02x23 - Chipwrecked Shipmunks

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♪♪

[THUNDER CRASHING]

[POLICE SIRENS WAILING]

♪ Sometimes some crimes

♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks

♪ But these two gumshoes

♪ Are pickin' up the slack

♪ There's no case too big,
no case too small

♪ When you need help,
just call

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ No, no, it never fails

♪ 'Cause once
they're involved

♪ Somehow whatever's wrong
gets solved

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ No, no, it never fails

♪ They'll take the clues

♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

[BOAT APPROACHING]

Do we have to go this fast?

Golly, Chip.

It's the only way
we'll find out if the new
Ranger Boat will hold up.

MONTEREY: Who cares
about the Ranger Boat?

I'm worried about
whether we'll hold up.

GADGET: Time to check
the turning radius.

Guess I better buckle up
before you test the turbo.

[CHIP SQUEALING]

Zipper!

[SQUEAKING]

That was close, pally.

We're a long way
from land, you know.

Now, let's see
what she'll really do.

Dale! Zipper!

Oh, boy, oh, boy! Look at me!
I'm waterskiing.

[SCREAMING]

[EXCLAIMING]

Uh-oh.

I better check out reverse.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Golly! Now let's test
the dual aqua-thrusters.

Okay.

And now, finally,
let's check the brakes.

Brakes?

[GASPING]

[ALL GASPING]

[CRASHING]

Wow! Shipwrecked
on a deserted island.

Just like in the movies.

Yeah. Only we can't
change the channel.

CHIP: Thanks to you,
we're stranded here,
miles and miles from nowhere.

Me? What did I do?

Well, you were the one
makin' faces at that swordfish.

Golly, how was Dale to know
it'd shish kebab our boat?

You're right.
You'd need a brain
to know that.

Hey, that's an insult.
Now, you apologize.

Okay. I'm sorry.
Sorry I didn't say it sooner.

Come on, you two.

We're all in this mess
together.

We have to work together
to get off this island.

I suppose so. Sorry, Dale.

Maybe we can
hitch a ride home
on the next seagull.

We'll be off this island
before you know it.

[SIGHING]

I knew it.
Three weeks and no seagulls.

No need to panic, mate.

We have all the pleasures
of home right here.

Why, it's practically
a picnic in paradise.

Hey, what's the big idea?

That was our last
piece of cheese.

No more cheese!

[SCREAMING]

Do somethin', Chip.
We got to get off
this island.

GADGET: Golly, you guys.
Listen to this.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

Wowie! Rock 'n' roll!

MAN ON RADIO: We interrupt
this program to bring you
this special news bulletin.

The blustering Hurricane Gary
is headed north

after destroying
the tiny island
of Kawangawanga.

Crikey. Last time
I was in a hurricane,

it caused more damage
than a cat
at a canary convention.

GADGET: Then we're
in big trouble.

According to my calculations,

Hurricane Gary is headed
straight toward us.

[ALL GASPING]

[ZIPPER GRUNTING]

[PANTING]

It's no use, Zipper.

We'll never get
those coconuts down.

If Monty and Dale
weren't goofing off,
we could shake them down.

Hiya, Zipper.

[SQUEAKS CURIOUSLY]

Lucky I saw you
when I was gathering bamboo
for the new boat.

You look like
you could use a hand.

[GRUNTS] Or a foot.

[COCONUT THUDS]

[PANTING]

Phew! Boy, oh, boy!
Is it hot!

Ah! Thanks, Zipper.

There. Looks like
you have enough here now.

Well, if Monty and Dale
were here now,

they could push this
down to the beach.

[GRUNTING]

Here. Let us help.

[SCREAMING]

Golly! Looks like
we almost have everything

to finish the new Ranger Boat
I designed.

[EXCLAIMING]

Thanks, Zipper.
This'll be a big help.

Huh! At least
someone's being helpful.

Which is more than I can say
for Monterey and Dale.

Now, Chip.

They're on
the other side of the island
looking for supplies.

And I'm sure they're working
every bit as hard as we are.

[DALE AND MONTEREY LAUGHING]

MONTEREY: Whee!

DALE: Yippee!

Some ride, eh, mate?

Yeah. Let's do that again.

Maybe we better
look for supplies
like we're supposed to.

[GASPING]

MONTEREY: Crikey! A crocky!

Gosh!
What do you think this is?

I don't know, mate.

Let's have a look-see.

I'd say this critter
hasn't seen a dentist
in quite a while.

Looks like
a pirates' hideout to me.

Stand back,
you lily-livered landlubber.

Shiver me timbers.

Who you be callin'
a lily-livered landlubber?

This be Captain Monty
you be clashin' swords with.

Oh, yeah? Take that and that
and that and...

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[BOTH WHOOPING]

Unburied treasure.
I'm rich. I'm rich.

I think you mean,
"We're rich."

Right, partner?

Um, right.

We're rich. We're rich.

Too right.

A mouse could buy more cheese
than he could eat
with all this.

And I could have
all the comic books
and candy bars I ever wanted.

Cheese souffles,
cheese cakes,
cheese a la cheese.

-[DALE NAMING COMIC BOOKS]
-Cheese dips,

cheeseburgers,
cheese sauce.

Cheese!

Wait till the others see
all of this treasure.

Uh, right. The others.

Uh, I guess they'll be wantin'
a cut of our treasure, too.

Aw, do we have to tell 'em?

Sure we do.
They're our friends.

GADGET: Monterey! Dale!

We just don't
have to tell 'em
right away.

Where have you been?

Yeah. We've been looking
everywhere for you.

-We found a...
-Uh, we found a...

Well, uh, we found
that there's, uh, nothin'

on the other side
of the island.

Yeah. Nothing.

Well, golly! That's okay
because we have good news.

Yeah. A ship's landed
on our beach. Look.

MONTEREY: Blimey!
We're in big trouble.
It's a pirate ship.

Yeah, but it's our friends
the Pirats.

Uh, careful, lad.
They might not remember us.

Well, don't be silly,
Monterey. Come on.

We've got nothing
to worry about.

Ahoy, Pirats, ahoy!

[ALL YELLING]

[ALL CHATTERING]

[PIRATS YELLING]

Nothin' to fear, eh?

Uh, as soon as Jolly Roger
gets here,

we will decide
if we should slice you.

Or dice you.

Or dice you.

Or cut you to ribbons.

Or cut you to ribbons.

[MIMICKING PIRATS]
Or cut us loose.

Or cut you loose.

Uh... Hey, now, cut that out.

Stand aside.

I'll take care
of this lot meself.

What's this?
The Rescue Rangers!

[LAUGHING]

How be you lads?

We thought
you forgot who we were.

A Pirat never forgets
his friends.

Now, then,
what are you hearties
doin' on this here island?

CHIP: We were shipwrecked.

Oh, is that all?

I thought there might be
some trouble.

There is.
We need a ride home.

Glad to help.

But first, we gotta search
for buried treasure.

ROGER: That's what we Pirats
do best, you know.

GADGET: But there's no time.

A hurricane's headed
straight for the island.

[SQUEAKING] Uh-huh.

Ah, nonsense.

Whenever a hurricane blows,

Stormy's mustache
sticks straight out.

Like this.

The rest of the time,
his mustache is as limp
as seaweed.

So you see, me hearties,

we got plenty of time
to search for buried treasure.

Wowie! Buried treasure!

We're going on
a treasure hunt.

We've already been
on a treasure hunt, remember?

Yeah. We already...

Hey, they're looking
for our treasure.

Well, follow along
if you want to join us,
mateys.

Now let's see.
Where are we?

Uh, on an island.

We'll never get
off this island
if we wait for them.

We'd better finish
building our own boat.

Uh, right. Uh, Dale and I
will get those supplies

we left on the other side
of the island.

I thought you said
there was nothing
on the other side.

Uh, right. Uh, nothin'.

Nothing but the supplies.

Too right.

Bon voyage!

Huh. Those two
sure are acting goofy.

Good. That means everything
is perfectly normal.

Let's see now.

From here we go 3,000 paces
to Porcupine Palm.

Another 1,000 paces
to Turtle Rock.

Two hundred and sixty paces
to Coconut Grove.

And then, finally, 750 paces

to Crocodile Cave
where the treasure is buried.

Uh, but, sir,

wouldn't it
be easier if we just...

ROGER: Not now, Stormy.

We've got a treasure to find.

DALE: Ready when you are,
Monterey!

[GRUNTING] Right, Dale.
Just one more rock.

You know,
Gadget would be proud of us
for this little getup.

Yeah. This is gonna be fun.

Up, up and away!

-Goin' down.
-Coming up.

I'd hate to be here
when the Pirats find
the loot's been looted.

Course we did find it first.

Finders keepers,
losers weepers.

DALE: Hey, how do you
steer this thing?

Wait for me!

Slow down!

[BOTH GASPING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]
A nice soft landin'.

What more could you ask for?

How about a way down?

[BRANCH CREAKING]

[MONTEREY SCREAMING]

[CRASHING]

You had to ask.

There.
That'll keep those Pirats
from finding our treasure.

GADGET:
They're over here, Chip.

I knew it.

Off playing
while we do all the work.

Now, come on,
the Ranger Boat is ready
to sail.

Ahoy. Not much farther
to go, mateys.

Uh, but, sir, Crocodile Cave
is right over...

I know where it is,
barnacle brain.

I'm the one
with the treasure map.

Now, come on.

[THUNDER CRASHING]

CHIP: I can't wait
to get off this old island
and onto a new case.

Well, help me gather up
the rest of the food
and we'll cast off.

Say, maybe we can
take the treasure with us.

Sorry to fizzle
your fire, partner,

but even if we had time
to sneak the treasure aboard,

the weight would sink
this little boat.

[BOTH GASPING]

[THUDDING]

[HORN BLOWING]

[GASPING]

[SQUEAKING]

Hey, what happened
to the Ranger Boat?

It was supposed
to do that, right?

Golly! Looks like
we're shipwrecked again.

That ought to
give us enough time
to gather up our treasure

and figure out
a way to get it home.

ROGER: [EXCLAIMS]
Nothin' like a buried treasure
to brighten your day.

Hmm. Now why would
some swabbie

be leavin' this here rope
tied to the treasure?

Uh, to keep the rope
from wanderin' off?

Careful, me hearties.

That be a treasure chest
of gold doubloons
you be pullin' up.

[EXCLAIMS INQUISITIVELY]

Why, this be nothin'
but a bucket full of rocks.

Hey. How much do you reckon
they be worth?

Fool!
Someone got here before us.

But there's no one else
what knows about
this here treasure.

Except those
rascally Rescue Rangers.

After them, me hearties.

[ALL YELLING]

Uh-oh.

[ROGER SCREAMING]

[CRASHING]

Maybe we should have
told the others
about our treasure.

After all,
they are our friends.

Too right.

We should be ashamed
of ourselves

for not sharin'
all this lovely loot.

So I guess
we'll have to just divide up
your half of the booty.

My half?

What about your half?

Here. Give that back.

Come back here,
you greedy little gold monger!

Who are you calling
a gold monger,
you--you selfish sneak?

[THUNDER CRASHING]

Golly! We'll never find
Dale and Monterey
in all this rain.

Lucky for them.

Now, Chip,

you can't be sure
they made that hole
in the Ranger Boat.

And besides,
we're still all
Rescue Rangers.

And that means we're...

ROGER: Surrounded!

[BOTH GASPING]

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

So, you thought
you'd scare off
old Jolly Roger

with talk of hurricanes,
did you?

Well, now,
back to the Pirat Ship

with these
pitiful plunderers.

We'll search for the others
when this little drizzle
lets up.

[EXCLAIMING]

Come back with me treasure!

Try and get it.

You asked for it.

BOTH: Huh?

ROGER: Go on, step lively.

We'll show you
what happens to those

what steals
a Pirat's treasure.

[PIRATS EXCLAIMING]

PIRAT: I say we make 'em
walk the plank.

[ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY]

No, we did that last time.

[ALL EXCLAIMING
DISAPPOINTEDLY]

How about we keelhaul 'em?

[ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY]

No, we just painted the keel.

[ALL EXCLAIMING
DISAPPOINTEDLY]

We could dress 'em up
like bunnies
and dip 'em in chocolate.

[ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY]

ALL: Huh?

I'm afraid that ain't
piratical enough, Stormy.

GADGET: Well, considering
the time of day and all,

you could bury us in the sand
and wait for high tide
to come in.

-[ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY]
-A fine idea.

Gadget!

Oh! Oops.

You know
I can't resist a challenge.

MONTEREY: It looks like
our gold fever
caused the Pirats

to get
a little hotheaded.

I sure hope your plan works.

It's a bit of a long sh*t,

but it is our fault
the others are here
so we got to try.

What say we go
trollin' for sharks?

[ALL AGREEING]

And we can be usin'
these three as bait.

[ROGER LAUGHING]

Careful, pally.
This cannon's a wee bit

[BOTH SCREAMING]

slippery.

Well, well, well.

What have we here?
A couple of stowaways?

Uh, I don't suppose
you'd care to let our mates go
nice and peaceful like

before we have to hurt you.

Hardy, har, har, har.

What are you
goin' to do, laddie?

Make us laugh to death?

Stand back or I'll fire.

Go ahead,
you soft-headed scallywag.

But you be
pointin' that cannon
in the wrong direction.

I told you
it'd be a long sh*t.

What's the matter?
Afraid of gettin' rained on?

You might say that.

[COCONUTS APPROACHING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[PIRATS CHATTERING]

Blimey!
Is everyone all right?

No thanks to you.

Uh, sorry about
the Ranger Boat.

And all of the trouble
we caused.

I'm afraid we're in
for even more trouble.

GADGET: Looks like
that hurricane's on its way.

Uh, right.
Uh, no time to talk.

Got to get back
to Crocodile Cave.

ROGER: Crocodile Cave?

I knew it. They're goin'
for our treasure.

After them!

[PIRATS EXCLAIMING]

Treasure!
So that's what
this is all about.

Golly! We have to save them
from the Pirats.

BOTH: Rescue Rangers, away!

Zowie!
Looks like we lost 'em.

[PANTING] Too right.

Well, guess there's
only one thing to do now.

[EXCLAIMS] Which way did those
scupperin' scallywags go?

[DALE WHISTLING]

There they be, mateys!

After them!

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Golly, Chip.

It almost seems
like Monty and Dale

want the Pirats
to follow them.

Do you think
they followed us?

I'm sure of it.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Avast, me hearties.

Those treasure-nappers
are here someplace.

Dale, Monterey.
Are you... Uh-oh.

Ready.

Aim.

Fire!

Just wanted to close up
the old croc

and save everyone
from the hurricane.

I told you before,
there's no hurricane.

Why, just look
at old Stormy's mustache.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

[ALL GASPING]

Look! The hurricane!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Shiver me timbers.

That could've been us
on that there ship.

You saved our lives, lads.

How can we ever
be thankin' ye?

By letting me go?

Heave ho, mateys! Heave ho!

[GRUNTING]

Ah. Look at all that treasure,
lads.

You be deservin'
a big pat on the back.

Uh, okay.

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGHS] You got the drop
on me that time, Stormy.

Now, let's hoist anchor
and shove off.

[CHUCKLING] Oh, that is
as soon as the tide comes in.

Golly! It sure was nice
of the Pirats
to share their treasure.

Crikey!
It was nice, wasn't it?

Course, I deserved it.

You? What about me?

MONTEREY:
Give me that. It's mine.

Not anymore.

[BOTH EXCLAIMING]

That ought to cool off
their gold fever.

[MIMICKING PIRATS]