01x01 - Operation: I.-S.C.R.E.A.M./Operation: C.A.N.N.O.N.

[bunniefuu]

All: [ monotone ]

♪ Happy birthday

♪ It's your birthday

♪ Happy birthday

♪ Not our birthday

♪ Happy birthday

♪ Birthday, hooray

Together:

[ Monotone ] splendid.

Now while I eat

Our birthday cake,

You may sing it again!

[ Groaning ]

All: ♪ happy birth...

[ Screaming ]

[ Gasping, screaming ]

Ugh!

[ Screaming ]

Oh-oh-oh-oh,

Oh-oh!

[ Screaming ]

Status report, numbuh 5.

As per operation cake...

Party guests evacuated,

Cake located,

And party clown neutralized.

[ Honk ]

Prepare the cake for transport

Back to headquarters

While I have a word

With the delightful children

From down the lane.

Well, if it isn't

The kids next door.

Have you arrived to abscond

With my birthday cake

Like you do every year?

Precisely.

- It's better than watching - you spoiled snobs eat it

By yourselves.

- So let's do this - the easy way.

Hand over the cake,

And we'll be on our way.

But we were just about to play

Some party games.

Please stay.

Whoa!

We insist.

It's always the hard way

With you goody-goody

Little creeps, isn't it?

Numbuh 4. [ Snaps ]

- Right. - First, I'm gonna clean

Your adult-loving,

Prissy, little clocks,

And then we'll be taking

That cake.

No party games, wallace?

You wouldn't want to disappoint

Our friend laura, would you?

I got invited

To a birthday party!

b*at it, squirt!

I got no time

For no party games.

There's no party games?

[ Strained ]

But i... Love...

Party... Games!

Oh, did I forget to mention

Laura's little... Condition?

Meet...

The big badolescent.

[ Deep voice ]

Me want party games...

Now!

Now! Now!

Now!

Now!

Delightful children:

What do you say

To playing

Some party games... Now?

Fine.

We'll play your little

Party games for now.

As a matter of fact,

We're about to break open

The greatest piñata ever.

Yay!

Party-game time!

[ Normal voice ] ooh.

Ugh.

Come on! Let's go

To the game room.

Ugh!

[ Singsong voice ]

Greatest piñata ever!

Greatest piñata ever!

I've seen better.

Now, remember, kuki, dear,

The harder you swing,

The more candy you get.

Candy!

Candy!

Candy!

No, numbuh 3, do...

Ugh!

Candy!

- No! You're hitting... - Ugh!

Candy, candy, candy!

- Stop! - You've got to... Ow!

How'd I do?

How'd I do?

[ Grunting ]

- [ Deep voice ] - no peeking!

[ Laughing ]

Your turn.

Ohh! Ohh!

Ohh! Ohh!

Huh?! Huh?!

Mmm!

Isn't this great?

I never get invited

To parties.

[ Laughing ]

That's a silly donkey!

It also makes silly sounds

When you pin its tail on,

So aim carefully.

Okay!

Uh, numbuh 1,

You got a plan or something?

Ahem. Laura, perhaps it's time

We opened the birthday presents.

In fact, why don't we start

With the red one?

Birthday presents?

[ Laughing ]

Red present?

What red present?

[ Laughing ]

This one!

Open this red one first.

Wouldn't you prefer to open

The gifts

After our little game

Is finished?

But I wanna open

The presents...

[ Deep voice ] now!

Fine, fine.

We'll open the gifts.

Just stay calm.

"Kids next door...

Battle stations"?

Hyah!

Well, it's been

Quite delightful,

But our ride is here

And we must be on our way.

Thanks for the cake.

Your party is over,

Delightful children

From down the lane.

The party's over?

It can't be over!

[ Deep voice ]

Me no like be over!

Grrr!

[ Roaring ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Cracking ]

[ Grunting ]

[ All gasp ]

Birthday cake!

[ Cheering ]

Guys! Hey, guys,

Come on. Wait up.

I can't run that fast.

That foolish girl foiled

Our plans.

We never should have used her

In the first place.

- Next year we'll get - a giant lizard

Or something smarter

Than that stupid girl.

Coconut?!

[ Deep voice ]

I hate coconut!

Rrrr!

Not in the face!

Not in the face!

Well, if it isn't chimpy and his

Dimwitted twin brother kenny.

Welcome to the secret laboratory

Of professor xxxl!

What? Oh, yes.

The crab claw is

A minor setback

In a super-secret experiment

I'm conducting

To wipe out that reprehensible

Pta board once and for all!

Chimpy, my good lad,

Come right this way.

[ Chattering ]

- Hey, professor, - chimpy's not my brother.

- He's just my pet chimp - and...

Contaminate any hydrochloride

Substructures lately, kenny?

Chimpy's the one who put

The sardines in the...

Bah!

I summoned you over, chimpy,

Because I'm in need

- Of some chores done - around the laboratory,

And I can't think of anyone more

Trustworthy than you, chimpy.

Although I have to find

Some mindlessly simple job

- For your brother kenny - to do.

But I don't think...

- Ah! - Here we are!

Behold, boys, my horrible-

Disease storage laboratory.

Here I have stored

And classified

Thousands and thousands

Of dangerous diseases.

And I'm still not exactly

Certain why.

But regardless, I have stored

And classified

Thousands and thousands...

[ Clears throat ]

- I have some new specimens - for my collection

That must be alphabetically

Filed on these shelves.

I am sure that I do not have

To remind you, chimpy,

About the hazards of such

A hazardous enterprise.

- [ Chattering ] - ooh!

But I do indeed need

To remind kenny.

I don't trust you, kenny.

I don't trust you touching even

One of these dangerous diseases.

Only responsible chimpy

Will shelve these diseases,

While you, kenny, will check

Them off on the checklist.

But, professor, chimpy's just

A chimp. He can't...

But if in your stupidity

You do break a jar

- And get exposed to - a horrible disease,

- You'll have to use the phone - in my office

- To call the horrible-disease - help-me hotline.

They will give you instruction

On what to do for an antidote...

Hopefully.

By then

It could be too late.

Well, chimpy,

Keep your lunkheaded brother

Out of trouble.

For I must get going if i,

Professor xxxl,

Am going to finally,

Once and for all

Eternally enslave the accursed

Parent-teacher association.

[ Laughing ]

I don't think it's a good idea

To let chimpy even...

[ Door slams ]

Now, chimpy, if you think

That you're gonna...

- Chimpy, - get down from there!

[ Chattering,

[ Glass shattering ]

[ Crashing ]

Don't do that!

You're gonna...

Chimpy!

Get back down here!

What's that label say?

Swine flu?

Aaaah!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Hello. Giant, big, huge

Ice-cream cake factory.

Uh, ice-cream cake?

[ Chattering ]

I'll take one large cake,

I guess.

[ Chattering ]

Oh, yeah. Can I get that

With extra... [ Snorts ]

Hello. Horrible-disease help-me

Hotline. Disease, please.

- Swine flu! - Swine flu!

All right. Let me see.

Uh, lime flu, right?

No! Swine flu!

Oh, swine flu.

Well, that's... Swine flu...

- You know what? - I don't see any...

Chimpy, don't just sit there.

Do something!

Boy, maybe I should check

With my supervisor

On this swine flu...

Swine flu, right?

Hmm. Swine flu.

That's this. No.

[ Engine revving ]

[ Hissing ]

"In case of swine flu."

Chimpy!

Chimpy, open that box!

The box, chimpy!

Open the box!

[ Chattering ]

Bam!

Look at that bacon sizzle.

[ Squealing ]

Now, chimpy, you're not supposed

To be messing around

With these jars!

There's bad stuff in them!

Like this one here called

"Salmonella fitzgerald."

Hmm. Sounds like the name

Of that famous jazz lady.

But it's probably actually

A superdeadly disease.

That is why chimps should not be

Allowed to touch these jars.

Chimps are just not careful.

Aah!

Ugh! Ugh!

Excuse me, chimpy, but I have

To go use the phone.

[ Chatters ]

[ Muffled ]

Aah!

Horrible-disease help-me

Hotline. Disease, please.

I've got

Salmonella fitzgerald!

♪ Ba da, do bop berald

♪ Zippity bop, dippin',

Boya, doppin' ♪

♪ Do waaa!

Salmonella fitzgerald like that

Jazz singer ella fitzgerald?

Wow. You're not gonna

Believe this.

I actually know how to fix

This one.

- To cure - the salmonella fitzgerald,

- All you gotta do is lick - a chimp.

- Trust me. - It works every time.

Of course, don't ask me where

You can get a chimp right now,

Especially this late

On a saturday.

- That's right. - It's saturday.

Where am I gonna find a chimp

To lick on a saturday?

♪ Ba da da,

Doo doo doo day ♪

[ Chattering ]

Oh, chimpy?

Chimpy, I need to lick a chimp,

But since it's saturday,

- Most places will be fresh out - by now.

Any idea where I could find

A chimp to lick?

Chimpy! Come back here

And let me lick you!

♪ Ba doo, waa ba da da

♪ Doo ba doo wow ooh

[ Alarm blaring,

[ Glass shattering ]

Chimpy!

- Chimpy, - what are you doing?

- ♪ A mean professor, - da ♪

The professor's gonna be

Back soon...

[ Creaking ]

And...

♪ Another thing

Ugh! Now what?!

So!

Once again I'm embarrassed,

Battered, and bruised,

Massacred by the insidious pta.

They even absconded

With my claw.

[ Laughter ]

And now I return to find

My dangerous-disease laboratory

Destroyed!

You are responsible for this,

Kenny!

[ Chatters ]

I... I...

[ Alarm blaring ]

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Whoa!

Oh! Oh!

[ Chattering ]

Hey!

Which one of you freaks ordered

The ice-cream cake?

Come on, boys.

Ice-cream cake!

[ Chattering ]

Hey! Cut it out!

Hey! Leave me alone!

No! Hey, you guys!

Hey! Get your hands off me!

Oh, he's got cold hands!

[ Telephone rings ]

- Hi. Julie. - Yeah, I'm at the swim club.

Huh? No. I haven't even been

In the water yet.

It's been adult swim for, like,

Eleventy-billion hours.

Well, duh! We're all just

Sitting around.

[ Snoring ]

[ Imitating airplane ]

[ Whirring ]

- Greetings, - fellow kids next door.

Today's mission is an important

One for us.

Now, as you can see,

One of our satellites has

Intercepted a phone call

From the neighborhood swim club.

Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh!

It seems that our enemies...

The grown-ups...

Have extended their adult swim

So that kids have absolutely

No swim time of their own.

And we all know how boring

Grown-ups are in a pool.

Yeah, numbuh 1.

They never splash around

Or do cannonballs.

And they never scream

Real loud!

Or dunk each other

Under the water.

Precisely.

- So, if we're going to put a stop - to this adult-swim thing,

We're going to need a plan.

And I have just...

[ Whistles ]

Numbuh 5 has a plan.

Why don't we just go jump

In the pool?

Who's gonna stop us?

Let's do it!

[ Cheering ]

Hey, guys.

Wait for me.

Good afternoon, passengers.

This is your captain, numbuh 2,

Speaking.

It is at this time

We would like to request

That you hang

Onto your underwear!

Wa ha ha ha ha ha!

Wahoo!

Let's get in that pool!

[ Shouting ]

Mr. Wink?

Yes, mr. Fibb?

Aren't those

The kids next door?

A dirty batch of ill-behaved

Children, mr. Fibb.

They don't think they're going

Swimming in our pool,

Do they, mr. Wink?

Swimming pools are not for

Filthy children, mr. Fibb.

And besides...

It is adult swim.

[ Alarm sounds ]

[ Shouting ]

[ Alarm blaring ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

[ Groaning ]

Our sincerest apologies,

Kids next door.

But it is currently

Adult swim.

- If you'd like - to go swimming,

You're more than welcome

To use the kiddy pool.

Kiddy pool! Kiddy pool!

Kiddy pool! Kiddy pool!

Kiddy pool?

Kiddy pool. Kiddy pool.

Oh, kiddy pool.

[ Chuckling ]

Move over!

Marco!

Ow!

Polo!

- Marco! - Polo!

Marco! Polo!

- Marco! - Polo!

- Marco! - Polo!

- Marco! - Polo!

Knock it off!

Why are we

In the kiddy pool?

Because the water's nice

And warm.

Why don't we go

And give those lifeguards

A good whupping, numbuh 1?

Because I have

A better idea.

Kids next door,

Battle stations!













Kids next door...

att*ck!

Preparing to target.

Almost there.

Target locked.

Fire numbuh 2.

Who? Me?

Oh, no.

Aaaaaah!

An inconvenient situation,

Mr. Fibb.

Most annoying, mr. Wink.

Who wants to go swimming?!

[ Cheering ]

Adult swim is over!

Come on in, guys!

The water's great!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

- You know, maybe we should get - back to the kid-a-pault.

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

- If at first - you don't succeed

At keeping filthy children

Out of the pool, mr. Fibb...

Try, try again, mr. Wink.

[ Screaming ]

- Okay, - I've got a plan.

First, numbuh 3 will...

Hey!

Where is numbuh 3?

At the snack bar.

Numbuh 5 ordered nachos.

Are you guys crazy?!

You can't eat now!

I'm afraid that you kids next

Door won't be swimming today.

Or ever again.

Snack time!

Snack time? Snack time?

[ Indistinct talking ]

You guys wanted the ice cream,

Yeah. Thanks.

Right?

Mmm! So good!

Mmm! Mmm!

My favorite flavor.

Most savory!

Excuse me! We don't give

Ice-cream cones to the enemy!

Hey.

What did you get me anyway?

Nothing!

[ Laughs ]

Nothing?

[ Indistinct talking ]

Can't believe this!

Aha!

With your super chair,

The kids next door will rule

The pool and swim all we want.

But first, I'm going to get rid

Of you lifeguards.

Whaa!

Whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Ahem. Ahem.

Ahem. Ahem.

So, uh...

Who's going

To the kiddy pool?

Anyone?


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♪ Kids next door

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