WOMAN: Are you ready?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
WOMAN:
♪ Rode over this morning ♪
♪ I opened my window... ♪
DUSTIN: Punch buggy red!
DAD: Ow!
ZOEY: Um, I don't think
that was a buggy.
DUSTIN: Oh. Sorry, Dad.
DAD: Yeah?
Tell that to my bruise.
ZOEY: Ooh, there it is!
Dad, hurry!
DAD: Relax.
We're almost there.
DUSTIN:
Uh, we better pull over.
Gotta pee.
ZOEY: Come on, Dustin.
Can't you wait?
I wanna get there.
DAD: Zoey, calm down.
I've never seen you so excited
to go to school before.
ZOEY: 'Cause I never went to
a school with cool dorm rooms
and swimming pools and a beach
across the street.
DAD:
You know, they also have some
of the best teachers
in the country.
ZOEY: Yeah, whatever.
Ooh, turn! Turn!
- Zoey!
Let go of the wheel.
You're gonna make me have
an accident.
DUSTIN: If you don't let me
out of this car,
I'm gonna have an accident.
- You can't hold it
for just five more minutes?
- I've got 20 ounces of water
in a 10-ounce bladder.
Stop the car!
- What, you're gonna go
behind a tree?
- Beats my pants.
- I'll pull over.
I will pull over.
WOMAN: ♪ Lookin' at you ♪
♪ I'm feelin' it lately ♪
♪ What I'm skipping to... ♪
- So...
First day
at a new boarding school,
living on your own,
away from home.
It's okay to be nervous.
- I'm not nervous.
- Yeah, I was talking to me.
- Come on,
were you this freaked out
when it was Dustin's
first year?
- Dustin?
What do you think?
- Stupid zipper.
Come on, come on!
- Do you not want me
to go to school here?
- No, no, I do.
Of course I do.
I just--it's just that
Pacific Coast Academy
has always been for boys only,
and your mom and I worry--
- I'll be okay.
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- What happened?
- Hungry squirrel.
Don't wanna talk about it.
Just drive!
WOMAN: ♪ I'm gonna make it ♪
♪ On my own... ♪
♪ 'Bout time ♪
♪ 'Bout time, time to go ♪
♪ If I don't dare to dream ♪
♪ I will never know ♪
♪ Gonna make it on my own ♪
♪ 'Bout time ♪
♪ 'Bout time... ♪
- Okay,
I'll, uh, go check
and see where your dorm is.
Dustin, start unpacking the car.
- All over it.
- Hey.
- Hey!
- Aah! Uhh!
- Are you okay?
- Um, yeah,
I was just, uh...
Checking the flag.
It's a flag.
- Um, I think
your arm's bleeding.
- Oh. Yeah.
Uh, it's all right.
You know, that--
that's what happens
when, um--
when I get wounded.
- [laughs]
Um, I'm Zoey.
- Chase.
So are you, like, a new student
here at PCA?
Okay, that was
a stupid question.
I mean, why else
would you be here?
I guess you could be, like,
dropping someone off
or, uh...you know what?
I'll bleed, you talk.
What's up?
- [chuckles]
Um, nothin' much.
And, yeah,
I'm a new student here.
- Cool. Yeah.
I think it's great
that PCA's
finally letting in girls,
and you probably do, too,
being a girl and all.
No offense.
- It's okay.
I'm used to it.
Been a girl my whole life.
- Okay. I got a map.
I'm just, uh--
your dorm is Butler Hall.
I'm just not sure where, um...
Hello.
- Uh, Dad, this is Chase.
Chase, this is my dad.
- Nice to meet you...
- Ah.
- Sir.
- Yeah.
- Um, you know, I, uh--
I pass by Butler
on the way to my dorm,
and if you wanted me
to walk you there...
- Ha-ha. No.
That's, uh--that's--
That's, um...
That'd be great.
Sure.
Um, I'll just take Dustin
to his dorm, then.
- Um, just, uh--
I'll just, uh, turn.
- Okay.
[sighs]
Take care of yourself, okay?
- Dad.
Um...
You can turn around now.
- Oh, right.
[laughs]
And over there's
the science building
where they have science classes,
and, uh, there's the library.
I hear they got
some books in there.
And let's see, cafeteria,
auditorium, Jim.
- That's the gym?
- Oh, no,
that's my bud Jim.
What's up, Jim?
- What's up, Jim?
I like Jim.
- Yeah, Jim's good people.
Room 101.
Here you go.
- Whoa!
This is my room?
[gasps]
Oh, my God!
I can see the ocean from here!
- And even more important,
your own mini fridge.
- Wow!
And a sandwich...
from 1988.
- Uh-oh! Get down!
[glass shatters]
Whew.
That was close.
- My hero.
- Well, um,
I better get going.
Oh, and be careful.
- Why be careful?
- Well, it's the first day
of school.
A lot of kids
like to pull pranks.
- Like hanging your bike
from a tree?
- Huh?
[laughter]
Oh, man!
Put that down,
you little freaks!
Oh, I gotta go!
Later.
- Later.
- Oh, and I forgot to say,
"Welcome to PCA."
- Go save your bike.
- Right.
[girl screams]
- Hi.
Did you just scream?
- I don't know.
Did it sound like this?
Aah!
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that was me.
- So what's the matter?
- That's the matter.
[dramatic music]
This is a girls' dorm,
and that is clearly
not for girls.
- Clearly.
Okay.
Well, I'm gonna head back
to my room.
- Wait.
What room are you in?
- 101.
- [shrieks]
- Wow, you scream a lot.
- I'm in 101!
We're roommates!
Should we hug?
Let's hug.
- [laughs]
Thanks.
I'm Zoey, by the way.
- I'm Nicole.
- Wow, who'd have thought
we'd meet by a urinal?
- Shh!
Don't say that out loud.
Why is it in here?
- 'Cause this used to be
a boys' dorm.
- Well, it creeps me out.
- You act like
it's the first time
you've seen one of these.
- Oh, please.
I wasn't born yesterday.
I know about boy stuff.
So how do they sit on it?
- We'll talk later.
Come on.
[rock music]
♪ ♪
Oh, hi.
- You know, you don't just
get this bed
because you got here first.
- Oh. Okay.
Well, do you want it?
- No.
I'm just making a point.
- Well, which bed
do you want?
- I don't care.
That one.
- But that's my stuff...
That I'll be moving.
- I'm Zoey.
This is Nicole.
I'm guessing you're...
cranky?
- Dana. Look.
I wanted my own room,
but they said
I'm required to share.
So I guess I'm stuck
with you two.
Just stay out of my way
and out of my stuff,
and we won't have a problem.
- She's awesome.
- She took my bed.
Oh, well.
- You want to go check out
the campus?
- Okay. Wait.
Do you hate this top?
I hate this top.
- It's a cute top.
- It's dorky.
- It's a little dorky.
- That's so mean.
- [sighs]
Hand me those scissors.
Take off the shirt.
- [laughs] Huh?
How did you do this?
You're like a wizard
with scissors.
I'm gonna call you
the scissor wizard.
- No, you're not.
- Okay.
- I'm open!
- Come on!
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
- Over here!
- I'm open!
- Okay.
- Over here!
[whistle blows]
COACH: All right, everybody!
Come on in!
Not bad, not bad.
Okay, remember,
tryouts are this Saturday.
So don't be late if you want
to make the team, okay?
See you then.
Ladies.
- You hear that?
We should try out.
- For basketball?
- Yeah.
You play sports?
- Does shopping count
as a sport?
- No.
- Then no.
- Well, I want to try out.
Come on.
Hi, guys.
- Hey, what's up, Zoey?
- What are they doing here?
- Thinking about trying out
for basketball.
- [laughs]
Well, you'd better think
some more.
- Excuse me?
- Uh, ladies,
it's really cute
that you want to try out,
but there's no girls' team
at PCA.
- So we'll try out
for the guys' team.
- Yeah.
Doesn't work that way.
Sorry.
- What's the matter, Logan?
You got a problem with girls?
- No.
They make cute cheerleaders.
[laughter]
- Okay, Logan,
tell you what.
I'll round up
my best five girls,
and you round up
your best five guys,
and we'll see who's better
at basketball.
- You serious?
- Zoey...
- I'm serious!
- Fine.
- Good.
- Friday?
- Why not?
- You're on.
- See you here!
- Wanna make out?
- No! Eww!
♪ ♪
- Okay,
how many of you
have ever played
on a basketball team?
Okay.
How many of you would say
you're good at basketball?
- Um, I once made
a basketball explode.
- How?
- Chemicals.
- Okay...
[chuckles]
- Look, this is stupid.
- Yeah, there is no way
we're gonna b*at the guys
at basketball.
[crowd murmuring]
- Look, this is not about
b*ating them.
This is about proving we can do
anything they can do.
- Except use
those urinal thingies,
which apparently
they don't sit on.
- Guys,
this is about respect!
- What's so respectable
about a bunch of girls
getting their butts b*at?
You know what?
I'm out of here.
- Dana!
Come on, guys!
Guys!
- And then there were six.
- Well, that's enough
for a basketball team.
And the game's not till Friday.
So we're gonna practice hard,
and we're gonna win!
- We're gonna lose.
- [sighs]
No, we're gonna lose bad.
- [whines] My legs are sore.
- My hair is sore.
- Well, we still have
three more days to practice,
so maybe--
- Face it, Zoey.
You're the only girl on our team
who can play this game.
The rest of us are suckish.
- No, you're not.
- Is "suckish" a word?
[thud]
- Hey, you could have
hit somebody!
LOGAN: I tried!
See you Friday!
[distant laughter]
- What's the note say?
- "Girls got no game.
You're gonna lose."
What's this?
[shrieks]
[hip-hop music]
MAN: ♪ Yeah, come on ♪
♪ Who really
has a thirst to ball? ♪
♪ Which one of y'all
will be the first to fall? ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm balling,
I'm balling ♪
♪ I'm balling, I'm balling ♪
♪ Who really
has the thirst... ♪
- Zoey?
Are all these kids here
to watch us?
- Yeah. I guess
they want to see the game.
Come on, let's warm up.
MAN: ♪ B-ball
is my favorite sport ♪
♪ But don't step to me
'cause I own the court ♪
♪ I take it straight up,
reverse windmill... ♪
- Hey, girls, a little tip.
Try to make the ball
go in the basket.
- And here's a tip for you.
Try to make words
not come out of your mouth.
DUSTIN: Psst! Zoey!
Psst! Zoe!
- Dustin?
- Hey!
Good luck in the game.
I hope you win,
but I can't root for you.
- Why not?
- The guys said
if I root for the girls,
they'd shave off my eyebrows.
- Oh, don't let them
scare you.
- Too late.
I'm way past scared.
Anyway, good luck.
- Thanks.
[whistle blows]
- Okay, welcome to
the first ever
guys versus girls
basketball game
at Pacific Coast Academy.
[cheers and applause]
We'll play two 15-minute halves.
Okay, let's get this game
started.
- Zoey, play good.
- You too. Good luck.
- Don't need it.
[whistle blows]
MAN: ♪ I've got my game on ♪
♪ I'm gonna bring it to you ♪
♪ And there'll be nothing ♪
♪ Nothing you can do ♪
- That's 2.
MAN: ♪ 'Cause I'm invincible ♪
- I'm open! I'm open!
MAN: ♪ So give me that ball ♪
[crowd groans]
♪ Just give me that ball ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You'll never touch me ♪
♪ 'Cause I've got
all the moves ♪
♪ Gonna jump ♪
♪ Right out of your shoes ♪
♪ Then slam and jam ♪
♪ I can do it all ♪
♪ So give me that ball ♪
[crowd cheering]
♪ So give me that ball ♪
♪ ♪
♪ So give me that ball ♪
♪ And get out of my way ♪
♪ Just give me that ball ♪
♪ I'm gonna fly today... ♪
- Aah!
MAN: ♪ Or I'll just
take it away ♪
♪ Give me that ball ♪
[laughter]
♪ Just give me that ball ♪
- Yeah!
MAN: ♪ I'm gonna take you ♪
♪ Take you
straight to the moon ♪
♪ Then shake and bake you ♪
♪ For the alley-oop... ♪
- We're playing a game!
MAN: ♪ 'Cause I can play
off the wall ♪
♪ So give me that ball ♪
♪ Yeah,
just give me that ball ♪
♪ Can't stop me ♪
♪ Show me what you got,
wanna play some D? ♪
- Aah!
[laughter]
MAN: ♪ Rejection
back in your face... ♪
[chatter, laughter]
♪ So give me that ball ♪
♪ And get out of my way,
just give me that ball ♪
♪ I...
came to play! ♪
- Aah!
[whistle blows]
[crowd booing]
[whistle blows]
[crowd booing]
- Boo!
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
Oh.
That's not good.
COACH: Okay, let's see.
- Sorry, dude.
Better watch where you're going.
- Whoa! Whoa!
Hey, hey!
Come on, everybody,
back to your benches.
[applause]
- Here, drink this.
- Can she still play?
- No. I don't think
that's a good idea.
In fact, I think you should
go up to the nurse's office
and let her
take a look at you.
- Uh, excuse me,
but have you noticed
she's the only girl on our team
who can play this game?
- Yes, I think everyone here
has noticed that.
[buzzer sounds]
- Great. Now we have to play
another half.
- Can't we just quit?
This is humiliating!
- Maybe we should
just forfeit. Zoey?
- You guys forfeit.
I'm playing.
♪ ♪
- Man, that chick
doesn't know when to quit.
- [sighs]
We can't let her play alone.
- Why can't we?
I think we can.
[whistle blasts]
- Come on!
[cheers and applause]
- Okay, guys,
let's really try to focus and--
- Can I play?
- Um, we kind of have
a full team.
- Bye!
- I guess you're in.
- You any good?
[vibrant rock music]
MAN: ♪ Go! ♪
- Now, just pass me the ball
whenever you can
and stay out of the way.
- Works for me!
MAN: ♪ I said,
are you gonna be my girl? ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ It's 1, 2, 3, take my hand
and come with me ♪
♪ Because you look so fine ♪
♪ That I really wanna
make you mine ♪
♪ I said you look so fine ♪
♪ That I really wanna
make you mine ♪
♪ 4, 5, 6,
come on and get your kicks ♪
♪ Now, you don't need money ♪
♪ With a face like that,
do you? ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ Well, I can see ♪
♪ You home with me ♪
♪ But you were with
another man, yeah ♪
♪ I know we... ♪
- You're pretty good at this.
- Yep.
MAN: ♪ Before I let you
get away, yeah ♪
- Come on, girls!
You can win! Let's go!
♪ ♪
- Hey, man,
what are you doing?
- Rooting for my sister.
You got a problem with that?
Come on, Zoey,
show 'em what you got!
- Yeah, let's go, girls!
Come on!
- Girls, girls, girls, girls...
ALL: Girls, girls,
girls, girls, girls...
[vibrant rock music]
MAN: ♪ I can see ♪
♪ You home with me ♪
♪ But you were with
another man, yeah ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ I know we ain't got
much to say... ♪
- Two seconds! sh**t!
MAN: ♪ Before I let you ♪
♪ Get away, yeah ♪
♪ Be my girl, be my girl ♪
♪ Are you gonna be my girl? ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
[buzzer sounds]
[crowd groans]
[light applause]
- It was close.
Just not enough time.
- Well, look who lost.
Hope you learned your lesson.
- I sure did.
How would you two girls
like to join
the basketball team?
- What? Coach!
- I'll think about it.
- Fair enough.
What about you, Zoey?
I think you'd make
an excellent point guard.
- Sure, I'll play.
- Coach,
I play point guard!
- Yeah.
Sometimes things change.
- Coach, are you seriously
gonna put a girl on our team?
- Hey, you catch on quick
for a guy.
[laughter]
Bye, teammate.
- Later.
- Bye, Logan.
- Bye.
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
WOMAN: ♪ What you doin',
sexy thing ♪
♪ To win over me? ♪
- Okay, okay, listen up!
Turn the music down.
Shh, shh!
Okay, for rallying
the girls together
and showing the boys
that we're just as much
a part of this school
as they are,
let's hear it for Zoey!
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you, thank you.
And for our MVP who kept us
from getting our butts kicked,
give it up for Dana Cruz!
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
WOMAN: ♪ What's the deal... ♪
[indistinct chatter]
- Hi.
- What do you want?
- Well, me and the guys
just came down here
to tell you that we're sorry
for playing
a little rough today.
- Yeah, and that
not all of us guys here at PCA
feel the same way as Logan.
- Thanks.
- Is that it?
- No.
Um, we also heard
you got pizza.
- And cake.
- Oh, so you want pizza.
- And cake.
- Well, give 'em some food,
turn up the music,
and let's get this party
started, yo!
[laughs]
What?
[laughter]
WOMAN: ♪ Can you feel
the groove? ♪
♪ I can make you move... ♪
- Uh, I'm really glad
that you made the team.
- Thanks. Me too.
- So, uh,
you think the girls
are gonna like it
here at PCA?
- Yeah, I do.
You know, after we make
a few little changes.
- Is it ready?
- Almost!
- One more turn and...
Ta-da!
[girls cheering]
- How do you start it?
[urinal flushes]
ALL: Ooh!
[applause]
[cheering and laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
WOMAN: ♪ Yeah, yeah, you ♪
♪ Just gotta let it loose ♪
♪ And do what
you choose to do ♪
♪ Don't walk away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
[ding]
MAN: Mmm.
QUINN: Let's get this party
started, yo!
01x01 - Welcome to PCA
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Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.
Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.