have to get it off.

Aah!

Aah! Uhh!

[Beeps]

[Speaks esperanto]

Of course you're free. You--

You're welcome!

We should call danny.

Man: :-- curfew time.

Lights out, phones off,

Technology down, computers off.

It's too dangerous for us to take you home, sam.

You'll have to stay here.

And so we know you kids are safe,

Your mom and I will stay in the room with you.

All right. Next time, we take the extradimensional fugitive to my place.

[Growls]

Aah! I fell asleep?

At least the shield is still up...

[Gasp]

And it's :?

Morning, sleeping beauty.

How did you guys get in?

The shield is still up.

Hey, it's a ghost shield,

Not a human shield.

Walker is overshadowing everybody around me.

I think he's trying to turn everyone in town against me.

Well, that would explain this.

We only have one piece of business today--

Defeating the ghosts that infest our town.

And to do that, I'm calling for a vote

To cede all ghost policing and security decisions

To maddie fenton.

I mean jack--jack fenton,

The completely competent jack fenton.

There you go!

And we've located the ghost responsible

For all the terror inflicted on our town--

This one.

[All gasp]

You know, I have to say,

As far as evil master plans go,

This one is pretty thorough.

It's not funny, tuck.

I'm getting my butt kicked all over the place--

At school, at home, and now this?

I'll be public ghost enemy number one.

Here you go, buddy. You're gonna need this.

Are you nuts?

If I leave this house, I'm dead.

Danny, you've got to do something.

If you don't, who will?

Montez: order! Order!

All in favor of declaring martial law

And allowing the completely competent jack fenton

To mobilize a massive ghost hunt,

Please say--

I might be too young to vote,

But I'm casting one, anyway.

[All screaming]

You people have to listen to me.

I'm on your side.

You're not fooling anybody, ghost kid.

You are going down...

As soon as I untangle this thing.

My parents might be overshadowed,

But this should harmlessly push the ghosts out of them.

Aah! Uh!

[All screaming]

Or they could not be overshadowed,

And I could have totally ticked them off.

[Whirring]

Huh! Ha!

Aah!

[All screaming]

Aah!

Huh?

[Growls]

Ghost bazooka, fenton fisher,

Whatever the heck this thing does...

Jack, what are you doing?

Getting ready to hunt some ghosts.

I'm gonna tear that ghost kid apart in a million different--

What?

Jack, I love you, but we don't have time for this.

Who's the better sh*t?you are.

Who's better with the weaponry? You are.

Who's a ninth-degree black belt?

You are. You are?

Here. I'll get the ghostketeers.

And that's why we make a great team.

Here's a cookie.

Uhh!

Walker.

I should have guessed you'd end up

In the guy who makes the rules.

Shouldn't you be running?

Shouldn't you?

[All gasp]

Aah!

Aah!

What? Huh?

Aah!

[Growls]

Down, to go.

You saved me?

So you're, like, a friendly ghost.

Yeah, with some friendly advice--run!

Aaaaaah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Where's the thermos?

Ha! Huh?

Ahh.

[Whirring]

Aah!

Looking for this?

[Whirring]

[Growls]

What are you doing?

[Speaks esperanto]

Friend.

Uh! Uh!

Aah! Aah!

Uh! Rrgh!

Rrgh! Uh!

What are you doing?

There's all types of prisons, kid.

Ghost kid attacking city hall during a town meeting.

Bring you live to an evil ghost teen on the rampage.

I'm making sure your prison is the town where you live.

Help. Help me.

Help.

Now they'll never trust you.

Aah!

Aaaaaah!

Maddie: get your hands off our duly elected leader,

You odd manifestation of ectoplasmic energy

And posthuman consciousness.

Wulf! No!

Friend!

We'll meet again.

So will we, punk.

Feared on earth and wanted in the ghost zone--

You've lost, ghost kid.

Lost!

Maddie: by the authority invested in me by the city of amity park,

I sentence you back from whence you came.

Oh, man, I have got to start paying

More attention in these fights.

[Beeps]

"Honey, forgot to fully charge fenton bazooka.

Jack. Ps--can I have a cookie?"

And with that, I bid you a fond farewell.

You haven't seen the last of me.

Duh. I'll see you at dinner.

Dash: I can't believe I was controlled by a ghost.

I can't remember anything for the last few days.

I told you to wear your helmet during practice.

I remembered how to do that. Ha!

Man, if you thought it was hard

To find a place to go ghost during school hours before...

So even with everybody thinking you're a bad ghost,

You're still gonna try to be the hero?

Well, somebody has got to.

Hey, if not me, who's gonna protect this town?

Besides, it's not like I can ignore a scream for help.

Luncer: help!

Ghost! Ghost!

"The adventures of huck finn,"

How many times do I have to tell you people,

I am not a ghost.

Except that one.

[Laughing]
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