04x10 - Space Telly!/Ultra Good Space Heroes/It's a Roundi-ful Life

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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04x10 - Space Telly!/Ultra Good Space Heroes/It's a Roundi-ful Life

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[RATTLING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round
And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy!
-Howdy!

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy!
-Howdy!

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls

-He's the swellest kid
-The swellest kid around

[ALL CHEER]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

OLIE: One minute to Space Boy.

Check anti-rust monster blasters.

-Check, Space Olie.
-Popcorn popped?

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Poppy corn, check. [GIGGLES]

Come on, Zow. This is serious. [SIGHS]

Okey-dokey. Helmets on.

-[WHIRS]
-ZOWIE: Oopsie!

Need more helmet.

ZOWIE: Helmet!

Helmet! Helmet!

ZOWIE: Space Binky.

[GIGGLES]

Welcome aboard, Space Binky.

[COOS]

Space boys and girls,
assume your positions.

[BUZZES]

-OLIE: Oh... Hey!
-Where's Space Boy?

-I don't know, Zow.
-[BEEPING]

[CREAKS]

Oh, no!

Telly's not working. Gee...

-Aren't you feeling well, Telly?
-[COOS]

-PERCY: What's up, Space Rangers?
-OLIE: Oh, Dad!

Space Boy is about to start
and Telly's all fuzzy.

-Daddy fix?
-[COOS]

Well, I'll give it the old Polie try.

Let's see here.

Hmm.

-[BINKY COOING]
-ZOWIE: Where go, Binky?

[SIGHS] I'm gonna have
to open Telly up and have a look-see.

Could take a while.

You mean we're gonna miss Space Boy?

'Fraid so.

But there's nothing else to do.

[SIGHS]

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

Might as well go see what's up upstairs.

[GIGGLES]

-Cat-piller truck, Olie.
-OLIE: Gee willikers.

I haven't seen that truck
in a gazillion years.

-Binky find.
-[BINKY COOS]

[GIGGLES]

-[WHIRS]
-ZOWIE: Zowie play bug truck, too.

-[LAUGHS]
-Golly, Zow.

These guys sure seem glad to see you.

-[ROBOCOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]
-Hey!

I remember that noise. It's...

My old robocopter.
I forgot all about that toy, too.

-[LAUGHS]
-OLIE: Whoa!

Jeepers! There's probably lots
of toys in my room,

that need to stretch their springs.

-[CLATTERING]
-PERCY: Well, I'm running out of wrenches

and still not sure
what's troubling your tubes, Telly.

[SIGHS]

[ANTENNA WHIRRING]

Phew!

Now, how the Jim Jangles
did that get there?

-Let's give the voltage meter a whirl.
-[METER BEEPS]

Hey.

It's like you're out of power,

but your battery's all charged up.

Hmm. That's odd.

Thought I put that hubcap
back on the shelf.

-[GIGGLES]
-OLIE: Look, Dad.

Binky found my old robocopter.

Whoa! [CHUCKLES] Whoa, Nellie!

[GIGGLING]

-Binky find trucks!
-[COOS]

We forgot we even had these toys.
They sure are fun.

-How's Telly feeling, Dad?
-[CLATTERING]

Not so well.

It might be days,
until Telly's right as rain again.

That's okey-dokey.
Our old toys are so much fun

We may never watch Telly again.

[WHIRS]

-[LAUGHS]
-[LAUGHS]

OLIE: Come on, bots.
Got a lot of playing to do.

-[ALL LAUGH]
-ZOWIE: Bye, Daddy. Bye, Telly.

They sure love those old toys, huh, Telly?

Oops, didn't mean to leave
the oil can on you.

[GASPS] Grease my gears!

It's like all the air went out of you.

Better go call the repairman.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

-OLIE: Whee!
-[LAUGHING]

[CREAKS]

Repairman's on his way, Telly.

Telly?

Now, where'd he get to?

Hmm. I wonder.

-[ROBOCOPTER WHIRS]
-[BINKY COOS]

PERCY: Say, kids, anyone seen, Telly?

I've been looking for him.

Telly? Nokey-dokey, Dad.

Zowie no see Telly.

[COOS]

-[BARKS]
-Spot? Hmm, what?

-[GASPS]
-Jumping Jupiter!

Telly's put himself out with the trash.

-[OLIE BOINGS]
-ZOWIE: Telly! Telly!

OLIE: Gee willikers, Telly.
You can't go live at the dump.

Telly no dump. Telly friend.

[COOS]

Sorry, we said we wouldn't
watch you anymore.

-Sure, we will.
-You betcha.

We'll get you fixed up
and the kids will be watching

Space Boy on you, before you know it.

Telly tired?

Come home, rest?

[CLATTERING]

[ALL LAUGH]

-ZOWIE: Space Telly!
-[BINKY COOING]

Well, strip my gears!

[CHUCKLES] Telly wants more
than just to be watched.

He wants to play.

-You wait right here, Telly.
-Telly, wait.

-[OLIE BOINGS]
-[ZOWIE BOINGS]

Welcome aboard, Space Telly!

Zowie: Space Telly! Space Telly!

-[BINKY COOING]
-[BEEPS]

-PERCY: Hey!
-OLIE: Yay, Telly!

-[CHEERING]
-[SPOT BARKING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Mm-hmm, my brand-new,
high-powered Supernova glare flashlight.

Let's test this beauty out.

-[CLICKS]
-Hmm.

"Supernova batteries not included."

Hmm.

[CHUCKLING]

In a pinch, there's always
the old Magno.

There we go.

-Okey-dokey.
-OLIE: Hey, Dad!

Here goes nothing.

Oh!

Oops!

Hey, Olie, you're kind of green.

-[LAUGHS]
-[LAUGHS]

Oh, sorry there, kids.

Guess the old Magno batteries
are too power-packed

for my new Supernova glare flashlight.

It cranked the beam

right into another color zone.

-[LAUGHS]
-[LAUGHS]

Looks like I have to round up
some plain old batteries.

Wow, Pollie.

That was like getting hit
with a beam from outer space.

Yeah. A super-powered beam
from a distant planet.

That gives everyone it hits,
superhero powers.

OLIE: Like super-strength.

Muscle Boy can lift
an extra-heavy titanium wrench,

with just one finger.

Wow!

OLIE: [STRAINS] Huh?

POLLIE: Jumping Jupiters, Olie!
You really are muscle boy.

Wow!

I was just pretending
I had super-strength, but I really do.

[GRUNTS]x

Guess the beam didn't give me
any powers.

[SIGHS]

Hey, Pollie, look.

You're floating.

[GASPS] I'm flying. Wow!
I did get superpowers.

I'm Fly Girl.

Fly Girl and Muscle Boy.
We're the ultra-good space heroes.

[BOTH LAUGH]

With our new superpowers,

we can do all kinds of good deeds
for helpless bots,

across the universe.

What doing, Olie?

OLIE: We ultra-good space heroes,
are waiting for an ultra-good deed to do.

Me spacey-hero, too. [GIGGLES]

Wow!

Sorry, Zow. You weren't zapped
by the green space beam,

like we were.

So, you can't be
an ultra-good space hero.

Me spacey-hero.

Hmm!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

-There! Look!
-[WHISTLES]

OLIE: Dad's gonna paint Housey's trim.

He definitely needs
some ultra-good space hero help.

[HUMS] Hmm.

-Where'd that ladder?
-Right here, Dad.

The ultra-good space heroes
are here to give you a helping hand.

Whoa, easy with that ladder, Olie.

-It's kind of heavy.
-Not for Muscle Boy, Dad.

[GROWLS]

Well, strip my gears. [CHUCKLES]

-Whoops! My brush!
-POLLIE: Here's your brush, Mr. Polie.

Why, thank you... Pollie?

Pollie is Fly Girl, Dad.

Hmm. That supernova glare flashlight beam

must've fused your binary
mechanical interfaces

and locked your inertial
logarithmic regulators.

You mean it made us superheroes!

[CHUCKLES] Well,
the effect will wear off in a bit.

POLLE: I'll get your paint can, Mr. Polie.

-Whoa!
-Oh, that's okay, Pollie.

-I can handle it myself. Whoa!
-POLLIE: Whoa!

-Oh, no.
-[THUDDING]

-[GROANS]
-Oops.

Sorry, Mr. Polie.

Don't worry, Dad.

The ultra-good space heroes
Will fix you up in a jiffy.

Uh, whoa! [CHUCKLES]

PERCY: Whoa, Nellie!

So, what else can we do
for you, Dad?

[EXHALES] Thanks, space heroes.

But I think I'll finish
the painting myself.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

POLLIE: Gee, Muscle Boy.

Your dad doesn't seem
that happy to get our help.

Sure he is. He's feeling happy
on the inside.

Zowie: Olie, Olie, Olie!

-Zowie spacey hero, too!
-POLLIE: Sorry, Zow.

You didn't get hit
by the green space beam.

The green paint doesn't
give you any superpowers.

[GROANS, GASPS]

-[CHIRPS]
-POLINA: Oh, dear!

That sounds like a cry for help.

-Ultra space heroes to the rescue!
-Ultra space heroes to the rescue!

POLINA: Here, birdy, birdy, birdy.
Out the door, you go.

You can do it.

OLIE: Fear not, Mom.

The ultra-good space heroes
are here to help!

[BARKS]

-Birdy scared.
-Don't worry.

It'll be a cinch
to get birdy out of there.

-Whoa!
-No, Spot!

-POLLIE: I'll save him.
-POLINA: You can fly!

[CHIRPS]

ZOWIE: Oh, careful, birdy, careful.

-Whoa!
-[THUDS]

I guess I can't fly as well as birdy.

-Oh, dear.
-Oh, poor, poor, birdy.

Hey, I've got an idea!

We can pour birdy
out of Housey's spout.

Here goes.

[GRUNTING]

PERCY: Whoa! No!

Oh, my stars.

-[STRAINS]
-POLLIE: I don't see birdy.

[CHIRPS]

Birdy scared.

Oh! Olie, put Housey down!

-[THUDS]
-ZOWIE: Zowie save little birdy.

POLINA: Poor little thing.

I guess Muscle Boy and Fly Girl
can't help everybody.

ZOWIE: Birdy, birdy, birdy, birdy.

-Birdy like cookie?
-[CHIRPS]

Aw.

-Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
-[CHIRPS]

Good work, Zow.
Now, why don't you take him outside?

[CHIRPING]

Bye-bye, birdy! Bye-bye!

-Wow, Zowie. You saved the day!
-You really are an ultra-good space hero.

Even if you weren't hit by a space beam.

Way to go, Zow! [GROANS]

Huh? The space hero effect
must have worn off.

[GROANS]

Oh, we're not ultra-good
space heroes anymore.

PERCY: Sure you are.

You're always heroes,
when you help others in need

POLINA: Oh!

Is there anyone out there,

that can help finish off
these extra cookies?

PERCY: Not to worry, sweetums!

Hark! That sounds like a cry for help!

-Ultra-good space heroes to the rescue!
-Ultra-good space heroes to the rescue!

Come on, Zow. You're a spacey hero, too.

Spacey hero! Spacey hero! [GIGGLES]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[POLINA HUMMING]

Oh, you're up and at 'em,
early this morning.

What would you like for breakfast?

Could I have a stack
of Polie flappyjacks, please?

Coming right up.

-[HUMMING]
-ZOWIE: Yum, yum, yummy.

Yum, yum, yummy.
Make Zowie rolie-odie-oh?

Oops-a-daisy.

I did promise you creamy rolie-odie-oh,
didn't I?

Uh, how's about some
Polie flappyjacks?

Rolie-odie-oh.

-[GROANS]
-POLINA: Sorry, sweetums.

Tomorrow we'll build a skyscraper-sized
stack of flappyjacks.

Sure, Mom.

PERCY: And in the curve,
it's Great Dazzling Daddy-o.

[GROWLS]

And on the curl,
Olie the Tussling Tornado

And his sidekick
Spotto the Super Pooch.

-[CHUCKLES]
-[ZOWIE CRYING]

Golly!

You okay, Zow?

-Me make a boo-boo.
-Aw.

We'll get you all fixed up, sweetie.

Sorry, Olie. Super-bot tussling match
is gonna have to wait.

Sure, Dad.

-Guess it's just the Tornado and Spotto.
-ZOWIE: Me need dolly.

OLIE: Hey, Spotto.

What about the tornado?

What about me?

-POLINA: Olie? Olie?
-Yeah, Mom?

Where's Zowie? I heard her crying.

Oh, there she is.

[SIGHS]

It's Zowie, Zowie, Zowie.
Nobody cares about me anymore. [SIGHS]

Guess if no one wants me around anymore,
there's only one thing left to do.

[OLIE BOINGS]

I bet everybody will miss me,
when I'm gone for good.

Look out, round world.

Olie Polie's running away.

Yes, sirree. Got places to go
and planets to see.

[CLATTERS]

Juice, rolie-oh snacks, toys, check.

Let mission "Runaway Olie" begin.

[WHIZZES]

I'm out of here.
I'm off to... Planet Cubey.

No. Over the Moonie.

Uh-uh. The little green planet!

-Nope.
-[CLATTERS]

OLIE: Guess the tree house will have
to do for now. See ya.

-[WHIZZES]
-[CLATTERS]

[PERCY BOINGS]

Okey-dokey, Tornado. Oh! Ah! Oh!
You ready to be blown out of town?

-Olie?
-POLINA: Olie!

Fresh-baked double choco-block cookies.
Come and get 'em.

Don't know where he's got to, sweetums.

Where my Olie? Need Olie hug.

[BANGS, CLATTERS]

What's this?

Oh, my!

-"I'm running away, signed Olie Polie."
-Running away?

-Oh!
-Oh, now,

I'm sure he hasn't skedaddled far.

-Huh?
-Huh?

[CHIRPS]

-POLINA: There he is!
-Hang on a sec, hon.

If Olie's decided to run away on his own,

he should decide to come back
on his own, too.

We'll just give him a little helping hand.

Remember, Zow, we're pretending
we don't know he's up there.

-Zowie need Olie kiss boo-boo!
-POLINA: Oh! No, no, no, no, Zow!

Look, even the flowers
look in the downy-dumps

-now that Olie's gone and left us.
-[SIGHS]

Can't blame them. I sure miss him, too.
His giggles and smiles.

Oh, and those Olie Polie hugs.

[BARKING]

I know, Spot. You miss your bestest,
ball-tossing buddy, too.

PERCY: Come on, everybody.

-It is just about din-din time.
-[POLINA SIGHS]

I don't think my plan worked.

[SIGHS, GASPS]

How's about a scoop of tummy-tickling
Rolie Polie ice cream?

No. Ice cream just isn't any fun
without Olie here to share it with.

POLINA: Without Olie around, even Mousey
doesn't feel like telling time.

PERCY: Maybe a little tinkering
will make me feel better.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

Tweaking the old Magno
just isn't the same

without my little helper.

Gee whiz. Dad needs me around
to help him.

Oh, dancing's no fun
without Olie to join in.

[SIGHS]

They sure are taking it kind of hard.

POLINA: Poor Lampy. Poor Telly.

Nothing works the same
without our Olie Polie around.

Seems our whole Housey
misses our cheery little bot.

Olie, Olie, Olie.

There's nothing to be done.
We'll just have to sell Housey

-and pack and move out.
-No way! You can't do that!

-PERCY: You're back!
-POLINA: We missed you so.

ZOWIE: Olie, Olie, Olie! [SMOOCHING]

-OLIE: Howdy, Zow.
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

I missed you, too.

But I thought,
you didn't want me around anymore.

-I thought you just wanted Zowie.
-Me want Olie.

Me love Olie.

POLINA: Olie.

Even if Zow gets a little
extra attention sometimes,

there's always enough
Polie hugs to go around.

[GIGGLES]

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

[BARKS]

-[LAUGHS]
-[LAUGHS]

MOUSEY: Olie's back! Olie's back!

I'm back for good.

'Cause there's no place
in the whole round world, I'd rather be.

Yes, sirree.

It's just a roundi-ful kind of life,
isn't it, Olie?

You betcha.

-[LAUGHS]
-[LAUGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC ENDS]
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