05x02 - A Little Hero/Binky's Birthday/Hiding in Plain Sight

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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05x02 - A Little Hero/Binky's Birthday/Hiding in Plain Sight

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[RATTLES]

Way up high in the rolie polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
-[BUZZES]

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round
And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

-Whee!
-[HONKING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

OLIE: On his most dangerous mission ever,

-Space Boy lands on a strange planet.
-[CHILD CRYING]

OLIE: High up on a mountaintop,

a helpless kid is stranded
and needs his help.

We have to be careful, Space Dog.

-[BARKS]
-The evil Astro-blaster could be

anywhere around here.

-Aha! I've got you now, Space Boy!
-[WHIRS]

Feel my astro-power.

[GRUNTS]

-[BARKS]
-[GRUNTS]

Once again, Space Boy,
the ultimate hero, saves the day.

Remember the Space Boy motto,

"I did my best and that's
the best I can do."

It's so cool re-pretending
our favorite Space Boy shows.

Now let's do the one where
he saves planet Killsville

from comet Hotsy-totsy.

Yeah. Right after we finish watching
the new Space Boy episode.

-Afterburners, don't fail me now!
-Afterburners, don't fail me now!

[UPBEAT MUSIC OVER TELEVISION]

MALE VOICE: Yes, space cadets

it's time for the amazing adventures
of our favorite intergalactic guy,

Space Boy!

-[BOTH CHEER]
-[BARKS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING OVER TELEVISION]

[LASER g*n ZAPPING, GROANING]

-SPACE BOY: Great job, Space Dog.
-[SPOT SNORES]

SPACE BOY: I don't think those
super-crusher giant robots

will trouble us ever again.
Yup, we did our best...

-'Cause that's the best we can do!
-'Cause that's the best we can do!

-Yay!
-Yay!

Wow, what a show!

MALE VOICE:
And now stay tuned for a special message

from Space Boy!

-Howdy, faithful viewers on Planet Polie.
-[BARKS]

Space Dog and I have
something important to tell you.

-[BOTH GASP]
-SPACE BOY: This is going to be

my last Space Boy show in this galaxy.

BOTH: [GASP] What?

You see, there's danger lurking
everywhere in the universe,

so we'll be rocketing to another galaxy
where other kids need our help.

Thanks a million to all you
Space Boy and Space Dog fans.

-We'll... We'll miss you...
-[SPACE DOG WHIMPERS]

...and we'll always remember you.

So don't ever forget the Space Boy motto,

"Always do your best

-"'cause that's the best you can do."
-[BARKS]

No more Space Boy?

Ever again?

[SIGHS]

What are we gonna do?

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]

OLIE: I just feel rotten.

Me too. Not only did he have a great show
but he was a great pal.

I wish there was some way
we could say goodbye to him.

[SIGHS] Me too.

Hey! Wait here. I'll be right back.

-Mom! Mom!
-What's all the hullabaloo, Rolie?

Mom, can I use the phone
and call the Space Boy help-line?

It's important!

Sure, sweetie.

MALE VOICE: Space Boy help-line.
Will you hold, please?

No, wait.
This is Olie Polie from Polieville,

and I really, really need
to get ahold of Space Boy.

It's important.

MALE VOICE:
Olie Polie? Oh, we remember you.

Space Boy's off to another galaxy already,

but we'll do our bestest
to get him the message.

Thanks. And, um, can you just tell him
that we'll always do our best

'cause that's the best we can do.

-[SIGHS]
-Are you okey dokey, Olie?

I just wanted to say good-bye
to Space Boy before he goes,

-but he's long gone by now.
-[BEEPS]

MAN OVER RADIO:
Space Boy, I just received

an urgent call
from Olie Polie in Polieville

and it sounds like... I don't know...

it sounds like an emergency!

-[BARKS]
-You're right, Space Dog.

We better go back and help
our good friend Olie Polie.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

SPACE BOY: Does somebody here

-need a helping hand?
-[GASPS]

Space Boy! Space Dog! You came!
I thought I'd never see you again!

We rocketed over when
we heard you were in trouble.

Uh, thanks, Space Boy, but I'm not...

-So, is it the rust monster?
-[GROWLS]

SPACE BOY:
I'll use my rust detector to find him.

-[DETECTOR BEEPS]
-OLIE: There's no rust monster, Space Boy.

You're right,
no sign of the rust monster here.

Is it the evil Astro-blaster?

I'd better check this out.

It's not the evil Astro-blaster, either.

Then what's the trouble, Olie?

Well, there's not really
any danger here, Space Boy.

Didn't you call for help?

No. I called 'cause, um,
I just wanted to say

you know, to say goodbye.

Oh.

Saying good-bye is pretty important.

Billy and I can't believe
we're never ever going to see you again.

Oh, no! Billy! I left him in the park!

[SWING SQUEAKS]

[GASPS] Whoa! Space Boy!

You're here! You came!

Hey, I had to say goodbye
to my two bestest space pals.

-[BARKS]
-Do you really have to go, Space Boy?

I'm afraid so, Billy.

-But why?
-It's just time to move on.

MALE VOICE:
Space Boy! Come in, Space Boy!

We have an emergency!
Little Gaby in the Galaxina Galaxy

really needs your help!

Sounds like little Gaby's in trouble.

Well, I guess this is it.

[SAD MUSIC PLAYING]

We're sure gonna miss you, Space Boy.

I don't know what
we're going to do without you.

Yeah, you do, Olie.
Just remember to do your best...

-'Cause that's the best we can do!
-'Cause that's the best we can do!

[CHUCKLES]
That's right, 'cause, you know,

there's a little hero in every one of us.

Help, Olie! Help, Billy! Help, Space Boy!
[SOBBING]

I think you and Billy can handle this one.

[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]

-Afterburners, don't fail me now!
-[BARKS]

BOTH: Bye, Space Boy! Bye, Space Dog!

Olie help Zowie!

Don't worry, Zowie. It's Space Boy Olie,
and Space Boy Billy to the rescue!

Boy, it's really high up there.

Uh-huh.

Hey, remember that time when Space Boy

and Space Dog rescued the princess
from the icky space spiders?

-Yeah!
-Huh?

-Up, up...
-[GRUNTS]

...and away! Gotcha!

-ZOWIE: Whoa! [CHUCKLES]
-[GRUNTS]

Here you go, Zowie.

Thank you, Olie. Thank you, Billy.

It looks like Space Boy was right.
There is a little hero in all of us.

Yeah!

-Afterburners, don't fail us now!
-Afterburners, don't fail us now!

Vroom!

-[BOTH IMITATE ROCKETSHIP]
-OLIE: Vroom!

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[ZOWIE SQUEALING, CHUCKLING]

-POLINA: You-hoo.
-[CHUCKLES]

Whoa! [CHUCKLES]

Whoa there, Zow.
What's got my little girl in such a whirl?

Party! Party! Party! [CHUCKLES]

Ooh, come on, pumpkin.
Let me put your bow on.

Pretty bow

-for Binky birthday! [CHUCKLES]
-Binky's birthday, huh?

-That is exciting.
-[CHUCKLES]

Ooh! [SIGHS]

Aargh! There she be! Aargh!

PERCY:
Whatcha doing with the pirate gear, Olie?

-Is Binky's birthday a dress-up party?
-OLIE: Nokey dokey, Dad.

This stuff is for me and Billy
after the party.

-Oh.
-Yep. We're big bots now.

Too big to play at a little kids party.

That's why we're in charge
of the games and the craft table.

Is that so?

Once the little bots are tired out,
Billy and I are going to play pirates.

All righty.

You want to be in charge
of fun and games? It can be a lot of work.

No problemo, Dad.
Binky and Zowie are just little bots.

Sure. They'll be having naps in no time.

Then Billy and me are going
to play pirates. Aargh!

Happy birthday, Binky!

-Happy birthday, Binky!
-What do you want to do first?

[SIGHS, SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

This is the flag
for Bevel's square play tent.

You stick the flag on the back
of your pants,

and everybody has to try and grab it.

-Tag, tag, tag!
-Okey dokey. Who wants the flag...

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

-[SCREAMS HAPPILY]
-Everybody get Binky!

Go get him, Zow... Wow, look at her go.

[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

-Huh?
-Huh?

[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

-Binky sure is fast for a little bot.
-OLIE: Yeah.

[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES, SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

[BABIES CHUCKLE]

-[BABIES CHUCKLE]
-[BOYS PANT]

-Huh?
-Huh?

[BABIES GIGGLE]

[BOYS GROAN]

I guess we got to keep our orbs
and blocks up, huh, Olie?

-You betcha.
-[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

[FABRIC RIPPING]

Zowie win! [CHUCKLES]

At least we're one game
and one diaper down.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

Here's the birthday boy,

re-diapered and ready for any
angle you boys can throw at him.

-Oh! Oh!
-[KIDS CHUCKLE]

Sure I can't be of any help, Billy boy?

Well, if you really want to
there is something you can do, Mom.

BONITA: Ready for musical squares?

When the music stops,
you got to sit on a square.

If you don't grab a square,
you're out of there!

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Let's show them how it's done, Olie-o.

[CHUCKLES]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[SIGHS]

-[CHUCKLES]
-[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

-[MUSIC STOPS]
-[SQUEALS, CHUCKLES]

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

-What?
-Huh?

[BABIES CHUCKLE]

That's good.
You little bots are catching on.

-Let's play again.
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLING]

Play, play, play!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[BABIES CHUCKLE]

[BABIES CHUCKLE]

[CHUCKLES]

[BABIES CHUCKLE]

[UPBEAT MUSIC STOPS]

[GASPS, SCREAMS]

-[SPLATS]
-[GRUNTS]

-[CHUCKLES] Olie jump high!
-[BINKY CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]
-OLIE: Good try, Zow.

You almost pinned
the antenna on the robot.

-[CHUCKLES]
-Let's see how you do, Binky.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

Careful. That thing's really sticky.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

[BILLY GRUNTS]

Aw, Binky.

Did I win?

I don't know if you won, Binky,
but I sure lost.

[SIGHS] These little bot games
are pretty fun for them.

Sure. They're winning everything.

But they don't seem to be getting tired.

-[BLOWING HARMONICA]
-Binky! Binky! [CHUCKLES]

-What's he up to now?
-[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

-[BLOWING HARMONICA]
-[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

[CHUCKLES] It's Follow the Binky.

-[BLOWING HARMONICAS]
-[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

-[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
-[SCREAMS]

[KIDS CHEER, CHUCKLE]

Okay, that was fun but you little bots
look like you could use a rest.

So let's do some finger painting.

Yay! Paint, paint, paint!

[BABIES CHUCKLE]

[SIGHS] This was a good idea.

They need their quiet time.

Yep. All that running
around takes a lot out of little bots.

-[BINKY SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
-[BOTH GASP]

-Yay! Paint, paint, paint!
-[CHUCKLES]

Hey, you're supposed
to paint the paper not each other.

This is a real nokey dokey, Zow.

-Look at your party dress.
-If you two bots can't behave...

-[SPLATS]
-[GROANS]

-[ZOWIE CHUCKLING]
-[CHUCKLES]

[SPLATS]

Hey, cut that out.

-Okay, that's enough.
-[BABIES CHUCKLING]

[ALL CHUCKLE]

Okey dokey, Binky.
Time to unlock the birthday boxes.

[CHUCKLES] Goody! Good!

Oh, a spaceman's helmet
from your big brother Billy.

-Yeah. Honk! Honk!
-[HONKS]

-OLIE: That's from Zowie and me.
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

BONITA:
And those are from Daddy and me

for our littlest block.

You two did a real square job
keeping the kids entertained.

Thanks, Dad, but it was
sort of the other way round.

So, are you sailing off
to play big bot pirates now?

[CHUCKLES]

[SQUEALS] Ooh!

[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

And miss out on another game
of Follow the Binky?

-OLIE: No way!
-BILLY: No way!

-[ALL CHUCKLE]
-ZOWIE: Binky! Binky!

-BILLY: Vroom! Vroom!
-OLIE: Beep! Beep!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

OLIE: Gotcha! Nope.

Hmm...

Aha!

[CHUCKLES]

Huh?

PERCY: Billy-o! Time to move, kiddo!

Aha!

-Gotcha!
-[GROANS]

Yeah. Sorry, Olie. I have to go.

[SIGHS] Okey dokey.

Guess I have
to find somebody else to play with.

-[WHISTLES]
-[RATTLES]

Howdy, Dad.
Want to play some hide-and-seek?

Okey dokey, Olie.

Just a nanosec while I set the magno
for a little paint-disappearing.

Gotta to get rid of that blue stain.

-[WHIRS]
-Oh!

Um, blue stain's gone, Dad.

Well, this might take a little while.
Maybe you should ask Mom to play.

[HUMS]

Hey, Mom, want to play hide-and-seek?

In a minute, sweetie.
I have to get these plants in the ground

before their roots rust.

Okey dokey.

Maybe Pappy will play with you.

[SNORES, WHISTLES]

[SNORES, WHISTLES]

-What's doing, Olie?
-Nothing.

Nobody wants
to play hide-and-seek with me.

Zowie play hidey-seek! Olie no find me.

Nokey dokey, Zow.

I want to play
a big bot game of hide-and-seek.

Zowie play big bot hidey-seek.

But, Zow, you're too easy to find.

And you tell me
where you are before I even look.

-That's not fun for big bots like me.
-Zowie fun.

Olie count, one, four, two, ten.

Okey dokey,
but you have to hide really good.

Yep. [CHUCKLES]

One, two, three...

Me hide here! Olie find Zowie! [CHUCKLES]

Zowie, you have to play
big bot hide-and-seek.

-Okey dokey?
-Okey dokey, Olie.

You're going to hide really good,
and stay quiet till I find you?

Me promise.

Okey dokey. Here goes. One, two...

-three, four...
-Oh, no! Indigo?

-OLIE: ...five, six, seven...
-Hmm.

-Huh?
-OLIE: ...eight...

-[ZOWIE SQUEALS, CHUCKLES]
-OLIE: ...nine, ten.

-Ready or not, here I come.
-ZOWIE: Me ready, Olie.

Shh! Remember, big bot hide-and-seek.

Aha! Hmm...

Aha! Hmm...

Uh-oh!

ZOWIE: Olie no see me?

Zow?

Gotcha!

Nope. You're hiding good, Zow.

ZOWIE: Olie no see me?

Ooh, me no see me. [CHUCKLES]

[SNORES]

-[ZOWIE CHUCKLING]
-[GROWLS]

-[BARKS]
-[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

-[GROWLS]
-[ZOWIE SQUEALING, CHUCKLING]

-[GROWLS]
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

[WHIMPERS]

-[HUMS]
-I got you!

Uh-uh.

What are you up to, Olie?

Zowie and I are playing hide-and-seek.
Have you seen her?

Nope.

Okey dokey.

There. That about does it.
Just have to spread the last few seeds.

Oh!

Oh, my!

Where are you, Zowie?

Come on.

-[ZOWIE CHUCKLING]
-Aha!

Zowie?

[ZOWIE MUNCHES]

[GRUNTS]

[WHIMPERS, HUFFS]

[SNORES]

ZOWIE: Olie no find me here. [CHUCKLES]

[SNORES]

-[ZOWIE CHUCKLING]
-Huh? Oh. Oh. What a dream.

[SIGHS] The... The pillows were flying!

Ah, oh well.

I'll be jiggered. [SNORES]

Aha!

-[PAPPY SNORING]
-Huh?

Nope.

Zowie!

Yes!

Zowie, where are you?

Zow?

If I tighten the tone tuner...

Now, where did I put that screwdriver?

Oh, thanks. Huh?

[ZOWIE SQUEALING, CHUCKLING]

Anybody seen Zowie?

Zowie, I'm not having fun anymore.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

-Whoa!
-ZOWIE: Hidey-seek fun, fun, funny.

-Zowie?
-ZOWIE: Shh! Olie, me hiding.

OLIE: Zow, is that you?

Zowie, are you invisible?

[ZOWIE CHUCKLING] No tickle, Olie!

Oh! I didn't think
I was ever going to find you.

-ZOWIE: Zowie play big bot hidey-seek?
-You sure did.

I got kind of worried.
Let's find Dad and get you uninvisible.

ZOWIE: More big bot hidey-seek?

I'll play hide-and-seek with you anytime

-as long as you stay visible.
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

-OLIE: Hey, Dad!
-Hang on, Olie.

I've finally fixed the magno.
A quick zappety-zap and then I'll play.

[WHIRS]

-Wow, Zow!
-PERCY: Okey dokey. Stain's gone.

[CHUCKLES] Dad, uh, so are you.

PERCY: Swirling stars! I'm invisible.

Daddy play big bot hidey-seek?

PERCY: Don't worry, I'll recombobulate
the color coordinator...

Come on, Zowie, let's go play.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

PERCY: ...and tighten the visiblator.

-[CLANKING, RATTLING]
-[BARKS]

PERCY: Just a flick of the switch...
-[WHIRS]

PERCY: Oh, my!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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