01x07 - Adventures in Squirrelsitting

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♪♪

♪ Sometimes some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up
the slack ♪

♪ There's no case
too big ♪

♪ No case too small ♪

♪ When you need
help, just call ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ Once they're involved ♪

♪ Somehow whatever's
wrong gets solved ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n dale's

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ They'll take the clues ♪

♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n dale ♪♪

Fat cat's pulling away.

Not for long, pally.

Give it up, you
rescue rodents.

The maltese
mouse is mine.

Ha ha ha!

No way, fat cat.

It's going back to the
museum where it belongs.

Monty, stop us!

I'd love to, gadget,

But me brakes are out!

Wonderful. We'll lose
them in the traffic.

B-b-b-but, boss--

Get going!

Hang on, mates.

Steady. Steady.

My mouse!

B-b-b-boss...

Yaaaaa!

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la ♪

Stay close, kids, and
keep out of trouble.

Aaaaah!

We did it!

We saved the
maltese mouse.

Put me down!
Mama, help!

My babies!

I'm so glad you're prompt.

I didn't want to keep the
little ones hanging.

Quite a dilemma, isn't it?

My ridiculous rangers--

Save the kiddies

Or keep the statue.

Oops!

Mama!

Go ahead. Give it to him.

Hand it over, ragbag.

Now let 'em
go, fat cat.

Ah, your wish is my command.

Aaaaah!

You're safe now, princess.

Ol' monterey jack has you.

Are you all right?

Uh huh.

You saved me.

You're my hero.

Fat cat's gone.

And he took the maltese
mouse with him.

You saved my girls.

How can I ever...thank...you?

Wheee! Whoopee!

This place is a mess.

Really? Looks better
than dale's room.

Do you realize what
you've done?

I have guests coming tonight.

Binky!

Golly, guys, this mess
is our fault.

Maybe we could offer
to babysit.

What a marvelous idea.

You can keep
them the night.

That way I could clean and
entertain my guests.

It'll be fun.

A real adventure.

Mother, I'm too old
to be babysat.

But I'll go along to
help chipper with
the baby.

And over here, we monitor
all sorts of news reports.

I bet you invented
all this.

Didn't you, chipper?

Actually, it was gadget.

She's a real genius.

No further information on the
mysterious museum thief

Of the maltese mouse.

The artifact is valued
at-- [ click ]

It's all so exciting, chipper.

I want to see everything.

Sure, but could you
not call me chipper?

Are you guys coming?

Be there in half a blink, chip.

Oh, I could cook the most
wonderful meals

In a kitchen like this.

I'll learn all your
favorite recipes.

Monty.

Looks like the little missy
could use a snack.

Ok, gadget and I will show
tammy the workshop.

Oh, gadget doesn't have
to come, chipper.

It's her workshop.

And don't call me chipper.

I learned to slice an
apple this way

From a food-crazed ninja gerbil.

Yeee-yaaa!

Isn't gadget the greatest?

What a girl!

She's ok if you like
that sort of person.

Chipper, I'm sure there's
much more exciting stuff

To show me than gadget's
smelly old workshop.

Hey! Wait for me!

Oh, sh**t!

I ain't seen an
appetite like that

Since I fell into a
river of amazon piranhas.

Wow!

What? You lost bink?

No problem, chipper.
There she is.

She's such a child.

I'm a pilot.

Hold on, bink.

We'll save you.

Look out!

I've got you!

Aaaah!

This babysitting business

May end up k*lling us.

Great sh*t, gadget.

Your harpoon
saved the day.

Golly, thanks, chip.

But, chipper, you
were the brave one.

So heroic.

Oh, yeah. Chipper. So heroic.

Isn't chipper wonderful?

But, chipper, we have rescue
ranger stuff to do.

You are not a
rescue ranger.

You are just a kid.

But, chipper...

And don't call me chipper.

I am not a kid.

I'll do something to
prove to chip

That I can be every bit
as good as gadget.

Those kids are a pain.

I'll sure be glad
when they're gone.

I'm surprised at
you, chip.

You hurt tammy's feelings.

How could you be so
hard on her?

She likes you,
you big dummy.

No. I was just-- I mean, i--

Oooh.

I'm sorry I was mean, tammy.

I like you. Really.

It's just that-- what?!

She's taken bink. They've
gone to fat cat's

To get the maltese mouse.

See, pallies. I told you those
cats would be no problem.

This is still a
stupid plan.

No. It's perfect.

They think we're the
night's entertainment.

And who could turn away a
couple of cuties like you?

We are doomed.

All right, mates.
Do your stuff.

Now's your chance.

Just keep 'em busy while
we look for the kids.

Come on, baby.

If you want this back,

You have to pucker up
for waddy-poo.

The casino is really
jumping tonight.

Yeah, fat cat ought
to be real pleased.

Let's you and me
get a little cozy.

I think this elevator leads
to fat cat's office.

Go down and--

Now my precious mousey,

I must find the proper
place to display you.

And now, ladies and gents,

For a bit of
toe-tapping merriment,

Brought to you by your host,

That extraordinary
master of mischief,

Big fat daddy cat.

Hmmm, I didn't order
any entertainment.

Sorry, mates, but gadget
needs some cover.

No problem.

♪ Hey, all you cats
don't sit and stare ♪

♪ Swing your tails
get out of those chairs ♪

♪ Put down your milk
turn up the juice ♪

♪ The fur's gonna fly when
we all cut loose ♪

♪ So, baby, stop chomping ♪

♪ Let's start stomping ♪

♪ With big fat daddy's scene ♪

That's me.

♪ It's as hot as jalapeno ♪

♪ At fat cat's casino ♪

♪ That's the place to be ♪

♪ Do the fat cat stomp ♪

♪ With big fat daddy's scene ♪♪

How very interesting.

Oh, gadget, I'm so
happy to see you.

I thought it was fat cat.

Don't worry, tammy.
We'll get you out of
here.

But you shouldn't
have come.

I'm working undercover.

Maybe I can help.

No. I don't want
your help.

I'm gonna show chip that I'm
just as special as you.

Golly, tammy. I'm not trying
to prove anything to chip

Or anyone else.

You don't get
someone to like you

By acting like
someone you aren't.

And you are tammy.

That's special enough.

Really?

Darn right. Let's find
binky and go home.

Time to be shoving
off, pallies.

You got that right.

But I haven't found
bink yet.

Uh ho. I'm afraid
I just did.

Here goes!

♪ Here's one cat I'd
like to see ♪

♪ Cheek to cheek
dancing with me ♪

♪ Come on fat cat
it's your turn ♪

♪ The dance floor's hot ♪

♪ And I've got nine
lives to burn ♪

♪ So, baby, stop chomping ♪

♪ Let's start stomping ♪

♪ With big fat daddy's scene ♪

♪ It's as hot as jalapeno ♪

♪ At fat cat's casino ♪

♪ That's the place to be ♪

♪ Do the fat cat stomp ♪

♪ With big fat daddy's scene ♪

♪ So, baby, stop chomping ♪

♪ Let's start stomping ♪

♪ With big fat daddy's scene ♪

♪ It's as hot as jalapeno ♪

♪ At fat cat's casino ♪

♪ That's the place to be ♪

♪ Do the fat cat stomp ♪

♪ With big fat daddy's scene ♪

♪ Do the fat cat stomp ♪

♪ With big fat daddy's scene ♪

♪ Do the fat cat stomp ♪

♪ With big fat daddy's scene ♪♪

Uh oh.

Leaving? We'd hoped we'd
get another song.

But your piano seems a
bit out of tune.

Right about...

Here.

There's the problem.

You had squirrel minus
in your c major.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

♪ It's as hot as jalapeno ♪

♪ At fat cat's casino ♪

♪ That's the place to be ♪

♪ Do the fat cat stomp ♪

♪ With big fat daddy's scene ♪

♪ Do-waaa ♪♪

Oh, thank you.
You're too kind.

Nothing like a
night of dancing

To build up an appetite.

Living over a cat food factory
does have its advantages.

But sometimes I tire of
their ingredients.

That's why I'm gonna
let this machine

Put you lovely rescue rangers

Into an itty-bitty can,

Just like this.

Well, at least we'll
be together.

Yeah. Real together.

You won't win in the
long run, fat cat.

You might stop us,

But there'll be others
to take our place.

You mean the junior
league here?

Ha-ha. Consider them dessert.

Chomp him, bink!

They're saved.

Wheee! Wooo!

That will be
quite enough.

Yaaaaa!

Oh, bother. You made me
miss the best part.

Uuh.
Ooh.

Dear.

Too close for
comfort, eh, pally?

Ah, it didn't
even come close.

We've got to find a way
out of here.

Yaaaaa!

You know, I could
corrupt these children.

Over the years I could guide
their innocent minds

To a life of wrongdoing.

Yes. I could mold
them in my image.

Hone them into
criminal geniuses.

The only ones capable of
carrying on my empire.

Ah, but who's got the time?

Toss 'em in.

Aaaaah!

Yaaaa!

Look alive, mates!

Time to do a bit of jogging.

We can't keep this
up forever.

Sorry, I'm out of ideas.

Maybe I have one.

Tammy!

What is taking so long?

I want my ranger pate.

It's the best we can
do, chipper--

I mean, chip.

It's great, tammy.

You can do it, monty.

Thanks for cheerleading, bink.

Now it's up to you, zipper.

It's that disgusting
little fly.

Get him!

Hey, what's going on out there?

As always, when you want
something done right,

Do it yourself.

Ooooh! You little beast!

My mouse!

Stop the machine!
Stop the machine!

Wheeew!

Nearly had a monterey flapjack.

Get down there and
get my statue!

Gosh, it sure is dark.

Get down there!

Lose something, fat cat?

Be careful with that.

Give it to me.

Here you go. Oops.

Aaaah!

My mouse!

Looking for this?

You numskulls!

Get me out of this thing!

I hope they weren't
too much trouble.

Naa. A couple of
princesses they was.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Well, I guess you
are ready to be a
rescue ranger.

Well, maybe.

Or maybe not.

But I still think
you're cute.

Tammy.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.