02x19 & 02x20 - Reality Trip

[bunniefuu]

Danny: oh, crud! Of all days to oversleep.

[Groaning]

Can't have lancer keep me after on the last day of school, so...

I'll just take the aerial route.

You, ghost kid,

I get my hands on you, I'll tear you apart

Molecule by molecule!

Which is a perfect example of why I won't be going ghost

During my fenton family vacation.

Listen to me when I'm talking to you!

It's summer!

Starting at :, I don't have to listen to anyone

For a long, long time.

I hope you've been enjoying

Your stay with us, freakshow.

Ooh, the guys in white.

Top-secret ghost catchers

Who can't actually catch ghosts.

[Beep]

Care to revise that last statement?

Lydia?

No longer under your control.

What do you want?

You knowledge of ghostly items.

Anything you care to tell us about this?

[Beep]

The reality gauntlet. Never heard of it.

We know how you envy ghosts.

And we believe this to be an object

Of enough spectral power

To eradicate ghosts forever.

Perhaps including this one.

Ah, that reality gauntlet.

I believe I've heard of it after all.

[Beep]

Now, then, the reality gauntlet.

Hmm, well, I don't know that much about it,

But I believe these things play a key role.

May I try it on?

I suppose so.

It doesn't work anyway.

Joy!

Each of these gems has a power.

The red one, the gem of life.

It can make anything come alive.

And I believe this one is the gem of form.

It can transform anything into anything else...

So I've been told.

And this is the gem of fantasy.

It can make your dreams real.

These gems, if touched in the proper sequence,

Will allow the wearer to control all reality.

But the gauntlet is useless without its power source...

Which I just so happen to have right here!

Freeze it, freak!

Have a little taste of the gem of life!

Aah! Aah!

Now that's what I call living!

Blast! If I only knew the secrets

To activate all the gems, I could control all reality.

Still...

This concludes our demonstration.

Now, if you'll excuse us.

What shall we do with our new-found freedom?

Dinner? Movie?

Make myself ringmaster of all reality?

[Laughing]

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, danny phantom ♪

♪ Yo, danny phantom he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work his folks they just quit ♪

♪ Then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ When he first woke up he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique then the other guys ♪

♪ And it was then danny knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom

[Bell ringing]

[Cheering]

Finally!

I've been looking forward

To this summer vacation forever!

The of us traveling together

Cross country seeing the sights.

Cape canaveral space center in sunny florida...

The comic book, sci-fi, and fantasy expo

In sunny san diego...

And gothapalooza in the bleak nevada desert.

But tonight we rock out

At the dumpty humpty concert.

Jeez, danny, watch it!

Jeez, jazz, watch it.

"Ghost envy for dimwits?

Ghosts are not the boss of me."

What is this?

My college entrance thesis on ghost envy.

College might be a year and / away,

But you can't be too prepared.

In fact, did you know that ghosts often--

Don't know, don't care, not listening.

From now on, it's no more pencils,

No more books, and no going ghost

So my parent's can't tear me apart

Molecule by molecule.

Which reminds me...

How did you convince my parents

To let me spend an entire summer

With your parents?

Danny's voice: you know, I think the fentons are wonderful.

Sam should take a cross country trip with them.

And I agree with you.

Let's never speak of this again.

Uh, let's just say I finally got under their skin.

[Screaming]

Aah! Aah!

Remind me again.

Why do we hang out with a kid

Who has ghostly enemies?

Because you have a crush on him?

Aah! Get away!

He loves me!

He loves me not.

He loves me!

Freakshow! Freakshow!

In the anemic flesh. How's tricks?

Had a nice few months

While I was rotting in jail because of you?

Aah!

Actually, yeah.

I've been working on my aim.

Hey!

And so have i.

Say hello to the reality gauntlet...

Which is twice as powerful

Now that I've activated the gem of form.

[Laughing]

What are they going to do, rust on me?

And freakshow said, "let there be life."

[Roaring]

Aah!

[Groaning]

Hmm, that's odd.

I commanded it to eat you.

I need more practice.

[Roaring]

The gauntlet is active. Bad news.

Very bad. When I file a report,

I shall be affixing blame to you.

Not if I affix it to you first.

Freeze, freaks!

Freeze? If you insist!

Now, where were we?

Ah, yes. I was going to ruin your life

The way you ruined mine. Ha!

Show's over, freak.

Aah!

Looks like our little showdown

Is going to require a bigger audience.

[Whistling]

A much bigger audience.

[Laughing]

[Whistling]

Danny, what about freakshow?

Let the jerkcicles handle it.

I'm on vacation. Besides, two words:

Dumpty humpty!

Dumpty humpty!

The reality gauntlet consists of gems which--

Guys, come on! It's summer.

As in no more pencils, no more books...

You might want to take a look

At this book.

Especially the author.

Frederich isak showenhower?

Freakshow? Well, I don't care, sam.

As of right now,

Freakshow is not my problem.

Oh, I love this part.

This is where the band comes out of a giant egg.

[Burping]

[Gasping]

Are you kids ready to have a great summer?

Because dumpty humpty had a great fall.

[Laughing]

Will this vacation ever start?

Ah, the only thing better than an audience

Is a c*ptive audience.

Show's over, freakshow!

Au contraire.

That's french for, "I'll bet this hurts."

I can't go on this trip.

I need to write my thesis on ghost envy.

If only I could find someone

That fits the bill.

Ghost!

That was easy.

Tv: it's ghost-based chaos

At the casper high school's out concert

Where notorious ghost kid danny phantom

Is fighting for his afterlife.

Ha.

[Gasping]

Ha ha ha!

[Shivering]

Let's roll--roll-- roll--achoo!

Any last words?

Might I suggest, "ah, freakshow, don't hurt me."

Aah!

Leave him alone. Ugh!

Oh!

I see we have the same taste in authors.

And in gloves. Let go, girl.

[Groaning]

Aah!

You did it. You found the combination

That activates all the gems.

Which means I control all reality!

Guess again, cue ball.

As long as we're touching the gauntlet,

We have just as much control as you do.

Let go of my gauntlet!

Quick, according to the book,

The gauntlet has a defense mechanism.

Think of a place to hide the gem you're holding.

No, no!

[Cheering]

Blast! The gems have gone.

We must flee, but dramatically!

[Gasps]

[Gasping]

[Chattering]

Um, nobody saw that, right?

You didn't see that, right?

Holy sweatsocks!

Danny fen-turd is danny phan-turd?

And he's totally infatuated with me.

This makes things so much easier...for me!

[Chattering]

Back! Back, savages.

Well, it, uh, could be worse.

Really? How?

Nobody move.

Huh? Our son is the ghost boy?

Now, now, let's not go jumping

To any insane conclusions.

You!

You!

We were watching "extreme nanny makeover"

When we found our your son was a ghost!

Why are you yelling at us?

Your spooky-ooky bat daughter

Has to be behind this!

Now, fellas, it's ok to point fingers

As long as nobody's pointing them at my son.

Ok, maybe danny is the ghost boy,

But it's not as though our ghost activities

Have ever put your families in any danger.

[Laughing]

Until now.

You're coming in for questioning...

And experiments.

Lots and lots of really painful experiments.

I don't think so.

Tucker, sam, grab hold of me.

I'm going ghost.

[Chanting "danny!"]

Dude, you're a rock star.

Who can't do anything.

[Screaming]

That reality gauntlet expl*si*n

Must have messed with my ghost powers.

I'll get us out of here.

Mosh pit!

[Cheering]

He's lost his ghost powers. Get him!

You're...helping me?

Well, duh. You've only been helping us

For like ever.

Paulina fenton.

Heh, I finally wrapped my mind around it.

Ok, I'm feeling relieved and nauseated

At the same time.

He can't have gone far without his ghost powers.

I want that back by monday

Minus the goth sweat.

We don't sweat; we simmer!

Ok, I zip in, get my stuff...

Then what? Run away from home?

Well, what choice do I have?

The whole world knows my secret.

But if I can get the gauntlet,

I can change reality

So that none of this ever happened.

Believe me, it'll be better for everyone

If I just, uh, disappear?

For those still counting,

That's times we've been grabbed today.

Humans are secure.

Take down the ghost child.

Where are my mom and dad?

What have you done with them?

Daniel fenton, in accordance

With the federal anti-ecto control act

Article one, section one, sub-section a,

You're under arrest.

I'm only gonna say this once.

Let my friends go, and get out of my house!

Or what?

Or this!

[Siren ringing]

Jack's voice: fenton works anti-creep mode activated.

Our special today is fudge--i mean pain.

Fire ecto weapons.

What's going on?

The house att*cks anything using ecto energy.

I'm going ghost.

Darn, if I go ghost,

The house will think that I'm an enemy. Run!

Where are your parents?

Probably looking for me...

Or a scalpel to dissect me with.

Freeze!

Ok.

Huh? Ugh!

[Groaning]

To the ob center.

[Coughing]

Man, your dad really needs

To get rid of that ham.

Time to lock up for the night.

The fenton blimp?

What are we gonna do, bore them off our tail

In a low-speed chase?

Not quite.

We're gaining on it.

Of course we are. It's a blimp.

And now it's not.

We're gonna destroy the school!

I don't know what to do.

Do something!

Wait.

Jack's voice: auto jack activated.

Please buckle up and pass the punch.

[Screaming]

Aah!

It's after . Why can't they quit

Like every other government employee?

Ugh!

We're losing visual.

Activate white fang tracking device.

White fang?

I don't name the stuff.

Sam: danny, we lost them yesterday.

You can stop now.

[Groaning]

We should contact your parents.

And tell them what?

I'm sorry I've been lying to you,

And please don't rip me apart

Molecule by molecule?

Besides, if they have anything to say to me,

They can always contact me.

[Beeping]

Ugh. Here we go.

Oh, hello.

Hope I'm not interrupting

The worst day of your life ever!

But it seems I need your help.

You miserable freak.

Why would I ever help you?!

I'm sorry, did I say "need?"

I meant demand. Ha ha!

Huh! He's got my parents.

He's got all our parents!

Mom, dad!

Why look. I have something you want.

And you know the location of something I want:

My gems, which you fools will retrieve

If you ever want to see your families alive again.

Oh, and just to keep it dramatic,

You have days.

[Laughing]

Days? But we don't even know where

To start looking!

You know, school being out or not,

You really should listen more.

We're the ones who hid the gems, remember?

Which means they're safe and sound at gothapalooza.

Tucker: except I was thinking about the comic book convention.

Danny: and I was thinking about the space center.

Looks like we're gonna get that cross country trip

Together after all.

Starting here.

Auto jack setting new course for cape canaveral, florida.

And now we'll get a close-up look

At the famous space shuttle.

Whoa. What's this?

Some kind of moon rock?

No fair! How come we get to go

To your place first?

Does it matter?

We're not here to have fun.

We're here to look for the reality gems.

Which according to freakshow's book

Are activated by touch.

So as long as nobody found it yet...

Maybe this will be easy.

[Crying]

It's never easy, is it?

Aah!

Going ghost!

Aah!

Danny, go. Get the gem!

I always wanted to ride on the space shuttle,

Just not on the outside!

Yes!

We had to come here first.

Ok, I've run the simulation a million times on my computer.

Ugh.

Ladies and gentlemen, the eagle has landed intact!

Agent: attention, daniel fenton, aka danny phantom.

Give yourself up.

Yes!

We've lost visual again!

Don't worry. They won't get far.

We've got sensors everywhere.

Radio: all units, be on the lookout for the ghost boy

And his accomplices.

I repeat: all units be on the lookout for the ghost boy

And his accomplices.

Let's just put you someplace

Where your ghostly energy can't get out.

One reality gem found, to go.

We'll never make it across the country

In time on these things.

And now we will. Shall we?

Sam: can you hurry it up, tucker?

We're on a deadline. Emphasis on "dead."

We have to eat, sam.

And I'm a meat connoisseur

In the land of barbecue and bacon fat.

Newsman: a nationwide search continues

For this ghost-powered teenager.

If you have any information,

Please contact local authorities.

Eh, sorry about this.

Hey, I still had minutes left!

You gotta watch those roaming charges.

But thursday's all you can eat night!

Not if we're in jail!

We're trying to save our parents, remember?

Wherever they are.

This is fenton's fault. Pass it down.

This is fenton's fault. Pass it down.

This is--wait a minute!

Settle down now, jack. It's all right.

This whole business about danny being the ghost boy

Has got me just as confused and baffled as you.

Imagine, our own son

Has had ghost powers all this time

And has kept them a secret from us.

But we love him!

I wonder why he didn't trust us

Enough to tell us?

Hmm, let me guess.

"Hey, maddie, let's destroy the ghost."

"No, jack. Let's dissect the ghost."

"I know. Let's catch the ghost

And rip it apart molecule by molecule!"

You guys are so understanding.

Freakshow: your beloved children have but a day

To return my reality gems.

Should they fail, well let's just say I've got plans.

So in other words,

We're just gonna sit around

Until you get your stones?

Not much of a bad guy, are you?

What's that?

Well, you don't have any powers.

I mean technically lydia's a lot stronger than you,

And without her...

I will not be upstaged by ghosts!

Wow. Jealous much?

Of ghosts? Untrue. I love ghosts.

Worked with them all my life.

By seeking to control them.

That's ghost envy if I've ever seen it.

I don't have ghost envy!

Use the door like a person!

Sam: gothapalooza!

The ultimate celebration of despair and darkness.

[Gasping]

We love you!

Destroy them, danny.

Find the gem that did this,

And rip the stuffing out of every last one of them!

Somehow I don't think that'll be necessary.

May I have the gem of form?

Say the magic word!

Die?

Please?

Aah. I love the smell of anti-establishment

In the evening.

Gems down, one to go.

And less than hours to find it.

[Beeping]

What's this?

Oh, great.

Ghosts, ghosts, ghosts!

You have no idea what it's like

Living in the shadow of ghosts all your life.

Snore. Ghost, ghost!

Oh, I think I have some idea.

My parents loved ghosts more than me.

My audience loves ghosts more than me.

And deep down, I think I love ghosts more than me.

Tell me about it.

Both: sometimes I wish I was a ghost.

You really do understand me,

Don't you, child?

Ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost.

More than you know.

We've just gotta find a train

Headed for the comic book convention

Without drawing any attention.

Dude! Great costume!

I think we found our train.

What? No tuckers?

Am I not geek-worthy?

Over there!

Ok, spook boy. It's all over.

Paw's off. This suit's hand-made.

Train's leaving.

We know where it's headed.

Still no tuckers. A crying shame.

I even come with gadgets!

Everything here looks normal.

Compared to what?

Oh, you know what I mean.

I don't think anyone's triggered

The gem of fantasy yet.

Behold, the crystal of iathins life-sustaining cleptonian gem.

Wow. Where'd you find that?

Let me see. Let me see.

Ow!

Ow! Hot!

Ouch!

Awesome!

The gem of fantasy turned regular nerds

Into superheroes!

They can help us rescue our parents.

You need to read more comic books.

Those aren't superheroes!

They're supervillians.

[Screaming]

I gotta get that gem before these geeks

Do some real damage.

Aah! Aah!

Hey, I never approved of this!

You shall not pass

So speaks infra-shewolf.

That may be the hottest geek

I've ever laid eyes on.

[Roaring]

Yeah, how 'bout now?

Yeah; still hot.

Aah! Our comics have come alive!

[Growling]

I don't know whether to be horrified

Or run and report this on the internet!

Aah!

Aah!

Now to finish off the rest of the legion of super-dweebs.

Man, these cross country ghost chases are like...

Totally exhausting.

Not so fast.

[Speaking foreign language]

Ooh!

Hey, you're just geeks.

Technically, we're enthusiasts.

Nice work, danny.

We've got all gems now.

And freakshow only has one.

That means once we find him,

We can b*at him and take the gauntlet.

Uh, guys?

We can save our parents!

We can change reality

So that nobody remembers my secret.

Well, well.

Look what the bats dragged in...

With my reality gems.

I don't think so.

What? Eeh!

Oh, no.

The gem of life... The gem of form...

The gem of fantasy...

And put them with the power source

And thanks to you, I now know how to activate the gauntlet.

[Laughing]

Danny, stop him!

I can't break free!

Thanks to you, I am now ringmaster of all reality!

Neato, huh?

[Laughing]

Let 'em go, freakshow.

I brought you the gems. We had a deal!

The deal was bring me the gems

If you want to see them alive again.

Well, here they are: alive for now.

[Laughing]

[Screaming]

You lied to me!

Yes. Yes, I did. Goody for me.

But it wouldn't be drama

If I didn't give you a sporting chance.

And an audience. A big audience!

[Cheering]

[Screaming]

Ladies and gentlemen,

Freaks of all ages,

May I direct your attention to the center ring

Where danny phantom, aka danny fenton,

Will attempt to rescue his friends and family

From a ghastly doom of my own construction.

Hey, what did you...?

Oh, man.

Only to be stopped at every turn by the master of all reality.

Danny!

It can't be.

No!

Danny! No!

[Crying]

What's that? You want more?

[Cheering]

Well, since you insist, I'll give you more. Much more!

[Laughing]

It's all mine now.

My revenge; your nightmare.

There! A kingdom fit for a freak!

And a freakdom fit for a king.

Danny! He's alive!

He has ghost envy! Use psychology!

Psychology? That's it!

Oh, no. You do not get to leave this world with a smile.

Why wouldn't I smile?

So what if you're the most powerful human on earth?

No matter what you do, I'm half-ghost

And you're not.

I am the master of all reality!

Oh, sure, but can you do this?

[Cheering]

What? No!

He's not the star of this circus!

I am! Me!

Ghost powers... Ghost energy...

Ghost, ghost, ghost.

I will not be upstaged by a ghost!

Half-ghost, technically, but still way cooler than you.

Enough!

I may be losing control of the crowd,

But I control all reality.

And if you think being a half-ghost

Is so cool...

What do you think of me now that I'm all ghost?

I think this just got a lot easier.

What? No!

[Beep]

Sucker.

[Screaming]

Are you guys ok?

Oh, hi mr. And mrs. Manson, mr. And mrs. Foley.

And as for you...

Aah!

Danny!

Young man?

I...i'm sorry. Gah!

We're very proud of you, son.

Oh! Oh, my baby boy! Mmwah, mmwah, mmwah.

But I lied to you over and over

For a really long time.

If I were you guys, I'd be furious.

Well, of course you lied to us.

We never gave you a reason not to.

All this time we've been yammering on

About destroying and dissecting ghosts.

I'd have been terrified, too, if I were you.

We love you, sweetie. You.

Whether you're ghost, boy, or something in-between.

And I appreciate that

More than you guys will ever know.

Or will ever remember.

[Beeping]

What is it?

A massive spike it ecto energy.

That would be me.

Uh-uh-uh.

Here. A gift.

Oh, and from now on,

You're gonna leave danny fenton and his family alone.

Why would we do that?

Because he's not the ghost you're looking for.

Both: he's not the ghost we're looking for.

So, that's it.

I set everything back to the way it was before.

Nobody knows I'm half-ghost

Except you and jazz.

Now it's time

To destroy this thing for good.

Hey, fentonio, orlando, and dawn,

What are you still doing in town?

Yeah, weren't you taking a trip

To loserville?

Oh, wait. You're already there!

[Laughing]

Oh, man. That's right.

Everything's back to the way it was,

Which means we should be getting ready

For our vacation.

Uh, if it's ok, danny, pass.

Yeah, we already had

One cross country trip together.

I don't think we can handle another.

Yeah, I guess so.

All right, then. Time to finish this.

Hey! Yeah, you!

You got a lot of nerve floating around like that.

I get my hands on you, I'll tear you apart

Molecule by molecule!

Have a nice summer!

Ow!