03x10 - Claw of the Wild

[bunniefuu]

Summer camp...

How great is this?

We can go hiking and canoeing and exploring.

I can't believe you guys aren't excited.

Oh, I'm really excited.

Now instead of spending five days a week

with these losers I get to spend two whole months.

I can't wait to show you all the wonders nature has to offer.

Does it offer a movie theater, or a video arcade?

Don't worry, Danny.

You bring the antivenom serum

I'll bring the arcade.

Here's all the nature we need.

"Rainforest Demolition II"?

Oh-ho, sweet.

Who wants to help me build the virtual fenton acres?

[sighs] I'll stick to the real thing, thanks.

[Heavenly voices] Ah...

Good choice.

[crash]

Well, the brochure may be outdated

but at least that sign's accurate.

Creepy with two es, all right.

In fact, this may qualify for three.

Come on, you guys.

There's nothing scary about this place.

[Man] Hello, pioneers.

[gasping]

Mr. Lancer? Ms. Tetslaff?

What are you doing here?

Please say, "Just passing through".

Please say, "Just passing through".

Children, relax.

For the next eight weeks

we're not your teachers.

Whew.

Better, we're your counselors.

[gasping]

So our hold over you no longer stops at : in the afternoon.

It lasts the whole entire livelong day.

Before I burst into tears at the thought of my lost summer

can you tell us where the bathrooms are?

There aren't any.

[gasping]

Call of the wild.

Suck it up, Lancer.

You're in the wilderness.

All the world's your bathroom.

I heard this camp is haunted.

Me, too.

They say there's a monster in the woods at Lake Eerie.

And two in the lake.

[chattering]

Just what we need.

Amateur ghost stories.

[blows whistle]

Pipe down, campers.

This camp is definitely not haunted.

[Mikey screams]

There's a ghost monster in the woods

and it took Lester!

[gasping]

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny Phantom Danny phantom ♪

♪ Yo, Danny Phantom, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he is Danny Phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ Then Danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ It was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were comin' through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Phantom ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Phantom ♪

♪ He's phantom

♪ Danny Phantom

Calm down, soldier.

There are no monsters at this camp!

Tell that to the beast that just ate Lester.

Beast?

How big is a beast compared to a monster, anyone?

We should check out the woods.

Negative.

This camp is now under lockdown.

Everyone report to their cabins.

Mr. Lancer and I will search, for, uh, Lester's remains.

[screaming]

It's ok, we'll find Lester.

Lancer and Tetslaff won't ruin the whole summer.

We can still have fun.

[owl hoots]

This can still be fun.

So he was like, "No way"

and I was all, "Yes way".No way.

This can still be...

I'm doomed.

[eerie noise]

Did you see that green glow?

It must be swamp gas.

The monster in the woods

must have gotten it from eating Lester.

Psst, wanna come out and play?

[Paulina] Quick,

hide my moisturizer from the monster.

[Starr] Let's, like, stand on chairs, so he can't get us.

What do you think?

But are we prepared to go into the woods?

[Danny] Thermos and prototype fenton wrist rays

courtesy of my unsuspecting dad.

Most kids worry about packing enough underwear for camp.

Then there's us.

[owl hoots]

Look at you, Tucker, out in the woods at night.

I'm impressed.

[grunting]

So I was like, "No way".

And she was all, "Yes way".

No way.

[grunting]

It was worse in the cabin, trust me.

Guys, footprints.

[Tucker] No big deal.

Those could simply belong

to a friendly little woodland creature.

[animal snarls][gasping]

A fluffy bunny foraging for a carrot, for example...

A carrot with ghost powers.

Relax, hacky head.

There's nothing to fear but...

[roars]

You were saying?

[roars]

Unh.

How do you use these things?

[wrist rays sizzle]

[Both] Yes!

[roars]

[Both] No!

Nooo!

No!

Guys!

The sad part is

this is still better than being in the cabin.

Huh!

[monster growls]

Here, kitty... thing.

Wanna play fetch?

Uh, Danny, fetching's for dogs.

Not when I'm doing the fetching.

Thanks for the save.

So we got the monster, but not Lester.

I'm sure the monster didn't eat him.

You guys go back to camp, try and sleep.

I'll keep looking.

No sign of the subject

but you won't believe who is here.

Ah, breakfast, the most...

Disgusting meal of the day.

It's gray and lumpy...

Just like my grandpa.

What time did Danny get back?

Just now.

When it went from black to gray,

I figured it was morning.

You found Lester's camera?

Yeah, but not Lester.

He probably found shelter in a cave.

At least the monster is gone.

[screams]

The monster ate Kwan!

At least the monster got to eat.

Dash, that's impossible.

He probably just wandered off to use the bathroom.

Nuh-uh.

You don't know Kwan's amazing bladder.

He can hold it for...

Uh, please don't finish that sentence

until I'm safely out of the building.

Please don't finish that sentence at all, dude.

[animal calling]

I did not spend a year at the gym

getting a sculpted summer physique

so I could hide it in a bear suit.

That's the "Scruffy the camp mascot" costume.

You'll wear it to keep the kids happy

and take their minds off the disappearances.

I'll handle the tough stuff

like k*lling the monster in the woods.

Hello, campers.

[screams]

The monster got Starr!

We went out to try and get some sun

and I found her suntan lotion next to a giant claw footprint.

[cries]

[shouting]

Buck up, camper. We'll find her.

We have to, she's my best friend.

And without her sunblock, she's in terrible danger.

She burns so easily!

Clan of the cave bear.

Everyone calm down.

Here's what we're gonna do.

We'll divide into two groups.

Mr. Lancer's team will stay in camp

and do nice, normal camp stuff like crafts and canoeing.

My team's gonna go on a nice, normal hike...

That doubles as a nice, normal search and rescue effort.

Sam, quick, jump over to our side.

Get a move on, Miss Manson.

Don't worry, I'll look for Lester, Starr and Kwan.

Wait, you might need the...

thermos.

Maybe it's better we have it.

Who knows what dangers lurk right here in camp, right?

Yay, let's hear it for danger.[grunting]

[grunting]

[Lancer over loudspeaker] ♪ Row, row, row your boat

♪ Now in the canoe, you start

♪ Row, row, row

Actually, this is perfect.

Stay here while I check out the woods.

Dude, wait.

Ah, well.

[electronic beeping]

[screams]

And that's how you would disable a grizzly squirrel

using nothing but your "bare" hands.

[chuckles]

Oh, brother.

[rustling][gasps]

Huh?

[gasps]

[roars]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[growls]

Ah...

[roars]

Sticks are so last century.

It's all about the ghost rays now.

[roars]

See?

Don't play with it. Use the thermos.

Uh, I kind of left it with Tucker.

[gasps]

[roars]

Come on, we better warn "Tetslaff of the jungle"

about the monster.

And that's how you survive after a python swallows you.

[gasps]

[rustling]

Remember what I said about aiming for the eyes!

[screams]

Run!

[grunting]

Oh... oh... oh.

[screams]

[Sam] Hello...

Ms. Tetslaff?

Anyone else?

[gasps] Tucker.

[Both] Tucker!

Tucker's gone and so is the thermos.

We caught the first monster.

You put the second one on ice.

Just how many more are there?

[rustling]Huh?

At least one.

Goin' ghost!

Huh!

[roars]

[Both] Wulf?

[howls]

[Danny] What is that?

[Sam] A mixture of berries that are known to speed healing.

I told you nature was full of wonder.

Gxia bona alvidi vi denove mia amiko.

It's nice to see you again, too.

What?

I had Tucker teach me a little Esperanto.

You know, just for moments like this.

Uh-huh.

I can't believe Wulf escaped

from Walker's ghost jail again.

And this time he did some real damage.

Tearing a hole between dimensions

can take a lot out of you.

Danny, the hole Wulf

tore through to escape from Walker...

It must still be open.

I bet all these monsters are coming from the Ghost Zone.

Of course.

They're crawling out of his portal

like cockroaches through a sewer drain.

Wulf can lead us to it and we'll close it up tonight.

[panting]

[snoring]

I think we're gonna have to wait.

[electronic buzzing]

[Walker] So the ghost boy did what you could not...

he found Wulf.

Outstanding.

Now I can get two prisoners for the price of one.

Time to send out an invitation.

[Danny] Don't worry, Sam,

we'll find everyone.

I know, but Tucker,

out there with a monster

or worse, with a monster and Dash and Kwan.

Come on, you know I'd never let

anything happen to either of you.

I couldn't imagine my life without you...

Or Tucker.

[rustling][gasping]

Stay here, wake up Wulf.Be careful.

I couldn't imagine my life without you either...

Or Tucker.

Out past curfew, ghost boy?

Isn't that against the rules?

Walker's g*ons.

I was wondering when you'd show up.

Relax, kid.

We aren't here to do any harm.

Well, maybe just a little.

We have a message from Walker.

Give us Wulf, we'll give you your friends.

Tucker's hat.

Wulf, you need to remember

where that portal is right now!

[sniffing]

[animal growling]

Oh no, here we go again.

Get behind me.

[roaring]

[roaring]

[growling]

[screeching]

[screeching]

[snarls]

Boy, he sure recovered quickly.

I'm telling you, it was the berries.

Wow, this is pretty cool.

Nature is full of nice surprises.So I've heard.

Veni malantaux.

[Danny] Another amazing wonder of nature.

Ok, are we ready to break into prison?

[snarls]

I'd say that's a "yes".

Hold on, buddy.

You can't just rush in there. We have a plan.

We do?

We do.

No guards.

We must be expected.

[gasps]

Unh.

Sorry... Wulf.

Whoa, suspended animation.

It looks kind of like the camp oatmeal.

[zap] Unh! Ok, not that way.

At least for now I know everyone's safe.

Which is more than I can say for you.

You brought the whole g*ng to welcome me?

I'm touched.

Release my friends.

Return Wulf to me.

[Danny] You know, you didn't have to kidnap all of your campers

to get me to bring you Wulf.

Perhaps not.

But I did have to take the ones

that stumbled on my search party in the woods

if only to keep them from sh**ting off their mouths.

[screams]

[Walker] We started out looking for Wulf.

But once I learned you were in those woods too...

Unh.

[Walker] I knew I only needed to capture

a few of your friends to get your attention.[screams]

No matter.

The end result is the same.

I have your friends, and you have mine.

Something tells me Wulf doesn't consider you a friend.

Again, no matter.

The important thing is this game of cat and mouse is now over.

And in case you had any doubt

you're the mouse.

[screams]

Now I have the campers, the ghost boy, and Wulf.

That phantom punk should have known better

than to engage in a game of wits with me.

And now, Wulf.Ah-ha!

♪♪

Unh!

It's hard to engage in a game of wits

when your opponent is missing a few pieces.

Unh... oh.

Huh?

Oh, right.

Humans pass through stuff in the Ghost Zone.

[chuckles] Cool.

Nice save.

Get 'em.

Unh.

Ah.

Yes!

Let's go.

Look.

[Sam] Oh my gosh. Tucker, the campers.

Are they floating in oatmeal?

It's a state of suspended animation

that just so happens to look like breakfast.

Trust me, they're ok.

How do we free them?

The question is, when do you join them?

[grunting]

Listen, Walker, you've got me.

Let Sam go.

Let someone go?

That would be against the rules.

This collar always worked on Wulf

but since he's not here

I'll just have to put it on someone else.

You can't scare me, Walker.

I'll make a note of that, ghost boy.

But you're not the one who's gonna wear this.

Unh.

No!

[roars]

Huh!

[Both] Wulf!

Hold it. No, don't hit me.

Ah...

Nice job.

I am loving this wrist ray.

It's the perfect accessory...

Of pain.

Seize them!

Ready?Ready.

[screaming]

[roars]

Unh.You're all breaking the law ghost boy.

Ah!

Nice job.

Get Wulf and go to Tucker

while I keep Walker's army busy.Ok.

Come with me.

Veni kun mi.

So I know some, too.

Don't say a word.

[Wulf growls]

Tucker.

So, you think you can run away from me?

Agh!

f*ring from behind?

How very cowardly.

You'd know all about that.

Torturing Wulf, almost torturing Sam.

Ah.

[screams]

You!

What do you say we put this feud on ice for a while?

How do we get in there to free them?

Easy.

Remember how normal humans

can pass through stuff in the Ghost Zone?

Now, there should be a switch here somewhere.

Uh, duh!

Wait, where's Wulf?

Ah... huh?

Ferocious, yes.

Smart? Not so much.

Unh.

A little reverse polarity

should keep Walker in the Ghost Zone a while.

Ok, let's get out of here.

I'm impressed.

With my strength?

No, that you knew what "reverse polarity" was.

Funny.

You're free, my friend.

Run, before Sam tries to make another joke.

Libera?

Yes, libera, mia amiko.

Amiko.

Whoa, down, boy.

Let's keep this tongue-free, ok?

You ok?Yeah, come on.

Let's get everyone back to camp.

We don't have to wake them all up right away, do we?

So we're gonna tell everyone it was all a dream?

Of course not.

But everyone's gonna think it was

courtesy of a bad headache

from being in suspended animation.

Yeah, floating in that oatmeal was almost worse than eating it.

Wulf is free, Walker is in the Ghost Zone

and we don't have to wake the others till morning.

I-I mean, till it's gray again.

Just make sure

you get out of Lester's way when you wake him.

He hasn't gone to the bathroom for days.

Ok, we're ready.

It's showtime.

No, no, no, that's not what we're watching.

Now, it's showtime.

Wow.

I know.

[snoring]

[laughing]

[owl hoots]

We have our own soundtrack.

[coyote howling]It's perfect.

♪ Billionfold

[Man] Inc.

♪♪