Searching for subject to be
Joinified.
Target acquired.
Hey, what are you doing?
Get away from me.
Help!
You will be joinified.
No, you can't.
You can't make me.
Aah!
The others have joined, and
So will you.
Get away from me.
Aah!
Join us.
[ Screaming ]
[ Laughter ]
That's not funny, guys!
I don't get you, numbuh 4.
- Why don't you come - trick-or-treating with us?
Are you kidding?
Halloween's for stupid babies
Who like dressing up like girly
Butterflies and begging adults
For candy.
[ Growling ]
Uh, that is, unless you're
Into that kind of stuff, I mean.
Well, numbuh 5 thinks you
Don't even know how to
Trick-or-treat.
- ]] [ Scoffs ] - yeah, right.
Trick-or-treating would be easy
As one, two, six with me.
Are you sure you're not
Scared?
No way!
I bet I could get 80 bazillion
Times as much candy as all four
Of you guys combined.
All right, you're on.
I'm on what?
No, captain brainizoid.
Numbuh 2 means we will take your
Bet.
Whoever gets more candy by the
End of the night wins.
Fine.
Fine.
And remember, you get more
Candy if you wear a beautiful
Costume.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, and don't forget to wear
Your tutu, pretty boy.
It's cold out there.
Oh!
I am not wearing a costume.
And I am not pretty.
I'm handsome.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Okay, numbuh 4, here you go.
Just go up there and show those
Adults who's boss.
[ Gasps ]
Oh, look, cheryl, a young
Ruffian at the door.
Oh, dear, maurice.
Whatever shall we do?
- ]] Shall we run to the hills to - avoid this ruffian's formidable
Powers?
- ]] Oh, no, dear, let's buy him - off with a fantastical treasure.
- ]] Surely, you do not mean our - fantastically yummy scrumptious
Single piece of butterscotch?
Oh, hurry, dear, we can't
Fend off this ruffian much
Longer.
[ Laughs ]
Cool!
Trick-or-treating rocks!
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
♪ Got a piece of candy
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
Whoa!
♪ Got a piece of candy
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
♪ Gettin' more candy
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
♪ Gonna ring a bell
Come to numbuh 4.
Well, well, well, thank ye,
Me boy.
Hey!
Give me back my candy!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Hey!
Give me back my candy!
Give me back... My... Ugh...
Candy.
[ Grunting ]
[ Gasps ]
Hey, how's it going,
Numbuh 4?
[ Chuckling ]
Just getting started.
Arr, I love halloween.
The whole suburb is ripe with
Kids just aching to be tricked
Out of their candy by
Stickybeard and his band of
Fearsome pirates.
[ Cheering ]
And you get to wear costumes,
Too.
Look at me.
I'm dressed like a pirate.
But ye already are a pirate,
Dumb john silver.
Ye can't dress up as a pirate if
Ye already are one.
Oh, but I ordered this
Special.
Oh, just shut up and steer
The ship.
[ Laughter ]
So let's see what booty we
Got from the wee, stupid one.
What?
One lousy piece of candy?
That numbuh 4 has got to be the
Worst trick-or-treater ever.
Arr, store it with the rest of
The booty.
[ Grunts ]
Aha!
Drop anchor there, dumb john.
We'll spring our next trap in
That cul-de-sac.
Apologize first.
You hurt my feelings.
Oh, you're supposed to be an
evil pirate.
So park the ship, already.
Now, let's see what candy comes
Our way next.
Ooh, someone's coming.
What? Where?
Ahh! A ghost!
Everybody run!
Everybody run!
Get ahold of yourself, matey.
It's just a costume, so shut
Your porthole.
Come on, boys.
[ Laughs ]
Oh.
[ Laughs ]
[ Doorbell rings ]
Why, thank ye.
[ Laughs ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Chuckles ]
Whoa!
Oh, great!
How am I gonna find my bag in
All this candy?
Come on, come on, come on.
It's gotta be here somewhere.
Oh, man.
I'm never gonna win the bet at
This rate.
Aha!
Catch you later, suckers!
Ha ha, score one for numbuh 4.
Now, all I have to do is get a
Whole, huge bunch of candy
Before the other finish their
Trick-or-treating.
Oh, crud.
[ Evil laughter ]
Oh, dear, look at all this
Yummy candy I've got.
Ooh.
I can barely carry it.
Ohh.
Maybe I'll trick-or-treat at
This unsuspicious house next.
[ Laughs ]
Nah, I've already got too
Much candy.
I mean, even a horde of candy
Pirates couldn't finish all this
Off.
[ Yelling ]
Whoa!
[ Chuckles ]
Suckers.
[ Crying ]
Uh, ahoy, mate.
The captain-guy says to...
I don't care what the captain
Says!
Fine, I'm a pirate.
That doesn't mean I don't have
Feelings.
But with him, it's all about the
Candy and the beard and being a
Big meanie.
Well, I quit.
That's right.
I'm not gonna take it anymore.
Cool.
[ Mumbling ]
So, what does the new booty
Taste like?
Tastes like a brick.
Hey!
Brick-or-treat, captain cavity!
Pbht!
Ha ha ha!
[ Together ] yo!
Ha ha ha!
That was easy.
A shipload of candy for me, and
I've won the bet.
- I can't wait to see the looks on - their face.
[ Gasps ]
[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ Together ] ugh!
Aah!
Ugh!
Ohhhhh!
Aah!
Ugh!
Okay, okay!
I'll go!
[ Laughing evilly ]
Huh?
Hah! That's right, run!
Had enough of numbuh 4, have
You?
Well, I was just getting
Started.
[ Gasps ] aaaah!
Man, that has to be the best
Halloween ever.
I can't wait to see the
Expression on numbuh 4's face
- When he sees how bad we've beat - him.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ]
We'll, numbuh 5 got some serious
Candy sorting to do tonight.
Sorting? I'm going to eat
Mine all at once.
I hope numbuh 4 didn't do too
Bad with his trick-or-treating.
[ Laughs ] he probably got
Like one measly piece of
Butterscotch?
- [ Rumbling ] - ]] [ together ] huh?
Aaah!
[ Gasping ]
Hey, guys.
So, who's going to help the
Winner sort his candy?
Hey, numbuh 2, is that
Butterscotch?
I'll trade you.
Let go!
Head for the spaceship!
I said, "go"!
We're not leaving you behind!
This is not open for
Discussion!
What?!
[ Both ] ashley!
Ugh!
Let go of me!
Run, you fools.
Aah!
You heard the commander.
Let's go!
What about numbuh 78?
It's too late!
I'm going back!
I can't leave numbuh 78!
You heard the boss!
We are leaving now!
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]
Aah!
Numbuh 34!
Ugh!
Go!
[ Gasping ]
Whoa!
You want a piece of this?
Come on, I'll take you all on.
No! No!
Numbuh 34! No-o-o-o-o!
Hah! In response to your
Doggy-doo bomber attack, I'll
Beef up my yipper-spaniel
Squadron with posteriori
Alarmer.
Ew!
Good one, but not good enough
To stop my guise of furry fury
Black cannon.
Wow!
When did you get yipper
Numbuh 97?
This card's like
Triple-double-ultra rare.
I've got my source.
So, that'll take care of your
Entire squadron, leaving mine...
Hey, you guys, put the dorky
Card game on hold.
We picked up a distress signal.
Let's go, y'all.
Yay!
No, it's mine!
I tell you, it's mine!
Hey, wait for me!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
And for the record, numbuh 5,
Yipper card squadron is not
"Dorky."
It's a strategy-base,
Collectible card game.
Thank you very much.
I didn't know it's a strategy
To be a nerd.
[ Laughs ]
Knock it off, you two.
The distress signal is coming
From that escape ship.
- Numbuh 2, let's check for - survivors.
Roger that.
Anything, numbuh 3?
Here comes mr. Sleepyhead.
Ugh! Oh.
Numbuh 42?
Are you okay?
Hoagie? Hoagie!
- You got to take me back to - sector "x"!
Whoa, slow down.
First, tell us what happened.
There were kathousands of
Them!
And numbuh 78 is still there!
You left numbuh 78 behind?!
Uh, sorry, hoagie.
[ Crying ] there was nothing I
Could do.
Get him to med lab.
Then, buckle up.
We're going on a rescue mission.
I know this mission is
Important to you numbuh 2, but
Maybe we should call for backup.
Call for backup if you want.
I'm going for numbuh 78.
Huh?
Well, mr. Patient guy, aren't
You a sight to see.
It's a good thing here to help.
Just a stitch more here.
And there. Ugh.
♪ Ta-da
Actually, you could still use
Some more blush.
Hold on, I'll get more.
Ugh.
♪ La-la-la la-la la
Where am i?
I... I'm back in sector "x"!
Maybe there's still time to save
Numbuh 78.
[ Panting ]
Good news.
I found some rainbow monkey-red
Lip gloss that'll... Hey!
Don't tell me he went out
Without applying his eye liner.
Aah!
Aaaah! Nerd stopping!
There's a whole sci-fi
Convention's worth of them!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Together: [ growling ]
Aaah!
Aaah!
Keep moving!
I'll hold them off.
Maybe a little salsa will heat
Things up for these nerds.
Aah!
Uh-oh, I better switch to
Jalapeño.
Come and get it...
Come on, I've got plenty for
Everyone.
Aaah!
[ Gasps ] get off of me!
Get your dirty hands off of me!
Oh, help me!
Somebody, help me!
Oh!
Aah!
Numbuh 1!
We got to do something.
Toast them.
Ha ha! Take that!
Ha ha ha ha!
I got something for you, you
Cruddy poindexters!
Oh, yes, that's right.
Gave me a kid-nerd blast that
Eats chewy pellets.
And guess who just ran
Out of chewy pellets.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Yeah! Oh, you want...
Numbuh 4, look out!
Help!
They're pulling the protectors
Off of me!
You buggers!
We've got to save him.
Forget it!
He's in the a.v. Club now... A
Club I'm not about to join.
- [ Gasps ] - ]] [ gasps ]
- ]] Eat sardines, you honor - students!
We're running out of room
Here.
Any ideas?
No, it looks like we're going
Down then.
Good idea.
Both: aaaaah!
- ]] Come on, what are you sitting - around for?
We got to find numbuh 78.
Both: [ gasps ]
Don't sh**t, hoagie!
It's me!
Numbuh 42?
What's with the makeover?
And where's numbuh 78?
Numbuh 78's okay.
Just follow me.
Wow.
She's beautiful.
Yeah, yeah.
So, grab your girlfriend, and
Let's go rescue the others.
Girlfriend?
Yeah, get numbuh 78, and
Let's go before the nerds
Find us.
Who? My commander?
We didn't come to rescue that
Numbuh 78.
Yeah, we came for this
Numbuh 78.
Meet the... Numbuh 42 is my
Yipper card supplier.
If you need a rare card, he'll
Find it.
Numbuh 78 is one of your
Stupid trading cards?!
Excuse me?
This card adds plus-8 to your
Entire squadron.
I'm about to add plus-8 to my
Foot and kick both your butts!
Now, I don't know about you and
Makeup boy, but numbuh 5 is
Getting out of this
"Night of the living uncool."
I'll trade you my
Pedigree-puppy power plane
For it.
Ooh, deal.
All right, numbuh 5, now we
Can get out of here.
Numbuh 5?
Together: [ growling ]
Both: whoa!
[ Panting ]
Aah!
[ Gasping ]
[ Whimpering ]
Numbuh 1 was right.
We should have called for backup
Before we came here.
Man, that card has been
Nothing but trouble.
- I should have never stole it in - the first place.
You stole numbuh 78?
Well, yeah, you said you had
To have it.
Well, I didn't mean steal it.
Don't you know what happens to
Nerds when you steal their
Stuff?
[ Growling stops ]
[ Roaring ]
Huh?
I, uh, think this is, um,
Yours?
[ Grunts ]
[ Sniffing ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
Ughhh!
Gee, thanks.
It's about time I got this back.
You know, it wasn't very nice of
You to take my yipper numbuh 78.
No.
It's a serious breach.
Yeah.
If you really wanted it, I'm
Sure we could have worked out a
Trade or something.
Now we have a vital ingredient
To complete our ultimate master
Lord of the yipper vat!
Ornament!
[ Together ] excelsior!
[ Laughter ]
Hey, what about my friends?
Oh, they're back at our
Clubhouse, being forced to watch
Reruns of "dr. Time-space and
The continuum."
The black hole's power has
Created an alternate universe
Where everyone is purple and
Fridays are opposite days.
[ Crying ] turn it off!
Please, please turn it off!
In the name of all that's pure,
Turn it off!
That's terrible.
You got to let them go!
Never!
Unless, of course, you have
Something to trade.
Both: uh...
How about yipper numbuh 99?
Ooh!
That is extra impossibly rare.
Where did you get that?
[ Howls ]
[ Snarls ]
You did it.
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
03x11 - Operation T.R.I.C.K.Y./Operation U.N.C.O.O.L.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.