02x08 - Episode 8

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Come on, please. Come on

quickly. Come on, stop.

What are we doing here, Penelope? Looking

for Amanda? I want a sandwich.

We all want things. Please.

Very well. I'll go fetch you a sandwich.

Wait here. Hi,

hi. You are. You are

Amanda. Penelope.

Hi. What's your name? Preston.

Hi, Preston. It's nice to meet you.

Can I get a picture with you?Of

course. Amanda. Hey, would you mind

taking a picture of me and my friend

Preston here? Happy to.

There you go. Thanks, Amanda. Hey, do you

want to come hang out backstage? I would,

but I'm waiting for my sister to bring me

a sandwich. Oh, well,

here's a sandwich. Thanks,

Amanda. Amanda, I really got to get you

into makeup. Oh, OK Well, see you around.

Yeah, All right. Preston here. Where did

you get that sandwich, please? Amanda

gave it to me. Well, that was very what I

just took a picture of. Me

too.

Penelope penalty. Are

you OK?

Please.

Mine is a man and I've got my father's

credit card.

Thank you guys. I am in a great mood

today because you guys are an amazing

audience and we have so many great

sketches to do and just.

Hey. Can

I help you?

Where are all these people?

This is this is ATV show that that's the

audience. So

we're we're on my television. Uh-huh.

Is there something I can help you with?

Oh, OK, so someone here ordered a pizza.

Oh, do you know who?

Is this really ATV show?

Sorry man, I ordered the pizza. Here you

go. Excuse me? You

see, Mom, I'm on TV.

I'm not nothing.

Oh man, I ordered. Thin crust.

This is thick.

Bummer. Now what am I going to do? I'm

allergic to thick crust.

Here, come with me. Back in a SEC.

Where are we going? Follow me.

Hey, Barney. It's coming.

Hey Barney, it's me.

Oh, hey, Amanda. How you doing?

Hey, Steve Drake, All right.

I'm allergic to thick crust. Me too.

That's why I wanted thick crust. Can

you help us? We're glad to.

See how this baby looks?

Great. Let me have it.

Don't worry, sorry.

Open the door, stick around.

We'll be back in a second and this stuff.

This party is great, but my big toe is

so boring. My big toe is boring

too. It doesn't have to be.

What can we do?

Look, my beautiful big toe.

My big toe is a ballerina.

My Victoza rock star.

Come on, big toe. My

big toe is a welder.

Awesome.

Totally say girls, what you doing?

Hey,

what's going on here?

Perfect. My big toe's a fairy Princess.

My beautiful big toe comes with some of

what you see here.

This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.

When you have a beef, don't take the law

into your own hands. Take it to Judge

Trudy, OK?

Get vertical. All right. Very

good. I am judged,

Trudy, you're a judge. You're just a kid.

And you fold the pen to be very

itchy. We know what's with all

description. Our son there put itching

powder in all of our clothes. Yeah.

Keep it in our socks and underpants.

See. It was funny. It sounds funny to

me. Now I see here that your

parents punished you by taking the TV out

of your room.

I do

not allow potatoes to be thrown in

my courtroom.

However, squash is acceptable.

Squash.

Mr. Holland, I I see here that, you know,

I find your constant scratching very

distracting. I'm hereby order you to

stop. We can't stop.

Bailiff, please handcuff Mr. and Mrs.

Ichima Scratch.

Then he's distracting his hand behind

your back.

Right here, by fighting in favor of the

plaintiff, Lewis Holland and I ordered

YouTube to put a brand new 35 inch TV

in this boy's room. Don't do

that, silent itchy people. Furthermore,

I sentence you two to play dodgeball with

three bitter Marines. Like

dodgeball, we're handcuffed. You should

have thought of that before you itched.

Let the games begin.

The litigants for our next case are

entering the courtroom. I wish I'd gone

to college. Nikki

Papadopoulos tell the court why you're

here. Well, I like to play my stereo

really loud, and my mom asked me to turn

it down a little.

Is this true, Missus Papadopoulos?

What I say Is it

true that she has his son? He had to turn

down his stereo. What?

Little help here come get help.

Yeah, it's crazy. Why don't you know if

you're trying to turn down this? There

you go.

Answer the question what?

Answer the question.

Yes. Yes. I asked him to turn down his

stereo. He plays it so loud he was

damaging my hearing. Be

quiet. What?

Be quiet.

I don't have to take this. I am Helen

Papadopoulos. I'll pop your

doppelis.

Look all, I'm sending

what?Bang, bang,

bang, which means hush.

Adopoulos what?

To carry a very old woman piggyback for

the next three years.

What? Dismissed. Bring me the dance

lobsters.

Thanks. Thank you, guys. All right, In

the past few weeks on The Amanda Show,

we've shown you 2 episodes of a new show

called Moody's Point.

What are things? So now we're going to

take a look at a brand new episode where

Moody tries out for ATV commercial and

well, you'll see what happens. OK, here

we go. Everybody Moody's Point.

Good morning, Dad. Good morning, Moody.

I've got your breakfast already.

Ribs from a

pig. I don't think I

can eat. Too nervous. Oh, that pig

is good and dead. Honey, he can't hurt

you now. No, I'm nervous because they're

sh**ting ATV commercial at my school and

I'm auditioning for the lead girl. Oh,

yes, your mother was a

wonderful actress before she

disappeared in that hot air balloon.

You think I could be a good actress like

Mom was?Your mother was an actress.

That's what I've heard. Well,

just remember, Moody, that acting is a

lot like taking a shower. Just use plenty

of soaps and shampoos and you'll be fine

as long as you take off your socks and

dance the 50 do.

More ribs, I'm fine.

That I could not see you doesn't matter.

That I could not see

you. Can you look?

All right, I have some better. Let's

sh**t. Not need you. It doesn't matter

that doesn't matter that I could not see

you.

Yeah, just be honest.

Does my breath smell fresh? No.

Here, try using Gargasol. It'll make your

mouth feel like a carnival. Hey, guys.

Hey, Spalding. Hey, Moody. I was just

rehearsing my lines with Bree. She's not

good. I'm not even auditioning.

Are you saying I'm fat?

OK, kids, everybody take a seat and we'll

start the auditions, OK? All right.

Spalding, I just want to tell you I could

never have the courage to audition for

this commercial without you being here.

Hey, I'm nervous about auditioning too.

Come on, you're the best actor in school.

You know you'll get the part. I just hope

I get through the audition without

freaking out. I'm sure you'll do great.

Ow, sorry.

Jeff, be honest. Does my breath smell

fresh?

Here, try using Gargasol. It'll

make your mouth feel like a carnival.

How's my breath now?

Cool. Let's get closer.

What's the matter?

Moody, we got the parts, both of us.

Me too. I guess missies audition

wasn't as good as she thought. No, it was

OK. But she had this bizarre allergic

reaction to the mouthwash. Allergic

reaction. Come on, go go, go get

the car.

OK, places actors into

positions. Don't be so

nervous. I'm just so glad you got the guy

parting this. There's no way I could do

this without you.

Hey, we'll be great together. Watch out

for this cable.

Spalding. Oh my God, do you think you're

gonna hang?There's no

way I could do this without you.

Calling my mom. We're here.

Mom, I wonder what you tell me.

Modi, Get Me Out of this

balloon. I'm freezing.

Brody.

Moody's point, We'll be right back.

And now back to Moody's point.

Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm fine. This kid can't do this. I can't

do it without him. I can do it. I can do

it. Just just give me some air,

OK? Let's give this another sh*t.

Let's go.

Action. Just be honest,

does my breath smell fresh?No.

Try using Gargasol. It'll make you

young.

Cut action.

Jeff, be honest. Does my breath smell

fresh?

Mouth. Mouthwash.

Moth. Moths no

more moth so.

Too many noodles.

The love of concussions? Cut Get

this kit to a doctor.

Let's go booty.

Don't worry. We'll get you another

leading man. No, I can't do it without

Spalding. Sure you can. No, I can't.

You can. I can. You can. I can't.

OK, what if we get that guy?

I can do it. Hey, kid.

Can you act? Can I not act?

OK, let's sh**t a commercial.

Is it gonna be OK? It'll be just fine.

You must see some pretty horrible

injuries. Yeah, I've seen some disgusting

stuff. Motorcycle accidents, shark

att*cks. But I'm a paramedic. We're

trained to handle anything.

Oh my.

Bree, is Moody going to be OK without

me? Yeah, they replaced you.

With sternum. Sternum.

No.

How's my breath now?Cool.

Let's get closer. Please.

No, I

can do the commercials.

Cut.

I wish children didn't exist.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Goodbye. Yeah, that was so

pointless.

Thank you. OK, I had such a

great time doing the show tonight,

Amanda. Yeah, yeah. I was hoping I

can get an autograph. Oh, sure. After the

show. I would love to do an autograph.

Hi. Just make it out to David. Oh, do you

have any paper?Oh no. Oh, here.

Just use my head.

OK.

Two days,

right? From your good friend Amanda.

From your

good friend Amanda, Yeah.

And now, right, David, you're a great

guy. David, you're

a great guy. Yeah, And

if I have the time, I'd like to take you

out to lunch and pay for it myself. And

if I have the

time, I'd like to.

I, I what's what's the matter? I I ran

out of head. Oh, well, you know what?

That's OK. This is great. Thanks. Oh, no

problem, David. Oh, I'm not David. This

is for my friend.

OK, nothing weird about that.

Well, that's our show. I got to go

dissect the puppet. See.

Amanda, please.