03x03 - Girls' Night Out

[bunniefuu]

[♪...]

[Growling]

Danny phantom: so, johnny.

You work alone now?

Finally ditched that stupid shadow...!

[Grunting]

[Screaming...]

[Groaning]

Talk about urban blight.

[Grunting]

What do you want, johnny?

Johnny : relax, kid, relax.

I'm just blowing off some steam.

Me and kitty had a spat.

What do you do when you and the gloomy chick have a lovers' quarrel?

What?

We never... I mean, we aren't...

Look, johnny.

You can either go back to the ghost zone willingly, or I can make you go.

I'm digging that tough guy act, little man.

But don't worry, I'm gone.

And take the dork of darkness with you.

[Growling]

See you on the flipside, kid.

But thanks for the game.

[Screaming]

Skulker: my turn.

[Glass breaking]

Kitty: let me get this straight.

Johnny and skulker just took off for amity park to blow off steam because ember and me had a fight with them?

What do you expect?

You told johnny his bike wasn't as important as you were, and you told skulker he was a lousy hunter.

Ember mclain: he is.

He can't even find the tv remote.

Penelope spectra: [sighing] why didn't you go with them?

They didn't invite me.

Why else would I tell you where they went?

Ooh, this makes me so mad.

[Mwah!]

[Gasping]

[expl*si*n]

What was that?

What, you think you're the only one who can drive men away?

Funny.

So where did he go?

I don't exactly know.

And I don't exactly care.

All I do know is if he stays gone for hours, he's gone for good.

Unless I do this.

[Gasping]

Drat.

We still had hours and minutes.

Ooh, is there a -hour sale somewhere?

Ladies, nobody walks out on us.

Pucker up, kitty.

We're going to amity park.

[Laughing]

[♪...]

Man: he's a phantom.

Danny phantom, danny phantom.

♪ Young danny phantom, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ But then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ Phantom...

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ And it was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom. ♪

[♪...]

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom.

[♪...]

Jack fenton: danny?

Chop chop, boy, we've got a busy day.

Jazz fenton: fishing is a busy day?

Ah, you bet ya, baby.

Floating, napping, and eating snacks out of a cooler?

[Laughing] it's not for the weak.

It's a guy thing, jazz.

You wouldn't understand.

Thank goodness.

I think I'll bring along the rest of my famous flapjack fentons.

Anybody want some more?

No thanks.

Sam manson: already ate.

Tucker foley: allergies.

I told danny not to worry.

If anything ghostly happens today, we three will handle it.

Uh, we two will handle it, like we always do.

You just can't accept that I'm part of your ghost-fighting team, can you?

Who said you're a part of our team?

I rest my case.

Here you go, danny.

Just in case.

Jazz, come on.

I need to know you guys can get along while I'm gone.

Me?

How is this my problem?

Don't look at me.

I'm already on the team.

Maddie fenton: have fun catching the disgusting fish with danny, sweetie.

I'm just glad danny finally gets some, uh...

Ah, quality bonding time with his old man.

Me too.

But hurry back.

Ah, we'll see you tonight.

If you miss me, just look at this.

Gee, thanks, hon.

[Belching]

Oh boy, those flapjack fentons are yummy, even later.

Bye.

Finally!

[♪...]

Hmm, a road trip.

I love moving targets.

We'll see who's a lousy hunter.

I'll be right out, ghost-getters.

"Ghost-getters?"

Yeah.

I thought we needed a cool name, since we're kind of danny's sidekicks.

We're not really sidekicks.

And that's not a cool name.

Just wait for me.

I've made a keen-o chart of ghost-hunting duties for each of us while danny's away.

[Squealing]

[Panting]

Jazz: mom?

I was going to go with sam and tucker, if that's o.k.

Oh, sure, honey.

I'll be testing out this baby all day.

I'm glad you have a chance to work on your own inventions instead of always having to fix dad's.

What does that do?

If I'm right, it'll be able to alter spectral frequencies to completely reverse their effects.

And if you're wrong?

It'll make a nice bowl for popcorn.

Kitty: johnny!

Oh boy.

[♪...]

I'm liking her more and more.

There you are.

Any signs of ecto-activity, ghost-getters?

O.k., That's gotta stop.

Jazz, I know you dream of being one of danny's sidekicks.

Ghost-getters.

Whatever.

But tucker and I have been doing this a while, and we have it under control.

You don't even have the proper equipment.

You at least need a specter deflector, like this.

She can have mine.

It makes my shorts ride up.

Face it, sam.

I'm as big a part of all this as you are.

As big a part of what?

Nothing's happening.

Wrong.

So the minute we have a fight, you come here and flirt with soe meaningless human girls?

Oh, babe, come on.

You... You know you're the only meaningless girl for me.

[Growling]

Wait.

That didn't come out right.

Whoa, ember mclain.

Sweet.

I'm your biggest fan.

No, I'm your biggest fan.

That one song, you know, where you sing, and the guitar's really loud.

I love that song.

I love it more.

[Grunting]

Go back to listening to boy bands.

You promised never to tell anyone that.

[Grunting...]

Ugh, it's unanimous.

Men are useless in this world too.

[General conversation]

Kitten, wait.

I can explain.

Explain this, you, you... You man.

Someone please make them all stop.

Let's just turn up the volume.

[Mwah!]

[♪...]

[Gasping]

Does he do that often?

I wish.

Tucker?

[♪...]

[Gasping]

[Gasping]

Wow.

What did you do?

Made some improvements.

Music really adds a whole new dimension.

Well, I love what you've done with the neighborhood.

Let's just turn up the volume.

[♪...]

[Gasping]

I'm not getting any readings on ghost-getter number two.

You mean tucker.

I don't think this is just about him, jazz.

Ember: women of amity park.

We have a proposition for you.

Oh, wow.

So not good.

Ah, good old lake eerie.

With two "e"s.

So, what do you think, danny?

Uh, creepy.

Also with two "e"s.

Which means we'll have it all to ourselves.

So while we wait for the fish to bite, what do you say we, uh... Do a little father-slash-son bonding.

Spend some quality time getting to know each other better.

Are you reading that out of a book?

[Panting] heck no.

Now, tell me what's new with you.

Uh, how's that, uh, you and, monkey.

Remember that time with the, and all the, all you can eat platter thing.

Hey, how are you and that sam person doing?

What?

You know, uh, the gloomy girl you like?

Uh, like.

Gee, uh... I don't know if I exactly like, uh, well, maybe, i...

[Laughing] never thought I'd be so happy to see a...

Scratch that.

O.k., I'm going...

Uh, going to need better bait.

I hear that.

Where are all the fish anyway?

I mean, this lake is like a ghost town.

[Snoring]

[Gasping]

[expl*si*n]

Rain?

Better cover the nachos.

Sorry about this, dad.

[Grunting]

Danny: hey, ugly.

You're scaring the fish.

I don't fish, I hunt.

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

What do you want, skulker?

My girlfriend says I'm a lousy hunter.

Hanging your pelt on my wall will change her mind.

Wow.

Frightened now?

No, I can't believe you have a girlfriend.

Now that just plain hurts.

Not as much as this.

[Grunting]

[Bird screeching]

[Screaming]

Danny!

It's cool, dad.

I'm all right.

Danny.

[Grunting]

Repeat after me.

It was thisbig.

[♪...]

[Cheering]

I bet every other woman in town is under ember's musical mind control.

Those ghosts are up to something.

No kidding.

What was your first clue?

When all the men vanished?

Go ahead and hide behind that layer of unappealing sarcasm.

This ghost-getter's taking action.

What are you gonna do?

Think of a really lame name for the ghosts, too?

Mom, have you been down here the whole day?

Uh-huh.

I'm making real progress with this ecto-wave thingy.

Well, except for the name.

The anti-ecto walls of the lab must've protected you from the ghost's spell.

Ghosts?

A ghost kiss has made all the men disappear.

We've got to figure out how to get them back before they're gone forever.

No thinking, sam.

Action.

Lots of ghosts splattered everywhere.

Mom, no.

Sam's right.

I'm sorry, could you say that again?

I mean, we need to approach this logically.

Exactly.

And I have a plan.

So do i.

Jazz, trust me.

Mine will actually work.

Now if we split up, we can each take a ghost.

[Snoring]

I know you're up there somewhere.

[♪...]

Whoa.

[Grunting]

This girlfriend I can't imagine really got you angry.

Have you thought about just getting a lonely guy cat?

Already have one, on my wall.

Sounds like you just need to cool off, lover boy.

[Coughing]

What the?

[Whistling]

Rainstorm.

[Birds chirping]

Man, nothing knocks me out faster than processed cheese spread.

[Snoring]

Phew.

[Cheering]

Welcome back.

It's time to mix up another fabulous anti-man delicacy.

Today's dish is called "wo-manicotti."

[Cheering and applause]

I'm in position.

Me too.

Me too.

I mean, roger.

Woman: roger?

That's a man's name.

Uh, look, a shoe sale.

Where?

Sorry, I can't have you blowing my cover.

Now to take out that ghost.

I'm going to need a volunteer.

Oh, wonderful, you.

Oh, but I really don't...

Not to worry.

You'll have the help of our in-house homemaker.

Oh no.

Only one thing could make this worse.

Hi, maddie.

And that would be it.

[Grunting]

Not bad.

I've been looking for someone to go a few rounds with helga.

Helga?

She's run out of sparring partners.

[Gasping]

I guess it's good to get some iron in your diet once in a while.

♪ Hey, girls... [Echo]

♪ It's girls' night out... [Echo] ♪

Whoo!

[♪...]

Come on, girls.

Let's do this.

Whoo!

All right!

Come on!

♪ Hey, girls, we're a lot of fun ♪

♪ Doo-wop-wop

♪ We'll show all of you little schoolboys how it's done ♪

♪ Doo-wop-wop

♪ We got the looks that you're all after ♪

♪ We got the moves that make you cry ♪

♪ Make you cry

♪ If there's a chance of causing laughter ♪

♪ You want a kiss, baby, don't even try... ♪

♪ La-la-la-la...

[Crowd booing]

You're all just jealous.

I smell like I slept in a garbage truck.

You?

Ow, I think my organs are loose.

I can't believe your mother said I had poor meal presentation.

So I didn't use a parsley sprig.

Is that a crime?

Kitty: women of amity park.

Three to the op center.

[Sniffing]

And one to a shower.

Thanks, mom.

[General conversation]

We've only got two hours left before the spell becomes permanent.

I've got a plan that could work.

Uh, jazz, why don't you let your mom and me handle this?

Right, because your first plan worked so great.

At least I didn't come up with the name "ghost-getters."

Girls.

Sam, let's hear what jazz has to say.

It was kitty's kiss that made the men disappear, right?

So if we get her to blow another, and ember hits that same chord on her guitar,

We can reverse the curse and break the spell.

Yeah, but the spell makes men disappear.

How do we get 'em back?

With the maddie modulator.

Ooh, great name, honey.

If this can reverse spectral frequencies like you said,

All we have to do is aim it at ember's guitar and reverse the kiss as it travels across town.

O.k., But how are we going to get kitty to blow another kiss?

She'll need to think there are still some males left in town.

Exactly.

One of us is going to have to dress up like a boy.

Oh, come on.

This is because I wear boots, right?

Jack: hmm.

Don't think they're biting anymore.

Anymore?

[Rumbling]

[Screaming]

[Growling]

New pet, or is this the girlfriend I've been hearing so much about?

You'd be surprised, the creatures I find when I'm hunting.

[Growling]

[Groaning]

Danny!

Drop my kid, you jurassic jerk!

[Screaming]

You call this rough?

I am the reigning champion of the fudge festival rodeo.

[Gurgling]

Eat hot cheese, buddy.

[Screeching]

[Rumbling]

Danny?

Dad?

Ah, too small.

Better throw it back.

Dad, that was awesome.

You know, for a fisherman, you're not a half-bad hunter.

Oh, thanks, son.

This sure has been a fun day.

I just wish I knew why they call it lake eerie.

[♪...]

Give me a "no!"

Give me a "men!"

What does that spell?

Crowd: no men!

[Cheering]

This whole day is going to require years of therapy.

Ghost-getter number three is in position.

Ghost-getter number four, let's go.

Why am I number four?

Sam: hey, ladies, lookin' good.

Anyone care to join a handsome guy like me in a masculine game of catch, or, uh, sweating?

What is this?

I thought your kiss eliminated all the men.

I only blew the kiss at johnny.

It's her guitar.

Hey.

Gee, I'd love to stay and watch you ladies destroy yourselves with bickering,

But I've, uh, got to get to a, uh, burp-off, or something.

Kitty, blow another kiss.

And this time, get it right.

Better amp it up again in case there's any other men you missed.

[Kiss]

Now!

Time to dish out some justice.

Uh, why are all these women armed?

What's happening?

I see boys.

Look.

[Beeping]

We've been tricked.

Kitty, another kiss.

[Grunting]

[Screaming]

Nice peeling, ghost-getter number three.

[Gasping...]

[Grunting]

[Screaming]

[Growling]

[Gasping]

You're pretty handy with that bazooka yourself.

[Screaming]

Mom!

[Screaming]

[Grunting]

[Clearing throat]

Buh-bye.

[Screaming]

Hey, my plan worked.

Nice job, ghost-getter number one.

Like daughter, like mother.

Mom.

[Sniffing]

P.u.

Welcome home, guys.

Catch anything?

[Grunting]

Only a sea monster the size of cleveland.

Well, you're gutting and cooking that.

Did you have a good time with your father, danny?

Actually, yeah.

Dad's not so bad when you get to know him.

Sam: that moment when you dove behind the car?

Not nearly as cool as when you... Oh, mom.

We're getting ice cream.

You want some?

Anything but a banana split, sweetie.

[Laughing]

So anyway.

Yeah.

It was so awesome, 'cause... [Trailing off].

Ice cream?

Together?

They're actually getting along?

What are they, under a spell or something?

O.k., What did we miss around here today?

Nothing special.

I'm just glad you're back.

Me too.

Now, can you help me stuff this thing in the freezer?

[♪...]

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