02x18 - Does Pavlov Ring a Bell

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[Telephone rings]

[Ring]

First federal
national city bank.

Hello. Hello!

-[Loud whistle]
-yeow!

Practical jokers!

[Alarm bell rings]

The bank alarm!

But who?

Whoa!

One little adjustment,
and this will run

With no problems.

What are you doing?

Sorry, gadget.
It's a reflex.

Every time I hear the words
"no problems,"

It usually means
anything but.

Like I was saying.

Sorry, monty.

-[Chip] get out of my way!
-[Dale] I was here first.

[Both]
hiya, gadget.

I picked this
just for you.

Thanks, chip.
It's perfect.

This should keep
the prop on.

Great! Now we can
go on a picnic.

Oh, dale,
you're so thoughtful.

Come on, everyone.

We're going
on a picnic.

Everyone? But I meant--

Oh, dale,
you're so thoughtful.

Golly, dale, this was
a wonderful idea.

Too right.

I was starving.

-More lemonade?
-Sure, don't mind if I do.

-Hey, what's the big idea?
-I'm thirsty.

Get your own drink.
This is mine.

-Oh, yeah!
-Yeah!

You shorted out
the battery.

[Both] he did it!
Me? You did it!

[Shouting]

Isn't friendship grand?

I know fighting
over the same girl
can cause heartache...

But thanks
to your squabbling,

I'm getting
a backache.

Here's
the hardware store.

There must be something here
I can use to fix--

Ye-ouch!

Oh, my!

Oh, sorry.

Did i--
I mean, i...

Hello.

Who are you?

Yeah, who are you?

Everyone just
calls me sparky.

Well, I'm monterey jack.

Knew an electric eel
named sparky once.

Of course, every time
you touched him--

You... Got...
A... Shock.

Oops.
Sorry about that.

You see, I'm a lab rat,

Specializing in
electrified mazes

And shock therapy.

Guess I still have
a little voltage built up.

Golly! You work in
a science lab?

-I do?
-Well, you just said you did.

Oh, that explains
this voltage buildup.

Sounds like
a short circuit
between the ears to me.

Come on, gadget.
Let's get going.

Yeah, we've got to fix
the rangermobile.

Transportation
problems?

We had kind of an accident.

The battery
shorted out.

Oh, allow me.

One of the benefits
of being a lab rat.

That, and you never
have to comb your hair.

I'm sure glad
you had time to visit, sparky.

It's so nice
to finally talk to someone
who understands me.

We're really
on the same wavelength.

Let me show you
my latest invention,

This is my a*t*matic
plungo-popper
prototype.

Push a button,
and it works
with no problems.

Crikey! She said,
"no problems."

Wow. Terrific sh*t.

But if you tighten
this tri-valve adapter,

It'll sh**t
twice as far.

No problems.

Golly, sparky,
you sure are smart.

I don't see what's
so special about that guy.

Come on.
We're not gonna let any
lab rat show us up.

Hey, we'll show you how
to make this thing really fly.

Yeah, all you have to do
is pull this back...

A little bit more.

[Sighs]
I'll get a broom.

[Whistling]

Oops! Forgot to turn off
me tea kettle.

I'll be
right back, mates.

[Dale] hey!
What's with him?

Hey, what are you doing?
Watch out!

Chip, dale, now look what
all your showing off has done!

We didn't do it!

He did!
And he did it on purpose.

Go on, tell her.

Yes, of course.

Tell her what?

Come on, sparky.
The boys can clean up
their mess by themselves.

I can't wait
to see your lab.

Wow! Look at all
this neat stuff.

There's even
a left-hinged framwinkle,

And it has a battery-driven
oscillator, too.

I could stay
here forever.

Oh! She's thinking
of leaving us.

It all belongs
to the professor.

He's a real genius.

[Musical note plays]

Taught me
everything I know.

Yeow!

Must be getting
a little rusty.

The shock helps motivate
the memory.

Golly. I think
you do great.

[Buzz]
yeah, play it again,
sparky.

Oh, hiya, buzz.
Meet gadget.

Careful, the professor
has been motivating buzz, too.

Nice to meet you.

How about a little demonstration
of maze running, buzzy ol' boy?

Sure, sparky.
Hey, what about
my motivators?

You know I need 'em
to run the maze.

Why would you
want to run the maze?

Because you
asked him to.

I did? Oh, then he'll
need his motivators.

[Bell rings]

This sound
gets him to run,

And this tells him
where to go.

-Ouch!
-Never get in the way

Of a motivated guinea pig.

Eee! Ahh! Ooh!

Ahh! Ooh! Ooh!

What happened?

He took
a wrong turn.
Don't worry.

Buzz gets a real charge
out of it.

He looks like he's not
even thinking.

That's the beauty of it--
action without thought.

The professor says
thinking wastes time.

Well, he's sure not
wasting any.

-Well, how'd I do?
-Do what?

We can do better
than that.

-Sure you could, mates.
-[Gasps]

-Monterey!
-I knew you two
were up to something.

Tch, tch, tch.
Spying on our gadget.

I'm taking you outta here

Before your
jealousies cause a-- whoa!

Zipper?

[Chattering]

[Crash]

Now you've done it.

What are you
doing here?

Maybe they've come
to run the maze?

Yeah. That's it.
We came to run the maze.

I'd advise against it.

We'll show gadget.

On your mark,
get set, go!

Oops! Wrong way!

Oops! Eee! Ow!

Wrong again.

I think you'd better
turn it off now.

Good idea.

Unfortunately, the professor
never taught us how to do that.

[All] whew!

Boy, I've tap-danced
on skillets cooler
than that.

Why don't you blokes
really impress gadget

By finding
the right way out?

[Door opens]

[Sparky]
the professor's back.

We have to get back
to our cages.

Professor?
That's norton nimnul,
the evil scientist.

Ha ha ha ha.

I feel like taking another
trip to the bank

To study money matters,

'Cause to me,
only money matters.

Ha ha. Humor comes so easily
when you're an evil genius.

Oh no!
He'll see the boys!

If nimnul finds us messing
with one of his evil plots,

We're finished.

Then let's get out of here!

Yiii!

It's no use!
We'll never find a way out.

Then we might as well

Baste ourselves
with butter, mates,

Because we're going
to fry for sure!

Oh, this time, I've really
outdone myself.

I'll empty every bank
like a can of kibble.

Time for another
after-hours withdrawal.

We'd better
high-tail out of this maze

Before professor nimnul
spots us.

But how can we find our way out
without being zapped?

This is terrible.

They have to get
out of there.

I need a piece of cheese.

How can you eat
at a time like this?

[Plays tune]

What? Sparky, are you
out of your cage again?

Oops! Better go.

I hope monterey
can pick up this scent.

Che-chee-cheese!

Sparky! Where are--

What? What's wrong
with the maze?

Must have been
a short circuit.

[Blowing]

Thanks, zipper.

Well, I always say that
cheese gives me a charge.

Impressive performance.

That's real action
without thinking.

You could be part
of the professor's experiment.

Just what evil experiment
are you and nimnul up to?

Evil?
Don't be ridiculous.

Nimnul's a scientist,
a real genius.

He told me so himself.

Sparky!

Ah! You are
in your cage.

Well, I'm sure sparky
has a perfectly good reason

For working
with nimnul.

Yeah.
They're both rats.

Blimey! There's
one guinea pig

I wouldn't want to meet
in a dark alley,

Course, I wouldn't
want to meet him
in a sunny alley either.

What a work of wonder!

And why shouldn't it be?
After all, I made it.

Ha ha ha ha.

No more
electronic robot brains

To fizzle my plans.

Thanks to my
behavioral modifications,

I have real brains
act like robots.

Crikey!
It's the same thing
buzz did

When he heard
the sound.

That's because it's buzz's brain
that's controlling the robot.

Come, my little furry friend.

It's time to show off my genius

To the undeserving
world once again.

Gadget,
you'd better check out
that robot.

What about sparky?

He might be in trouble.

More like he'll be
causing trouble.

Don't worry,
we'll take care of sparky.

Closing time.

[People chatter]

[Laughs] just enough time
for one small deposit.

Golly! Buzz looks
like he's ready
to run the maze.

But where
is the maze?

Beats me.
[Sniffs]

Smells like tin britches here

Is ready to sprint
through the sewer system.

That's it!
The maze is actually a model
of the city's sewers.

Buzz is programmed
to follow it
without thinking.

So, all we have to do
is unprogram him.

No problem.

Did I say that?

Nimnul left the bank
without sparky,

-So he must still be in here.
-Well, I don't see him.

[Telephone rings]

You have reached city
first national federal bank.

At the tone,
leave your message.

Ah, banking by phone.

What will
I think of next?

[Loud whistle]

Look, it's sparky!

Hey!
Where are you going?

Careful down there,
gadget, love.

No telling when
this furry tin can's
gonna take off.

Don't worry, monterey.

Buzz's thoughts
are what control
the robot.

Buzz won't even think
of moving unless he hears--

-[Alarm bell rings]
-an alarm!

Hey, why did he turn
on that alarm?

It must be what
nimnul programmed him to do.

And if nimnul
wants the alarm on,
then we want it off.

Hey, what's the big idea?

Look, sparky,
I know you think
we don't like you,

But if gadget likes you,
how bad can you be, huh?

It's no use, chip.

Nothing can stop him
when he's programmed.

He said so himself.
Hey, who gave you that?

Who do you think?

Look, sparky, it's gadget.

Remember?
You wouldn't hurt
gadget, would you?

You wouldn't hurt
someone you love, would you?

Sparky! Sparky!

Crikey! Where do you suppose
this heap of hardware is headed?

[Gadget]
golly! I don't know,

But it was professor nimnul
who programmed buzz.

So I'm sure
he's going someplace
he doesn't belong.

Sorry to spoil your fun, mate,
but it's time to pull the plug.

Now what?

[Both] whoa!

You must have
reprogrammed buzz.

We have to get buzz
back into the sewer

Before he
hurts someone.

Yeah, like us.

I'd better hook him up
the way he was.

Guess we'll just have to
to find where we're going
when we get there.

[Both] whoa!

[Both scream]

Why are we doing here?

We thought you'd tell us.

Yeah, why did you
turn on that alarm?

There was a robbery?

How could there be a robbery?
We're the only ones here.

Whoa!

It's nimnul's robot!

Howdy, mates!

Quick,
short circuit it!

We can't.
Remember what
happened last time?

-Gadget!
-Are you all right?

Would somebody mind telling me
what's going on?

Professor nimnul
is a crook.

He programmed you and buzz
to rob banks for him.

He used science
for evil purposes?

Why, I'll pulverize
that robot of his
into atomic particles.

Hold it, sparky.

That's rescue
ranger work.

We'd better let
chip 'n' dale handle it.

-They're the best!
-[Both] we are?

-We are!
-She likes us.

Let's go!
We've got a job to do!

Come on,
help me carry this.

Buzz found the bank
because he's programmed
to find the follow of the alarm.

So we're setting off
our own alarm.

[Alarm rings]

Golly! You did it!

-Yeah.
-We sure did!

[Both] uh-oh.

Hey! Wait for me!

-Give it your best.
-Not me.

Move your tails, mates.

This way!

It's for you.

Whew!
We made it!

Not quite. Remember,
nothing can stop
a motivated guinea pig.

Ah, time to reap
the rewards of my--

My robot!

Wait, what are you
doing out here?

Hey!
Give that back.

Happy birthday!

Huh? What?

No! Go back!
Yeow!

Go get him,
buzzy boy.

Now, there goes one
motivated guinea pig.

Sparky! Buzz!

I caught up with him
after the alarm clock
wound down.

We just stopped
to say goodbye.

Buzz and I signed up
for a new science lab at m.i.t.

Great!
When do you leave?

No, that's okay.
I can understand

In fact, I was wondering
why you two didn't run off
and leave me at the bank.

Well, we were
a little jealous at first,

But we understand
if gadget likes you
better than us.

Golly.
Don't be silly.

No one could
ever replace you.

You hear that?
She said no one
could ever replace me.

You? She said
no one could replace me!

[Arguing]