01x62 - Spies in Their Eyes

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- Life is like a hurricane

- Here in Duckburg

- Racecars, lasers, airplanes

- it's a duck-blur

- Might solve a mystery

- Or rewrite history

- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

- Every day they're out there making

- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

- Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales

- D-d-d-danger

- Watch behind you

- There's a stranger out to find you

- What to do?
Just grab on to some

- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

- Every day they're out there making

- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

- Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales

- Ooh-woo-ooh
Not ponytails or cotton tails, no

- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh -

The target should be in range
any time now, Mr. Roberts.

It's such a wonderful day to make
something go "kablooey. "

- A sailor's life for me

"att*ck Periscope Experimental. "

That's my baby.

All hands, battle stations!

Battle stations!

Stand by to dive!

- att*ck sonar engaged.
- att*ck computers engaged.

Dive, dive, dive!

Activate the att*ck
Periscope Experimental.

Ow!

Aah!

Target range 1-5-double O,
Admiral Grimitz.

Bring her to 100 feet,
slow to one third.

Uh-oh.

Prepare to launch guided torpedoes.

Lock on target drone.

Fire!

Target destroyed, admiral.

I just love it
when things go kablooey.

The Navy's gonna want McDuck Industries

to build a lot
of these secret submarines.

Tell the carrier she can pick us up.

Now remember, men,
this mission is top secret.

A big hush-hush on this one.

'Cause we know
what loose lips do, don't we?

Sink ships, sir!

That's right. So when
you're on shore leave in Singapore,

say nothing to no one, no how.

Aye-aye, sir!

Spices! Fresh spices
from India, Africa, and China.

Spices!

Won't Uncle Donald be surprised
to find us waiting for him in Singapore?

Aye, lad. Especially since he's here
on a secret mission for the Navy.

A secret mission?

Uncle Donald? Wowee!

If it's a secret, then how did you
find out about it, Uncle Scrooge?

That's a secret, too.

Oh, boy. Secret missions, Singapore,
spies around every corner

Yeah!

Now, lads, don't let
your imaginations run away with you.

I love spying!
Spying is my life.

And he's the one that I want.

The one in charge
of the experimental periscope.

Are you for sure you can make him do it?

Remove those sunglasses, Victor,

and I will prove it.

Ha! No way.

Even the sharpest mind, the strongest
will powers cannot resist...

...the eyes of Cinnamon Teal.

Say "cheese!"

Or say "worms in the water. "

Uncle Donald!

I don't believe it!

Boys! What are you doing here?

Surprising you!

Aye, we thought we'd spend
your shore leave with you.

This wouldn't have
anything to do with a certain...

...secret submarine,
would it Uncle Scrooge?

- Oops.
- Secret submarine?

Now that you mention it, Donald, my boy,

how did Admiral Grimitz
like my submarine?

- Your submarine?
- Forget it, Uncle Scrooge.

That mission is a big hush-hush.

I know. Loose beaks cause leaks.

But I built that blasted submarine.

I need those Navy contracts
to get back my investment.

- Aw, come on, Uncle Scrooge...
- Stop talking business.

Yeah, let's have fun.

Yeah, fun.

But talking business is how I have fun.

We will wait until he is alone.

Good night, Uncle Donald.

Bye, Uncle Donald.

Good night, boys. Good night.

Be up in a minute, laddies.

- Now, about my submarine...
- Uh-uh. That's a secret, Uncle Scrooge.

I know, I know.

What I want to say is, well...

I am proud of you, Donald.

It takes a real man to keep a secret.

Especially from me.

That's a real compliment, Uncle Scrooge.

Especially from you.

See you, Uncle Scrooge.

See you, sailor.

- A sailor's life for me

The Navy's made Donald
into quite a lad.

I'll have to speak to Admiral Grimitz
about the fine job he's doing.

First thing in the morning.

Oh, boy, Singapore.

- The night is young and i'm old enough

Hello, sailor.

Hiya, toots.

Look into my eyes.

What are you trying to do? Hypnoti...

- Get in, darling.
- Your wish is my command, toots.

Give him his instructions.

Listen carefully,
you will return to your ship.

Not yet, there's more.

Speak to no one.

Boy, you must've had
a good time tonight.

Speechless, huh?
You did have a good time.

Go to the secret submarine
hidden within your ship.

Slip unnoticed into
the submarine's control room.

Use your clearance code numbers

to remove the master computer link
from the secret periscope.

Hide it under your hat.

Under your hat, stupid.

Now, return to the city.

Back for more, huh, big guy?

Go to the Cloak and Dagger
Club on the street of the retching camel

and deliver the computer link to me.

Secrets, effendi, your choice.
Only 50 dollars American.

Tomorrow night,
the Kaldevian Embassy. Tell no one.

The seagull perches
on the steeple in the rain.

- Hiya, toots.
- Well done, sailor. Well done.

- Thanks, toots.
- Get rid of him. Quickly!

Once you step outside,

you will come out of your trance
and you will remember nothing.

- Now go.
- See ya, toots.

Give me the computer link.

Not so fast, Victor Loser.

First, the documents.

Yes, of course, my dear Cinnamon.

Evidence that would put you in prison

in exchange for the device that would
put me in the espionage hall of fame.

Now, leave by the back door
like the rest of the garbage.

See you around, Cinnamon.

Keep an eye out for me.

Ooh... What's happened?

What am I doing here?

Hope I had fun.

- There he is!
- Hey, what's the big idea?

- You're under arrest, pal.
- What? What for?

Espionage and high treason.

Bang, bang, kaboom!

Kablooey.

Kablooey, kablooey, kablooey!

Good morning, Admiral Grimitz.

Huh... Mr. Civilian McDuck.

Just practicing maneuvers.

- Wow, toys!
- Yeah!

All right!

I got the blue ones!

Dive, dive!

Target away!

Ha! You missed!

At ease, little sailors.

This isn't a game.

These are my Pentagon-issued
naval battle simulators.

Leave the admiral's toys alone, lads.

So, Admiral Grimitz,
has the Navy decided to buy my sub?

No, the Navy's decided
to court martial your nephew.

Court martial Donald? Why?

He stole the secret computer link
to your secret submarine.

If the other side gets a hold of it,

your ship building contracts
go kablooey.

Uncle Donald didn't do it!

- Yeah!
- Yeah! No way!

Sorry, little sailors,
but we have photographic evidence.

Caught him red-handed in black and white
on the surveillance camera.

- He looks strange, somehow.
- I've always thought so, too.

Ooh... Woe is me.

Woe is me. Ooh...

- Donald!
- Uncle Donald!

Uncle Scrooge, boys! I didn't do it!

We know you're innocent.

You may be a blabbermouth,

but not a blabbermouth that'd sell out
his country or his favorite uncle.

You'd never be a spy,
would you, Uncle Donald?

Of course not!

All I remember is looking into
a beautiful woman's eyes.

Next thing I knew, I was arrested.

That he was. Coming out of
the Cloak and Dagger Club of all places.

You say you looked into a woman's eyes,
then don't remember anything?

- Uh-huh.
- I'd say you've been hypnotized.

Ha! That's a good one. Hypnosis?

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!

Hypnosis?

It's when you walk around in a daze
and don't know what you're doing.

That sounds like Uncle Donald,
all right.

Don't worry, Donald,
we'll get to the bottom of this.

Hurry, Uncle Scrooge. They're going
to court martial me at noon.

I'm afraid your nephew's
career in the Navy is, well,

kablooey, if you know what I mean.

The Cloak and Dagger Club.

Never a more despicable
den of spies in the entire world.

Secrets, effendi.
Only 50 dollars American.

Do you know about the secret submarine?

The master computer link
was stolen last night.

Mmm... That is a secret worth knowing.

That'll be 50 bucks.

Certainly, effendi.
A most reasonable price.

Gee! This spy business is all right.

Tomorrow night,
the Kaldevian Embassy. Tell no one.

The seagull perches
on the steeple in the rain.

And frogs fly in the wind.

Very good.
What do you wish to know, chum?

What do you know of a
beautiful woman with hypnotic eyes?

That could only be
Miss Cinnamon Teal.

You stay here, boys.

A- ha!

How dare you burst in on me that way!

It's a bit difficult
to knock on a beaded curtain.

What do you want, stranger?

I've come to find out
why you hypnotized my nephew

into stealing that secret sub
computer link.

Me? Why, I'm not a spy.

Just look into my innocent eyes.

Ha! You have to get up
pretty early in the morning

to put one over on old Scrooge McDuck.

I'm not putting one over on you.

I'm putting one under on you.

Whoa!

If Cinnamon Teal thinks dumping me
in the cellar is going to get rid of me,

she... Aah!

...could be right.

I'd better destroy the evidence against
me before anyone else comes around.

What? He tricked me!
These documents are fake!

Victor Loser still has
the real documents.

Uncle Scrooge?

We all saw him go in here.

There must be another way out.

- Hey, look!
- Pull it and see what happens.

Whoa!

Hey, wait for me!

Let go of my Uncle Scrooge!

Stop it. All of you.

Stranger, I need your help.

You have a mighty strange way
of asking for it.

This is my cousin, Ho.

Hi, Ho!

We've already met.
In fact, we're very close.

Now, young lady,
why should I help you?

The one who has your computer link
also has documents belonging to me.

If we trust each other,
we can both get what we want.

Look me in the eye and say that.

No! Don't look me in the eye.

Well, I suppose
I'll just have to trust you.

What a wonderful day for
a court martial, Mr. Roberts.

Woe is me, woe is me.

Seaman Donald Duck,

you have been found guilty
of high treason and espionage.

And for that, it's my sad duty
to drum you out of the Navy.

I said, "Drum you out of the Navy. "

Turn in your duffel bag, traitor.

Ooh...

My stripes.

Wait, Admiral Grimitz,
I have proof that Donald is innocent.

Proof? What kind of proof?

I brought the lass who hypnotized him.

Oh, I don't believe in that
hocus pocus, Mr. Civilian.

Look into my eyes, admiral.

Aw, nobody can be hypnoti...

Now, admiral,
you are a dainty ballerina.

Your wish is my command.

I love spying,
and I'm not lying.

Stop dancing,
my little ballerina, and awake.

- What's this?
- Hypnosis, Admiral Grimitz.

And proof my nephew Donald
was not responsible for his actions.

Unless, of course,
you really are a ballerina.

What's that?

The secret submarine!

- Someone's stealing it!
- My kablooey machine!

- What are your orders, admiral?
- Somebody do something!

I'll save it, Admiral Grimitz!

Don't give up the ship, Seaman Duck.

Aye-aye, sir.

Come to papa, my secret sub.

Soon you will be mine.

And I will
sell you to the highest bidder.

You boys stay on the carrier
where it's safe.

Whoa.

Now a-sailing we will go.

Dive, dive!

Who am I talking to?
I am the captain and the crew.

Hey, what's going on?

Aah!

So nice of you to drop in and tie
yourself up, Seaman Dumkoff.

Let me out of this!
What's the big idea?

I like tying almost as much
as I like spying.

Weigh anchor! We'll block the port
with the carrier.

Nobody gets past me, little sailors.

The sub has to be close by.

Look.

A- ha! It's coming up.

They think they can stop me with a
carrier when I got the super torpedoes?

You'll never get away with this.

And who is going to stop me?

Victor is going to
fire torpedoes at the aircraft carrier.

My wee laddies
are on that ship!

I may fire when I'm ready.
And I'm ready!

Torpedoes!

The torpedoes. They're chasing us!

Take a swim, lass.
It's safer than driving with me.

Well, there's plenty more
where those came from.

Fire torpedoes.

Uh, what was I saying again?

Say, what's going on here?

Hiya, toots.

Well, it's all over and
nothing important went kablooey.

These must be your documents,
Cinnamon. Take him away.

I can't thank you enough, Scroogie.

Here's your court martial papers,
Seaman Duck.

And here's the Navy contracts
for 20 more submarines, Mr. Civilian.

Just what I've been waiting for.

And this is what I've been waiting for.

And this is what I've been waiting for.

Yey!

"Seaman Donald Duck,
you have been found guilty

of high treason, and... " Hear!
These aren't ship building contracts!

You tore up my contracts!