01x09 - Risky Beesness

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

♪ Sometimes some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up
the slack ♪

♪ There's no case
too big ♪

♪ No case too small ♪

♪ When you need
help, just call ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ Once they're involved ♪

♪ Somehow whatever's
wrong gets solved ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no. It never fails ♪

♪ They'll take the clues ♪

♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪♪

♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz buzz buzz ♪

♪ Buzz-buzz-buzz buzz buzz ♪♪

Oh, goodness.

I think my arm
will fall off

If I wave that baton
one more time.

For the queenie.

Managing this swarm
is such a burden.

Let us make you more
comfortable.

Oh, thank you.

Rosebud nectar,
your majesty.

Oh, that sounds heavenly.

Oh, my cape.
It's ruined.

And what is that
hideous sound?

I can barely think.

Aloysius, what's the
matter with you?

Something's wrong
with-- aaah!

What's the matter
with everyone?

Go back to work!

Stop this now. Stop.
Stop, I say.

Help!

I'm the queen and I
command you all

To come back here
this instant.

They're all gone.

Someone's stolen my swarm.

It isn't fair after
the way I slaved

For that swarm.

Oh. I feel all woozy.

Wh-wh-what happened?

Oh, thank you.

You're supposed
to help me up.

Did you see a swarm of
bees around here?

Someone stole them
and I need help.

You?

That's very sweet,

But I was thinking of
someone a bit bigger.

What did you
do that for?

That's my favorite band.

It was too loud
to think.

It's heavy metal music.
You're not supposed to
think.

It's stupid.

It is not.
It is too.

Looks like the boys are
having a little discussion.

Let me go. I have to
find my swarm.

Zipper, who is this?

Will you stop
yanking me around?

Oh. Furry creatures.
How nice.

We're the rescue
rangers.

Can we help you?

Well it's about time
someone noticed.

I know they would never
leave on their own

Because they idolize me so.

Anyway, I think someone
beenapped my swarm.

Just the thought of it
makes me feel faint.

Ooooh.

Beenappers? How'd do a
thing like that?

I don't know.

Do I look like a
person with enemies?

Of course, when you're
as beautiful as I am,

Jealousy is always a factor.

I'm so parched. Could you
get me something to drink?

Ooh, yuk.

Water.

Water? How common.

We need a way to trail
these stolen bees.

The ranger's plane'll give us a
bee's eye view of the city.

Stung by the love bug,
eh, zipper?

Well, ol' monterey
jack's had his share

Of romantic entanglements.

Maybe I could help you out.

How about giving her
a little present?

Ya don't need money, mate.

All women love flowers.

And flowers are free.

Yeah, that's right.

Give us an inch
here, queenie.

Oh, your seating arrangements
leave much to be desired.

Hey, monty,
where's zipper?

Had a bit of
urgent business.

He'll be back in
half a blink.

Oh, must we really wait for him?

My swarm must be all
over the city by now.

Well, I guess he can catch up.

Sit back, queenie, and grab a
whiff of that fresh country air.

Aachoo!

What is this, rag weed?

I'm allergic to
common wild flowers.

Sorry about the
free flower idea.

I guess you get
what you pay for.

Hey, look there.

It's my swarm!

Hang on to your goggles!

Oh, my darling swarm!

Your precious queenie is here.

Oh, I missed you so.

If you turn around

And go home now,

I'll forget this whole
thing ever happened.

Aaaaah!

Hey, look at!

My swarm!

Hey! Oh!

Oh, this is terrible!

My once loyal swarm
is turning to a life
of crime.

But, why are they stealing
musical instruments?

Hey, what gives?

Eeeyaooo!

We've gotta follow them.

Come on, queenie.

You can do it.

You know, you were awfully
rough with the royal person.

You could have bruised me!

What is that ear
tweakin' noise?

That's the same
nasty music I heard

When my hive was stolen.

Electric guitar, check.

Saxophone, check.

Drum set, check.

Synthesizer guitar, check.

What is that
awful racket?

Good afternoon,
mr. Sneed.

What are those musical
instruments doing in the lab?

There for my research

On sonic-wave bug
repellent, mr. Sneed.

You don't fool me, erweena.

You've been fiddling about
with your musical hobby

On company time!

Bug out exterminators is not
paying for your day dreaming!

We expect to see results!

We expect to see results.

Ha! All my life people
wanted my brain,

But my heart was in
rock and roll.

Well, now I have
the unique sound

That's gonna make me a star.

Tonight I'll show everyone.

Right after we cook
a little goose.

Ha-ha-ha-haaa.

It's the music.

That's what's
controlling the bees.

Then stop it. I want
my swarm back.

It's too
dangerous now.

Maybe we can break that
music thing after the
bees leave.

I'm the queen here.

I command you to
stop that music now.

Do you know how much sting
power that swarm is packing?

A fellow would
have to be loco

To stick his head
out there now.

What?!

A common house fly?

You'd think an exterminating
company could keep its halls
free

Of lower life forms.

What? You again?

A professional exterminator must
never lose sight of the basics.

Whoa!

Rodents?! Enough of this
nonsense. Get 'em!

Get 'em!

Scatter!

Nah-na-na-na-naa!

You can't get me.

Instant bottled bees.

Just how long do you
expect me to stay in
here?

Into the drain!

Hurry!

The little buzzers
are right behind us.

I'm not jumping down
some filthy dra-i-n-n-n.

Hold it. Forget
the rodents.

We have to rehearse
for tonight.

Oh, I can't take
much more of this.

My wings are losing
their shimmer.

Yaahoo! That was more fun

Than riding a
kangaroo bare back.

I'm glad someone's
having a good time.

I'd like to get my bees
back and go home.

What's erweena up to
with those bees tonight?

Did you see her
electric guitar?

It's just like the
guy's in iron goose.

That's it--
iron goose!

She's planning something for
the rock concert tonight.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Anyone for a spot of tea

Before we begin the
evening's entertainment?

None for me.

I'm rather bored with tea.

There is never any lemon?

[ Knocking ]

Delivery for
iron goose.

How delightfully unexpected.

Who could have sent them?

You don't
suppose a fan?

Aaaah!

No!

Ouch! Oooh!

Good heavens! What is
happening out there?

Buzz off, boys.

This is my night to become the
queen bee of rock and roll.

I'm gonna go platinum overnight.

It's showtime.

Come on. Let's go.

It's those rodents again.

And they brought
their own queen bee.

Want your throne back, do you?

Sorry, honey, they belong to be.

She's calling
back the bees.

We'll put a stop to that.

Have a boost, mates.

Huh?

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ho ho ♪

♪ Ho ho ho hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ho ho ♪

Waaa!

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ho ho ♪

♪ Ho ho ho hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Ho ho ho hoo-hoo ♪

So much for the competition.

Seal 'em in!

Get us out of here!

I've had just about enough

Of all this buzzing
and beeswax.

Guys, gals, and dudes,

Welcome. I'd like to
introduce-- aaaah!

Erweena:
introduce rock 'n roll's
newest sensation,

Erweena allen and the stingers.

Boo!
Boo!
Boo!

Boo!
Boo!
Boo!


♪ Be my honey,
be my throne ♪

♪ Meet me tonight at
the honeycomb ♪

♪ When you come callin' ♪

♪ Bring the pollen ♪

♪ For we'll be
fallin' in love ♪

♪ Give me a buzz and I
come alive ♪

♪ When I see you ♪

♪ I get hives ♪

♪ It's hard to be humble ♪

♪ When my heart
takes a tumble ♪

♪ So don't you
bumble with me ♪

♪ Fly, fly, can't you see ♪

♪ You're the best
bee for me ♪

♪ When you come callin' ♪

♪ Bring the pollen ♪

♪ For we'll be
fallin' in love ♪

You know, she has got a
nice b*at for an insect.

Rather rude of her
not to let us view
the show.

Rather.

Oh, that terrible
witch has my swarm!

Oh, drat. I think
I broke a nail.

Come on.

That was very
clever of you.

Oh, this is just
too embarrassing.

♪ Fly, fly, can't you see ♪

♪ You're the best
bee for me ♪

♪ When you come callin' ♪

♪ Bring the pollen ♪

♪ For we'll be
fallin' in love ♪

Look what she's done
with your friends.

What are we gonna do?!

I can't control my own bees.

He's awfully brave for
such a little fellow.

Get out of my spotlight!

Sic him, boys!

Be careful, zipper.

[ Whistle ]

Fly, zipper, fly!

Stop the music.
Zipper's in trouble.

Look out below!

Rescue rangers away!

Ready, monty.

Go to it, queenie.

Aaahhh!

I command you to halt!

I am your true queen.

There's the imposter. att*ck!

Hey!

Next time I'll use ants.

Zipper, I was
wrong about you.

Me?

Uh-huh. I ignored you because I
thought you were common

And I am royalty.

But now I feel
very lucky to--

Can you ever
forgive us, your
majesty?

It was dreadful being
under the spell

Of that screeching woman.

You're forgiven.

I love what you've
done to your hair

Cheer up,
zipper.

She was from a
different world, zip.

Some things just
weren't meant to be.

Besides, royalty doesn't know
anything about real men.

[ Knock at door ]

I think it's a message
for you, zipper.

Guess I was wrong
about queenie.

She does know something
about real men after all.