01x08 - Pound of the Baskervilles

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers". Aired: March 4, 1989 – November 19, 1990.*
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Chip and Dale are two chipmunks who start a detective agency, Rescue Rangers, along with their friends Gadget Hackwrench, Monterey Jack, and Zipper.
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01x08 - Pound of the Baskervilles

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♪♪

♪ Sometimes
some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two
gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up
the slack ♪

♪ There's no case too big ♪

♪ No case too small ♪

♪ When you need help,
just call ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ Once they're involved ♪

♪ Somehow whatever's wrong
gets solved ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ They'll take the clues ♪

♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪♪

"The beast
bared its fangs

"And stood tall.

"But sure-luck jones
was not afraid.

"The wily detective
stood firm,

Daring
the devil dog."

Ohh!

Wow!

Chip. Chipper.

Not now. This
is getting good.

There's a storm!

What storm?

Aah!
Aah!

Whoa!
Aah!

Nice bit of
flyin', luv,

But your landin'
could use
improvement.

Where to now?

Eject.

This house is great,

Like
sure-luck jones'

Adventure of
the swelling dwelling.

[Howling]

It's the howl
of that devil dog!

Don't be silly.

There's
no such thing.

[Howling]

I don't think so.

[Banging on door]

Here it comes!

Arr! Arr! Arr!

[Banging on door]

[British accent]
filthy, flea-ridden
creature!

Stay out!

I'll get, I'll get--
ah-choo!

[g*nsh*t]

My statue!
Where's that mutt?

He'll pay for this.

This is not the
friendliest house
I've been in.

Ha ha ha!
You're all wet.

[British accent]
psst. Over 'ere.

We got to get out.

Lord howie
hates animals.

Then why stay?

Looking for
the will. I--

Ah-choo!

It's lord howie.
Hop on!

Ah-choo!

Aah!

R-ruff! Ruff!

[British accent]
mcduff, old boy!

Did you find
my father's will?

[Whines]

Don't worry. When
the will appears,

The house is ours,

And my brother--

[Banging on door]

Who could that be?

I warned you to keep
that dog away.

Now I have--
ah, ah-choo!

The law with me.

Mcduff has
nowhere to go.

You can't
throw him out.

Grrr.

He bit me!

Well, sheriff?

Sorry, roger,
but it's his house.

I'll return tomorrow
to take mcduff away.

It won't be
soon enough.

Ah-choo!

What the devil?

If I could find
that will--

But lord howie's
always there.

We have to get
the plane out.

Mcduff,
getting rid
of howie

Might be
easier than
finding that will.

If we
get him outside,

I could
find the will.

We'll scare
him away,

Just like the adventure
of the ghoul next door.

[Snoring]

[Rattling]

[Rattling]

What was that?

Oh, must be
my imagination.

[Rattling]

Who's there?

If it's
that dog, I'll--

[Howling]

It's only the wind.
That's it--wind.

Plan two,
gadget.

Ohh!

[Chains rattling]

Aah!

Where are you?

Show yourself!

I'll teach you
to haunt me!

[Muttering]

Come on.
He'll see us.

Ha! I guess
that's that.

Hurry up,
lads!

O.k. We're ready
for the big scare.

Mcduff?

[Gulp]

I guess so.

Got that bag
of flour open, zip?

[Cough cough]

[Growling]

I said I'm not
afraid of you!

I said--huh?

Awooo!

G-g-g-ghost!

Awooo!

Aah!

Grrr.

Grrr.

Aah!

Let's go!

Stop! I'll be good!

Grrr.

Oh!

Grrr.

Awooo!

I won't send
the dog away.

He can live here
with roger

Like the will says.

I--i--ah-choo!

Grrr.

I promise--

Wait.

How can a ghost
make me sneeze?

Grrr...ruff!

Well, well, well.

So it's fun
and games, is it?

Grrr.

Awooo!

Ooh.

Oh, dear.

Let's see what
ghosts are made of.

Uh!

[Tooting charge]

You've bothered me
for the last time.

Come on, mcduff!
Let's go!

That mongrel
won't get far.

Whoa!
Ohh!

Yeow!

A dead end!

In the doctored
watson adventure,

Sure-luck found
a secret passageway

By moving
the mirror frame.

Uh!

It moved!

Hurry!

They vanished...
Like ghosts.

A secret
passageway,

Like the adventures
of conan doily.

Quit the mystery
stories!

He's got us
this far, mate.

Look. You can
see out.

Lord howie's
still looking
for us.

Nyah, nyah, nyah!

While he's there,
we're trapped.

We can't find
the will.

Don't worry.

I'm
sure-luck chip.

Not again.
Oh!

The first thing
sure-luck jones
always did

Was find some clues.

Follow me.

The game's afoot.

We can't find
the will

Playing foot games.

I wonder why we're
not finding clues.

Secret passages
always have clues.

Chip, I mean,
sure-luck,

Here's a clue.

That's a nail.

Uh!

Is this a clue?

No,
it's a chain.

Hey, is
this a clue?

No, it's...

A spider!

[Chattering]

Good work.
What does it say?

"Bring light
to the darkness."

What does
that mean?

There!

Where?

The candle holder.

In the wax adventure,

Jones opened hidden
doors with one.

Sure-luck
got us this far.

Let's try it.

Come on!

"Sure-luck slowly pulled
the candle holder...

Got it!

Opening
the secret door."

It worked!

"Being careful
to stand aside

To avoid
the trap door."

Hey, are you o.k.?

We're fine,
chipper.

But you should
learn speed reading.

A secret door!

Just like
the book.

Elementary,
my dear dummy.

Come on.

It looks like
an office.

A bent poker,

From the hardheaded
hottentot adventure.

And here's
a doctor's bag

From the soda pop
surgeon adventure.

And here's
a bloodstained
manuscript,

Just like--
wait a minute!

I don't believe it.

"Sure-luck jones
and the mysterious
mystery writer adventure."

This is howard bass'
workroom.

He created
sure-luck jones.

Lord baskerville
wrote books.

Didn't use
his real name.

My favorite stories
were written here.

So? We've got
to find that will.

Wait! If this is where
jones' creator lived,

I know
where it is!

Where?
What?

There, behind
the portrait.

Like in the will
that wouldn't.

Sorry, mate.
Nothin' here.

What? It worked
in the story.

What's this?

Whoa!

"I, howard baskerville,

"Hereby bequeath
the manor 'ouse

To me son
roger bas--"

That's it, dale!

Let's show roger.

Let's go.

Whatever you do,
don't make
any noise.

You always
worry too much.

Thank you
so much

For finding
the will for me.

Aah!
Aah!

Now roger
will never know.

Baskerville hall will be
mine forever!

Roger's dreams
of owning this house

Are up in smoke!

What?

Oh, dear.

I can destroy this will
anytime I like.

You can't stop me.

Oh, yes, I can.

Awooo!

Get away,
nasty thing!

Oh, no.
My allergy!

Ah-choo! Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!

The will!

Ouch!
Oh!

Not so fast,
you loathsome rodents.

What now,
sure-luck?

Give it to me.

Yeow!

Thanks.
Now go get roger.

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

Grrr.

Your filthy friend
has deserted you.

You're trapped!

Uh-uh!

Let go,
you pesky insect!

Unh!

Now what,
sure-luck?

Any clues?

What would
sure-luck do?

Can't you guess?

Hide!

[Banging on door]

Let me in!

You had your chance.

Now, when I find you,

I'll have your heads!

I'll find you
eventually.

[Click]

Ah, ah, ah--

Ah-choo!

Aha!

I'll get you!

Whoa!

Uh!

Gotcha!

Aah! Ooh, ooh!

That does it!

Ow!

No more
fun and games.

I won't let them
take mcduff.

Arf! Arf!

Mcduff!

What's wrong, boy?

[Whines]

Something
at the house?

[g*nsh*t]

Let's go!

[g*nsh*t]

I'll get you
if I have to destroy

Everything
in this room!

Ohh!

[g*nsh*t]

Aah!

Uh-oh!

[g*nsh*t]

The will!

Whoa!

What's going on,
howie?

I knew father
preferred you.

You were
his favorite.

Now the will
will be destroyed
forever,

And you'll
be my servant

Or live elsewhere
with your worthless dog.

The sheriff's coming

For that mutt.

Grrr.

The will!

Ah.

Don't worry, boy.

We're taking
a nice ride.

Ah!
Sheriff, wait!

No!

Give it here!

I can't.

We have to
save mcduff.

What would
sure-luck jones do?

I don't know.

I know what
the rescue rangers
would do.

Hey.

Oh, no!
Don't read that!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Sheriff!
Don't take mcduff!

I don't plan to.

The dog is now
your responsibility

As the rightful owner
of baskerville hall.

Oh, no!

We solved a real-life
sure-luck jones mystery

Just like old
howard baskerville
would have wanted.

With the help of
quick rescue ranger
thinking.

Where's mcduff?
I want to go.

I haven't had cheese
in two days.

There.

He's got something
for chip.

For me?

It's the last unpublished
sure-luck jones story.

The old master
would've wanted
you to have it.

Looks like old sure-luck
come out on top again.
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