03x06 - I'm Only Sleeping/Oh! Darling

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[Crick] That's not it. Oh, oh! Like this.

This with this, and then...

Ooh, ooh! What about...

Ugh. No, no. That's not it, either.

Hey, Crick. Um, are you okay?

Oh! Uh, yes, Kumi. I... I'm, uh--

Crick is desperately attempting

to think of a winning idea

for the Bug Inventor of the Year Awards.

Thanks a lot, Dr. Robot.

Wait. Uh, don't you...

Don't you win it every year?

-Uh--

-Negative.

Crick has never ever won

Bug Inventor of the Year

despite many, many, many attempts.

I... I think Kumi has heard enough. Heh!

Affirmative. But I also have video.

What? No! No!

Every year,

Crick tries to impress the judges.

I call this the Cricktaporter.

[electricity buzzing]

[chuckles]

[both] Meh.

Huh? Oh! Now, what do you call that?

A stick.

You can use it to walk with,

open doors, poke things. [chuckles]

Oh, I know a winner when I see one.

[grumbles]

[Dr. Robot] And every year,

the same thing happens.

[Crick groans]

[sighs] You're the best

inventor bug I know.

And, uh, that's why

I'm asking you for help

with my entry in the Bug Inventor awards.

But it looks like

you're busy with yours, so, uh...

It's okay. Let me, uh, take a look.

[Kumi] Great!

So, I wanna turn my watch

into a super watch

which lights up,

so you can read it at night.

-[Jay] Whoa!

-Whoa!

-[Jay grunts]

-[objects clatter]

[Crick] Jay! Are you okay?

[grunts and sighs]

I'm awesome!

But I need some help with my invention.

It's a hoverboard!

I just need help

to get it to, you know, hover.

[Walter] Ugh!

Crick doesn't have time for that.

He needs to help me with my invention.

It... It's an a*t*matic curtain-raiser.

[Buzz] Hi, Crick.

Let me guess.

You want help

with, uh, your invention, Buzz.

No. I finished my invention already.

I calls it a flower!

Oh, great. You can take a look

at my watch first, then.

[stammering] But what about my invention?

I think my curtain-raiser

is far more likely to win.

Okay, okay!

I'll help you all with your inventions

and, uh, figure out mine, as well.

-Somehow.

-[Jay] Thanks, Crick.

-[Walter] Oh, goody!

-[Jay] Yes!

[sighs] It's gonna

be a long night, Dr. Robot.

Shall I calculate the exact length?

No! Whoa!

-[snoring]

-[rooster crowing]

[snoring]

-[alarm beeping]

-[exclaims]

-[grumbles]

-[alarm stops]

Congratulations! Congratulations!

You have completed all inventions.

[sighs] Hmm? What?

[sighs] Except for, uh, my invention.

But you have worked all night, Crick.

You cannot work like a robot.

I am a robot. I know.

Mmm. Maybe I'll just have a short nap.

[yawning] And as soon as I wake up,

I'll... I'll finish my invention.

-Good morning!

-[gasps] Oh!

Did you finish my invention?

♪ When I wake up early in the morning ♪

♪ Lift my head, I'm still yawning ♪

♪ When I'm in the middle of a dream ♪

♪ Stay in bed, float upstream ♪

Whoa!

♪ Please don't wake me

No, don't shake me ♪

♪ Leave me where I am

I'm only sleeping ♪

This is no time for sleep.

You have an invention to finish. Mine!

Ugh! It's right there, Walter.

And your super watch is there, Kumi!

Okay, okay. No need to shout.

Now, if you all don't mind,

I need to get some--

But how do you turn it on?

Uh, Crick, little help here, please?

♪ Please, don't spoil my day

I'm miles away ♪

♪ And after all I'm only sleeping ♪

Uh, how do I turn the brightness down?

Okay, that is it!

If you all won't let me sleep

in my own house,

I'll go find somewhere I can!

Wanna have a go of my flower?

[Crick] No!

-What happened to Crick?

-[all groan]

He worked all night on your inventions.

Now, he needs to sleep

so he can finish his own entry

for Bug Inventor of the Year.

Oh, my. Now I feel terri-belly bad.

[Dr. Robot] It gets worse.

The weather precricktor forecast

a bad, bad storm. Soon. Soon. Soon.

And Crick's heading right into it.

Come on, we need to go after him!

And help him finish his invention!

[yawns] I... I just need to find

a... a suitable location.

Somewhere nice and quiet and, uh...

Perfect.

[grunts] Hello!

Blackbird?

Oh, I guess she's, uh, not home.

Uh, I'm sure she won't, uh,

mind if I... if I...

[sighing]

-[snoring]

-[thunder rumbling]

♪ When I wake up early in the morning ♪

♪ Lift my head, I'm still yawning ♪

♪ When I'm in the middle of a dream ♪

♪ Stay in bed, float upstream ♪

♪ Float upstream ♪

[thunder rumbling]

[yells]

[groaning]

[chuckles] Terri-belly sorry, Jay.

Here, let me--

Bugs! Bugs, come quick! [whimpers]

[panting] Whoa!

[snoring]

[Jay panting]

Ugh! No, Jay. It's too dangerous!

But we have to save Crick!

Then we save him together.

-[Jay] Whoa!

-[all screaming]

-[thudding]

-Ugh! Huh?

Oh, okay. Who woke me up this time?

[stammering] What happened?

Where am I?

[Jay] Crick!

And what are you bugs doing here?

Rescuing you.

But if you have any ideas

for rescuing us... [chuckles nervously]

don't hold back. [sobbing]

I only needed one idea.

My winning invention.

But since I'll never have the chance

to build whatever that was,

I'll just have to come up with...

with something new.

[all screaming]

[Buzz panting] I can't swim much longer.

-[Crick] Grab on!

-[all] Whoa!

[Buzz] Awesome!

[coughs] That is an award-winning

performance, Crick.

[chuckles] Just a little something

I whipped up.

Now everyone, uh, hold on!

Huh?

[chuckles]

[all] Whoo-hoo!

-[Kumi] Way to go, Crick!

-[all cheering and laughing]

Uh, Crick? What happens

when this bit comes out of the water?

[device sputtering]

[all screaming]

[cockroach chuckles] I don't know

how you keep doing it, Morgs.

I mean, it don't hurt that yours

was the only entry this year.

-[thuds]

-[bugs groaning]

Unless you bugs have something

to bring to the table.

[chuckles] Oh.

But Cricks has an invention.

So, uh, what's it do?

[stammering] Well, you see,

it's really quite simple.

-It, um...

-[device whirring]

-[chuckles nervously] Oh.

-[device powers down]

Start her up, Crick!

[all gasp]

[all laughing and cheering]

[all] Yay!

Crick, you are officially

the Bug Inventor of the Year!

[all cheering]

Well, um, thank you.

[yawning] I didn't prepare a speech,

but, uh, I... I'd...

I'd just like to... like to...

Ooh! [sighs]

-[snoring]

-He's had a big day.

♪ And after all, he's only sleeping ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪

Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[man] Hmm, where are they?

Hmm? Oh.

Haven't seen this in, ooh, a while.

[blows]

Huh? Come on! What...

What happened to the balls?

[Julia] Dad, did you find

all the Halloween stuff?

Ah, sorry, Julia. Still looking.

[bug grunts] Ouchie.

Whoo-hoo!

Hey, Buzz, I found some orange seeds!

Wait, Jay. I'd like a sweet seed, too.

Huh? Oh! An orange seed!

-Huh?

-A real big one!

-[Jay] Whoa!

-[both coughing]

[both] Oh.

[Buzz] What is it?

Only one way to find out.

[both scream]

[panting] A monster!

[stammering] Orange!

[panting] It was a giant! From the sky!

[all whimpering]

An orange monster from the sky? Seriously?

That doesn't sound, uh, real.

But we saw it! Didn't we, Buzz?

[Buzz] Mmm-hmm.

[laughs] Oh, dearest young ones.

There's nothing to fear.

Let old Doris tell you a tale.

Once upon a time,

the Gigants made up a festival

to celebrate scaring each other

called Halloween.

Who's Ween? And why does she say hello?

So, it's a festival of fear.

Oh! And that's fun?

Sounds awesome! Can we do it, too?

No! [clears throat]

Uh, why would anyone

wanna celebrate scaring people?

[laughing]

Gigants call this a jack-o'-lantern.

[all] Ooh! Ah!

[stammering] That's it!

The orange monster!

Halloween is also about dressing up,

eating lots of candy and--

Wait. Did you say "candy"?

-[Buzz] Yes!

-[Kumi] Candy?

[Crick] Where?

Candy! My one true love.

In the olden days, on Halloween night,

young bugs would go into the dark forest,

searching for big, colorful candy boxes

the Gigants left laying around.

But, of course,

that was terribly dangerous.

You mean, there's candy?

In big, colorful boxes?

Just... Just waiting for me.

Uh, for us. For us. [chuckles]

Hey! I love candy, but Doris is right.

You'd have to be crazy to go

into the dark forest just to find candy.

[chuckles] Right? Right, bugs?

[all] Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!

Candy... Candy... Candy...

[panting] Ugh. Oh, so tired,

and yet still need candy.

[sobbing] Huh? Candy?

Uh, didn't you bugs hear

what... what Doris said?

Yeah. Candy hunting is just too delicious.

I mean, too dangerous.

Oh! [chuckles] Oh, my!

Is that what I think it is?

[both] Huh?

It is! It is!

Oh, please.

You won't change my mind

by pretending there's...

Candy!

[all laughing]

[all whimpering]

This place is so creepy.

[exclaims] It's got me! It's got me!

Walter, chill. It's all fake.

-[all whimpering]

-Uh, Jay?

It's all just for Halloween.

So, it looks scary, but it's not real.

But... But... But Jay?

See? Uh, um... Oh, okay...

This feels real, but, uh... Whoa!

[all whimpering]

Um, hello? I'm Frankenlegs.

[all screaming]

Oh, oh, not the running thing again.

Come back, please.

You don't think I'd hurt you, do you?

♪ Oh! Darling ♪

♪ Please, believe me ♪

♪ I'll never do you no harm ♪

♪ Believe me when I tell you ♪

-♪ I'll never do you no harm ♪

-[giggles]

[screams]

Ahhh!

[Frankenlegs]

♪ Oh! Darling ♪

♪ If you leave me ♪

[both scream]

♪ I'll never make it alone ♪

♪ Believe me when I beg you ♪

-♪ Don't ever leave me alone ♪

-[screams]

[stammering]

I don't like Walloween anymores!

It's okay, Buzz. I think we lost him.

[panting] We just have to find our way out

before he comes back.

Uh, precisely where did the exit go?

[all whimpering]

Surprise!

[all screaming]

Please! I know I look scary, but I'm nice.

Really, I am.

Oh, just ask my shiny friends here.

[all screaming]

[panting] Oh! Whoa, whoa!

♪ When you told me ♪

[Crick screams]

♪ You didn't need me anymore ♪

[both] Whoa!

♪ Well, you know

I nearly broke down and cried ♪

♪ When you told me ♪

[screaming]

♪ You didn't need me anymore ♪

♪ Well, you know

I nearly broke down and d*ed ♪

[sighs] Hey, Vlad, how's it going?

[sighs] Yeah, they ran away,

just like all the others.

[bugs screaming]

Oh! Sounds like they need help.

[Jay groaning]

What is this stuff?

Me again.

[all scream]

[stammering] Please, Mr. Spider,

don't eat us.

[stammering] Yeah, I'm not much of a meal.

More an appetizer. [chuckles]

A very unappetizing one.

Oh, this is so depressing.

I mean, what could possibly make you think

I want to eat you?

[bugs scream]

[all groaning]

Well, the web trap.

And all the chasing.

The sneaking up.

The hungry eyes.

Plus, the general creepiness

of this whole place.

Oh, yes.

Now I'm starting to get it.

Well, at least the creepiness I can fix.

[bugs] Oh! Wow!

Oh, I was only chasing you

so I could show you I was friendly.

I probably didn't think that through,

did I?

Anyway, I get it

if you don't understand me.

I'll show you the way out.

[Buzz] Whee!

There you go. Have a nice life.

[sighs] Wait.

Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

Sorry we got scared, Mr. Frankenlegs.

It's okay. I'm used to it.

[sobbing] I just... I just feel so sad.

You do?

Yeah, that we didn't find any candy.

Candy? Oh, you mean

that sickly sweet stuff.

Well, you are welcome to take that.

[all cheering]

Well, anyway, I should get back

to my shiny friends.

-Uh, look, Mr. Frankenlegs?

-Yes?

Uh, your shiny friends seem, uh, friendly,

but maybe you'd like

to make some other friends, too.

At our village.

Yeah! You can make

heaps of new friends there.

Oh, you... you really think so?

[indistinct chatter and laughter]

[Doris] Thank you! That's so nice.

Mmm, thank you! I love candy.

[Kumi] Ahem.

And, our new friend, Frankenlegs.

[bugs laughing]

Oh. [chuckles]

[Julia] Hey, Dad, look what I found.

Hmm? What? How'd you get it to work?

I thought it was broken.

Yeah, it was.

I guess, I don't know, it must have

just been the magic of Halloween.

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪