04x04 - Mickey's Farm Fun Fair

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.
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04x04 - Mickey's Farm Fun Fair

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[birds chirping]

[laughs] Hey, everybody!
It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

[loon howls]

[laughs] I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,

we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[cheerful music playing]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call.

-Donald!
-Present.

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Goofy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here.

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey] It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
[laughs]

Mickey's Farm Fun Fair.

Welcome to our clubhouse.

-Today...
-[Pluto barking]

[howls excitedly]

-Hiya, Pluto!
-[pants]

[barking]

[Goofy yells]

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. [grunts]

Don't worry, everybody.

I'm A-okey-dokey!

I always land on my two feet.

Almost always. [laughs]

[laughs] Aw, Goof,
you and Pluto are just in time.

Because we're gonna
do something really fun!

I love doing something fun!

[pants] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[whistling] [honking]

Say, that sounds like the Silly Switch.

I wonder what it has for us today.

Come on, help me pull the switch.

Ready? Pull, pull, pull.

It's a big blue ribbon!

Uh, what's that for?

Well, a blue ribbon
is a special kind of award,

and today we're all gonna get one.

Just come on down to...

Mickey's Farm Fun Fair!

There's gonna be all sorts of games
and contests and,

well, fun! [chuckles]

Will you join us for the Farm Fun Fair?

You will? Hot dog!

Then let's get some Mouseketools!

♪ Mouseke hey, Mouseke hi, Mouseke ho ♪

♪ Mouseke ready
Mouseke set, here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me, Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me, Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

[bell ringing]

Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it!
[laughs]

Show us the Mouseketools to help us do it!

Meeska, Mooska, Mousekedoer!

Mouseketools, Mouseketools, Mouseketools!

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

[Mickey] Ooh! We've got bottle caps.

[Goofy] Ooh, the handy fishing pole.

A giant bendy straw.

Bendy.

[Mickey] And the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

He's here for me-dles and you-dles!
[laughs]

And all we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

All we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

[ringing]

Now, let's mosey on over
to the Clubhouse Farm

and start having some fun.

-[Minnie and Daisy laughing]
-[Donald] Oh, boy!

-This is gonna be good.
-[Daisy] Oh, goody-goody!

-[Minnie] Oh, I'm so excited.
-[Daisy] Me, too.

[engine starting]

Howdy, folks!

Well, hello, Mickey!

-Hi, Mickey!
-Why, howdy-do!

Step right up, friends.

The Farm Fun Fair is about to begin.

Hit it, boys!

[playing music]

♪ Hey, everybody ♪

♪ Ready for fun?
Yeah! ♪

♪ Great, 'cause we invited everyone ♪

[Clarabelle] ♪ Come on over ♪

♪ Come on over ♪

[Clarabelle] ♪ Oh, come on over ♪

♪ Come on over ♪

♪ Come on over to Mickey's Farm Fun Fair ♪

♪ There's gonna be games
And contests, too ♪

♪ And blue ribbons for me and you ♪

♪ Aw, come on over ♪

♪ Come on over ♪

♪ Why don't ya come on over ♪

♪ Come on over ♪

♪ Come on over to Mickey's Farm Fun Fair ♪

[Mickey chuckles] Aw.

[Donald] Here we go.

Oh, boy, oh, boy!
These games are gonna be fun, Chip.

Yep! We may be small,
but I bet we can keep up with everybody.

-[Donald] I hope so.
-Huh?

Don't worry, fellas.

You guys are gonna do great.

[both] Thanks!

This ought to be fun!

Gather around, folks,

for the Fun Fair Egg and Spoon Race.

All you have to do is carry an egg
over to your partner.

Then he or she has to carry it back
to the starting line

without dropping the egg.

Are all the teams ready?

You betcha, Mickey the Farmer Mouse!

Let's do it!

Me and Goofbot are all charged up.

[mechanical voice]
And ready to go-go-go!

-[laughs]
-[electronic laugh]

We're here, too.

[both] Don't forget about us!

Now, to your starting places,
everybody.

Good luck, Goofy!

You, too, mechanical buddy of mine!

[Donald] This ought to be a piece of cake.

You tell them, Quackers.

We're gonna win for sure.

No egg dropping here. [chuckles]

Come on, everybody.
Hold your spoon steady and race with us.

And don't drop your egg.

Okay, egg racers.

Ready, set...

Go!

-[overlapping chatter]
-Let's go, little eggy!

-[Minnie] Careful now.
-[Chip] [chuckles] Yeah!

Hey! [yells]

Oh, gotcha, little eggy-weggy!

Here I come!

Here I goes on my tippity toes.

Get going, you big palooka!

Moving as fast as I can, Quackers.

Just be ready.

Coming through!

Go, go, go!

♪ La-la-la, la-la-la! ♪

Yoo-hoo! Excuse me, coming through.

-Whoa! Here you go, Daisy.
-Have an egg.

-Don't mind if I do.
-It's all yours.

Get quacking.

Yee-ha!

-Keep up the good work!
-[barks]

Go, Goofbot, go!

[stuttering] Bumpy!

[chuckles]

Oopsie!

Gosh! Goofbot's falling apart,

and he's losing his parts!

This road is very rough.

Sorry, Goofy.

I goofed up...[losing power]

Sweet potaters! Stop the race!

We've got to help my Goofbot!

Oh. [gasps]

Uh-oh! Goofbot is missing
the three control buttons

that make him go.

Goofy, do you have any?

[stammers] No...

That's where that was.

Whoopsie.

Nope. Totally out of buttons.

But we've got plenty of Mouseketools.

Maybe they can help us.

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

[bell ringing]

Right here, pa-pa-partner! Whee-ha!

[Mickey] We've got bottle caps,

the handy fishing pole,

a giant bendy straw,
and the Mystery Mouseketool.

What can we use
to replace Goofbot's buttons?

[Daisy]
Well, I'm liking those bottle caps.

They're round,
just like Goofbot's buttons.

[Goofy] Yeah, and there are
one, two, three of them.

How about we try 'em?

[Mickey] We've got ears, say "Cheers!"

[beeping]

[powering up]

Thanks for making me
all better, everybody.

Now, watch me go, go, go!

See ya! [chuckles]

Oh, yeah?

I'll see you!

-[laughs]
-What?

[both] We did it!

[both] All hail Chip and Dale!

My hopes have been scrambled.

[overlapping cheers]

This is exasperating.

Hey, everybody,
want to do something swell?

Then step right up and ring the bell.

[overlapping oohs and ahs]

Hit the tile just right
and the disk will go

high, higher and highest.

Who wants to go first?

[both] We do!

Say, folks, when the disk
goes up to ring the bell,

let's all call out,
"High, higher, highest!"

Ready?

[grunt in effort]

-[Mickey] High.
-[Chip] Higher.

-[Dale] Highest.
-[clangs]

Goody-good for you, boys.

I hope I can do as well as you.

[grunts in effort]

[all] High. Higher. Highest.

[clangs]

Goody-goody! I did it!

Aw, this is easy.

[grunts]

Huh? What happened?

I'll show ya.

[grunts in effort]

What? I don't believe it!

This is ridiculous.

[grunts in effort]

What?

Oh, what's the matter, pal?
You got a problem?

Let me take a whack at it.

[grunts]

Uh-oh! [shouts]

Whoa!

[quacks] Get me down!

Sorry! [chuckles nervously]

Aw. Don't worry, Pete.

We'll find a way
to get Donald down safely.

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

[bell ringing]

Somebody needs help?

[Mickey] Let's see, we've got
the handy fishing pole,

a giant bendy straw,
and the Mystery Mouseketool.

[Pete] Hmm. What say we go fishing
for the duck?

You know, with that handy fishing thingy.

[Mickey] [chuckles] Gosh!

I think Donald's a little too high
up in the tree to do that,

but I bet he could slide down
on the giant bendy straw.

We've got ears, say "Cheers!"

Yee-ha! [grunts]

Aw. You're safe now, pal.

It's always something.

[Clarabelle] Attention, friends!

[clears throat]

♪ Now it's time for something sweet ♪

[all exclaim excitedly]

♪ A special Farm Fun Fair treat ♪

♪ It's the bake-off
You've all been waiting for ♪

♪ We've got pies
And cakes and plenty more ♪

[up-tempo music plays]

Introducing the latest in yummy treats,

it's Minnie's Minnie-Mini Carrot Cakes.

Yes, we have bananas,

thanks to Daisy's beautiful Banana Bread.

Ooh! Take a look
at this delightful delight

from Chip and Dale, the Nutty Nutcake.

And last but not least,

let me present my latest creation...

♪ Moosical Moo Muffins ♪

♪ They're very Moosical, you see ♪

♪ When you take a bite
They play a tune that goes... ♪

[chiming in tune]

♪ Do-re-mi ♪

[startled squawks]

[panicked sounds]

Oh, dear.

That little egg could get squished.

Clarabelle! Look out!

Oh!

Goodness me!

Oh, say it isn't so!

Somebody save my Moo Muffins.

I know just the somebody
who can help you, Clarabelle.

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

[bell ringing]

It's me, me, me to the rescue.

[Mickey]
Okay, we have the handy fishing pole.

[Clarabelle] Go for it, Mickey.

We can fish for my precious
Moo Muffins. Hurry!

We've got ears, say "Cheers!"

Come to Mickey, Moo Muffins.

[chuckles]

A million thanks to you, Mickey.

My muffins are still good enough to eat.

-Have a Moosical Moo Muffin, everyone.
-Oh!

-Mmm.
-Ooh, yum, yum.

-Ah.
-Yum.

[muffins chiming]

[Mickey] Wow!

-Mmm.
-Oh.

Boy, that was do-re-mi-licious.

And fun!

Oh, but the fun's not over yet, boys.

Now it's time
for the Fun Fair Square Dance.

Stand up, everyone,

and square dance with us.

♪ Grab your partner Dosey-do ♪

♪ Let's all get up, get ready to go ♪

♪ Hold onto your hats
Hitch up your pants ♪

♪ We're doin' the Fun Fair Square Dance ♪

♪ Hop back three times ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop ♪

♪ Hop forward three times ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop ♪

♪ And that's how ya do
The Fun Fair Square Dance ♪

-[chuckles]
-Goody-goody.

The square turned into a triangle.

Yeah! Come on.

Let's all do the Triangle Dance.

♪ Let's slide this way ♪

♪ Then slide that way ♪

♪ This way, that way ♪

♪ Slide, slide ♪

♪ This way, that way ♪

♪ Slide, slide ♪

♪ And that's how you do
The Fun Fair Triangle Dance ♪

Ooh, how fun is that?

The triangle turned into a circle.

Everybody hold hands
and do the Circle Dance.

Take it, Daisy!

♪ Let's go round and round
Then round once more ♪

[Minnie] ♪ We'll do it two times
Three times, even four ♪

♪ Round and round
Round we go ♪

♪ Not too fast and not too slow ♪

♪ And now we go back to square one ♪

♪ Wasn't our
Square Dance lots of fun? ♪

♪ Sure was fun for everyone ♪

[all] Yee-ha!

[all laughing]

Whoo, what a geometric jamboree!

Whoo, what a geometric jamboree!

That means
"a dance with lots of shapes and singing."

[chuckles]

Golly-gee-willikers!

This Fun Fair is more fun
than I've ever had at a Fun Fair.

And the fun just keeps on coming, Goof.

Because now, make way for...

The Big Veggie and Fruit Contest!

Oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear.

Uh, what's wrong, Minnie?

My prize tomato needs water.

[sighs]
But every time I fill my sprinkling can,

the water leaks out.

What am I going to do?

Aw. Don't worry.

The Clickety-Clack Tractor
has plenty of water.

[rattling]

Wuh-oh! It's all out of water.

Gee, maybe there's a Mouseketool
that can help us.

Everybody say...

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

Head-head-heads up, partners!

[chuckles]

[Mickey] All that's left
is the Mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool!"

[all] Mystery Mouseketool!

[Mickey]
What's today's Mystery Mouseketool?

[Daisy] Ooh, it's Bubbles the Elephant!

[Mickey] We picked all our Mouseketools.

Say, "Super Cheers!"

[slurping]

[Minnie] Bubbles, over here.

Thank you, Bubbles.

You saved my prize tomato. [giggles]

[trumpets]

Stupendous!

Now, let's start
the Big Veggie and Fruit Contest.

[grunts]
Say hello to my kooky cauliflower.

[grunts] I've been growing old Corny

here ever since he was a baby corn.

[chuckles]

[humming]

[grunts] Check out my pumpkin, Petey fans.

-[stomping]
-Whoa! Hey!

What's going on?

Wow-za! It's Willie the Giant!

Duh. Howdy, little, itty-bitty buddies.
[chuckles]

Gosh! That sure is a peach
of a peach you got there.

Yeah. And it's big, too.

Just like me. [chuckles]

Oopsie. [gasps]

Oh, beans!

[squawks] Help!

Oh, my! We've got to help Donald!

Maybe we can do something, Dale.

I say we can, Chip. Let's go.

[both] Pete! Ring the bell! Ring the bell!

You got it, pals!

-[grunts]
-[Dale and Chip] Up, up we go!

Yowza!

Slow down, you big peach!

[both] Incoming!

[both] Yippee!

[Donald yells]

[both] That was close.

I know.

[gasps] This isn't goody-good.

The giant peach is heading for the barn.

Oh, no!

This is a job
for the Clickety-Clack Tractor.

[engine revs]

[tires screech]

[tires screech]

Gotcha!

Uh, nice catch, Mickey.

Thanks, Willie.

Duh. Can I still get a blue ribbon?

Why, sure! Today, everybody
gets a blue ribbon.

Oh, goody-goody-goody.

Duh. I got a blue ribbon!

I got a blue ribbon! [laughs]

-[Minnie] What nice blue ribbons.
-[chattering]

-[Daisy] Oh, goody. Thank you, Mickey.
-Oh, this is swell.

Say, Mickey, you didn't forget about us...

-[both] Did you?
-Nope.

You fellas get extra-special blue ribbons.

Not only for having fun,
but for saving Donald.

Yeah, thanks for everything.

[both] You're welcome, Donald!

And thank you, too.

Without you, the Farm Fun Fair
would've been no fun at all.

And here's something else
that's fun to do.

Stand up.

And let's do the Hot Dog Dance!
[chuckles]

♪ Hot dog ♪

[barking]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Thanks for joining us
at the Farm Fun Fair.

Oh, I sure had fun,
and I hope you did, too.

And thanks for doing
the Hot Dog Dance. Yeah!

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now
From Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw. Thanks for stopping by.

Ooh, how fun is that?

The triangle turned into a circle.

Everybody hold hands
and do the Circle Dance!

Take it, Daisy!

♪ Let's go round and round
Then round once more ♪

♪ We'll do it two times
Three times, even four ♪

♪ Round and round, round we go ♪

♪ Not too fast and not too slow ♪

♪ And now we go back to square one ♪

♪ Wasn't our Square Dance lots of fun? ♪

♪ Sure was fun for everyone ♪

-[all] Yee-ha!
-[Minnie giggles]
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