02x10 - Eleanor Rigby/I'm So Tired

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02x10 - Eleanor Rigby/I'm So Tired

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Whoa!

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say but you can learn
How to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn
How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[Milli giggles]

-Did-- Did you see that?
-Uh-huh.

[air swishes]

[gasps]

Oh! Who--? Who was that?

[humming]

Do my eyes deceive me?

[Jay grunting]

Jess-ups time!

That's J plus "dress-ups." "Jess-ups."

Okay. What am I?

Uh... confused?

Come on. What am I?

A flying... bulldog?

Uh... boom!

Got it in one.

I love playing dress-ups.

Same. You get to be
whatever you can... dream up.

[screams]

[grunts]

[laughing]

-Walter.
-[Walter] Is she here?

Did she come this way?

Did who come this way?

I must find her.

-What's he-- What's he-- Huh?
-[mumbles] I don't know.

[laughing]

Find who, Walter?

-Who is she?
-[Dr. Robert] That's what we wanna know.

And that is exact-abelly
why I gathered you all here.

We-- We all saw her.

Gliding through the forest.

But only I know who she is.

[gasping]

You do?

Uh... there's one story in particular.

-The story of--
-Eleanor Rigby.

[gasping]

-Eleanor Rigby?
-Eleanor Rigby?

Oh! Elsinsor Ridgbess?

Yes, she goes by other names
in other places,

but here, I am told, it is Eleanor Rigby.

But who is Eleanor Rigby?

Yeah, and who are you?

I am Skölly, and this is Mildew.

Skilldoo and Molly?

We are on the trail of Eleanor Rigby.

A ghost.

A so-called ghost,
if you believe in that kind of thing.

[whimpering]

I believe.

[crashing]

[screaming]

Uh, sorry.

[bulb shatters]

My bad.

What, uh... is all this for?

If this so-called "Eleanor Rigby"
really is a so-called ghost,

we intend to catch her on camera.

You're making a movie? Oh!

Then you have found your star!

And your crew. Ready to go.

-Yes!
-All right!

-[giggles]
-[Crick] Buzz!

So, here--

[laughs]

[whispering] Here,
deep in the dark forest,

on the trail
of the mysterious Eleanor Rigby,

we find our first clue.

[grunting]

A patch of dirt.

Uh, why are we looking at dirt?

-Oh!
-Oopsie.

Cut. Cut!

-So, here we are--
-Yes! Here we are.

[Jay] Psst, Buzz, you're in the sh*t.

Yeah, hello, my name is Buzz.

[sighs]

Cut. Cut.

[gasps] Wait! I-- I saw something!

Ha! Now you have to believe.

[sighs] I'll believe when we catch her...
on film.

Come on! Lights, camera, Jaction!

[panting]

Yes, we are--

We seemed to have arrived
in a place I never thought I would see,

the loneliest part of the garden.

♪ Ah, look at all the lonely people ♪

♪ Ah, look at all the lonely people ♪

♪ Ah, look at all the lonely people ♪

♪ Ah, look at all the lonely people ♪

♪ Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice
In the church where a wedding has been ♪

♪ Lives in a dream ♪

♪ Waits at the window, wearing the face
That she keeps in a jar by the door ♪

♪ Who's it for? ♪

♪ All the lonely people
Where do they all come from? ♪

♪ All the lonely people
Where do they all belong? ♪

♪ Look at him working, darning his socks
In the night when there's nobody there ♪

-♪ What does he care? ♪
-What do you care?

♪ All the lonely people
Where do they all come from? ♪

♪ All the lonely people
Where do they all belong? ♪

♪ Ah, look at all the lonely people ♪

♪ Ah, look at all the lonely people ♪

[feedback squeaks]

There she is.

The moment... of truth... is here.

[crew panting]

A vision... from a place
beyond understanding.

We found Eleanor Rigby.

-And it's--
-Awesome.

[bugs chattering]

Ladybugs and gentleslugs.

Welcome
to our magnificent movie presentation.

Tonight you will learn the identity
of the mysterious Eleanor Rigby.

-Who is she?
-Tell us.

In a moment... just a short, short moment,

you will find out
and be, oh, my, so amazed.

We now present our movie.

Here in the deep dark forest,
we find our first--

Pew! Pow, pow! [babbling]

-[Walter] Buzz!
-Sorry, very sorry.

[laughing]

[panting]

Whoo-hoo!

We'll catch her this time.

Whoa! [grunts]

And now, fantasy and mystery
will become history

as we discover the truth.

[gasping]

Kumi?

It's you?

[giggles]

[gasps, chuckles]

What a twist.

You is Elsinsor Wigbess?

Mystery solved. Case closed.

[gasping]

So, hang on.
You're saying Eleanor Rigby was...

Ta-da!

Me.

-[audience chuckles]
-A classic.

That is a classic.

Encore! Encore!

[cheering]

-Can we show them the rest?
-Yes.

What happened to all those sequences
that I star in?

[gasps] It's-- It's playing! Watch! Watch!

How come you look so sad?
You found Eleanor Rigby.

We found your Eleanor Rigby.

Our Eleanor Rigby is still out there...
somewhere.

I hope you find her.

If she exists.

Oh, she exists. Definitely.

We will find her.

You have to believe me.
Nobody else in this whole garden does.

All right. Let's keep searching.

♪ All the lonely people
Where do they all belong? ♪

♪ Ah, look at all the lonely people ♪

And we're here
on the trail of Eleanor Rugby.

[Mildew] Cut.

On the trial of Eleanor Digby.

[Mildew] Cut.

Ooh. [laughing]
I got the jitter mouth.

Eleanor Rippy. [growls]

Dippy. This is-- [chuckles]

Tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips.

Ropey!

-Wimpy.
-[Mildew] Cut!

We need to take a bow.
We need to take a bow.

Come on, Crick.

Oh, ha, ha-- [yells]

[yelps] Ugh!

Cut!

[yawns]

[Mrs. Mudwasp] Hubby?

How much longer is this gonna take?

Oh, don't know exactly, my petal.
Not too long, I hope.

But we needed those extra rooms
yesterday, hubby.

The new bub will be here any minute.

I know, darling, I know,
and I'm going as fast as I can.

Look out!

Ay, cachorros!

Didn't need that wall anyway,
dear, I hope.

[groans]

[tools buzzing and clanging]

[yawns]

Why is it so loud?

I don't know what they're building...
but I wish it would stop.

[yawns]

[yelps] Ugh!

[yawns]

♪ I'm so tired
I haven't slept a wink ♪

♪ I'm so tired
My mind is on the blink ♪

[sighs] Oh, my belly-ness, not again.
[grunts]

[yawns]

♪ I'm so tired
I haven't slept a wink ♪

♪ I'm so tired
My mind is on the blink ♪

[yawns] Oh, well,
more time to rehearse the new show.

[vocalizing]

[vocalizing continues]

[groans]

Seriously, Walter?

[yawns]

♪ I wonder should I get up
And fix myself a drink ♪

Hi-ya!

[Kumi yelling]

♪ I'm so tired
I don't know what to do ♪

[muttering]

♪ But it's no joke
It's doing me harm ♪

♪ You know I can't sleep
I can't stop my brain ♪

♪ You know it's three weeks
I'm going insane ♪

♪ I'd give you everything I've got
For a little peace of mind ♪

♪ Give you everything I've got
For a little peace of mind ♪

♪ I'd give you everything I've got
For a little peace of mind ♪

[yawns]

[Crick] Hello, Buzz.

Buzz!

[yawns]

Sorry, Buzz,

but your bubble-popping at night is--

It's keeping me [yawns] awake.

Sorry, but I started blowing bubbles
'cause I--

[yawns]

[gasps] 'Cause I can't sleep either-er.

Why not?

Um, because of all of Kumi's:

Hi-ya! [yelling] Hi-ya!

Oh, sorry, but you should try
getting any shut-eye through Walter's:

[vocalizing]

Oh, my, you should try sleeping
through Jay's

skate-flipping, flibberty-jibberting,
slug-waking shenanigans.

But I'm only awake 'cause of all the:

[mimicking tools buzzing and clanging]

Whoa, whoa. Hold on.
So, where's that coming from?

[Mr. Mudwasp] Morning, bugs,
what can I do you for?

Terri-belly sorry to bother you,
Mr. Mudwasp,

but we have a slight issue with your...

[mimicking tools buzzing and clanging]

-It's so loud it keeps me awake.
-Sorry about the racket, bugs,

but me house just ain't big enough
for me growing family,

and me family keeps on growing,
don't it, Matilda?

I'm Linda. That's Matilda.

No, I'm Maurice.

Huh? I thought I was Maurice.

Got so many kids I can't keep track,
know what I mean?

So, adding rooms is an emergency.
I've got no time left.

But, um...
why can't you build during the day?

'Cause the days are full of washing
and sweeping and dusting and washing...

[sobs]

What if we's helps...

[yawns]

youse? [snoring]

Good thinking, Buzz. Um...

We could work on your house
in the daytime...

While you stayed in our tree house.

And we'd have the whole house finished
in no time. That's a belly-brilliant idea.

Well...

You sure you're up for it?

Oh, yeah. Totally. Uh...

We're the house-building experts.

-Right, bugs?
-Yeah.

Hmm. Well, I suppose it can't hurt
to let experts have a cr*ck.

Okay. I'll round up the family.

[gasping]

Mind you, I'll be back tonight
to see if everything is on track.

So, uh, where do we start?

Doesn't matter where we start
as long as we're finished tonight.

Let's go, go, go!

[yawns]

Buzz! Hello!

Still waiting for mortar here.

-Buzz? Wake up, Buzz!
-[snoring]

[Kumi gasps] Heads-up!

[gasps] Who the belly
is driving the Crickto-crane?

-[Walter gasps]
-It's okay. I got this.

[grunting]

If I wasn't so tired, incredibly tired,

I might think that this is too...

[yawns]

dangerous.

Wha-- What am I doing?

-Oh, just building a house.
-Huh?

So, all we have left is, uh...

the trickiest part, the roof.

Oh, we're all way too tired for that.

Let's leave it till tomorrow, okay?

But we're this close

to our first good night's sleep
in... forever.

I say let's do it now.

Let's do it!

[Kumi] Easy does it.

Easy does it, Crick.

I said easy.

Easy.

Not that easy.

[murmurs] Calculations... [snores]

It's okay. We can fix this.

We just need a little bit more time
before dark.

Sorry, Jay, I'm out of here.

[sighs]

Uh, I might have an idea.

I call it the Crickter-fixer-upper-er.

So, uh, why didn't you mention this
before we destroyed the house?

Well, uh, you see, I haven't found
the right power source yet.

Wind, sun, water, dirt, old socks,
nothing works.

Uh... any ideas?

It's over! [chuckles]

We're never gonna sleep again!

We're doomed...
to be zombie bugs... forever!

[sobbing]

Oh! Keep crying, Walter.

And now my-- my friend Crick wants
to make me cry!

[Walter sobbing]

That's it.

That's the power source.

What is?

Noise.

And I'm telling you,
I heard a humongous crash.

You can't have, petal.

They told me they were experts. [chuckles]

[yelling]

[yelling] Hi-ya!

[singing operatically]

[whistle blows]

What have you done to our house?

It's okay, Mr. Mudwasp. We're fixing it.

Hey, hey, hey! Stop!
Don't make it any worser!

Wait! No, no, not too much noise!

[Walter singing]

[machine clunking]

The machine is-- it's fueling itself
with its own noise.

Take cover!

[screaming]

[yells]

[both scream]

-Oopsie.
-Oh. [chuckles]

Now, darling, don't fret, all right?
I'll fix it...

somehow, I promise.

[scoffs] Fix it?

But, hubby, I love it.

It makes the la-di-da hornets' place
look like a blooming garage.

You're right. It's growing on me, too.

Let's-- Let's take a gander inside.

Ah. Thanks, bugs. Love your work.

[bugs sigh]

Now maybe we can sleep.

♪ I'm so tired
I haven't slept a wink ♪

♪ I'm so tired
My mind is on the blink ♪

[snoring]

[bugs snoring]

[yawns]

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪
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