03x05 - Click

[bunniefuu]

[ Wind Whistling ]

[ Man ]
Viewer, beware.

You're in for a scare.

Goosebumps.

Oh, finally.

- You're in trouble.
- What for?

Mom told you to quit ordering junk
out of that magazine.

Yeah? Well, it's my money.
I can do what I want with it.

That's not what Mom says.

I'm sick and tired
of Mom and everyone else

telling me what to do all the time.

Just once I want
to do things my own way.

Mom, Seth bought some more junk.

"Possess Ultimate Control."

Cool.

[ Audience Cheering ]

[ Music Playing ]

[ Music Continues Playing ]

[ Audience Screaming ]

Hey, than--

[ TV Announcer ]
We interrupt this program to bring you

this important message
from Armchair Electronics.

Hello. I'm Tony Valter

the president of Armchair Electronics.

Congratulations on your purchase

of the Verona XG-20
Universal Remote Control.

[ Remote Control Buzzing ]

For your own safety,

please follow all instructions
and warnings carefully.

[ TV Announcer ] And now back
to our regularly scheduled program.

- ...I mean, contestants.
- [ TV Audience Applauding ]

[ TV Host ] Suiting up for the blue
we've got Kyle and Mandy.

- [ TV Playing Loudly ]
- [ Dog Barking ]

- Turn it down!
- I was here first.

Go practice in your room
or something.

I don't have to.

How am I supposed to watch TV
with you tapping your brains out?

How am I supposed to practice
with the TV so loud?

- [ Dog Continues Barking ]
- [ Grunting ]

Turn it down, Seth!

- [ Mom ] Seth, let Jamie practice.
- [ Laughs ]

...'Cause someone's gonna
be covered in slime right after this.

[ TV Audience Cheering ]

Jamie?

Jamie? Bugsy?

- [ TV Audience Cheering ]
- [ Wheel Spinning ]

I don't believe it.

Jamie?

No way.

Always be sure to keep the Verona
XG-20 Universal Remote Control

away from children.

It's not a toy.

[ Quivering ]

Jamie?

Jamie?

Snap out of it, Jamie.

What's going on?

Jamie? Jamie!

- [ Barking ]
- That's better.

Ah-ha.

Oh, cool.

Now a little tint.

Maybe a little less.
[ Chuckles ]

This is amazing.
[ Chuckling ]

Cool.

[ Lawn Mower Whirring ]

[ Chuckling ]

[ Chuckling ]
All right.

[ Lawn Mower Continues Whirring ]

[ Bicycle Bell Rings ]

Hmm, let's see. Rewind.

- Fast forward.
- [ Bicycle Bell Rings ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Bicycle Bell Rings ]

[ Bicycle Bell Rings ]

[ Chuckles ]

Cool.

Whoa!

- Cool eject.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

[ Mom ]
Seth, can you get that?

[ Phone Continues Ringing ]

Hello?

[ Tony ]
The XG-20 Universal Remote Control.

Can be used in a variety of situations.

- But, remember, like any other thing...
- Who is this?

...it should be used properly
and only in moderation.

- Hello?
- [ Dial Tone Ringing ]

Hello?

I swear, I'm not lying.
It's the coolest thing you've ever seen.

Seth, you got to
stop talking like this.

I can't hang out
with somebody who thinks

that they can control the world,
with a TV remote.

[ Children Chattering ]

- Hey, you want some of this, huh?
- No.

- See that?
- Yeah.

Richard Homan picked on me
everyday last year, right?

He'll never change.

Wanna bet?

- Hey, want it back, huh? Huh?
- Come on, give it back.

Hey, what's the matter, Homan?
You tired of buggin' me?

- [ Homan ] Hey, buzz off, Gold.
- [ Groans ]

Before you get between
his face and my fist. Eh?

Ooh.

What do you think
you're gonna do with that?

What am I gonna do, huh?

- [ Seth ] Check this out.
- [ Homan ] Ooh, I'm sorry.

You didn't answer that
in the form of a question.

[ Laughing ]

Mothers who suck their thumbs,
and the children who love them.

- That's up next on today's show.
- [ Both Laughing ]

Ooh! Hello, friends.
Didn't see you come in.

Can you say Homan is a bully?

[ Both ]
Homan is a bully.

I knew that you could.

[ Laughing ]

Uh, I don't feel so well.

[ Grunts ]

- [ School Bell Ringing ]
- Whoa! I'm out of here.

So, what do you think?
[ Laughing ]

- [ Phone Ringing ]
- [ Gasps ]

[ Tony ]
There are several dos and don'ts

when it comes to using the
XG-20 Universal Remote Control.

- [ Grunts ]
- Let's review.

[ Computer Beeping ]

"Do use the XG-20 Remote Control
to its full potential."

"Do use it for good.

"Don't misuse its powers.

- Don't let it control you."
- [ School Bell Ringing ]

All right. Put your
English assignments away.

You can finish them as homework.

Take out a pencil.

We are going to have a pop quiz.

[ Students Groaning ]

Oh, man. I didn't study.

So what? Neither did I.

You got to
start thinking bigger, Kev.

Studying is a thing of the past.

Huh?

This isn't funny, Seth.

[ Kevin ] It was funny with Homan,
but this is bad, Seth.

Here it is.

This test'll be a breeze, Kev.

- [ Kevin ] We shouldn't do this.
- Answers.

That's cheating.

So what?
It's not like we're gonna get caught.

What's happening to you, Seth?

Please be quiet. I'm, uh,
trying to take a test.

I feel an "A-plus" coming on,
don't you?

[ Students Chattering ]

- [ Dog Barking ]
- [ Gasps ]

[ Car Door Slams ]

"Caution.

"Continual misuse of the Verona
XG-20 Universal Remote Control

"will void the warranty and
the consequences can be severe."

Yeah, right.

[ Man Chattering On TV ]

[ Man On TV ]
Well, we've got a great deal...

[ Laughing ]

...deadly duo, Smashing Sam
and Jumping Joe!

Knock it off, Jamie.

[ Woman On TV ]
It's the b*mb week.

- Hey, put that down.
- I want to watch something else.

Jamie, put it down.

Are you crazy?

You broke it, Jamie.

Mom, Seth's hogging again.

[ Mom ]
Seth, give your sister the remote.

Seth, you heard your mother.
Give your sister the remote.

[ Sighs ]

Look, guys, I'm sorry,

but sometimes,
you just drive me nuts.

Now I hope during this brief time-out

you'll chill a little bit.

[ Remote Control Buzzing ]

[ Remote Control Continues Buzzing ]

Look.

Oh, man! I knew something
like this was gonna happen.

- [ Remote Control Buzzing ]
- I'm pressing the play button but, nothing.

Must've broken
when it hit the floor.

We got to fix this.

- Maybe we can take it to a repair shop.
- [ Sighs ]

Kev, this isn't just
some ordinary remote.

[ Sighs ]

Let's call the place
that you got it from

- and ask them what to do.
- Good idea.

Here it is, Armchair Electronics.

[ Phone Ringing ]

No one's answering.

How could a business
not answer the phone?

Have you got their address?

No, it doesn't say.

[ Phone Ringing ]

Hello?

[ Tony ] If you have any questions
regarding our products

- It's him.
- ...please don't hesitate to call our answer line.

Hello?

Or if you prefer,
you may visit our showroom

at 26040 North Sandburg Place.

Well, this is it.

This can't be right.

"Armchair Electronics."

I can't stand this anymore.
I got to do something.

- What are you gonna do?
- Whatever it takes.

[ Kevin ] But you don't know
anything about fixing stuff.

I don't care.
I can't just leave them there.

- Gives me the creeps.
- What if you make it worse?

Trust me,
how could I make it worse?

- [ Seth ] Hello.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

- Tony?
- [ Tony ] Never attempt to service

the Verona XG-20
Universal Remote Control.

Opening the back of the device
is dangerous.

Please consult an authorized dealer.

No, don't hang up.

We tried an authorized dealer
but... hello?

Hello?

He hung up again.

I got to fix this thing.

- This isn't a good idea, Seth.
- Shh!

[ Seth ]
Ah, this must be what's rattling.

Looks like it fits in here.

- [ Sparking ]
- What was that?

[ Seth ]
I don't know.

Maybe we fixed it.

Here we go.

- Oh, no.
- Maybe the batteries are low.

Try shaking it.
That always works on our remote.

[ Sighs ]

Well, I'm waiting for an apology.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mom.

- Sorry, Jamie.
- Don't even think about it.

Oh, my gosh, look at the time.

I'm starving.

- Have we had dinner yet?
- [ Man Chattering On TV ]

Good to hear
your voice again, Dad.

[ Seth Whispering ]
Let's go.

It worked.

Man, that was close.
Could we get rid of this thing now?

- But I fixed it.
- Seth.

[ Sighs ]
All right.

Put it right in the bottom.

- There.
- What time do they pick up the trash?

Not soon enough for me.

- Yeah. See you tomorrow.
- See you.

[ Dog Barking ]

[ Chuckling ]
What am I, crazy?

[ Whistling ]

Come to papa.

[ Laughing ]

[ Students Chattering ]

[ Exhales ]

Oh! Hi, Kev.

I thought we threw
that thing away last night.

- We did.
- Then what are you doing with it?

Well, I-- I tried to get rid of it

but it kept on magically
appearing in my room.

You're lying, Seth.
And not very well.

So what if I am?
Leave me alone.

Seth, you've got to
get rid of that thing.

It's changed you.

You're right it's changed me.

- I'm not a wimp any more.
- But it's dangerous.

You almost turned your family
into a permanent still life.

I know why you're mad.

'Cause you didn't get
to the garbage can first.

Maybe you did.
But you weren't quick enough.

Seth, you're being a jerk.

- Now give me the remote.
- No.

- [ Kevin ] Give it to me.
- You can't have it.

[ Grunts ]

Seth...

Try that again
and you'll really be sorry,

friend.

[ Phone Ringing ]

[ Tony ]
You've misused your gift,

even after repeated warnings.

This is your last chance.

Remember,
the consequences are severe.

- Quit buggin' me.
- Give me the remote.

No!

[ Panting ]

- Give me the remote, Seth.
- Back off.

Kevin, back off.

Give it to me!

Back off, Kevin.

Seth, don't do it!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello!

[ Remote Control Beeping ]

Oh, no. "Battery low."

We hope you enjoy your new
Verona XG-20 Universal Remote Control.

If treated with proper care,

it will bring you
a lifetime of enjoyment.

No, Tony, wait!

All I need are some batteries!