01x06 - I've Just Seen a Face/Magical Mystery Tour

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "b*at Bugs". Aired: August 3, 2016 – November 9, 2018.*
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Set in an overgrown suburban backyard, known as "village green" which serves as an environment that 5 young bug friends regularly explore.
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01x06 - I've Just Seen a Face/Magical Mystery Tour

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Whoa!

[chorus] ♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say
But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do
But you can learn how to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

[all] ♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[Jay] A hush falls over the crowd

as Geronimo Jay attempts
his greatest trick ever,

the double reverse,
triple backward somersault spin!

And here he goes.

Some have called it impossible,

but everything is possible, folks.

Geronim-- Whoa!

[shouting]

Whoa. [shouting]

Woo-hoo! He's done it!
Did you see that, bugs?

Buzz? Uh, Kumi?

Hey, bugs, did anyone see that?

-Who?
-Whoa!

Hey, hey, hey, Tawny.
I didn't see you there.

Hey, have you seen Buzz?

Mm...

Who?

Okay. Have you seen Kumi?

Who?

Um, uh... What about Walter?

Ah. Mm...

Yeah, no. Who?

Okay. Crick?

Oh, yeah. He, uh-- Who?

[groans]

[sighs]

The Big House.

I wonder who lives there.

Hmm.

-No one knows for sure.
-Huh?

We've only ever seen them from a distance,
and they've never seen us.

What would they look like, up close?
I want to see.

Mm... That's not possible.

What? Everything is possible.

Mm, you have to be very careful
if you go near the Big House.

No, I don't.

I don't have to be careful of anything.

Jay? Jay?

Oh, my goodness gracious, where is he?

Uh... By my crick-to-calculations,
he can't have gone far.

-[Tawny] Who?
-[all shouting]

Oh, Tawny. It's you.

Uh, have you seen Jay?

Uh, yeah.
He went to find out who lives, um...

in the...

The Big House.

[all gasp]

the Big House?

Not the Big House.

All by himself?

[grunting]

Whoa.

See, there's no need to be-- [gasps]

Careful!

[shouting]

Like I said, no need to be careful.

[rumbling]

[panting then shouting]

Huh?

[gasps]

Hello?

Wow, hello.

[woman] Julia! Lunch is ready.

[shouting]

[Julia] Where are you?

I'm-- I'm right here!

[Julia] Little bug, come back.

I'm here! Hey! Hey!

Wow.

Wait till I tell the others.

Are we there yet?

Please say yes.

-Walter, we only just left.
-[Jay] Bugs!

-Jay! It's you!
-Are you okay?

[panting] Bugs, I've just-- I saw...

Oh, you'll never guess...

Uh... Deep breaths, Jay. Deep breaths.

[breathing heavily]

♪ I've just seen a face
I can't forget the time or place ♪

♪ Where we just met
She's just the girl for me ♪

♪ And I want all the world
To see we've met ♪

♪ Mm, mm, mm, mm-mmm ♪

♪ Had it been another day
I might have looked the other way ♪

♪ And I'd have never been aware
But as it is, I'll dream of her tonight ♪

♪ Di-di-di-di da di ♪

♪ Falling, yes, I am falling ♪

♪ And she keeps calling
Me back again ♪

Hello, where are you? Little bug?

♪ I have never known the likes of this ♪

♪ I've been alone and I have missed things
And kept out of sight ♪

♪ But other girls were never quite
Like this ♪

♪ Da-da-di-da-n-da ♪

♪ Falling, yes, I am falling ♪

♪ And she keeps calling
Me back again ♪

- Who are you talking about?
- I've seen who lives in the Big House.

Up close. I've seen her face.

[sighs] We were worried, Jay.
The Big House is a dangerous place.

No, it's like a magic castle

with a giant princess
who comes down from the sky,

and her face is kind

with a spotty nose and one ginormous eye.

She's-- She's just like us,
only ginormous.

[chuckles] Jay, is this one of your jokes?

No. I'm telling the truth.

Crick, you believe me, don't you?

Uh, well, it does seem like a nice story.

It just, uh... It doesn't seem
like a story that is, uh...

well, real.

[groans]

But, uh, I suppose, the only way
to find out the truth

is by gathering evidence.

It was like a looking device.

I think we need one to see her up close.

Intriguing.

Uh, can you describe
the technical specifications?

What did it look like?

Oh! Uh... Well, it was round.

[grunting]

-Huh?
-[gasps]

Ah.

Awesome!

No, like a round piece of solid air
for looking through?

[grunting]

Yeah, yeah! With a straight bit
of, uh, non-air for holding.

Whoo!

[grunting]

That's it!

I can't wait for you bugs to meet her.

[Walter]
Here, deep in the forest of grass,

the brave explorers search
for the mysterious face.

The forest falls eerily quiet,
as the brave explorers...

[all shouting]

[laughing]

-Buzz?
-You guys look funny.

You look funny.

[laughs] I look funny.

Perhaps here,
at this great historical monument,

the elusive face
will show its, uh... face.

Can anyone see a face?

I can see your face
but not what's-her-face's face.

I'm detecting, uh...

no trace, no trace of the face.

[groans]

I know where we have to go.

And as the sun sets,
the exhausted explorers

realize that some of them are slugs

and don't even have proper legs.

Jay, thanks for the day
of exploring, but, uh...

maybe we should quit
while we're ahead.

Yes, we should definitely quit
while we have heads.

We can't quit now.
You haven't even seen her face yet.

Jay, it's okay.

We've had fun and I liked your story.

My story?

Crick, you believe me, don't you?

Uh... Well, maybe it was just a daydream?

Maybe you're right.

Maybe not everything
is possible after all.

[all shouting]

[woman]
Julia, did you bring your book inside?

[Julia] What's that?

[all gasping, whimpering]

I knew I'd seen her face.

[Julia] Mom!

[all shouting, clamoring]

Jay, you were right!

♪ I've just seen a face ♪

♪ I can't forget the time or place
Where we just met ♪

♪ She's just the girl for me ♪

♪ And I want all the world
To see we've met ♪

♪ Mm, mm, mm, da, da, da ♪

[all] ♪ Falling, yes, I am falling ♪

♪ And she keeps calling me back again ♪

♪ Falling, yes, I am falling ♪

♪ And she keeps calling me back again ♪

[all] ♪ Falling, yes, I am falling ♪

♪ And she keeps calling me back again ♪

[Julia] Mom, Mom.

You'll never--
You'll never guess what I saw.

I saw a face. A bug's-- A bug's face.

[woman] Really? [laughs]

Well, that's a wonderful story, Julia.

[rumbling]

[distant vocalizing]

Huh.

Who's making all that noise?

How do you know that is a who?

-It could be a what.
-Or a how.

Or a why.

There's only one way to find out.

Yeah! Let's go!

[grunting]

[shouts]

[groaning]

Wha--?

What is that?

Well, hello, hello.

And a good, good, goody-good day to you.

Oh. Hi.

You're not that scary.

Why, heh, thank you. How kind.

And a good, good, goody-good day
to all of you too, friends.

Jasper's the name
and hop, hop, hopping's the game.

Is he going to eat us?

Oh! Eat you? Heh. No.

At least not until
you've answered my invitation...

to hop on board
this luxurious viewing vehicle

for the spectacular spectacle
of the Magical Mystery Tour!

Awesome!

What's a Magical Mystery Tour?

It's a magical mysterious, tour-like-tour

that I guarantee will astonish,
astound and amaze.

Exactly how mysterious?

Well, I would love to detail
all the little details,

but the very special thing
about the Magical Mystery Tour is...

Is that it, uh, is...

different for every bug. Hmm?

Oh, yes. It's up to you to imagine
what your tour might be.

Roll up. Roll up. Roll up.

Roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour!

Magical Mystery.

♪ Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour ♪

-♪ Roll up ♪
-♪ You've got an invitation ♪

♪ Roll up for the mystery tour ♪

-♪ Roll up ♪
-♪ To make a reservation ♪

♪ Roll up for the mystery tour ♪

♪ The Magical Mystery Tour
Is waiting to take you away ♪

♪ Waiting to take you away ♪

♪ Roll up
Roll up for the mystery tour ♪

♪ Roll up
Roll up for the mystery tour ♪

♪ Roll up
Roll up for the mystery tour ♪

-♪ Roll up ♪
-♪ We've got everything you need ♪

♪ Roll up for the mystery tour ♪

-♪ Roll up ♪
-♪ Satisfaction guaranteed ♪

♪ Roll up for the mystery tour ♪

[both] ♪ The Magical Mystery Tour
Is hoping to take you away ♪

♪ Hoping to take you away ♪

♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪

-♪ Roll up ♪
-♪ That's an invitation ♪

♪ Roll up for the mystery tour ♪

-♪ Roll up ♪
-♪ To make a reservation ♪

♪ Roll up for the mystery tour ♪

♪ The Magical Mystery Tour
Is dying to take you away ♪

♪ Dying to take you away ♪

♪ Take you today ♪

Are you sure this is a good idea? Huh?

What do you say?

Well, I have always wanted
to see the world.

Let's do this.

[all shouting]

Brace yourselves.

The Magical Mystery Tour
is about to begin...

any moment now.

Heh. In any moment.

[snoring]

Heh. Look, this is...

Well, she's always here by now.

Who is... she?

[bugs shouting]

[Julia] Wow. I can see you in there.

What do we do? What do we do?

[chuckles] Welcome aboard, bold travelers.

Now, here below us,
you will see the first

of many astonishing sights
that await us on the tour.

There, the legendary
Palace of... Smorfy Dorf!

Huh. Looks a lot like my house.

What's that, Jasper?

Oh! Ha, ha. Well...

that is the Magical Forest of, uh...

[stammering] Bendy Wendy Trees.

Oh, yes, it's a personal favorite of mine.

[Crick] They look remarkably similar to...

uh, the trees in our village.

Hey, come on, would you quit it?

I'm trying to enjoy the tour.

-[clears throat] Jasper?
-Uh, thank you.

Now, look at this.

The lost city of, uh... Lost-ville.

Takes my breath away.

Oh, and you certainly won't want
to miss the stupendous sight of--

[all shouting]

-What do you call this place, Jasper?
-Uh...

Well, um, this is...

This is none other than the, um... The...

-[woman] Julia, we're late.
-[Julia] Oh, I'm coming, Mom.

[all shouting]

What was that?

[bugs shouting]

[sighs] Finally, we can see where we are.

And it's not good.

Whoa. What do you call that, Jasper?

Jasper?

It's, heh... It's a mystery.

What do you mean, it's a mystery?

Heh. What I mean is, it's a...

It's very mysterious.

What does "mysterious" mean?

Well, I'll tell you what it means.

It means [yelling] I've never been
on the Magical Mystery Tour!

[all groan]

So, where is we going next?

[all shout]

-[all shouting]
-[Julia] Hey, little bugs.

With your help,
maybe I could win the science fair.

We need a way out of here, fast.

-Why? She would never hurt us.
-[Denis] Ew. Bugs.

[all shouting]

-[man] Denis.
-[Denis] Sorry.

But it can't hurt to have a back-up plan.

How about a crick-up plan?

A little to the left. A little more.

Awesome. Now what?

[man] Huh. Interspecies co-operation.
I've never seen anything like it.

Astonishing stuff, Julia.

[all shouting]

It, uh... seems we've been rewarded
for our, uh... endeavors.

Awesome! What do we win?

[all shouting]

This is a terrible prize.

[Julia] Bye-bye, bugs.

[all shouting]

We... We made it.

Jasper, wait!

Before you say anything rash,

I must offer you my humble apologies.

If I had any idea
the tour would be like that,

I never ever would
have invited you, I promise.

But everything was just like you said.

It was magical.

-And mysterious.
-And tour-like!

And-- And-- And awesome!

It was belly-rific!

Well, all good then.

In that case...

have you heard about
the astonishing airborne adventure?

It's due to leave any moment now.
What do you say?

Jay, let's think about this for a minute.

[Jay] Bugs, it'll be fine.

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪
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