03x02 - Episode 2

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What is this, Penelope? This is a

catapult. With it, I will finally meet

Amanda. Please. How will that help you

meet Amanda? Because I've

spent the last four months of my life

calculating the trajectory so that this

catapult is aimed precisely at the

Amanda Show stage. Any more

questions? Does Mom know you skip your

psychiatrist appointment? No.

And you're not going to tell her?

OK good. Now help me get into position.

The time has come for me to finally meet

Amanda. Please, we make these sandwich.

No. Now pull my lover.

My name is Leander and I have no use for

the metric system.

Thanks you guys. OK, before we start the

show, guess what?

I made you guys some brownies.

OK, my grandmother gave me this recipe

and I guarantee you guys these are the

best brownies that you'll ever have.

What happened to my brownies?

All right, this is too weird. Hey,

Virgil, that's a director Verge.

Did you see what happened to my brownies?

No. It's like they just disappeared. OK,

this is crazy. Oh, I know. Can you play

back the tape,

please? Thanks. Let's all watch the

monitor.

OK, my grandmother gave me this recipe

and I guarantee you guys these are the

best brownies that have ever.

Drake, Josh.

Why did you guys eat my brownies? We

did not.

We have to realize that we really.

Whatever. Stick around way back in a

second. It is stuff.

Our spit wants are ineffective.

Holy spit. What was that? That

was my Super Spin Baller 5000.

You crazy twins.

Basketball hoop.

Bicycles.

Good outside.

Comes with six year olds of toilet

paper and a gallon of fresh spin.

Hey, my dad's coming. See. What's that

thing up? The nerve?

Yeah.

Oh, you kids, the Super Spitballer

5000 from Druka.

This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.

When you have a beef, don't take the law

into your own hands. Take it to judge

truth. OK, standing red.

All right. Sit, sit, sit, sit. I am just.

Your honor, this is a completely

frivolous lawsuit. I am a doctor.

Oh, well, since you're a doctor, then

perhaps you'll be able to cure that

headache you got. I don't have aheadache.

One large headache to go.

Know that your head is throbbing, Gerald

Phillips. What is your complaint against

this doctor? Well.

She she she gave me a

sh*t. In the

butt.

Wendy. Oh, the wagon.

That's true. These kids just gave me an

atomic wedgie. And do you have any

proof of this election wedgie? Can

you not see that my underpants are over

my head? Listen, Doctor, it's

not the fault of this court if you can't

control your panties. Now, Gerald, what

caused your doctor to do something so

horrible as to give you a sh*t? She's

just evil. Evil. I

am not evil. It was a measles sh*t. All

kids get them so they don't get sick. Oh,

and I suppose if I was sick, then you

give me a sh*t. Well,

yes. Approach

the bench.

Yeah, yes, Watch your thingy and years

what put it.

Right. What the hell, you.

I'm fighting fever. I'm just like Jim

Gerald Phillips and I hear, I said this

doctor pain in the butt over here to get

a little sh*t of his soap. Bayless

time for your inoculation.

Immunization come believe.

Next case. The litigants for our next

case are entering the courtroom.

Women laugh at me.

All right, Larry, Trey, please tell the

court why you're here. Well, that

man there, Commander Bright, he

criticized me.

He deserved to be criticized. He stole

the space shuttle. I didn't steal it. I

just took it out for a little spin. Is

that a crime? Yes, a federal crime.

You stole a $3 billion space

shuttle.

Boy, boy, simply

borrowing the space shuttle. He

he. Do you have any

proof that the space shuttle was lost?

Proof. What about the fact that it's gone?

Watch your tongue, space monkey.

Judge Trudy, I did lose the space

shuttle. See, She admits it. Hey, I'm a

boy. A boy.

And I didn't mean to lose the space

shuttle. Fair enough. I find in favor of

the plaintiff, Miss Larry, right now.

Since you're already wearing a spacesuit,

I hereby sentence you to spend three

years on the planet Venus.

Wait, wait. Wait a minute. This isn't

regulation t -, 5 seconds and

counting.

We'll soon find out three.

Who

is this miss bringing the deer tomonsters?

Thanks. Thanks you guys. OK,

If you caught the last episode of Moody's

Point, you know that Moody's dad lost his

toe and Spalding is desperate to find it.

Will he or won't he? Only one way to find

out everybody Moody's point.

More rain tomorrow.



Busy last night with seven games on the

schedule, the Cavaliers came up with a

surprise upset. b*ating the player to 99.

The Lakers had no trouble.

There good, isn't it?

Hey, Dad. On

Saturday night, can you give me and Misty

and Bree a ride toward Winter Formal?

Well, I thought you were dating that

sternum fellow. Sort of, but he

doesn't go to dances.

You know, I was a pretty good dancer in

my day. Want me to show you?

What about your lack of toe? I fixed it.

See, I just took a little piece of hot

dog and then I glued it out.

What?You want to make 5 bucks?

I'm listening. I want you to give this

gift to a girl here at school. Her name

is Moody.

Here's a gift for you from me. Do you

want to go to the dance with me? If so,

then maybe by the big tree tomorrow after

school at 2:45. Love

Spalding.

I wrote those rhymes. Good, huh?

No.

Breathe. Guess what I did?

Did you hear Lance Gordon just asked me

to the dance. No way. No way. I am

so excited. Look, I even

downloaded a special shampoo recipe from

the Internet. My hair is going to be

the talk of the dance. Awesome. That's

great. You're both just jealous because

I'm going to the dance with the coolest

guy in school.

The second coolest?

Sternum.

Why are you painting your locker black?

Why aren't I?

Carry on.

That's the coolest guy in school.

You're so hurtful.

So did you find Moody's dad's toe yet?

No. I've looked everywhere.

I wonder where it could be.

I got a towel. I got a tow. I got a

towel. I got a tow. I got a tow. I

got a towel. I got a Get your

own couch.

God, that's all I got toe. I got toe him

into art right now.

Hello. Oh hi mates. Listen,

can I call you right back? I just

finished washing my hair with that

special shampoo recipe and I want to dry

it before it dries.

What's that supposed to mean? OK, bye.

Where is she? I don't know.

Hey, hey, you should come.

She's right there.

How you doing?

That's not good. It's not.

You got the wrong girl.

You got the wrong girl.

Spalding. I would

love to go to the dance with you.

Moody's point will return in a moment.

And now back to Moody's point.

Oh, hi, Misty. Hello.

Misty, what happened to your head?

Well. My special Internet shampoo.

Made it a little thin, but it

still looks good. Yeah, yeah, sure.

Hey, guys. Hey,

hey, Misty. What? Nothing.

What? Nothing. So

we hear you ask Jodie Festerman to the

dams. No, no, no, no. See, I can

explain what happened. Hey, boyfriend,

what's with the ball chip? That

was so hurtful.

See you tonight, boyfriend.

Hi Misty.

Misty.

Close to me.

Mom, I need you so much.

I wonder what you're thinking right now.

I hate my life.

There's no best room up here.

I hate my life.

I'm still upset about your dad's toe. He

keeps falling over. Sadder

than a nine toed father.

Hi.

Hey, I'm thirsty. Get me some of this.

Get it? Excuse me.

Hey, you guys want to go somewhere and

talk? Let's go up on the roof. Can we

talk about me?

Hey, guys.

Moody, wait up.

Why would Lance Gordon just drive away?

Can you believe he would do that? Yeah,

pretty much. But trust me,

it's better to be here alone. Than with

the wrong girl. What are you saying?

I didn't mean to ask Jody to the dance. I

meant to ask. Hey, boyfriend, you're

supposed to be getting me some punch, not

yapping with your little Twinkie friends.

Jody, I was just talking. Oh, yeah, talk

to this.

Let's go dance, OK? OK.

Spalding. You're coming.

Yeah, just a SEC. I'll save you a

dance.

A dance. Oh, Moody,

how can I ever tell you how I really

feel? If I could just let you know that?

Now, I know you were all expecting Amanda

to come out here and close the show, but

unfortunately Amanda isn't feeling very

well. Yeah, I know.

So a man asked me to come out here and

sing you a little song.

Swing.

Sweet.

Cherry. Coming forth.

To carry me. Home.

Swing home.

Sweet chariot coming forth.

Hi, Amanda.

If you ever tie me up and lock me in my

dressing room again, it'll never happen

again.

So am I fired? No.

But if you ever, ever, I promise never

again. I I guess

I better go finish your laundry. I

guess you should.

OK, that's our show. I got to go snip a

peanut. See ya.

Amanda, please.