01x07 - When I'm 64/Doctor Robert

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!

[chorus] ♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say
But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do
But you can learn how to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

[all] ♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[all screaming]

[all gasp]

[whistling]

[rock music playing over speakers]

-Crick! Crick!
-Crick! Crick!

Hi, bugs. [laughs]

-Crick!
-Crick! Crick!

[panting]

Thank goodness.

We saved you.

Two Crick arms, two Crick legs.

Crick is 100 percent here
and feeling re-in-Crick-torvated!

[all laughing]

What does re-in-Crick-torvated feel like?

It's like how you feel
when it's your birthday.

Unless you're really old, that is.

How many birthdays
do you need to get really old?

Uh, how old?

Um... As old as my grandpa.

How old is your grandpa, Buzz?

Well, he used to be purple,
but now he is more of a gray-ish.

Gray.
Well, gray needs a lot of birthdays.

I wonder what it would be like to be old.

Hmm. All my squish
would get, uh, Crickety.

[all laughing]

Wow.

-What is this?
-I know what it will be.

What is it?

It's a time travel machine.

What's a time travel machine?

Um...

A machine that can take you to the past
and maybe to the future too.

-Does it work?
-Let's find out.

[shouting]

Awesome.

Hmm. Hmm.

We need to repair it.

It might only take a few alterations
of the specifications.

This is clearly a time machine from
the future or perhaps it's from the past.

-Let's hop inside.
-We need to get it ready steady to go.

Let's get started!

[grunting]

[both groaning]

[shouts]

[all shouting]

By my calculations,
it's from at least, um... tomorrow

-or perhaps yesterday.
-Let's go in it now!

-It will only work one at a time.
-How excitement!

We need something to conduct energy
from the sun.

[gasps] Aha!

The spoon. The spoon.
We've got to get the spoon.

[grunting]

Mm-hm.

[Crick] Heh. This is it. It's ready to go.

-But who is the readiest to go in it?
-I will go first.

[all] Wow.

[grunts]

Whoa.

[all] Huh?

[all shouting]

[rumbling]

[both shouting]

[groaning]

Guys... what is happening? Guys?

Jay! You have to get out!

We can't... move you!

[shouting]

[shouts]

What is happening?

[groaning]

Huh?

[shouts then grunts]

Is this what the future looks like?

Am I in the future?

Wow... it worked.

Just how old am I?

Whoa. I am old. I am gray.

I am old Jay. I must be...



♪ When I get older
Losing my hair ♪

♪ Many years from now ♪

♪ Will you still be sending me
A valentine? ♪

♪ Birthday greetings ♪

Whoa! Ow, ow, ow!

♪ Would you lock the door? ♪

♪ Will you still need me
Will you still feed me ♪

♪ When I'm 64? ♪

♪ You'll be older too ♪

♪ And if you say the word ♪

♪ I could stay with you ♪

[all grunting]

One, two, three and me is four.

We need to find out what happened to Jay.

-A lookout.
-Let's go!

[all shouting]

[Kumi] Uh...

The time travel machine is secure.

But where's Jay?

-Walter, you're squishing me.
-I am a slug.

That's all I am. Squish.

Don't you see? It worked. He must be...

-In the future!
-In the future!

-In the future!
-[gasps] Oh, my squish-ness.

Wow. I wonder what my friends
will look like.

I wonder if they'll still be my friends.

Guys, guys, it's me!

♪ When I get older
Losing my hair ♪

♪ Many years from now ♪

♪ Will you still be sending me
A valentine? ♪

♪ Birthday greetings ♪

Where is everyone?

♪ Would you lock the door? ♪

♪ Will you still need me
Will you still feed me ♪

♪ When I'm 64? ♪

♪ You'll be older too ♪

♪ And if you say the word ♪

♪ I could stay with you ♪

[sun laughing]

It looks almost the same,
but somehow, not.

♪ Would you lock the door? ♪

♪ Will you still need me
will you still feed me ♪

♪ When I'm 64? ♪

I need to find my friends.
I have to go back.

But what if he finds out
there are no bugs in the future?

-There will always be bugs, Walter.
-And slugs?

What if he stays in the future?
Forever and ever?

-[gasps] There he is! There he is!
-He's back? Are you sure?

[Kumi] It's Jay. It's Jay!

He went to the future but now he's back.

-Old Jay!
-Un-belly-lievable!

[all] Jay! Jay! Jay!

♪ Will you still need me
Will you still feed me ♪

♪ When I'm sixty-f-- ♪

[all] Jay!

♪ When I'm 64? ♪

-Jay!
-Jay!

He can't hear us. He's old.

I think I'm getting older. Jay!

[all grunting]

Whoa!

-[gasps] My friends!
-Jay!

Guys, we better move.

[all shouting]

Oh, no, our time machine is gone.

But it's okay. I got to go to the future.

Whoa. What else will happen in the future?

I can't tell you.

Not even if there are slugs
in the future?

I'll tell you one thing.

[chuckles]

We will still be the best of friends.

Even when I go gray?

Heh. Even then.

[all laughing]

[sun chuckles]

-Dr. Robert?
-Dr. Robert?

Why are we even seeing him again?
I'm not sick.

The best way to make sure you stay healthy
is to see a doctor,

so he can catch anything
that might be coming your way.

-But--
-We get the sh*ts and vitamins

-to keep us crick-riffic.
-Crick-riffic?

Healthy. That's why we have
to come here and see...

-[Kumi] Dr. Robert.
-b*at Bugs.

Dr. Robert.
We're here for our check-ups.

Well, let's check in on those check-ups.

[all singing]
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, Dr. Robert ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, Dr. Robert ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, Dr. Robert ♪

Everyone loves Dr. Robert.
Everyone knows that he makes you healthy.

Well, nearly everyone.

Where's Buzz?

Um... She didn't want to come
to the doctors because she's sick.

Heh. I'm no medical expert,

although, I mean, I did once play
a medical expert in a small play that I--

Heh. Walter.

Ahem. But, uh, being sick
seems like a bad reason

not to come to the doctor's.

You have to go and get her.
This could be... an emergency.

An emergency?

[mimicking blaring siren]

You heard the doctor.
He said an emergency.

[sneezing]

[Kumi] Buzz, we know you're in there.
Open up.

I am not going. I am not going.

I am not going to see the doctor.

[sneezes]

-Buzz? Come on, open the door.
-Come on, Buzz.

We have to get this door open.
He said "emergency."

Uh, let me try this.

Uh... Lefty loosey, a little...

Oh. Uh, uh, uh...

Ooh! If I just try this,
I might be able to--

Come on, come on, come on.

Emergency, you cannot spell
"emergency," without "urgency."

Uh, uh...

Maybe if I, uh...

What the...?

[both] Hmm.

Whee! Huh?

-Uh, what's that?
-It's a find-your-friend-o-meter.

-It's time for you to see Dr. Robert.
-[Buzz] Get off me!

Oh, my goodness gracious.

-Is that you?
-[Buzz] No, it's not me.

Oh, there you are, Buzz.

Catch this, buddy.

Jay!

Sorry, I thought you were gonna...
catch it.

She already caught a cold.

-Her hands were full.
-Someone else can catch the cold.

I don't want it.

Even if someone else catches it,
you'll still have it.

Even if I throw it to them
really, really hard?

You have to go see Dr. Robert.
You're sick.

I am not sick, I am...

[sneezing]

Heh. Buzz, the only way you're gonna
to get better is if you see Dr. Robert.

[Buzz] I am not going.

[Buzz sneezes]

Why don't you want to go?

Because... I'm scared of doctors.

Being scared is okay.

But sometimes you have to do things
that scare you just a little bit...

so you can do more of the things
that make you a lot of happy.

[laughs] Oh, Buzz, I used to be someone
who was scared-- Aah!

Ahem, sorry, it just keeps creeping up
on me. It just keeps doing it.

It's just your shadow.

Well, I'm sick of it following me around.

It's really bad at the moment...
particularly in the afternoons.

-You have to go to Dr. Robert.
-Why?

So, you're in the bestest of health
for crick-riffic play.

Can't we just play now?

[all speaking indistinctly]

-Yeah!
-Let's go! [sneezes]

-[laughs]
-Come on.

[sighs] I guess... just for a little bit.

[chuckling]

[gasps]

[shouting]

[chuckles]

You can't catch me
if you can't see where I'm hiding.

You can't catch me,

-if you can't see where I am hiding.
-Walter.

[groans] Come on.

[sneezing]

Ha, ha. Buzz, caught you too.

Aw, I'm catching everything.

[laughs] You're it.

[all laughing]

Ones... fives... threes

and sixes and twos, nine.

Where are you?

Where are you?

Wow.

Uh, I don't think we should touch it.

Come on.

[all laughing]

Hey.

I've got it. Yeah, I'm on it. Woo-hoo!

Uh-oh. Meow, meow, meow!

Move away from the ball.

[whispers] Don't let her know
that you are scared.

[whispers] But I am scared.

-You can't show that you're scared.
-How does she know?

[both gasp]

Run!

[shouting]

Just stay still.

-Which one?
-Both. Do both.

[yawns]

She's gonna be okay.

[both sigh]

[groans]

[sneezes]

[all gasp]

No!

[mimicking siren blaring]

Hello, Buzz, I am Dr. Robert.

Dr. Roberts?

Don't worry, Buzz. You'll be fine now.
You're with Dr. Robert.

♪ I said you call Dr. Robert ♪

[sneezes]

♪ Day or night
He'll be there any time at all ♪

♪ Dr. Robert ♪

♪ You're a new and better man ♪

♪ He helps you to understand ♪

♪ He does everything he can ♪

[all] ♪ Dr. Robert ♪

You're going to be fine Buzz.
Just stay still.

♪ If you're down he'll pick you up ♪

♪ Dr. Robert ♪

♪ Take a drink from his special cup ♪

♪ Dr. Robert ♪

♪ Dr. Robert ♪

♪ He's a man you must believe ♪

♪ Helping everyone in need ♪

♪ No one can succeed like Dr. Robert ♪

♪ Well, well, well
You're feeling fine ♪

♪ Well, well, well
He'll make you ♪

♪ Dr. Robert ♪

♪ Dr. Robert ♪

♪ Dr. Robert ♪

♪ You're a new and better man ♪

♪ He helps you to understand ♪

♪ He does everything he can ♪

♪ Dr. Robert ♪

♪ Well, well, well
You're feeling fine ♪

Can I play now?

Mm... Well... you can all play.

Awesome!

[all laughing]

Dr. Robert.

[sneezes]

[grunts]

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪