02x06 - Welcome to the Jungle

[bunniefuu]

ACME LABORATORY

Brain,
what do you want to do tonight?

The same thing we do
every night:

trying to conquer the world.

Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and the Brain

One is a genius
The other, an imbecile

They never tire of trying
To take over the world

It's Pinky Pinky and the Brain

The Brain, and Pinky
And Pinky and the Brain

At the end of the night
A new plan begins

They'll try anything
Until the day is light

Pinky and the Brain
The Brain and Pinky

They do everything in the dark

It's not easy to explain
Or to understand

Pinky Pinky and the Brain

The Brain, and Pinky
The Brain and Pinky

Narf!

PINKY AND THE BRAIN

WORLD DOMINATION
PART 1108

A MOVIE OF THE BRAIN

Brain, is that you?

Look, I'm doing
things with the shadow!

It's a little mouse!

Cheese, cheese! Cool!

Narf!

Please, Pinky,
don't say anything until the end.

And take your paws off the chair.

Surprise! Happy birthday!

He's a good companion
He's a good companion

Ted from accounting
He's a good companion

No one can deny it

Me, Ted from accounting,

thank you
for this moving commemoration.

Ah, I wish for
an all-powerful mouse

for humanity to serve him.

Well, now I'll blow out the candles.

What is this?

Strange gas! Metamorphosis!

Yes, it all makes sense now.

I understand everything perfectly.

Salute the Brain,
worship the Brain!

Salute the Brain,
worship the Brain!

Stupendous!
It's going to be the big movie of the summer!

Gene Shalit will say:
"Salute the Brain,

Worship the Brain!
Salute the Brain!"

Pinky, I appreciate the amendment.

You're welcome. I've just done them.

That was just a movie.

This will produce
the mind-control candles.

No!

Save the animals!

- Save the animals!
- Save the animals!

We, the Ape Liberation Army,

we proclaim these monkeys free!

Let me go, sir,
or I'll see you in court.

No! This time,
science has gone too far!

Look at these monkeys!

- We're rats.
- Rats?

Calm down, my little friends.
No one else will hurt you!

I promise!

EXIT

AIRPORT

Good news, furry friends!

- You're home!
- The jungle?

No, you don't understand.
The laboratory is our home.

We're not savages,
we are the product of science.

You mean
you've never hunted prey?

Have you never fought for survival?
That's horrible!

They won't be able to survive
in their natural habitat.

They can't survive
down there.

- Release the rats!
- Release the rats!

Rats loose!

Be free, little friends!
Be free!

- Can rats fly?
- Of course, just like monkeys!

Pinky... Pinky?

Cool!

We've fallen into an
intergalactic wormhole!

With real worms!

Look around, Pinky. The jungle!

Poisonous plants,
bloodthirsty carnivores,

the smell of rot
in the air!

Actually, I like it.

Looks like a deodorizer
deodorizer. Narf!

We should go home.
I've got it!

We will build a
molecular teleportation device

which will take us to the laboratory.

Yes! Now we need
a few simple components.

Atom splitter,
strontium-90 rods

a wrench.

There's sh*t under that tree.

Caca!

Of course. With poop,
I can make one...

a huge...

Caca?

Monorail?

No, we'll make stuff!

Yes!

And we'll fly to the planet Cacareco.

Narf!

No, my little friend.

I think we're in
considerable danger.

All right, two words
will make everything better.

Hakuna Matata !

If I hit you now,
no one will know.

Ah, just me.

That's debatable.

Brain, you're snorting
and breathing like a fat man!

I thought we had an agreement.

I know, but I love
the word "chubby".

Fatty! Wow, I'm hungry.

Yes, substance.

We're just looking for
potassium carbonate

and triglycerides.
Maybe gelatine.

There's sh*t in there.

Look, Brain, a mango!

Mango! Yes!

A platform!

If we had a press
to make a scaffold.

If we had steel
to make a press.

If we had a steel mill
to make steel.

If...

How about a branch?

A twig breaks a twig.

Great.

- Well done!
- Thank you, I...

What's wrong?

Uga-buga! Uga-buga!

Pinky, come back!

We need a trap
to capture the beast.

Surrender now, beast!

Give yourself up, or I'll...

I'll confuse you
with mathematical equations!

Quicksand! No!

No! No! Pinky!

Narf!

Good news, Brain.
Today we're going to eat!

Pinky?

Pinky?

Pinky, we mustn't split up.

Don't worry.

I made marks so we wouldn't get lost
and we can come back.

Back? Back where?

Why would we go back there?

I don't know. Reminiscing about the past,
revisiting old friends?

The branch breaks the branch.

That's right!

Oh, twig,
if it weren't for you!

Let's go! Narf!

Pinky, wait!

Well done, Brain,
you've found a river. Poit!

Yes, but where is civilization?

- Upstream.
- Upstream?

Your instinct is telling you
where should we go?

That and this floating box.

Brain, are you thinking
what am I thinking?

Shall we eat the box?

No, we'll build a boat.
Then we'll eat the box.

We're stuck, untangle us.

Yes, Captain.

You did it!
You got us off the hook!

And congratulations on your beautiful headdress.

Headdress? What do you mean?

It's not a headdress,
it's a leech!

Calm down, Brain.
You're just like David Crockett.

I hate leeches!

Two words, Brain:
Hakuna Ma ...

Judge,

please, you're hurting me.

I can't breathe!

Rest, child.

Pinky, I...

I...

Did you make a hat?

I made it with tree bark.
Do you like it? It's not a leech...

You know many secrets
of the jungle, my friend.

And I'm lost. Useless.

All right, Brain.

It's the jungle, Pinky!

I won't survive here!

Get a grip, Brain!

Pinky, what are we going to do?

What was that?

Pinky! Pinky?

Pinky!

Scary jungle!

- Ouch!
- That must have hurt.

- We're the Driscolls.
- From Michigan!

- Look, Brain, tourists!
- Help us get home.

Why, when they can stay
and worship the Wise?

- The Wise Man?
- He can do anything.

We'll camp here.
Tomorrow, we'll go to the sage's village.

- Where is it?
- After the tree.

Can't we go now?

Okay.

TOBOGAN

JUNGLE JAKE

It wasn't always so beautiful.
It was an abandoned hotel.

Our travel agent
was terrible.

We almost starved to death.

Then the Wise Man saved us.

He looks like a great man.

A man? No, he...
Wait a minute! Here he comes.

- Brain?
- Snowball?

Brain...

You better not have come
to thr*aten the Sage, man!

Snowball is not wise.

It's a genetically altered hamster
with evil tendencies.

No, that's crazy, man!

The Wise Man knows his stuff, man.

He knows that Bill Clinton
is not just a guy in a suit.

He's one of the guys, man!

It's a guy
from one of the guys, man! Dude!

Wasn't that Dennis Hopper?

I love him!

Have you seen the movie in which he plays
a psychotic maniac?

Bring me the leader.

Pinky, the leader?

What a surprise. Whatever.

Here's a little joke for you.
Toc-toc...

It wasn't very funny.

Bring me the other leader,
the one with the fat head!

Fatty! Narf!

Well, Brain,
it's quite a surprise.

Finally its external appearance

corresponds to the chaos
of his troubled mind.

The father became
the helpless son. Then...

Enough.

You need to help us.

Help them?

Brain, how touching.

Really touching.

We were friends once,

but why would I save
the rat sent to k*ll me?

k*ll him?

We were thrown here
by animal rights activists.

Ah, so you know my story?

- They prepared him well.
- Who?

They are them. They are themselves!
They are there! They!

You're crazy!

Pay attention, Brain.
I'm in charge here.

It prevented me from conquering the world,

but this piece of paradise is mine!

I have a joke for you.
Toc-toc...

- Who is it?
- Brain.

- What brain?
- Exactly!

Tie him and his idiot friend
to the giant toboggan run.

Tonight, they will die!

- Did everything go well?
- Pinky, use your cunning.

Brains, in public?

- Negotiate with them.
- Of course, Brain!

People of Snowball...
land... opolis...

Quickly, they can smell the fear.

That's not fear.

It's a free buffet
Vegas style for $1.99

in a beach resort!

- That's good!
- I'm hungry!

Well done, Pinky.

But $1.99? Are you crazy?

We must leave
before Snowball...

Enough? You should have stayed
in your beloved civilization.

He's in the jungle now.
And in the jungle, only the strong,

really strong, survives.

Save us, Pinky!

Gather all your animal strength
and snap that rope.

Here I come!

Pinky!

Everything's fine.
The quicksand cushioned the fall.

Quicksand?

Don't worry.
You'll be with him soon.

- Surrender!
- Not even dreaming!

He was always so dramatic!

And you've always been too fragile!

É!

Bravo, Brain!

I'd applaud if it weren't for
for the quicksand.

- Pinky!
- Strike one!

BALL LAUNCHER

The crazy hamster is out of his mind!

Who do you think you are, Greg Maddux?

Pinky, what should I do?

Well, there's a lot of sh*t
under that tree.

If only I had... a branch!

Yes! A twig breaks a twig.

Brain! Come and play!

Bye-bye, Brain!

That's the end of the big rat.

Caca? Brain, where are you?

You animal!

Did you leave any traces, Brain?
You were being so clever.

- Snowball!
- Brain!

Snowball,
you need help.

Maybe you're right.

Yes, it all goes back
to my childhood.

He was the middle hamster.

Ah, Brain!

It's fun to fool him.

Snowball!

Snowball, take my hand!

No, thank you.
I don't need your...

help!

Brain, you can't b*at me!

Pinky?

Narf!

My hero!

Stop, or I'll put you back there.

Will we continue the journey home?

Home?

Pinky, we're home!

Here in the jungle.
I've never felt so strong and alive!

This is our place,
in the wild world!

For here we are kings,
kings of the jungle!

INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

Two wild mice
to replace the stolen ones.

No, you don't understand.
The jungle is our home.

We're not lab rats,
we are wild creatures!

ACME LABORATORY

So, what are we going to do
tomorrow night?

The same thing we do
every night.

TRYING TO CONQUER THE WORLD

Pinky Pinky and the Brain

The Brain, and Pinky
The Brain and Pinky