04x17 - Mickey's Mousekeball

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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04x17 - Mickey's Mousekeball

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[birds chirping]

[laughs] Hey, everybody!
It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

[loon howls]

[laughs] I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,

we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[cheerful music playing]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call.

-Donald!
-Present.

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Goofy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here.

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey] It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
[laughs]

[Mickey reading]

[giggling and squeaking]

[bell ringing]

Welcome to my clubhouse, everybody.

[squeaking]

[laughing in distance]

[Donald] This is fun! [laughing]

[Minnie] Oh, my!

Sounds like everybody's having fun.

Let's go see what's up.

[laughter continues]

Hiya, Professor.

Hello there, Mickey Mouse.

[chuckles] I, Professor Ludwig Von Drake,

is proud to presenting to you

our brand-new Fun-Time Floating Dome!

[Mickey] [laughs] Wow!

Inside, you can play
the Flyin' Mousekeball Game.

♪ Oh, catch that Mousekeball if you can ♪

Yahoo!

♪ Catch the Mousekeball ♪

♪ Count three Mouseke-seconds
While it's still in your hand ♪

-[barks]
-♪ Catch the Mousekeball ♪

♪ It flippy-slips ♪

♪ It slides, it zooms ♪

-Wow!
-Bye-bye!

♪ Oh, catch that Mousekeball if you can ♪

-Yahoo!
-♪ Catch the Mousekeball ♪

♪ Catch that Mousekeball if you can ♪

[barks]

Come on in, Mickey.
We're playing Flyin' Mousekeball.

All you have to do is hold the Mousekeball

for three Mouseke-seconds and you win.

Oh, boy!

-[squeaking]
-[Minnie grunts]

[both] Mouseke-one,

mouseke-two, mouseke...

-Oh!
-[giggles]

Come back here!

Whoa! That's one goofy Mousekeball!

Hey, everybody, wait for me!

Oh! Excuse me, Mickey the Mouse.

I want to play, too.

-[squeaking]
-[barking]

Whoa! This is swell, Professor!

Oh! Whoa!

Oh, this is sweller than swell,
Mickey the Mouse.

It's floatin'-tastic!

[all yelling] Whoa! Oh!

[laughing]

[squeaking]

-[Donald] This is fun!
-Yeah!

-Whoa!
-Oh!

Whoa!

[barking]

[squeaking]

Oh, wow! Hold on there,
you frisky little Flyin' Mousekeball-y!

I'm a-comin' to catch you!

Gotcha! Mouseke-one,

mouseke-two, mouseke...

Whoa!

[squeaking]

Uh-oh! Watch out!

[barks]

Oh-ho! Flyin' fish feathers!

[squawks]

-Oh!
-Oh...

[screams]

[squeaks and giggles]

Woopsie-do!

That Flyin' Mousekeball
just went good-bye-bye.

Uh-oh. Now that Flying Mousekeball
can fly anywhere.

Well, that ought to make
the game more interesting.

We gotta go get it!

Donald's right.

We've gotta catch that ball.

Will you help us catch
the Flying Mousekeball

so we can finish playing our game?

You will? Hot dog!

Come on, let's go get some Mouseketools.

♪ Mouseke hey
Mouseke hi, Mouseke ho ♪

♪ Mouseke ready
Mouseke set, here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

[bell ringing]

Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it!
[laughs]

Show us the Mouseketools to help us do it!

Meeska, Mooska, Mousekedoer!

Mouseketools, Mouseketools, Mouseketools!

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

[Mickey]
We've got a doorbell buzzer button.

[doorbell rings]

[Minnie] A bottle of dish soap.

[Goofy] A jumbo plunger,
the jumbo plumber's best friend.

[Mickey] And the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

He's here for me-dles and you-dles!
[laughs]

And all we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

All we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

[ringing]

Now that we got our Mouseketools,

let's take to the skies
and catch that Mousekeball.

Toon Plane cleared for takeoff!

Hang on, Co-pilot Pluto.

[barks]

[squawks]

[Minnie] Up, up and away!

Aw, nuts!
How do you make this thing go?

I gotta get going!

Well, Donald,
with my patent-pending Blimpy Blazer,

you're gonna be rising up in the sky
before you know it.

[yells] Up, up, up I go!

-Hurray!
-Whoo-hoo.

Bon voyage over there!

Donald!

You look great in the Blimpy Blazer!

Why, thank you.

[horn honks]

[siren wails]

Make way, everybody!

I'm going after the Mousekeball
in the Clubhouse Rescue Truck.

Helicopter.

Lift off!

Ha! My handy-dandy backpack
rocket is a lot faster

than those other flyin' machines.

Maybe I'll be the one
who catches that Mousekeball first.

Whoa!

♪ Go, go, go, Mousekeball ♪

♪ We gotta go after the Mousekeball ♪

♪ Come on, everybody
Fly like a bird ♪

♪ Bird, bird, bird
Fly like a bird ♪

-♪ Zoom up high ♪
-Whee!

-♪ Swoop down low ♪
-Whoa!

♪ Catch that Mousekeball ♪

♪ Go, go, go! ♪

-♪ We're soarin' free way up in the air ♪
-[barks]

♪ I love to feel the wind in my hair ♪

♪ Everybody catch the Mousekeball ♪

♪ Catch, catch
Catch the Mousekeball ♪

♪ Catch, catch
Catch that Mousekeball ♪

-There it goes!
-[giggling]

[Goofy] That Mousekeball is headed
toward Mistletoe Mountain.

Well, I'm gonna do
like the song says and catch it.

Whoa!

[giggling and squeaking]

[squeaking]

-I got you, Mousey the Ball!
-[squeaking]

-[squeaking]
-[Pete] I got you!

Whoa!

[mousekeball giggling]

Oh! [grunting]

Whoa!

[squeaking]

Get back here, you!

[giggling and squeaking]

[brakes screech]

[loud squeak]

Ooh! Catch the Mousekeball, Donald!

Hey, hey! Aw, phooey.

Oh, no! The Glove Balloon is stuck.

[grunts] Come on, you big palooka!

[grunting]

[horn honks]

Hey, Donald!
May I lend you a hand with that finger?

Oh! [groaning]

[squawking] What's the big idea?

[quacking]

[screaming]

Oopsie.

Oh, brother!

Gosh! The Glove Balloony's
wedged in there pretty tight.

We're gonna need a Mouseketooly.

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

Hello, high-flyin' friends!

[Mickey]
We've got a doorbell buzzer button,

a bottle of dish soap, a jumbo plunger,

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

[Daisy] Which Mouseketool
can help the Glove Balloon

slip out from the rock?

[Minnie] Dish soap makes things
sudsy, and slippery.

Let's try that.

[Mickey] We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

Well, here goes nothin'.

[yelling] Oof!

Oh, goody-good! We're free!

Come on, g*ng!
The Mousekeball went thataway!

-Follow us!
-[barks]

[Pete] Coming through, Mickey the Mouse!

Hmm. Now, where is that
wacky Mouseke-thingamajig?

[mousekeball giggles and squeaks]

Yowzers!

-[mousekeball giggles]
-[chuckles]

Here, bally!

Come to Petey!

What? Oh, that's no fair!

[squeaking]

Hidin' in Willie the Giant's barn, eh?

Oh, gosh,
we lost the Mousekeball and Pete.

Which way did they go? Up or down?

They both went up?

Thanks a bunch!

Going up!

Let's go thataway,

'cause Pete and the Mousekeball
went thataway.

[giggling]

-[snoring]
-[giggling and squeaking]

[shivers]

Breezy.

[yawns] Close the window.

Gosh! The window's shut.

[Daisy] And Willie's door is closed, too.
We can't get inside.

Oh, dear.
It looks like our chase ends here.

Aw, phooey!

Don't worry. Maybe we can
get into Willie's barn

with a little help from Toodles.

Everyone say...

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

[bell rings]

Wow! Looks like
you've got a giant problem!

[Minnie] Let's see.

We've got a doorbell buzzer button,
a jumbo plunger

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

[Mickey] Hmm. What's a good way
to get somebody to open up a door?

[Goofy] They open the door
when they hear their doorbell ring.

So let's use the doorbell buzzer button.

We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

Time to ring that doorbell.

Nobody's home.

Try pushing the bell three times, Goofy.

Come on, count with us.

[all] One.

[all] Two.

[all] Three.

Phooey. Nobody's home again.

Try pushing the button five times.

Let's all do it together.

[all] One.

[all] Two.

[all] Three.

[all] Four.

[all] Five.

Duh, who's there?

Sorry to wake you up, Willie,

but we're lookin' for
the Professor's Flyin' Mouseke--

[Pete] Gotcha!

Mouseke-one! Mouseke... Hey!

[squeaking and giggling]

Gosh! The Mousekeball!

One side, Goofers!

Duh, hey! Where'd he come from?

Nice to see you, Willie,
but we gotta be goin'!

Thanks for helping us, Willie!

Duh, I don't know what I did,
but you're welcome.

And so to bed.

[mousekeball giggling]

Oh, look! The Mousekeball
is heading for Shape-Rock Canyon.

-Dive, dive, dive!
-[Pluto barks]

Hey, wait for me!

[squeaking]

[giggles]

[Mickey] Now, where'd that Mousekeball go?

It must be hiding behind
one of those shape-rocks.

Did you see where the Mousekeball went?

You did? Oh, goody-good!

Which shape-rock is it behind?

The oval rock?

The rectangle rock?

Or the triangle rock?

The triangle rock. Thanks!

-[mousekeball giggles]
-[Donald] I'll get it!

[mousekeball giggles and squeaks]

Got it! Mouseke-one, mouseke...

Whoa! Oof!

Whoa!

[grunting]

We've got to help Donald.

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] [sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

Oh... Oof! Too...dles! Ah!

[mimics trumpet fanfare]

Toodles to the rescue!

[Daisy] We've got a jumbo plunger
and the Mystery Mouseketool.

[Goofy] Hmm. I bet
that suction-cuppy thing on the plunger

could grab Donald
and stop him from bouncin'.

[Minnie] Well, let's try it.

[Daisy] We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[Goofy] Now, if I can get this
big ol' plunger to stick just right...

Ah! Hey! Oof! Huh?

Ooh! Way to plunge
right in there, quackers.

What? Hey, what are you... Whoa!

What an embarrassment.

I don't need you.

Say, what's everybody floatin' about for?

We gotta catch us that Mousekeball.

But how?

What we need is a Mouseketool.

Everybody say...

[all] [sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] All we have left
is the Mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool."

[all] Mystery Mouseketool!

[Mickey] What's it gonna be today?

[Goofy] It's a purple pillowcase!

But we can't go to sleep now.

[Daisy] We're not going to sleep, Goofy.

[Minnie] But how can a pillowcase help us
catch the Mousekeball?

[Mickey] Well, maybe we can use it
like a bag to trap the Mousekeball.

But we've all got to do this together.

We picked all our Mouseketools!

Say, "Super cheers."

Okay, fellow flyers, let's bag that ball!

[squeaking and giggling]

Upsie-Daisy!

Oh, boy, here we go! Ah!

Striker Pete's famous hoverin'
soccer kick comin' right up!

[grunting] Kick!

Comin' at you, Pluto! Oh!

[squeaking]

-[mousekeball giggles]
-Hooray! You did it!

Okay, everybody,
start counting Mouseke-seconds.

Ready?

[all]
Mouseke-one, mouseke-two, mouseke-three!

[squeaks]

Hot dog, we did it!

We all caught the Mousekeball together.

-[both] Hooray!
-Oh, goody-goody!

-Way to go!
-Yeah!

Yahoo!

Now let's get back
to the Professor's Fun-Time Floatin' Dome

for another Mousekeball game!

Right behind you, Mickey the Mouse!

Whoa! Not again!

Steady, Pete! I gotcha!

-[fabric tearing]
-[Pete] Hey!

Oh! [laughs] Oh!

Underpants.

Give me those!

All right! So which one
of you lucky winners is the winner?

We all won, Professor,

thanks to teamwork.

Oh, that is stupendous!

Now, let's get that Mousekeball
back in the Fun-Time Floating Dome.

With a shakity-shake-shake,

let's start the game!

-Ha!
-Whoo!

-[squeaking]
-[barking]

♪ Catch the Mousekeball
Catch the Mousekeball ♪

♪ Catch the Mousekeball ♪

Oh...

-♪ Catch that Mousekeball if you can ♪
-[barks]

♪ Catch the Mousekeball ♪

♪ Count three Mouseke-seconds
While it's still in your hand ♪

-Whoa!
-♪ Catch the Mousekeball ♪

♪ It flippy-slips ♪

♪ It slides ♪

♪ It zooms! ♪

[both] Bye-bye!

♪ Oh, catch that Mousekeball if you can ♪

♪ Catch the Mousekeball ♪

♪ Catch that Mousekeball if you can ♪

Mousekeball.

[all] Professor!

In the floating Von Drake flesh!

Whoo-hoo! My dome is as fun as it looks!

[squeaking and giggling]

Gotcha!

Mouseke-one... Whoa!

[continues yelling]

Watch it over there!

Thanks for helpin' out today.
Now you can help us celebrate.

So stand up and do the Hot Dog Dance!

♪ Hot dog ♪

[barking]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog... ♪

Thanks for playing Mousekeball today.
[chuckles]

I sure had fun.
And I hope you did, too.

And thanks for doing the Hot Dog Dance.

Yeah!

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw. Thanks for stopping by.

♪ Come on, everybody
Fly like a bird ♪

♪ Bird, bird, bird
Fly like a bird ♪

-♪ Zoom up high ♪
-Whee!

-♪ Swoop down low ♪
-Whoa!

♪ Catch that Mousekeball ♪

♪ Go, go, go! ♪

-♪ We're soarin' free way up in the air ♪
-[barks]

♪ I love to feel the wind in my hair ♪

♪ Everybody catch the Mousekeball ♪

♪ Catch, catch
Catch that Mousekeball ♪

♪ Catch, catch,
Catch that Mousekeball ♪

There it goes!
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