03x12 - Operation P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T./Operation H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L.

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Codename: Kids Next Door". Aired: December 6, 2002 – January 21, 2008.*
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
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03x12 - Operation P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T./Operation H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

Mr. President?

Mr. President?

Mr. President?

Any truth to the rumors that

Andy likes sarah?

All: whoo!

We've had some intelligence

Chat about that, but there's

Nothing definite.

Mr. President, how do you

Respond to accusations by your

Opponent that you farted in math

Class?

I would rather not stoop to

His level, but if I must

Respond, then let me just say

That he who smelt it, dealt it.

[ Laughter ]

Mr. President?

- ]] Now, that's enough questions, - people.

I want to concentrate on today's

Historic negotiations with the

School board.

As your fourth-grade president,

I will demand shorter school

Days, and mandatory pizza

Lunches!

[ Cheers ]

And y'all just see if anybody

Stops me.

Good afternoon,

Mr. President.

Your security is at a heightened

Risk for the bus ride from

- School to your negotiations at - city hall.

Therefore, the kids next door

Will take over your protection

From here.

Sweet.

Kickball?

You know it.

Well, that's fine.

That's real fine.

To be honest, nigel, I'm scared

Like the dickens.

Don't worry, sir, it's all

Under control.

If you'd just follow me,

Mr. President.

Don't mind if I do, abigail.

- ]] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, - whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where do you think you're going,

Sister?

But I go everywhere with the

President.

It's all right, numbuh 4.

Anna's been my trusted advisor

For well over a semester.

Nope. No civilians.

You got to be kidding me!

I have all of his notes, for

Crying out loud!

Now, anna, let's not make a

Scene.

Better to play it the kids next

Door's way.

Yeah, better to play it our

Way.

My entry to school bus one

Was blocked.

- ]] Together: [ monotone ] no - matter.

We have other plans.

[ Evil laughter ]

Route planning confirmed.

Check.

- ]] Sub-sector decoy teams - confirmed.

Check.

Numbuh 24, is the final

Perimeter check all clear?

Roger that, numbuh 24.

All units.

The duckling is secure in

School bus one.

Commencing operation

P.r.e.s.i.d.e.n.t.

[ Humming "hail to the

[ Chief" ]

Aah!

Ha ha!

Ooh!

Please, try to relax,

Mr. President.

- You won't find a more - professional security detail

Anywhere.

Whee!

Ha ha!

[ Giggles ]

Whoo!

Free ice cream!

Huh?

[ Laughs ]

Oh, yeah, baby.

I definitely brake for

Blurble-berry.

Ice cream?

Oh, for the love of... We're on

A mission!

Oh, that's okay.

- I'll just get some for later - then.

Oh, fine.

Just make sure it's none of that

Frozen yogurt... Hey!

[ Evil laughter ]

It's a trap!

Numbuh 2, get us out of here

Now!

[ Shouting ]

Wa-a-a-it!

You forgot to tell me what

Flavors you wanted.

Heads up, y'all.

We're about to get creamed!

Whoa!

What's happening?

Ice cream men.

- It seems the delightful children - don't want you to get to city

- Hall, so they're calling out the - big g*ns.

Come on, you lousy soda

Jerks!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Aah! Whoa!

Oh, nuts!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Whoa!

Sprinkles, too?

Numbuh 4, numbuh 5, let's

Pull out the stops.

Numbuh 5 is on it.

Hang on.

Signs away.

Aah!

Whoa!

[ Gasping ]

Why, you rotten...

Ha ha ha!

You're good to go, numbuh 1.

Well done, numbuh 5.

- Better patrol the area for more - traps.

Copy.

Don't sweat it, numbuh 1.

Ain't nothing gonna get between

Us and the... Whoa!

Aah!

[ Groaning ]

Numbuh 4!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Whoa!

[ Groaning ]

He's two scoops away!

They're gaining!

Then it looks like it's time

To hand in my... Homework!

Huh?

Who-o-o-o-o-oa!

Whew.

Do you think that's all of them?

I'd imagine so-o-o-o-o-o!

Numbuh 2, pull vertical now.

I'm on it.

[ Whimpering ]

It's okay.

We're out of range of their

Soft-serve-to-air missiles, so

Things should quiet down now.

That was closer than last

Year's election.

Good one, mr. President.

You know, nigel, I have to

Admit, I'm a little jealous of

You.

You're the leader of the kids

Next door, you got a great

Girlfriend, but me, I'm just not

Brave enough to fight, or even

Ask out the gal of my dreams.

You are brave.

Standing up to a bunch of adults

At the school board and

Demanding shorter school days is

The very definition of bravery.

Oh, thanks, nigel.

- So who'd you vote for in the - election?

[ Laughs nervously ]

Oh, um... Muffie jenkins?

Muffie jenkins?!

Well, I thought it was a

Popularity contest.

It is not a...

[ Crash ]

What was that?

Numbuh 2, look out!

Huh?

Whoa!

Aaaaah!

Aw, man.

Numbuh 2!!

We're so sorry we couldn't

Join you in person, nigel.

But we thought our android would

Be better suited to this task...

Or should we say...

Your fourth grade president.

So, that's your game, is it?

Too chicken to do your own dirty

Work, so you sent a robot!

Sticks and stones, nigel.

And speaking of breaking bones.

I suggest you fasten your

Seatbelt, mr. President.

Not bad, deluded children from

Down the lane, but it'd be a

Shame if all your plans

Disappeared into thin air,

Wouldn't it?

What's that supposed to...

Hey, what are you...

Aaah!

Sometimes, it's just too

Easy, mr pres... Ugh!

[ Gasps ]

[ Growls ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

Boo!

Are you ready, nigel, 'cause I'm

About to commit an impeachable

Offence.

Hey!

Brave I ain't, but I reckon I

Can handle a tin can like you!

Mr. President!

Aah!

This school ain't big enough

For the both of us.

Now, get... Off... My... Bus!

Aah!

Let's step on it, shall we,

Numbuh 1?

I'd prefer not to be late for my

Appointment.

By your command,

Mr. President.

Hey, what gives?

This ain't city hall.

No, it isn't.

But then, you're not the

President.

Now!

[ Humming ]

Whoa!

What's happening, nigel?

What are you doing to our robot?

Tough luck, creeps.

You almost pulled it off, but

We're going to have to scrap

Your plans.

[ Whistles ]

Ha ha!

Once again, you're recalled,

Delightful children.

You'll pay for this,

Nigel uno!

This is your stop,

Mr. President.

Sorry about your hat.

That's all right.

As fourth-grade president, I

Want to thank you and your team

For such heroics.

Aw, it's what we do.

Good luck with the negotiations.

Compared to getting here,

They'll be a piece of cake.

Yo, ricky!

Next round of sodas on me.

Well, here's to a job well

Done.

Those delightful dweebs pulled

Out all the stops, but we stuck

It to them.

Thanks to you guys, kids all

Over school will be going home

Early.

Drink to that, baby!

Hey, quiet, youse guys,

They're starting.

Boys and girls, the president

Of the fourth-grade class.

I met with school officials

Today, and I'm pleased to

Announce that school will no

Longer end at 3:00 p.m.

Hooray!

That's right, school will now

End at 8:25 p.m.

[ Coughs ]

And there will be no lunch

Break, and triple homework for

Everyone.

Isn't that right, father?

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Panting ]

[ Horn honking ]

[ Gasps ]

Dr. Suarez to popsicology,

Please.

Dr. Suarez to popsicology.

[ Coughing, sneezing ]

Paging dr. Quack.

Aaaah!

[ Grunts ]

[ Growls ]

[ Screaming ]

[ expl*si*n ]

- ]] I am numbuh 1 of the kids - next door.

We have received intelligence

That one of our fellow

- Operatives has been injured and - is being treated in this

Facility.

- As of the last three months, - every kids next door operative

That has been in this hospital

Has been att*cked by an enemy

- Agent and had their brain - scramblified.

Because of your lack of

Security, global kids next door

Command has ordered my team to

Protect the patient from adult

att*ck at all costs.

I will require blueprints of

This entire facility, including

Information on all entry points

And emergency exits.

I will also require retina scans

And fingerprints of the entire

Staff over the age of 13, access

To your computer networks, and

Details of your aerial defense

Systems.

Hello?

Hello?

Ah, hello!

How can I help you?

Ugh!

I am numbuh 1 of...

Where is he?!

Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell

Me, now!

Now, now, now, now, now, now,

Now, no-o-o-o-w!

Uh, could you please direct

Us to dr. Lincoln?

He's my daddy, and he's taking

Care of one of our friends.

Is that your poor friend

Dr. Lincoln's operating on right

Now?

[ Gasping ]

[ Crying ]

We've got to get to that

Operating room.

Where is it?

Oh, you kids just can't go

Barging into an operating room

During surgery.

Besides, visiting hours are...

[ Bell dings ]

Over!

[ Crying ]

We should never have sent him on

Such a dangerous mission.

Don't worry, numbuh 3.

He's a strong guy.

He'll pull through.

Yeah, good, old what's his

Face.

He'll be fine.

Who are we supposed to be

Protecting, again?

Listen up, guys.

Visiting hours or not, we've got

To find our fellow operative

Before enemy agents get to him.

- Numbuhs 2 and 5, you go that - way.

- Numbuhs 3 and 4, you check - through there.

I'll go on my own.

- If anyone finds him, give the - others a call on your

- Communicator, and we'll all come - running.

Let's move!

Oh, yeah, baby.

And numbuh 3...

He's going to be okay.

Let's go.

Aaaaaah!

Sorry.

[ Chuckles ]

Sponge bath.

- ]] So, what are you doing for - lunch?

Quick, split up.

That's good for the

Endoplasmic reticulum.

Oh, you're telling me.

My endoplasmic reticulum's been

Off the charts lately.

[ Chuckling ] not mine.

Mine looks like a shriveled-up

Casaba melon.

[ Gasps ]

Dad's office?

He must still be in the

Operating room.

[ Telephone rings ]

Uh, dr. Lincoln's office.

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

Oh, it's you.

Well, what do you want?

- [ Gasps ] - no!

No!

No!

[ Straining ]

Let me out!

Let me outta here!

Aah!

Whoa!

Ugh!

[ Panting ] so, numbuh 3, is

This guy like the most important

Kid in the universe?

Or something?

Operating room... Where?!

Fifth floor.

Aaaaah!

Hey, wait up.

Um... You must really like

This guy, huh?

I don't like him numbuh 4.

I lov him!

[ Bell dings ]

Huh?

- [ Gasps ] - babies?

What are babies doing in the

Hospital?

Unless the adults are

Experimenting on babies to turn

Them into adults faster.

I've got to set these babies

Free!

- What the... - Ugh!

Aaaaah!

Ugh!

Hey, numbuh 3, I totally lost

Numbuh 5, and we still haven't

Been able to find...

Oh, boy, what a day... With

The needles and the plasma and

The scalpels and the...

- ]] [ Gasps ] - dr. Lincoln?

- Oh, dr. Lincoln, did you fix - him?

Oh, please tell me he's okay.

Please, please, please, please!

Uh, I'm sorry, kids.

We tried everything... With the

Clamps and the sutures and...

Oh, you know what I'm talking

About.

You... You mean?

There's nothing more we can

Do, kids.

[ Sobbing ] there's... Nothing

They can do?

Maybe they can't, but i can!

Come on!

She loves him?

What's so special about him?

What's he got that I ain't got?

Hey!

You're...

Aaaaaah!

[ Grunting ]

Ew.

Scalpel laser claw.

[ Electricity crackles ]

Rebone-inator.

[ Babbling ]

Chili dog.

[ Chomping ]

[ Laughing ]

- Who says hospital food is no - good?

[ Voice breaking ] is he

Gonna be okay?

Okay?

He's gonna be better than okay.

He's gonna be...

[ Door opening ]

There you are.

Would the patient like a

Speedy-recovery rainbow monkey?

[ Laughs evilly ]

Or would you prefer your brain

Scramblified?

[ Drill whirs ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

I won't let you hurt him!

Huh?

Nice try, kid next dorks.

I'd love to finish you and your

Teammates off, but I'm afraid

You'll have to wait until after

I scramblify your fellow

Operative's brain.

[ Laughs evilly ]

So, now my friend, it looks like

You are...

A skunk?

Not just any skunk!

I've transformed numbuh 6 into a

Half skunk, half kids next door

Operative, half butt-kicking

Machine called

R.o.b.o.b.r.a.d.l.e.y.!

R.o.b.o.b.r.a.d.l.e.y....

Robotic operative's ballistic,

Odor-blasting, rocket-armed

Derriere launches extreme

Yuckiness.

What?

Whoa!

Aah!

[ Coughs ]

Oh!

Ew, that reeks!

Oh!

Stink! Stinky!

Oh, that stinks!

[ Coughing ]

Guys, we got problems.

My sister's here.

- ]] I wouldn't worry about it, - numbuh 5.

I think our little friend has

Cree right where he wants her.

Isn't he wonderful?

Uh, listen.

Numbuh 3?

I know you, uh, love this guy,

But there's something that I

Have to say.

Yes, numbuh 4?

Uh, i... Um, I wanted to tell

You that I think that...

[ Sniffs ]

P.u. You stink!

Ugh!

You've got a lot of nerve,

Mister!

- I'll... - ]] You'll stink out the joint is

What you'll...

Hey, what's stinky bradley doing

Here?

- ]] We sent numbuh 6 to spy on - cree.

Of course, he didn't expect to

Visit a hospital, but like any

Good operative, he found a way

To complete his assignment.

Wait a second.

We came here to protect bradley?

Then... You... Love...

Hey!

You still think that stupid

Skunk is your baby?

Come on, guys.

Let's b*at it before somebody

Sees what you did to that

Operating room.

Right, everybody, let's go.

So, what did you really want

To tell me, numbuh 4?

Oh... Um...

Your... Shoe's untied?

No, it's not.

Well, it was.

Nuh-uh.

Uh-huh.

Nuh-uh.

They were.

Well, well, if it isn't my

Oldest daughter.

P.u.!

- We'd better to operate - immediately to remove your sweat

Glands!

No, stop!

It wasn't me, it was those kids!



♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door
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