04x26 - A Goofy Fairy Tale

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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04x26 - A Goofy Fairy Tale

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[birds chirping]

[laughs] Hey, everybody!
It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

[loon howls]

[laughs] I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,

we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[cheerful music playing]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call.

-Donald!
-Present.

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Goofy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here.

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here.

♪♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey]
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse presents...

[Goofy reading]

♪♪

Hi, everybody! Welcome to our Clubhouse!

[barking]

Aw, Pluto's excited

'cause I'm gonna read our friends
a bedtime story.

Yeah, yeah. [panting]

-How exciting!
-We're here, Mickey.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

Hi, everybody!

I'm all ready to put on a magic show!

Oh, Goofy! [giggles]

The magic show's not tonight.

It's time to hear a story before bed.

I guess I goofed up.

Well, uh, I hope we hear a funny tale.

Uh, I mean a furry tale.

Uh, I mean a fairy tale.

Ooh, yes!

I just love fairy tales.

Which story are you going to
read for us tonight, Mickey?

Well, I'm not sure. Come on.

Let's go pick one out from our library!

[all cheering]

[Pluto barks]

♪ Let's tell a story
For you and for me ♪

♪ There are so many
Which one will it be? ♪

♪ Inside these books
You can find anything ♪

♪ I'd like a story about a giant king ♪

-Or a wizard
-A witch

♪ Or a wishing well ♪

♪ Oh, we've got lots of stories to tell ♪

♪ Let's read a story
With dragons that fly ♪

[barks]

♪ I'd like one
With a fortress in the sky ♪

[both] ♪ Inside these books
You can find anything ♪

♪ Let's read a story
About a golden ring ♪

♪ Or a princess
A prince ♪

♪ Or a magic spell ♪

♪ Oh, we've got lots of stories to tell ♪

♪ Which one will we choose to tell? ♪

-[barking]
-[giggles] Oh my.

How are we ever going to decide
which story to read?

We all want to hear a different one!

Hey! I've got an idea.

Maybe one of my magic tricks
will help us pick out a book.

When I cast my spell,

a book will magically float off the shelf.

Uh, let's see.

What were the right words for that spell?

[soft howl]

Oh, yeah! A book-a-doodle-doo.

-Fly away and shoo!
-[Minnie] Oh my.

Gawrsh, I don't think those
were the right magic words!

Oh, Mickey, look.
The fairy tales aren't here.

Goofy's magic trick
made all the stories disappear!

What a disaster!

Golly, I goofed up.

No matter what I do,
I always seem to ruin things.

Goofy, don't worry.
The stories must have gone somewhere.

Say, maybe I can do another magic trick
to get the stories back.

Hold on, Goofy.

Professor Von Drake might know
where we can find the stories.

Let's call him. Come on!

Calling Professor Von Drake.
Come in Professor.

Hello there, everybody!

How wonderful of you all
to ring-a-ding me up!

Professor, we need your help.

All the fairy tales have disappeared
from our Clubhouse books.

Oh no. The stories
has checked themselves out

without even a library card.

[laughs] That is so funny,

but this is serious business.

We'd better go finding them.

Do you know where the stories went?

The Professor knows everything!

Whenever the Clubhouse fairy tales
goes missing,

they is gonna be found
in a magical gold storybook.

Ooh, that sounds pretty!

If you can find that gold storybook,

you gonna get all of your stories back.

And that's a guarantee!

Great! Where can we find
the gold storybook?

[laughs] Why, in the Land
of the Fairy Tales, what do you think!

Now get some Mouseketools, would you?
And meet with the Professor outside.

I gonna get there faster than you can say
Mouseke-doodlie-doodle!

[laughs]

Will you go to the Land of Fairy Tales
and help us get the gold storybook?

So we can hear a story before bedtime?

You will?!

Oh boy!

Come on, to the Mousekedoer.

♪♪

♪ Mouske-Hey, Mouske-Hi, Mouske-Ho ♪

♪ Mouske-Ready, Mouske-Set, here we go ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouske-Me, Mouske-You, Mouseke-Doer ♪

♪ Mouske-Me, Mouske-You, Mouseke-Doer ♪

Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it!
[laughs]

Show us the Mouseketools to help us do it.

Meeska, Mooska, Mousekedoer!

Mouseketools, Mouseketools, Mouseketools!

[chorus] ♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

[Mickey] We've got suction cups.
Huh. Those are silly.

Some sticky tape for fixing things.

An oar from a boat.

[Goofy] Interesting.

[Mickey] And the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪♪

♪ Toodles has the tools ♪

♪ The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them ♪

♪ Toodles will bring them ♪

He's here for me-dles and you-dles!
[laughs]

And all we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

All we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

[ringing]

Hot dog! We've got our Mouseketools!

Now, let's go meet the Professor!

♪♪

Whoa! Whoop-de-doo!

Hoo-hoo!

Ooh, look out!

[gasps] Look at that!

[chuckles]

[grunts]

All right, kids.

Now I will gonna show you how
we get to the Land of Fairy Tales!

-Wow.
-Look at that.

-Ooh.
-By the light of that magical star

the Land of Fairy Tales won't be far.

Watch this.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[Von Drake] Whoop-de-doo! Oh boy!

Here it is, the entrance
to the Land of Fairy Tales.

-[Daisy] Ooh.
-Look at that.

-Oh!
-Oh.

-Wow.
-[howls]

But how can we find
the gold storybook in there?

Well, you must be very smart
and very brave

because you need to find it
in the Castle of the Beast.

[stammers] The beast?

Gawrsh, that sounds scary.

[chuckles]
Aw, we'll be OK if we're careful!

Come on, everybody.

But wait a second, Mickey.

There's only one more thing.

The gold storybook
that you are looking for

has three shapes decorating its cover.

Here's a little song that I made
to help you remember.

♪ The book is golden, and it shows ♪

♪ A heart, a diamond and a rose ♪

♪ It's easy to remember those ♪

♪ A heart, a diamond and a rose ♪

Sing it again now!

[boys]
♪ The book is golden, and it shows ♪

♪ A heart, a diamond and a rose ♪

[girls] ♪ It's easy to remember those ♪

♪ A heart, a diamond and a rose ♪

♪ Dee-dum-deedle
Deedle-di... ♪

Whoa!

I got it! I got it! Oh!

Now you did it, you big goof!

Oh no!

The springs have sprung!

-[Mickey] Gosh.
-[Minnie] Oh my.

[Donald] What's happening?

Um... Huh?

Did I goof up again?

Oh no, what are we gonna do, Professor?

Oh, dear, oh my!

This is some snoodly noodle
we've got here!

There's a magical door in the way is what.

And it's made out of glass!

[musical notes sound]

You mean we can't go in...

And I can't get out?

Hoo-boy. Now we can't do anything.

-Oh my!
-Oh no!

-[sad whimper]
-While I go and fix the remote control,

Goofy has to get the gold storybook
from the Beast's Castle

and bring it back to the Clubhouse
before beddy-bye time!

Goofy can't do it alone.
He'll need our help!

Yeah, he's gonna goof up again!

Golly, maybe everybody's right.
I always mess things up.

Why, I believe you can get
the gold storybook, Goofy!

Yeah, Goofy. We all believe in you.

-You do?
-Sure we do!

Well, gawrsh. Gee, thanks.

OK then, I'm ready to go get
that gold storybook!

And don't worry,

I promise to bring it back in time
for a bedtime story.

-[Donald] Good luck!
-[Mickey] See you later, Goof!

-[Minnie] Goodbye, Goofy.
-[Daisy] Bye-bye.

[Goofy]
♪ The book is golden, and it shows ♪

♪ A heart, a diamond and my nose ♪

♪♪

♪♪

Hmm, now which way am I supposed to go?

-[Chip] Look out!
-Whoa!

[Dale] There's a giant!

Where's a giant? Who said that?

[Chip] We did!

Whoa! Ow.

I'm Chip Thumb.

And I'm Dale Thumb!

We're knights in shining armor!

I'm head over heels to meet you.
A-hyuck!

He's not a giant.

[laughs] He's a goofy fella!

You said it. Hello, Goofyfella!

[grunts]
Gee, now I have my own fairy-tale name.

-I'm Goofyfella!
-[bugle playing]

Excuse me for a moment.

There's a big problem
at the Beast's Castle!

The Beast's Castle.

Oh! That's where I need to go.

May I tag along with you?

We wish you could.

But you're too big!

Zooey! You finally heard our horn!

[grunts]

[giggles]

[gasps] Wow!

A baby dragon.

Yep! This is Zooey. She's our ride.

[giggles] Uh-huh.

[squeals, giggles]

We'll meet you
at the Beast's Castle, Goofyfella.

OK! Oh, but, uh, uh, how do I get there?

Just take the path...

[Dale] On the right!

Thanks! See you later!

[humming]

[flute playing]

I wonder who's playing the flute.

[ducklings quacking]

Come on, this way!

Come on, come on, come on!

Golly, it's the Pied Piper.

And he's got a Merry Dog.

Howdy and hello!

-I'm Goofyfella!
-[barks]

Looks like you can't get all
your duckies in a row.

[quacking]

It's exasperating, I tell you!

Maybe you should have some fun
with the little fellers.

I can teach you how to play a silly song,
if you'll allow me!

Well, OK!

♪♪

Melodious! A-hyuck!

Are all the duckies present?

Hmm, will you help us count them and see?

Great!

One, two, three

four, five, six

seven, eight, nine.

Three, six, nine.

-How's that?
-Oh!

[grunts]

Oh no! Look what you did.

Now what am I gonna do?

Gawrsh. I'm sorry I goofed up.

But, uh, maybe I can help you fix
your flute with a Mouseke-biddle-lee-boo!

[stammers] I mean, a Mouseketool! A-hyuck!

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

Ya-hooie!

Whoopsie! A-hyuck!

Hey! You're not Toodles!

That's 'cause I'm Too-Too-Toodles' cousin.

I'm Goofles!

[laughs] A-hyuck!

-Goofles?
-That's right! A-hyuck!

Toodles is sending me
all his Mouseketools. Watch this!

Mouseketools received!

So, just call me if you need a Mouseketool
in the Land of Fairy Tales!

Gawrsh! Everything is different
in the Land of Fairy Tales.

Hmm, we've got suction cups,

sticky tape, an oar,

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

Which Mouseketool can we use
to fix the Pied Piper's flute?

How about the sticky tape?

[Donald] Oh boy! Let's see!

We've got Goofy ears, say "Cheers!"

A-hyuck!

♪♪

Here you go, Mr. Pied Piper.
Your flute is fixed.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

♪♪

[laughs] This is goofy, but it's fun!

♪♪

Come on, little fellers.

Follow us to the pond.

♪♪

[Goofy] ♪ Three, six, nine ♪

♪ Come on duckies get in line ♪

[quacking]

♪ Three, six, nine ♪

♪ Keep it up
You're doing fine ♪

[quacking]

♪ Three, six, nine ♪

♪ Hurry
Don't get left behind ♪

[howls]

How about that? We made it to the pond.

[quacking]

Aw. I guess a little goofiness
can help get the job done.

Thanks, Goofyfella!

You're welcome. Now, I'd better
get going to the Beast's Castle.

Uh, do you know the way?

I sure do! Just go through the woods.

Okey dokey! Come on, we've got
to get the gold storybook!

See you later, Pied Piper!

-Bye-bye!
-[barks]

♪ The book is golden, and it shows ♪

♪ A heart, a diamond and a bow? ♪

♪ A heart, a diamond and a bow? ♪

I should have made it through
the woods by now.

Gawrsh, I think I'm lost!

[Minnie] We're lost, too!

Howdy, I'm Goofyfella!

Gee, you look a lot like
some friends of mine at the Clubhouse.

Well, we can be your friends here!
I'm Hansel Mouse.

And I'm Gretel Mouse.

We left a trail of breadcrumbs to help us
find our way back through the woods.

But we can't find the trail anywhere.

Have you seen any breadcrumbs?

Tweet.

There's your trail of crumbs
or what's left of it.

[gasps] Baby Red Bird has eaten it all up!

Tweet, tweet.

Aw, I think he's sorry.

Tweet, tweet, tweet.

Oh, that's OK, sweetie.

But how are we gonna find
our way out of the woods now?

Hmm. Well, maybe somebody

in that yummy looking house over there
can help us.

That's the witch's house!

A witch?

She's a very scary witch!

-[loud noise]
-[yells]

Tweet, tweet.

What was that sound?

Gawrsh, here comes the witch!

[yelling]

♪♪

[gasps] Oh! Oh, goodness.

Oh, please don't run away and hide.

Are you a nice witch?

Absolutely!
Everyone thinks I'm scary, but I'm not.

Yeah, everybody thinks I'm a goof,

but I'm a lot more than that.

My name is Goofyfella.

And these are my new friends,
Hansel Mouse and Gretel Mouse.

Hello there. I'm Witch Clarabelle
and I'm a kitchen witch.

That means I love to cook.

[chuckles]

I just went out to get some groceries

and now I'm on my way home
to bake a big batch of merry muffins.

Oh, that sounds wonderful!

It would be, but I keep making
yummy treats to share

and nobody in the woods
ever comes to visit.

[chitters, screams]

They're all too afraid of me.

Well, maybe we can help you.

Ooh! How moo-arvelous!

Come along to my kitchen.

♪♪

Let's see, I need to remember
my merry muffin recipe.

Oh, yes! First, we need one bowl of flour.

[Minnie] One bowl of flour!

Now we need four eggs.

Four eggs. Count with us.

[all] One, two, three, four.

Next, we add some butter.

And then we add three cups of milk.

Count with us, again!

One, two, three.

Perfect!

Oh, but let's not forget
some sugar and spice to make it nice!

Now all we need to do is stir it up.

OK! But, uh, where's the mixing spoon?

Oh, dear me. I forgot where I put it!

How will we stir the batter?

We need a Mouseke-fool.

Uh, I mean, a Mouseketool!

A-hyuck!

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Goofles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Goofles!

[sputters]

Oops! [laughs] A-hyuck!

[Goofy] Let's see, we've got suction cups,

an oar, and the Mystery Mouseketool.

[Minnie] I don't think the suction cups
can help us stir up the muffin batter.

[Goofy] But maybe the oar can.

It's like a big wooden spoon.

[Mickey] That's goofy... [chuckles]

but it might just work!

[Goofy]
We've got Goofy ears, say "Cheers!"

A-hyuck!

All right! Help us stir the muffin batter.

[all] Stir, stir, stir.

Stir, stir, stir.

Ooh, the batter is all mixed!

But it still needs something
to make it amazing.

Hmm. Whoa, whoa!

-Oh my!
-[Mickey] Look out!

Gawrsh, I'm such a goof.

I messed up your recipe, Witch Clarabelle!

Not at all. That's just what
my recipe needed: a little goof!

-It is?
-Yes!

Now my muffins
will be merry berry muffins!

[laughs]

While the muffins are baking,

let's invite everyone in the woods
to come over.

We'll help you call them!

♪♪

♪ Come out of the woods ♪

Oh! [giggles]

♪ Come on and be bold ♪

♪ The witch is a nice witch ♪

♪ She's got a heart of gold ♪

[croaking]

♪ Come out of the woods ♪

♪ Come on if you dare ♪

♪ The witch is a nice witch ♪

♪ She's made muffins to share ♪

♪♪

[both] ♪ Come out of the woods ♪

♪ Come on and be bold ♪

♪ The witch is a nice witch ♪

♪ She's got a heart of gold ♪

-♪ Come out of the woods ♪
-Uh-huh.

♪ Come on, don't be scared ♪

♪ I'm a very nice witch ♪

♪ I've made muffins to share ♪

Yummy!

[Goofy reading]

[Goofy] Come on, little fellers.

Follow us to the pond.

♪♪

♪ Three, six, nine ♪

♪ C'mon, duckies get in line ♪

♪ Three, six, nine ♪

♪ Keep it up, you're doing fine ♪

♪ Three, six, nine ♪

♪ Hurry, don't get left behind ♪

[grunts]

♪♪
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