01x12 - Episode 12

[bunniefuu]

Oh man, I gotta get this thing fixed.

Just

kidding. No, I was serious. You are

going to freak her.

OK, you guys are not going to believe

what happened to me yesterday. I.

There's a fire. A big fire. Got to go.

Put it out. Love your show. Come on, guy.

Sorry about that. Anyway, so I'm on my

way to the supermarket right? To get some

dental floss that was halfway there when?

Hey, where are you going to get some

burritos?

Okay, that was weird. Anyway,

so I'm filled with seafood, gumbo, and.

Where you going to get a burrito with the

nuns?But

now come up with an unbeatable.

OK, you guys are here on a great night.

We got comedy, we got vitamin C, we got

nuns and burritos. So stick around on

that and think it is so wow.

This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.

When you've got a beep, don't take the

law into your own hands. Put your beef in

the hands of Judge Trudy.

Bottoms up.

Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit.

Let's begin with our first case, which

is. You're putting me a child

and you're the judge.

You got a

problem with that?

Not really.

Now we've got that cleared up. Cross

Apple, can I understand you have a

complaint against Mr. Wacky Hat over

here? I beg your pardon?

I am a zookeeper. This

hat is part of my uniform. This

girl is going to be part of you if you

don't check your crumpet hole.

That man kicked me out of the zoo.

I said construe to this. Children are

throwing dirty of different socks at me.

Hey, what? Oh, I'm terribly sorry

. Mr. Zoo Keeper approached the bench.

Please. Yes.

How's that bruise on your head? Bruise.

I don't have a bruise on my head.

Bruised. It was a trick.

Please tell the court what this man did

to you. Well, I was watching the tigers

and they just looked so bored and sad, so

I just thought I was watching the tigers.

He released all the animals from their

cages. You must have deemed something

about it on the telly. There were monkeys

and tigers and Penguins running loose

around the city. Maybe it's not. The

animals could use a little exercise.

Yeah, exercise, exercise.

The hippopotamus squashed a taxi cab, but

a zebra took a tinkle on a Taco stand.

So this is preposterous.

Why am I being sued I object?

Over rolled Ross. How much did you pay

for your ticket to the zoo? 3 dollars.

Then I hear my binding baby, the

plaintiff, Ross Appleton, for

22,000 dollars

, $22,000. I'm not paying

this hooligan a single dime or anything

else for that matter. It's

available How to Put an Angry Chipmunk

Down Your Pants. Clearly Glad you get an

angry chipmunk.

Oh, that feels quite strange.

Here come our next litigants. I bet one

of them trips. Told you.

Now, Loretta's stanchion. Please tell the

court why you're here. Well, I was

doing my homework for art class, and my

Mama took away my paint. I had a

good reason. What? I can't hear your

face all wrapped up. Can you wrap this

woman's head? You know I will.

I'm happy to you she painted my head

orange. Do I have any proof that you

painted your head orange? Proof. Look

at my arm and head. Orange happens to

be her favorite color, but not on my

face. But

orange?It's already

orange, I thought it said. That's her

face. I was

asleep on

the

couch. I don't want to hear your life

story. My

face is orange. I think the

improvement now.

Yeah, sure.

Bringing a dancing lobsters.

Mom. Dad.

Right, so bright. We brought you a

little surprise that will help you sleep,

honey. Indeed. What is it?

It's a doll, sweetie. A doll that will

help you sleep. Squeeze his gut, Okay.

I love you. Time to go sleeping.

He's so cute. Thanks Mom. Dad 99

honey, goodnight.

Goodnight. Rock-a-bye Ralphs.

Goodnight. Sweet dreams. I

love you. I love

you.

Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs

bite. Thanks, Rock. Bye, Ralph.

Goodnight.

Bedtime is fun time.

OK. Just

close your eyes and sleep. Sleep. Sleep

OK. Sleep.

Sleep. Sleep. Yeah.

Snooze. Snooze.

To bed now I'm trying, OK?

Go to sleep. close your

eyes. Sleep. Sleep. Will you be quiet?

Where are your batteries?

There. Now I can get some sleep.

Goodnight Rock by Ralph.

Time to go to sleep. Sleeping. I'm

trying to go to sleep. Maybe I could

sleep with the equipment. So much noise.

That time is sleeping time.

That does it.

Train, Train, Train,

train, train. Now who's sleeping?

Night Rock by Ralph.

Nighty night. Night night.

That does it.

Stop There. Night

Rock by Ralph.

Go to sleep now and Betty buy time.

All right. OK, I've had it. Now you're

going to get it.

Out of gas, I know. Scooper

here, boy.

Good boy. Now I can get some sleep.

Go to sleep.

See you in a few minutes.

You're not Amanda. Why are you in my

neck? Please. Because you drugged it on

me. Who are you? Please. I'm vitamin CI.

Don't have a cold eye to hang. Great to

meet Amanda. You get this net off of me.

No. Since you are ensnared, you should

take this opportunity to view my Amanda

website work website www.

amandaplease. com.

Here's the home page, which I update

frequently. Please This week I'm

featuring my all new Judge Trudy Yep O

Matic game. Now you can enjoy

Judge Trudy in the privacy of your own

home. After

you play, you must take my Penelope pole

and tell me your thoughts about The

Amanda Show.

After you've been pulled, you can view

the Amanda video clip of the Week

Watches. Amanda Dances with Bananas on a

public St.

I love it when Amanda dances with fruit.

Please. I have to admit that that's the

most amazing website I've seen. Dad,

please. The

Penelope girl I must run. Literally.

Hey wait a second, I want to see some

more of that website.

One time I, like, couldn't find the

cordless phone. So my mom is

all, hey, where's the cordless

phone? And I was like.

I don't know. And then, like, the

cordless phone started ringing and

ringing and like.

Ringing. So I, like, looked under

my pillow. And

like. I never found

it.

Oh, come in.

Oh, hi. Oh, you

have a cold.

Here you go.

I know what you need, your minimum daily

requirement of vitamin C.

Myself and I.

Can depend on.

I don't like children playing in my

neighborhood.

Hello. Yes, this is the lady of the

house. How

are you, ma'am? I

said. I'm Mr. Ullman. May

I speak with Mr. Oldman?

This is your cousin Taba Mcnuno.

Tab and make no new he's so nice. I don't

have no cousin.

What time would you want me to wash your

dog?My dog left me years

ago. You have the wrong number.

Your dog needs a bath, Sir. A bath? But I

have no dog. How can you bathe what

don't exist? Please make it always like a

sheep. I don't want to make a noise like

a sheep man. Where?

Hello. If you have the wrong number

Sir, these are required. Alright,

listen closely, I'm listening.

Why did you scare me with your coat of

boom? You had the wrong

number. You know the number

you dialed wrong.

Hello. Why did they cancel Bonanza?Hello.

Are you guys having fun tonight?

Imagine how the talent contest.

Who wants to go first?

Come on down.

What's your name? Ernie Morton. Hi,

Ernie. What's your talent? I can balance

a hat on my

head.

Have to see it to believe it. Drum roll.

Wow. Anybody want to go next?

Come on down.

What's your name?

What's your talent? Well, I could put

salt on a hard boiled egg.

Come on, you'll seriously watch this.

And I mean, wow, stand over there. That's

gonna be really tough to b*at. Does

anybody want to try to follow that?

You come on down.

What's your name?Hi, Julia. What's your

talent? Well, I can do some pretty cool

gymnastics. Oh, let's see somegymnastics.

OK, not bad. Not bad. OK, now the

audience will pick a winner by a show of

applause. Line up, you guys. OK,

now who votes for the hat balancer?

And who votes for the egg Salter?

And who voted for the gymnastics chick?

OK, it looks like our winner is Rebecca

Fumey the egg salt.

Sure, here's $1000.

Let's hear for our contestants.

Vitamin C.

Thanks for doing the show anytime. Well,

that's all we got. We got to go take a

cruise to Hawaii. See ya.

Amanda, please.