01x13 - Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P.

[bunniefuu]

[ Beeping ]

[ Chewing ]

Mm-mmm!

Ahh!

Hey, when's numbuh 1 coming back

From his top-secret mission?

- I don't know. - He didn't say.

You know how mysterious

He like to be.

I wish I could go

On a secret mission.

I'd be all, "wham!

And kabloop!

And... "Aah!

Ooh! Oh!

Together: [ monotone ]

Hello, kids next door,

We're here to finally

Strike your posteriors

With our feet.

- [ Muffled] - you're here to what?!

Kick your butts.

Aah!

All right, you creeps.

Let's... Oh!

Next.

Uh, no, i...

Hey! You didn't start the fight

Without me, did you?

Uh-oh.

Numbuh 1!

Aah! Oh!

Kids next door,

Battle stations!

And have a ball.

That's right, baby.

Let's do this.



[ Grunting ]



Whoa! Aah!



[ Groaning ]



Whoa!

Ha, ha!

Hee, hee, hee!

Whoa!

Hup, hyah!



Whoa!

Remember this, delightful

Children from down the lane,

- If you ever want - your butts kicked,

You know where

To find the kids next door.

Aha! That's

A good one, baby.

[ Thunder crashes ]

Numbuh 2: uh-oh.

Numbuh 3:

Get me out of here!

Father is most...

Unsatisfied.

Father: I am...

Most unsatisfied.

Yes, father.

Yes, father.

Yes, father.

At first, those kids next door

Were a minor nuisance.

That's why I entrusted you

With their destruction,

But because of your failures,

They constantly interfere

With my schemes

To have adults...

Rule the world!

That angers me.

I will no longer

Tolerate failure.

Destroy the kids next door

Or else!

Um, yes, sir.

We promise.

Good.

Well?!

What are you waiting for?!

All: um... Can we borrow

The really, really,

Incredibly destructive machine,

Pretty please?

Oh! Okay, okay,

But I don't want to see

It when you're done!

So much as a scratch on

Okay, you understand?

Thank you, father.

[ Laughing evilly ]

Well, so much for the big,

Bad, delightful children.

Yeah, that was too easy.

I'm glad numbuh 1

Showed up.

Yeah,

He whooped 'em good!

Oh, nonsense.

Teamwork saved the day, guys.

Yeah, but still, numbuh 1,

You got 'em good!

Those doofuses didn't know

What hit 'em.

Hey!

- [ Humming ] - very funny.

[ Electricity crackling ]

So, numbuh 1, what was

Your secret mission about?

[ Sighs ]

It was that time again...

Time to decommission

Overaged kids next door.

Some of them won't leave

Without a fight.

But that's what happens

When you turn 13, right?

You can't be one of the kids

Next door if you're not a kid.

Those are the rules, but it

Doesn't make it any easier.

Well, then,

The rules stink.

Oh, cheer up!

At least we're not growing up

For a long time, right?

I guess so.

- There can't be - anything worse

- Than having to leave - the kids next door.

[ Knock on door ]

Delightful children

Knock, knock!

From down the lane:

Hello, kids next door.

Perhaps you'd like to try

Kicking our posteriors now!

[ Buzzing ]

Yay! Fourth of july!

- [ Gasps ] - not fourth of july?

Aah!

- Aah! - Aah!

Where do you think

You're going, numbuh 1?

I'm not going anywhere,

But you're going...

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Ooh! Aah!

[ Grunting ]

Uh-oh.

Numbuh 3, we need

Hippy hop... Now!

we're ready to pla!

hyah!

[ Singsong voice] kuki got ya.

numbuh 3. That's righ.

numbuh 3.

i got ya! Yes, I did!

Tada!

Aah!

Numbuh 3!

[ Laughing evilly ]

Whoa!

Numbuh 5,

Activate the

Tree house defense grid!

Affirmative!

Numbuh 5's bringing out

The big g*ns, baby!

[ Clicking ]

Have a blast, suckers!

[ Electricity zapping ]

Uh-oh.

No! No, no!

Stop! Aah!

[ Gasps ]

Come on, kids next door,

You can do better than that.

[ Buzzing ]

Hey, stink machine,

Numbuh 2:

Bet you can't catch me!

Whoo-hoo!

Whee, ya!

- Come back here, - you little...

[ Laughing ]

Stop that! Uh!

- Numbuh 4: thanks for keeping - him busy, numbuh 2.

What?

I'll take over from here,

Numbuh 4 style!

[ Grunting ]

Aah! Aah!

Tell me

When you've had enough!

I ain't got all day

To smack you around, you know?

Don't worry.

We won't waste

Any more of your time.

Huh?

Oh, yeah?

Just try and hold me!

Hold you?

[ Laughing evilly ]

Hyah!

[ Grunts ]

Oh, crud!

Whoa! Aah!

Uh-oh.

Numbuh 1, do you have

Some sort of plan or...

Aah! Something.

Yeah, numbuh 1, don't you have

A plan or something?

Aah!

Come back.

We only want to play.

[ Panting ]

[ Grunting ]

Whoa! Hyah!

Huh? Aah!

[ Choking ]

Oh, ooh.

Whoa!

Well, well, well.

Now that we've established

Who can kick whom

In the posterior,

Let's turn the kids next door

Into the kids no more.

[ Laughing evilly ]

No!

Not that!

Yes, nigel... That.

No! You can't do that to me!

Oh, yes, we can.

No! No! Anything but...

[ Zapping ]

Whoa! Aah!

[ Thud ]

Ohh!

So much for the kids next door

And their glorious leader.

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Beeping ]

Numbuh 5: numbuh 1!

Numbuh 1!

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

I, um, found him!

[ All gasping ]

[ Groaning ]

Ooh, numbuh 1.

[ Groans ] what?

Ohh!

I'm... I'm an adult!

The delightful children used

An age-changing ray on me!

So, uh,

W-what do we do now?

Yeah! We need a plan

To get even with those

Tree house-wrecking

Delightful children

From down the lane!

That's... That's

Your problem now.

Say what?

I can't be a kids next door

Operative anymore.

I'm not a kid.

You can't leave!

We need you.

The delightful children

From down the...

Battle to b*at them...

With you.

Look at me!

I'm a grown-up.

There are no grown-ups

In the kids next door.

That's the rules!

Don't you get it?

They won!

I lost!

I lost the battle,

The tree house,

And my childhood.

Hold up, numbuh 1,

The rules say we need a leader,

And that's you.

Yeah!

Nice try, numbuh 5,

But no sale.

- If you guys were even - seen with me,

You could get kicked out

Of the kids next door.

Now, if you children

Will excuse me,

I've gotta go get a...

[ Gulps ] a job.

[ All gasping ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Sighing ]

[ Tinkling music plays ]

Ice cream truck.

Yup.

That's it!

- I'm not gonna spend - the rest of my life

In this cruddy box!

[ Grunts ]

- Let's go get - some ice cream.

It's not the same

Without numbuh 1.

We used to go

On dangerous missions!

I think we can handle getting

Some ice cream without numbuh 1.

[ Birds chirping ]

What is wrong with you guys?!

Are we men,

Or are we kids?!

Let's do it!

All right!

Yeah, why not?

Numbuh 3: ice cream!

Numbuh 2: hold up!

Hold up!

[ Coughing ]

[ Panting ]

[ Sighing ]

I guess that's that.

Oh, no, it's not!

[ Grunting ]

[ Tires screech ]

Hey! We want some...

Ay-ay-ay!

Numbuh 1?

That's "mr. Uno" to you.

Cool! If you're

The ice cream man,

That means free ice cream!

Yay! Ice cream party!

Is there raspberry

In there?

Look, I can't.

You don't understand.

I can't.

I just can't.

[ Groans ]

Will you listen to...

Shut up!

I work for the tasty taste

Ice cream company,

And I sell ice cream

To responsible adults,

So why don't you kids

Go off and play

- Or whatever it is - children do?

[ Birds chirping ]

Okay, then I'll have

A popsicle!

[ Groans ]

Get out!

Out, out, out, out!

You know,

You used to be cool

Because the team meant

More to you than anything,

Including yourself,

But now you just

A selfish, old crank.

It's not your age

That's changed, mr. Uno,

It's you.

[ Huffs ] selfish...

When you're an adult,

- You'll learn it's every man - for himself,

And you'll learn the hard way.

[ Tires screech ]

We gotta do something

Back to numbuh 1!

To change numbuh 1

Maybe we could sneak into

The delightful children

From down the lane's mansion

And get that device

And change numbuh 1

Back to a kid!

Forget it.

If mr. uno wants to be a jerk

For the rest of his life,

Numbuh 5 say, "let him."

Numbuh 5, how can

You be so mean?!

You call numbuh 1 selfish,

But you won't even help him!

Numbuh 3...

Attacking the delightful

Children wouldn't be easy.

We don't care.

We don't even have any of our



- We'll come up - with something.

We may be turned into adults

Ourselves.

No one's a kid forever.

Hmm.

All right, then.

Kids next door...

Battle stations!

Ready?

Fire away.

- [ Thump ] - numbuh 3: whee!

[ Thump ]

[ Zapping ]

Ohh!

[ Groans ]

Really, sirs and madams,

As your butler, i...

[ Groans ]

Implore you...

[ Groans ]

Boring.

[ Sighing ]

I almost miss those

Pesky kids next door.

Numbuh 5: aw!

[ Gasping ]

We really missed

You guys, too.

Now, hand over that device,

You freaks!

Jenkins, destroy our guests!

[ Crying ]

Oops.

Numbuh 4:

Oh, no, you don't!

Let's go! Aah!

Why you...

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Numbuh 5: I got it!

- Get your grubby hands - off our device!

Numbuh 2: it's not yours.

- All: it's ours now. - Let go!

[ Grunts ]

Ohh!

[ Zapping ]

Aah!

Ohh!

What?!

- [ Zapping ] - aah!

Huh?

[ Panting ]

Enough!

This ends now.

Once we adjust

The device's dial to age zero,

You'll disappear forever.

You should have known

You'd be no thr*at to us

[ Tinkling music plays ]

Without numbuh... Huh?

[ Glass shatters ]

Aah!

Tasty taste home delivery!

Numbuh 5, remind me

To hand out free ice cream

After I take care

Of these creeps.

You got it, mr. Uno!

That's "numbuh 1" to you.

All right, you brats,

Give me that device!

Why would we give it to you?

Because I'm an adult,

And goody-goody little kids

Like you have to obey adults.

So, gimme.

No fair.

Who said life was fair?

[ Clapping ]

Father.

Father?!

Bravo, mr. Uno.

You skillfully managed

To outwit a bunch of children.

The question is...

Do you have what it takes

To play with the big boys?!

Yeah, yeah, nice fireworks.

I'll see you in preschool.

Aah!

Ow! Ooh!

We won't be needing toys,

Now, will we, mr. Uno?

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Groans ]

So, shall we proceed?

Bring it on!

With pleasure.

Whoa! Aah!

Aah!

I should have destroyed you

And your impertinent friends

A long time ago.

I was certain my children

Could take care of such

A minor annoyance,

But they are

A disappointment.

That must run

In the family.

[ Grunts ]

[ Tarzan yell ]

[ Grunts ]

What in...

[ Groaning ]

We gotta help numbuh 1.

Come on!

Hold on!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

I hate cruddy pianos.

I wish they'd all

Just blow...

Aaaah!

Ohhh!

Having fun?

Bravo, mr. Uno.

You now have my full attention!

Ha! You're all talk,

You big matchstick.

My grandma has

Better aim than you!

[ Grunts ]

- Aah! - Aah!

[ Hissing ]

Oh, man! He melted my

Rootie-tootie supreme!

What?

Wait a...

Guys, get over here

Quickly!

Give me an ice cream!

Okay! Do you want a

Butterscotch-cranberry swirl

Or my favorite...

A grapefruit sugar slide,

Or then again, there's always

The yummy boysenberry b*mb-pop.

- Oh, no, no, no, - no, no.

How about a kiwicicle,

Or how about a sundae?

All of them, just give me

All of them!

[ Laughing evilly ]

Aah!

Kids next door,

Battle stations!

- 5! - 4!

- 3! - 2!



[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Groans ]

No! Stop!

Keep throwing!

Come on, we've got him down!

So cold! No!

Enough. Enough!

I said, "enough"!

Whoa!

Well, now, it seems

The ice cream business

Just isn't for you,

Mr. Uno.

I think it's time

You were...

Fired!

[ Choking ]

Free ice cream,

I promised my teammates

But I don't think

They'll mind sharing.

No!

Stop it!

Chill out, old man.

Cold, so c-cold!

And cre-e-e-amy...

Father!

Need... My...

Sweater.

Um, mr. Big numbuh 1,

I found that age-ray thing.

- What should we do - with it?

I know exactly what to do

With it, numbuh 2.

[ Whimpering ]

[ Zapping ]

[ Gasping ]

Numbuh 1: okay, delightful

Children from down the lane,

Remember this...

If you or your father

Ever want your butts kicked,

You know where to find us.

Kids next door,

Let's go home!

[ Laughing ]

[ Birds chirping ]

Oh, man,

This is depressing.

Yeah. This'll take

Forever to fix.

It's okay, numbuh 2,

We're not growing up

For a long, long time,

So let's get to work, guys!

[ Beeping ]