WOMAN: Are you ready?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- Okay, Zoey, you're up.
- Here we go, and...
- 6. Even.
- Confess.
- Okay, umm...
All right.
One time when I was ten,
I burped in church.
- Ohh!
Okay, if that
happened to me, I'd die.
Hey, Quinn, you wanna play
Confess or Stress with us?
- How do you play?
- Okay, you roll the dice...
- Yeah?
- And if you get an even
number, you have to confess
something really embarrassing.
- And if you roll
an odd number,
you have to do something
stressful.
- Like eat a poisonous bug?
- Stressful, not lethal.
- Oh, and the most
important rule:
Nothing that anyone says
or does leaves this room.
- Gotta swear.
- Swear.
- Oh, my turn!
- Wait, I'm starved.
Can we order some sushi?
- Already on the way.
- How cool is it that we have
our own sushi bar
right on campus?
- The coolest.
- Except that
the delivery guy is Logan.
- Eww. Logan?
He's such a jerk.
- A very cute jerk.
- And speak of the jerk...
- 'Sup, ladies?
- We were just talking
about you.
- Yeah, I can't blame ya.
- Where's our sushi?
- Oh, one sec.
Come on.
Let's go,
let's go, let's go!
- You know,
you could help me.
- Yeah, no thanks.
- You're working
with Logan now?
- Well, I'm working.
He seems to be watching.
- I'm training you
so you can learn
to make deliveries
on your own.
- Good. Now that we know
you're not delivering anymore,
we'll order more often.
[laughter]
- All right, all right.
I know there's been
a little tension between
me and you girls
since you guys came to PCA.
- Ya think?
- Yes, and I feel bad
about that.
Which is why I wanna
give you something.
Just a present from me to
you girls, for your lounge here.
- You're giving us
a present?
- Yeah. That so weird?
- Kinda.
Chase, was this your idea?
- Nope, I had nothin'
to do with it.
It was all him.
- Wow. This is really
nice of you, Logan.
- Hey, we're all at
the same boarding school.
I figure we might as well be
nice to each other.
Perfect.
- Well, we gotta jam.
ZOEY: Uh, Chase?
- Hm?
- Can we have our sushi?
- Oh, right. I'm always
forgetting that part.
Your sushi.
- Your money.
- Oh, hey, man,
I'm feelin' kinda sick,
so I'm gonna head
back to the dorm and lie down.
- What? I can't deliver
all this sushi by myself.
- You'll be fine.
Good night.
- Great.
All alone with
And whatever
that orange stuff is.
- 8. Nicole, confess.
- Come on,
you got to do it.
- OK.
You know I have study hall
with almost all guys, right?
- Right.
- Well...
I kinda made a chart
of which guys
have the cutest lips.
[laughter]
- You rated boys' lips?
On what criteria?
- Shape, color,
kissability.
[laughter]
Okay, okay, Zoey's turn again.
- Dice me.
- Odds.
- Now how should we
stress Zoey?
- I say Zoey
has to prank call Mr. Callahan.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That'd be so great.
- I am not prank calling
our English teacher.
- You rolled odds.
- You gotta face
the stress.
- I don't have his
phone number.
[line trilling]
MR. CALLAHAN: Hello?
- [Southern accent] Yes.
I'm callin' about the mustard
you ordered?
MR. CALLAHAN: Uh, mustard?
I didn't order any mustard.
- Uh, yes, sir, you ordered
MR. CALLAHAN: What? Who could
eat that much mustard?
- That's none of my business.
So what time would you like me
to drop off the mustard?
MR. CALLAHAN:
I-I don't even like mustard!
- Then why'd you order
so much?
MR. CALLAHAN: I didn't!
[all laughing]
- So how was work
last night?
- Brutal. Bru-tal.
- Delivering sushi's brutal?
- It is when Logan
goes home sick
and I have to make
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
Do you know how big
this campus is?
I bet you
I had to walk ten miles.
And let me tell ya,
some of the kids here at PCA?
Not normal.
- What do you mean?
[goat bleating]
- Shh.
- A goat?
- A goat that likes spicy tuna.
- [laughs]
What's goin' on, guys?
- Just doin' some homework.
[all snorting]
- What's so funny?
- Oh, nothing. Nothing.
- Yeah, uh,
we were just wondering,
which one of us do you think
has the cutest lips?
- Um, why do you ask that?
- Just wondering.
Just wondering.
- Yeah, we gotta go.
- Yeah.
- Oh, Zoey.
I need to call
Mr. Callahan at home.
Would you happen to have
his phone number?
[boys laughing]
- Okay, what was that
all about?
- I don't know.
- But we're gonna find out.
Did you tell?
- Did you?
- Tell who what?
- The guys,
about her cute lip chart?
- Shh!
- And about me prank calling
Mr. Callahan?
- No.
- Well, someone told.
- 'Cause Michael
and Logan know.
- Well, I kept
my mouth shut.
- Okay, who blabbed?
- Blabbed what?
- You know...that I still
like to eat baby food.
- It wasn't us.
- Well, people know about it,
and it's really upsetting!
Pureed peas?
- What's up, Kazu?
- You're late.
- I'm ten minutes early.
- No back-sass!
- Okay,
just put the Kn*fe down.
- Now hurry, you have
many deliveries to make.
- No problem.
I'll just take half
and when Logan gets here,
you know, he can--
- Logan's not coming.
- What?
- He called in sick.
- Again? Great.
I have to make all these
deliveries by myself?
- Hie!
- Okay.
Who's this huge order for?
Logan.
[TV playing]
- This is the funniest
show ever.
- The best.
- Nicole, you left these
in the dryer.
- Um, those aren't mine.
- I'm pretty sure
you're the only girl here
who wears
Hello Bunny underwear.
[girls giggling]
- They were on sale.
[girls giggling]
It's not funny.
- Right.
- Sorry.
- And Dana shouldn't be
leaving her skateboard here.
People put food on this table.
- Hey, Zoey, what's up
with your toenail?
- Oh, when I was seven,
I dropped a bowling ball on it.
- Hmm.
- Looks like a corn chip.
I like corn chips.
- Hey, have any of you guys
seen my skateboard?
I thought I left it here
on the--
[all gasp]
Okay.
Who left the skateboard there?
- If I were you, I'd run.
NICOLE: [screaming]
Don't touch me!
[all laughing]
- What are they
laughing about?
- I don't know.
You gonna eat those grapes?
- I was.
Why, you want 'em?
- No.
Yay.
- Hey, Nicole.
- Oh, hi, Brad.
[whispering]
He's on my cute lip chart.
What's up?
- Oh, I was just wondering...
Do you like these bunnies
on my underwear?
[boys snickering]
- Hey, Dana, you're
pretty coordinated, right?
Um, tell me,
is this the right way
to ride a skateboard?
Whoa!
- Okay,
I wanna know who told you,
and I wanna know now.
- What do you mean?
- She asked you a question.
- Hey, hey,
easy there, corn-chip toe.
- All right, that's it!
All girls
in the dorm lounge now!
[all talking at once]
- Girls! All right! Girls!
[whistles]
- How does she do that?
- Now, look,
someone in the girls' dorm
is spreading our personal
secrets all over the PCA campus.
- And we're gonna
find out who.
- How?
- Hey, I invented my own
lie detector machine
and it's over 98% accurate.
- How's it work?
- Well, I just connect
three wires
from the machine to your brain,
so that I can--
- Wait. How do you connect
the wires to our brain?
- Oh, I just have to make
a small incision
just below your left ear
so that I can--
- Incision?
- Quinn!
Nobody's taking
a lie detector test
if you have to do surgery
on our heads!
- It's one incision.
- Hey,
if Zoey's so afraid to take
a lie detector test, maybe
that's 'cause she's the one
who's been spreading
our personal secrets!
- Yeah, that's it!
- Come on!
I'm one of the victims!
Why would I spread secrets
about myself?
- To trick us!
- Nicole!
- Well...
[all shouting at once]
[mechanical whirring]
- Oh, oh, yes, yes.
This is awesome!
- I dunno, man,
I'm startin' to feel
a little guilty about this.
- Come on, man,
this is classic!
- Why didn't you take
the lie detector test?
- Because I'm not letting
that freak operate on my head!
[Logan laughing]
- It's one incision!
- Hey, aren't you
supposed to be at work
helping Chase deliver sushi?
- Nah,
I called in sick again.
Oh, this could turn into
a fist-fight!
- I know,
Zoey's about to mix it up
with that girl Vicki.
Zoom in, zoom in!
- Okay, hang on.
This is great!
You gotta love having
girls here at PCA.
- I know, man, right?
- Ha ha! This is awesome.
ZOEY: Okay,
here's what we know.
Somebody in the girls' dorm
is telling our secrets
all over campus.
- Right.
- Now, what else do we know?
- That pureed peas taste
way better
than creamed squash.
- Quinn, put down
the baby food and focus.
- Okay, why would one of
the other girls sell us out?
ZOEY: I don't know.
Wait.
When did this all start
happening?
- Um...
Oh, a few nights ago,
when we were playing
Confess or Stress.
- Yeah, the night
we ordered sushi.
- And Logan brought us
that big teddy bear.
- [whispering] Ready?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
[beeping]
[scanner squawking, beeping]
[beeping faster]
- That jerk!
- What?
- What does it say?
- You guys, let's go.
This way.
- Well?
- That bear is broadcasting
both audio and visual
transmissions
via broadband wavelengths
to a remote digital receiver.
- I knew it!
What does that mean?
- In English.
- There's a wireless webcam
in that bear.
- I knew it!
Wait, I still don't know
what that means.
- It means somebody's spying
on everything
we do and say
in the lounge.
Did you have anything
to do with it?
- Uh, come in?
- Did you put a camera
in a bear?
- I don't think so,
seeing as I don't
have a camera...
or a bear.
- Chase...
- Will you just tell me
what's goin' on here?
- That bear you and Logan
gave us?
It's got a webcam in it.
- What?
- [scoffs]
Don't act like you don't know.
- I'm not acting!
Zoey.
- Where's Logan's computer?
- Uh, over there.
What are you looking for?
- This.
Look, the girls' lounge.
- So this is why Logan's
been blowing off
work every night.
- Huh?
- He's been dumpin'
all his deliveries on me
so he can sit here
and spy on you guys.
- What a freak!
- I know! It's sick.
Oh, hey, there's Quinn.
Did she just eat a leaf?
- Stop looking!
It's wrong to spy on people!
- But that's a fake plant.
- Chase!
- Right.
You gotta get rid of that bear,
like now.
- Or not.
- Or not?
- Maybe we keep the bear
and have a little fun
with Logan.
- Ah, a little payback.
- Or a lotta payback.
Come with me.
CHASE: She's eating
a plastic plant.
- Okay, does everyone
know the plan?
ALL: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Good.
Remember, everybody be in
the girls' lounge
at 8:15 tonight.
I'll show up at around 8:20
and that's when
it all goes down.
- Wait. How do we know
for sure that
Logan'll be watching the webcam?
- Oh, don't worry about that.
We watch every night.
Like once, we saw her
dribble spaghetti sauce...
[chuckling] Down her shirt,
and then she...
[stops laughing]
But now I know it's wrong...
to spy on people.
Very, very wrong.
I'll make sure
he's watching. Okay?
- Okay, let's make sure
we have everything we need.
- Right. Quinn,
you got the cue cards?
- Got 'em right here.
- Nicole, you got
the breakaway vase
from the drama club?
- Breakaway vase, check!
- What's a breakaway vase?
- Oh, it's fake.
You can smash it over
someone's head
and it doesn't even hurt.
Check it out.
See?
- Um, Nicole...
- Right.
I'll get another one.
[cell phone ringing]
- What's up, Chase?
CHASE: Logan back yet?
- No, I don't know where--
Uh, sure, I will vote yes
on Prop 46.
Hello.
- What's up?
- Oh, nothing, nothing.
Hey!
You know what'd be fun
to do right now?
- What's that?
- Let's check out
the webcam,
you know, see what them girls
are up to.
- I vote yes
on that proposition.
- I know you do.
- Hey, sushi's here!
- Thanks, Chase.
We love the free sushi.
- Free sushi?
- How come they don't
have to pay?
- They're supposed to.
- Look, girls,
I don't know if I can keep
hooking you up
with all this free sushi.
I think my boss is starting
to get a little suspicious.
- Kazu?
- Yeah.
So listen, if anybody asks,
just say--
- Aha! I knew it!
- Kazu!
- Uh-oh!
- You've been stealing
all my sushi
and giving it to these girls!
- Um, uh,
no, that's not true!
- Yes, it is!
I'm going to tell the Dean...
[girls gasp]
And then you will be...
And then you will be...
- Be what?
- Quinn, next card!
- [whispers] Sorry.
- Expelled!
You will be expelled!
- Expelled?!
- Expelled?
- You're going to prison!
- No!
[crowd murmurs]
- Did you just see that?
- Yeah, she knocked
the dude out!
ZOEY: I'm sorry!
I panicked!
- He's out cold.
- Oh, no! Now we're all
gonna get expelled!
- This is insane!
- No!
Nobody's getting expelled.
- But he's gonna wake up
eventually
and tell the Dean
what happened!
- Yes! That's why we
have to get rid of him!
- Get rid of him?
- This is insane!
- Let's tie him up
and shove him in the closet.
- Right!
Then, late tonight,
when everyone's asleep,
we hot-wire his car,
and put Kazu in the trunk.
- And drive him to Mexico!
- Did she say Mexico?
- Si.
- But what if the Dean
finds out?
- She has a point.
- Hey!
He didn't see who hit him!
- Right!
We'll blame it all on...
On...Logan!
- Yes, Logan!
- Me?!
- Okay, we'll blame
the whole thing on Logan!
Stealing the sushi,
knockin' out Kazu, everything.
- They're gonna blame
everything on me!
- I heard!
- Okay, quick!
Let's tie up Kazu
and shove him in the closet!
- I got some duct tape!
- I gotta do something!
- Okay, okay, uh, uh...
Go get the Dean!
- Right,
I'll go tell the Dean.
I'm not gonna let Chase
and those insane girls frame me!
- You go get 'em, man!
You go get 'em, Logan!
[door closes]
[laughs]
[shower running, Dean singing]
- Dean Rivers!
- Ohh!
Logan!
What in the world
are you doing in my shower?
- Quick, put on your robe!
Come with me!
- But I'm shampooing!
- It's an emergency!
Hurry!
- I got suds in my eyes!
- There! There they are!
- Logan?
- Dean Rivers?
- What's up?
- You know what's up!
You've been stealing sushi
from Kazu,
and when he found out,
you knocked him in the head
with a vase, and they
shoved him in that closet!
DEAN RIVERS: A vacuum?
- You wanna borrow it?
- I know!
They probably already put Kazu
in the trunk of his car!
- What?
KAZU: Hello, children!
GIRLS: Kazu!
- How's it going, Kazu?
- Kazu?
- Oh, hey,
what's up, Logan?
- Oh, hello, Dean.
- What brings you here,
Kazu?
- Oh, I was
just helping Chase
with his deliveries
since Logan is sick.
But you don't look
so sick to me.
- He's not sick.
- Uhh, Kazu,
I can explain.
- So can I.
You're fired!
Ha-ha!
I feel like Donald Tr*mp.
- But you got whacked
with a vase!
- What?
- It's true!
- All right, Mr. Reese.
I think your little joke
has gone on far enough.
- It's not a joke!
I swear!
I saw everything!
See?
I put a webcam
in this teddy bear!
[girls gasping]
- Logan, I am shocked.
- I'm dismayed.
- You mean to tell me
you put a camera
in the girls' lounge
and you've been
spying on them?
LOGAN:
Well--well, yeah, but--
- All right, mister,
it's time you and I
had a little conference call
with your parents.
Sorry to interrupt
your evening, girls.
- But, Dean Rivers--
- Quiet!
You interrupted my shampoo
for nothing!
- Okay, who wants some sushi?
[all cheering]
- How beautiful is that?
- Gorgeous.
- Pretty nice.
[knock on door]
- Somebody order
some California rolls?
ZOEY: Yep.
Hey, you wanna come watch
the sunset on the beach?
- I'm workin'.
I can't go to the beach.
- You don't have to.
- Come here.
- Wow, nice.
How are you seeing this?
WOMAN:
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[dings]
MAN: Mmm.
QUINN: It's one incision!
01x03 - Webcam
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Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.
Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.