02x16 - More Monster Blood

[bunniefuu]

[ Wind Whistling ]

[ Dog Barking ]

[ Man ]
Goosebumps.

Viewer beware.

You're in for a scare.

[ Chuckles ]

- Can I ask you something?
- [ Woman Snoring ]

Is that really true
about the monster blood?

- I already told you it was.
- [ Boy ] Hey, punk.

Not you.
The other punk.

What's this monster blood junk
you guys are talking about?

- Just leave me alone, Conan.
- Yeah, you gonna make me?

Hey, Conehead, why don't you
just give it a rest, huh?

Butt out, Julia.

I just wanna know what
this monster blood stuff is.

Monster blood? What's that?

This guy's been telling me about
this monster blood stuff...

that almost totally destroyed
a whole neighborhood.

Yeah? Right.

You don't have to believe me,
but it's true.

His name's Evan.
This is Julia.

And the Neanderthal is Conan.

Watch it, bozo.

So tell me about
this monster blood.

Basically, monster blood is
this green kind of oozy stuff...

that grows and devours
everything in its path.

And it almost swallowed him
up, but his dog saved him.

It's true. At first,
Trigger ate some of it,

and he grew up to
the size of a house.

Then we destroyed
the monster blood,

and he returned to his normal size.

- Trigger's on the plane too.
- Yeah.

He's down below with the suitcases.

[ Laughs ]
Who is this guy?

That's the dumbest story
I've ever heard.

Curtis, you'd believe anything.

I didn't say I believed it.

So you guys are all friends?

We went to camp together.
I don't think Conan has any friends.

No, I'm not little Miss Rich Girl who
can buy all the friends she needs.

You know what?
You're so lame.

Look, you don't have to believe me.

But it's true. I was there.

Sure, and I was there when
my cousin turned into a werewolf.

[ Howls, Laughs ]

Return to your seat, please.
Dinner will be served soon.

It's about time.
I'm starved.

I bet Trigger's gettin' hungry too.

Poor boy.

[ Barking ]

[ Snoring ]

And I thought the food
at the camp was gross.

[ Julia ] Well, it's better than
the stuff we get at school.

You should've seen my old school.
They served this pudding.

It had this skin-- It was like
you could play drums on it.

This stuff's even worse.

I mean, I don't even know
what it's supposed to be.

Excuse me. Excuse me?

I don't think I should be eating this.
I'm allergic to stuff.

- What kind of stuff?
- All milk products, all food additives,

monosodium glutamate, monocalcium
phosphates, peanuts, shellfish,

bee stings, fur-bearing
animals, synthetic fabrics...

as well as all pollen spores and fungi.

Oh, and mints.

When we were at camp, all he'd
eat was parsnip juice and tofu.

It's really not that bad.

[ Slithering ]

- [ Thump ]
- Did you feel that?

- [ Man ] Sure did.
- Better check this out.

[ Snoring Continues ]

- [ Snorts ]
- [ Girl Laughs ]

A giraffe.
That's pretty good.

Thanks.

So--

Do you live in Atlanta?

My dad just got transferred there.

I'm just flying out now
to meet him and my mom.

Hmm.

So, um, did you guys all know each
other before you went to camp?

Well, we all go
to the same school,

but we don't really hang
out or anything at home.

Maybe I'll be
in the same school as you.

Maybe.

- I could introduce you around.
- That'd be cool.

Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, I'll take a look.

I gotta go below.

The captain thinks there's some
cargo rolling around down there.

I'll hold down the fort.

[ Whistling ]

Whoa.

What a mess.

What is this?

[ Gurgling ]

[ Screams ]

- [ Screams ]
- [ Evan ] What's wrong?

- [ Laughing ]
- Help me! Help me!

[ Woman ] Stewardess!

I've got it. Okay?
I've got it. It's gone.

[ Conan ] It's just a little ant.
I got it from that old lady's flower.

You're such a creep, Conan.

If I have to settle
you boys down one more time,

I will have the captain
back here to speak to you.

- Is that understood?
- Yes, ma'am.

- He started it.
- That's right.

Now, I don't care. You're
disturbing the other passengers.

Return to your seats.

- [ Passengers Chattering ]
- [ Woman ] Stewardess.

Ha, ha!

[ Snoring, Snorting ]

- Oh. [ Chuckles ]
- Uh--

- Okay.
- Yeah. Sorry.

- It's okay. No problem.
- Yeah.

Ow. Ah, gee!

[ Grunts ]

[ Rattling ]

He's been in there 10 minutes.

[ Man ]
Ten minutes.

[ Woman ]
Can I go before you? Because--

[ Man ]
I don't think so.

[ Slithering ]

No. It can't be.

I was workin' on my computer,
and I looked away for just a second.

I looked back, and it was gone.
It vanished.

- Monster blood!
- What?

It's here. Monster blood.
You gotta believe me.

- Tell the captain to land the plane.
- [ Cabin Bell Dings ]

Can I talk to you for half a sec?

Uh, you may not be aware of this,

but causing a panic on an
aircraft is a federal offense.

- [ Bell Dings ]
- You could get in serious trouble for this.

Now stay in your seat.
Am I making myself clear?

I don't care.
You gotta do something.

- It's in the bathroom.
- [ Sighs ]

What is in the bathroom?

I already told you!
The monster blood!

[ Conan ]
Here he goes again.

You don't understand.
It can swallow us all!

Just relax, ladies and gentlemen.
Nothing to worry about.

- [ Bell Dinging ]
- You, move it.

What about my computer?

Stay away from that door!
It's in there!

Nothing to be alarmed about.

This is your flight attendant.

Everything all right in there?

Do you require any assistance?

Hello?

Don't open it!

[ Woman ]
Ooh! Ow.

- It was empty.
- I saw it in there. I know I did.

It's escaped.
We have to find it.

The only thing that you are
going to find is your seat--

for the rest of this flight.

- I'm so sorry.
- [ Woman ] That's all right.

I know you guys think
I'm crazy, but it's true.

Tell her that
I'm not just making this up.

He's not with us.
We don't even know this guy.

Total space cadet.

Then where did the guy go?
The door was locked from the inside.

I'll grant you it's peculiar.

But that is no excuse for frightening
everyone with this nonsense.

Let's try to be logical, okay?

We're hurtling through
the sky at 37,000 feet.

Where could it have
possibly come from?

A little piece could have
gotten into Evan's suitcase.

[ Evan ]
Well, it's possible.

It doesn't take much.
It grows for no reason.

It just keeps growing
and growing and growing.

[ Bell Continues Dinging ]

Have you seen
the other flight attendant?

- No.
- I haven't.

All of you sit tight.
I'll be right back.

I'm not lying, you guys.
You've gotta help me convince them.

I need to get through, please.

[ Gasps ]

- [ Hatch Banging ]
- [ Whimpering ]

- [ Banging Continues ]
- [ Whimpering Continues ]

- [ Loud Slurp ]
- [ Whimpering Stops ]

- [ Groans ]
- [ Loud Slurp ]

Evan, she said to wait here.

I don't care.
I know what I saw.

Now, if I don't come right back,

promise me that you'll go to the
captain and make him land this plane.

- Get serious.
- I've never been more serious in my life.

Monster blood is on this plane.
I saw it, and I heard it.

Heard it?

Yeah, when it crawled
under the bathroom door.

So what does it sound like?

[ Sighs ]
I can't explain it, but it's awful.

Kind of a slurping sound.
It's hard to put into words.

But once you've heard it,
you never forget it.

[ Loud Slithering ]

- [ Slurping ]
- [ Yelps ]

[ Slurping ]

- Oh!
- [ Screams ]

[ Slurping Continues ]

- Now do you believe me?
- We believe you--

- [ Loud Belch ]
- big time.

[ Thunderclaps ]

- [ Conan ] It ate them.
- And we're next.

- Maybe it's full.
- I don't think it gets full.

It's all your fault.
You brought this stuff on board.

I don't need your--

I don't care! This stuff's
gonna get us, thanks to you.

No, it's not! Just shut up!

Yes, it is. I don't wanna shut up.
It's his fault!

[ Loud Whistle ]
We need to approach this rationally.

There's nothing rational
about this stuff.

Last time, it stayed runny.
This time, it's more "blobby."

I think I prefer the smooth
to the chunky style.

[ Airplane Hull Shakes ]

Everybody split up.
Maybe we can confuse it.

- [ Conan ] Will that work?
- I don't know. I'm learning as I go.

- [ Muttering ]
- [ Slurps ]

[ Slurping ]

Too cool.

What, that we're gonna
be a midnight snack?

No. It went after that cassette
player. It senses movement.

- [ Hull Shakes ]
- I think you're right.

[ Evan ] Conan! Start throwin'
stuff-- everything you can find!

- [ Slurping ]
- Yeah? Here!

Eat that!
[ Indistinct ]

Something's happening.
Look!

Everybody down!

[ All Groaning ]

- Oh, man! - Gross!
- That's disgusting.

No.
It's an incredible discovery.

Airline food
makes the monster blood sick.

- [ Evan ] Maybe that's how we can stop it.
- Or at least slow it down.

Now what's the plan?
It's looking mean and green again.

[ Julia ]
Somebody think of something.

I have an idea.

They keep the food cart in
the back of the plane, right?

If we feed it enough airline food,
we might k*ll it.

[ Conan ] How are we supposed
to get to the cart?

Okay, um, it's too risky to
climb over the seats, right?

It'd sense our movement
and att*ck for sure, right?

The bins overhead are like a tunnel.

We could just crawl past the monster
blood to the back of the plane.

- Come on. Let's get this outta here.
- Come on, guys. Hurry.

- I'll go.
- No. I don't think you'll fit.

- She-She'll fit.
- Curtis, it looks like it's up to you.

But she'll fit.

There's dust up there.

Allergies are the least
of your worries right now.

[ Conan ] Come on, Curtis.
You're our only hope.

- [ Julia ] You can do it.
- Right.

My mom's gonna k*ll me.

[ Julia ] Come on, you guys.
It's coming. Hurry.

Okay. Now, once you get
past the monster blood,

go right to the food.

Don't worry about us.
Get-- Get to the food.

Okay?

[ Grunts ]

[ Curtis Coughing ]

[ Curtis Sneezes ]

[ Grunting ]

It's dusty, man. Uh!

Hey, you guys!
I made it!

[ Hull Shakes ]

- [ Julia ] Curtis!
- Try to stay still!

- Curtis! Get the cart! Go for the cart!
- No!

- [ Hull Shakes ]
- [ Groaning ]

Conan!

- [ Julia ] No!
- Hey! Tall, green and ugly!

Come here, you big green blob.

Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size?

Hurry up. Get the cart.

Aw, no!

It's comin' right for me.

[ Screaming ]
No!

Conan!

- [ Screams ]
- Conan!

Evan, no!

Aw, man.

- [ Hull Shakes ]
- It just swallowed him.

The food cart!

- It won't move!
- The brakes must be on.

There's gotta be
a switch or something.

Well, I can't find it.

I'll try to stall it.

- Yeah, yeah! Here I am!
- Julia! No!

Come and get me! Yeah, you!
Big, green and ugly!

- I got it! Now try it!
- Yes! Ready?

Come on!

- Banzai!
- [ Yells ]

[ Slurping ]

[ Belching ]

[ Groans ]
Gross.

[ Belches ]

[ On PA ] Ladies and gentlemen,
we'll be starting our descent soon.

At this time, I'd like to ask
you to close your tray table...

and return your chair
to the full upright position.

- [ Man Groaning ]
- [ Woman ] Ow.

- [ Woman ] How--
- [ Woman ♪2 ] Oh, my head.

Can you get off my foot, please?

- Thank you.
- [ People Chattering ]

Conan.

- Yep. That's me.
- [ Curtis ] All right! Conan!

[ Woman Snoring ]

[ Laughs ]
My computer.

It automatically saved.
All right.

- Great.
- Yeah!

[ Chattering Continues ]

- [ Barking ]
- All right! Trigger!

Hey.
Hey, guys, this is Trigger.

- Trigger, Trigger.
- [ Sneezes ]

[ Airplane Descending ]

[ Captain ] That's it? That's
what caused all of this damage?

What the heck is this stuff anyway?

I told you, Captain.
It's monster blood.

I need a suit like this.
No germs.

Yeah. Come on, Curtis.
I want you to meet my family.

Conan. What was it like
being inside the monster blood?

It was kind of like being
stuck inside a giant nose.

[ Laughs ]

Call me if you feel like it.

I know what it's like to
be the new kid in town.

- Thanks.
- Mmm.

And thanks for, well,
you know, what you did.

Hey.
It was the highlight of my summer.

[ Laughs ]

Oh.
I almost forgot my jacket.

I'll be right back.
Uh, sorry. Sorry.

So then I go back,
I call for the steward,

and I get this green stuff
on my hand.

And the next thing I know--

[ Chittering ]

[ Screams ]