01x12 - Bearing Up Baby

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♪♪

♪ Sometimes
some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up
the slack ♪

♪ There's no case
too big ♪

♪ No case too small ♪

♪ When you need help,
just call ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ When in danger ♪

♪ No, no,
it never fails ♪

♪ Once they're involved ♪

♪ Somehow whatever's wrong
gets solved ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale's

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ When in danger ♪

♪ No, no.
It never fails ♪

♪ They'll take the clues ♪

♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ When in danger ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

Aw, zipper, you can't
go hiking with your feet
in the clouds.

Now I'm ready!

I wanna hit the trail!
Where are dale
and monterey jack?

Yeah, I gotcha!
[Laughs]

Gotta stay
on your toes, mate.

Camouflage is an important
part of field training.

By the way,
this isn't
field training.

We're supposed
to be on vacation.

Right, right.
You can trust me.

I won't
blow our cover.

Hey, where's
me little pally dale?

Hey, dale, hurry it up!

I'm coming.
I'm coming.

Huff, huff,
I'm coming!

Hiya, kiddo. Could you
put me down?

I gotta go.

Little fuzzy.

Aah, jeremy!

Get away!
Get away!

Those little creatures are
filthy and dangerous.

Hubert, I thought
you were keeping
an eye on jeremy.

I am. We're
watching tv
together.

Oh, you are, are you?

Well, for your information,

I just saved him
from a wild beast!

Hey, hey, stop it!

Hey... I don't see
any wild beast.

Right over there.
It had fur and, and fangs.

It could have
bitten jeremy.

It was
a very dangerous animal.

What? A dangerous animal?

Where? Where?

Right here
in these woods.

There's a dangerous
animal in these woods!

Oh, no!

Fuzzy!

Hubert! You need
to spend more time
with jeremy.

He could get
into trouble.

Come back! Wait!

You can't go!
It's dangerous!

Whippin' good ambush, dale.

Couldn't have done
better meself.

These field maneuvers
are gonna be a real snorter!

It's our vacation!

What's the matter, dale?

Th-th-there's dangerous
wild beasts in these woods.

Dangerous? A little
uncivilized, maybe.

But then you never
held that against me.

Hmm! You jokers
can take a hike.

But I'm staying
right here in camp

Where it's safe.

Come on, dale,

A little more nature
and a less civilization

Might do you good.

Uh-uh. Not goin'.

Well, we're gonna
to have fun.

Right. Yes, dale.
You stay here in camp.

I see what you're
up to, pally...

A sneak att*ck
to put a bit o'spice
in our field maneuvers.

It's our vacation!

Right, right!

No wild animal is gonna
make a meal out of me.

Let's see you
get through this.

Yiee!

Fuzzy!

Gee, it's only you.

Don't you know
it's dangerous around here?

Now you just sit here
and I'll protect you.

Hip, 1, 2, 3, 4.

Nothing's going
to happen to you.

Huh?

Bye-bye, fuzzy.

Hey, you!
Come back here!

Hey, there! Come back now!

That's dangerous!

Fuzzy.

Hang on, kiddo!
I'll save ya!

Jeremy, grab on.

Come on!

[Laughing]
fuzzy's funny.

Pphhllgg!
Pphhllgg!
Pphhllgg!

[Growling]

Whee!

Huh?

[Laughing]

Uh-oh.

Whew!

Wha--?

Naughty, naughty.

Big fuzzy.

Huh? Yeah, mm.

Oh, no! Bear tracks.

I'm too late.

Uh, ah, oh, oh.

Ah, boy! Ahh.

Ahh... Right there. Ahh.

Oh, no!

He's gonna eat him!

[Squealing]

It's right
nice territory.

We oughta come up here
for a vacation sometime.

Golly, too bad dale
isn't here to see this.

Oops! Strike that.

Terrible!

What are you
talking about?

A bear
attacking a baby!

It's gonna
eat him for lunch!

What?
What?
What?

Rescue rangers away!

Honey,
where's jeremy?

What? I thought
he was with you!

Jeremy!
Jeremy!

This is all your fault.

[Gasp] he must be
lost in the woods!









Rats.

Nope.

Huh...

Yoo-hoo!

Jeremy.

Huh?

Crikey! You're right, dale.

That overgrown koala's
looking for a snack.

We gotta do something.

On our way!

They did it.

Come on, let's go.

[Laughing] fuzzies!

No, we're
the rescue rangers.

I don't think ya quite
got his meaning,
gadget, luv.

[Growling]

Crikey!

Kitty.

Run for it!

Monty! Run!

Golly!
He's saving the boy!

Yiii!

[Growling]

Thanks, pal.

Drop by anytime.

I hardly ever
get visitors.

Thanks.

Let the kid go,
ya big ape!

Ouch!

Ooh. Ow. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

What's the
matter with you,
ya dummy?

They're friends, see?

Kiss boo-boo.

[Smack]

See, silly?

Well, what
do you know?

Uhh!

We'll take
him home now.

Huh?

Home? Uh-uh.

Mine.

Uh-oh. Think we
have a problem here.

What are we
gonna do now?

I got a plan

I used while hunting
a cockatoo revolutionary
in argentina.

Just when he
thinks we're leaving,

We rush back
and wrestle!

Don't be silly, monty.
I'll just talk to him.

Bet she's no fun
at parties, either.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Ohh.

Golly, you
care about that
little boy

Almost as much
as a real mother.

Uh-huh.

Gee, I bet your mom
would sure be sad

If she couldn't
find you.

Huh?

I mean, it would be
pretty awful.

Your poor mom
not knowing where
to go for help,

Wondering
if you've eaten,

Hoping you're ok,

But fearing
you're not.

Gosh, I bet
this boy's mother

Is really worried
about him, too.

Maybe it'd be
better if we
took him home, huh?

How'd you
do it, gadget?

Oh, it was nothing, really.

I think I just
remind him
of his mother.

The way I sees it,

We divide
into three search parties.

And remember,
these woods are filled

With wild animals,
so keep your eyes open.

Well, I guess
it's time
for you two

To say goodbye.

There, there, zipper.

Bears gotta
raise bears.

Humans gotta
raise humans.

And the grass is
always greener

When you remember
to water it.

It's just
the way things are.

Come on, kid.
Gotta go home.

Fuzzy!

Ohh.

Hey... What are
you doing?

You can't go there!

Yeah! It could be
dangerous.

Come on!
We gotta
stop him!

And don't take no guff
from any flea-bitten varmint

That might hurt my kid.

You got g*ns...
Use 'em.

Hello.

You gotta get outta here.
You're gonna scare the humans.

[Growl]

Hi.

[Gasp]

He's got my baby!

I don't like
the looks of this.

Son!
Son!

Daddy!

Mommy!

Feed him lead, boys!

sh**t him before
he grabs another kid.

You missed him!
How could you
miss him?

Get that bear!

Yow!

Yaah!

We're coming, dale!

Hyah!

Yee-ha!

Ride 'em, cowpoke!

Aah!

Yeah. Now I got you!

[Click]

Out of a*mo!

That bear's a menace.

We gotta stop him!

There'll be
a new fur rug

On the floor tonight!

You'll be safe there.

Just watch tv
like a good boy.

Why do I always
get the hard jobs?

Here's his trail.

That brute can't be
too far ahead.

Hee hee hee.

Ha ha ha hee hee.

I led 'em down
by the stream.

Good work, monterey!

Now let's put
some distance

Between them
and us.

When do we get
to take a break?

Whee!

I can't believe it.

Those tracks led nowhere.

[Screech]

That's my rv.

And that's my boy!

My boy?

Come back here, son!

You don't even have
a driver's permit.

Fuzzy!

What?

Come on! We've gotta
stop this thing.

Fuzzies.

Right!

No, left!
No, right!

Would you make up
your mind?

Stand back, swaggies.

There's only
one way to do this.

Yahoo!

[Screech]

You wouldn't believe

All the things
this camper comes
equipped with!

That's it! That's how
I'll stop this thing!

Thanks, monty!

Fine time
for a shower.

Uh-oh.

Whew.

Yowch!

Ohh.

[Gasp]

Big fuzzy!

Freeze, bear.

Back away
from dat boy.

He's going for him!

I warned you, bear!

Aah.
Aah.

Well, this wasn't
quite what I had in mind,

When I started,
but it worked.

Yeah, but for how long?

Uhh!

Come on, kiddo.

Grab on!

Yay!
Yay!
Hooray!

Hooray!
Hooray!
Yay!

And now, to
take care of this bear.

Ha ha.
Ha ha.

You know...

We really oughta
spend more time
with the kid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're right.

Just as soon
as this show's over.

Hey! This time
I get to lead the hike.

But dale, what about
wild animals?

Oh, I'm not a-scareda
any wild beasts.

Yikes!

[Others laughing]