05x03 - Operation B.U.L.L.I.E.S./Operation F.I.S.H.Y.

[bunniefuu]

Thank you for answering my

Distress call.

I don't know how the disgusting

Creature escaped.

Very embarrassing.

Very embarrassing, indeed.

- ]] Your noogie raptor here was - stalking a group of

Kindergartners.

- We captured him just as he bared - his knuckles.

Noogie raptor?

I see you're an amateur

Bully-ologist.

Takes one to know one.

[ Laughter ]

Bullies, huh?!

Filthy beasts!

They're barely even human!

[ Snarling ]

Get back, you animal!

Back, I say!

Aah!

So, uh, who are you?

And what is this place?

Name is jerry rassic.

And this is...

[ Echoing ] bully island!

I've created this facility as my

Science-fair project.

Right now it's just me and my

Sister liza here raising new

Strains of bullies.

If we can only figure out what

Makes the bully tick, then

Weaker kids might have a chance

In this world.

Scientist to scientist, I'd

Be interested to take a look at

- Your data and discuss - methodology.

Ugh!

- This place is starting to sound - more like nerd island to me!

This island is a living,

Breathing bully habitat.

We even have a wedgie-saurus rex

Now.

Whoa!

I thought they were all in

Permanent detention.

All except this one.

Maybe you'll get to meet him.

But in the meantime, you'll both

Like this.

It's teasy time.

Together: [ trilling ]

Spitball-osauruses!

[ Snorting ]

[ Hissing ]

[ Snorting ]

[ Grunting ]

Ugh! That's horrible!

Jerry, you're completely

Surrounded by bullies here.

Don't you ever worry about your

Own safety?

No, no!

Everything on bully island is

Perfectly safe.

Come on, I'll show you.

Bully island is built like a

Giant prison, keeping the

Animals inside and us outside.

I assure you, everything is

Absotively, posilutely...

- [ Siren wailing ] - oh, my!

That's feeding station

Alpha zero!

My sister liza's there!

You have to save her!

I beg of you!

Quick, take this w*apon.

It'll ward off bullies by

Projecting a hologram of the

School principal.

Are you sure it works?

I'm kind of wedgie-phobic.

Absolutely.

Take my jeep, and stay on course

Using this map.

No problem.

We'll have your sister back

Safely before you can say

"Purple nurple."

Just a little further, numbuh 2.

There!

This must be the place.

Stay close.

[ Wailing ]

Not that close!

What's the matter with you?!

[ Whimpers ]

[ Snarls ]

Liza!

Liza, is that you?

Hey, we're here to save you.

Aah!

I do apologize for my

Sister's behavior.

She's a bit of a dummy.

[ Laughs ]

Oh. Ow.

Jerry, what's going on here?

Revenge!

Revenge for the wedgie I got

Back in first grade from you,

Wallabee beetles!

Uh... And when did I give you

A wedgie?

First grade!

But back then, I looked

Different.

I looked normal until you gave

Me the first wedgie of my life!

Doctors tried to remove the

Underwear for hours but to no

Avail.

[ Crying ] aah!

And so I've been forced to live

With the agony of a permanent

Wedgie for life.

But now, wallabee beetles, the

Underwear is on the other foot.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Ow.

I'm sorry, hoagie.

We could have been friends, but

You should know better than to

Hang out with a bully.

Bye-bye.

[ Snarling ]

Spitball-osaurus!

What do we do?!

We'll stay and fight.

Bullies respect you more if you

Don't run.

Are you with me, numbuh 2?

Numbuh 2?

[ Engine sputters ]

Aah! No!

I told you to stay close!

[ Thunderous footsteps

[ Approaching ]

[ Growling ]

Aah! No!

It's a wet-willie mammoth!

All right, numbuh 2, although I

Don't like running, in this

Case... Hey, wait for me!

[ Snarling ]

All right, you cruddy

Spit b*mb!

Try some of this!

Aw, crud.

Aah!

[ Panting ]

Aah!

[ Roars ]

Keep running!

[ Inhales sharply ]

[ Snarling ]

Ugh! Ow!

[ Snarls ]

I told you to wait up!

Aah!

Stop ditching me!

Aah! Ugh!

Oh. Man, why did you have to

Come to this dumb island anyway?

I wish bullies never existed.

Blame your own kind.

If nerds weren't so, uh,

Nerdlyish, then there would be

No need for bullies to be, uh,

Uh, bullyish.

- ]] Don't try to blame this whole - thing on me.

- You're the one who gave jerry a - wedgie in the first place.

He deserved it!

And when I get my hands on that

Twerp, I'm gonna remove that

Permanent wedgie and give it to

Him again!

Well, save seconds for me.

You got it.

Come on.

You'll get out of this yet.

Check it out.

Jerry's control room.

Quick, over the fence.

[ Panting ]

Ugh-ugh ugh-ugh! Ugh ugh ugh!

Aah! Aah!

Numbuh 4! Aah!

It's a wedgie-saurus rex!

[ Grunting ]

Don't make any sudden moves.

They respond to motion.

[ Sniffing, grunting ]

[ Thunderous footsteps

[ Departing ]

Whew!

[ Roaring ]

Aaaaah!

Get back here, you coward!

[ Growling ]

Aw, crud. Aah!

Please, don't!

No, please!

No! Not the classic wedgie!

Aah! No! Not the reverse!

Ay, ay, ay!

Ay-ay-ay ay ay!

Aah!

No!

Whoa. Where am i?

[ Whimpering ]

Anything but the

Around-the-world wedgie!

Ay ay! Ay-ay-ay ay ay!

Please! Whoa!

Not the yo-yo wedgie!

Eee! Ugh-ugh!

Ugh! Aah!

Have mercy!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Ow.

Now to conquer the science fair.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Ow.

Ay!

Oh, man, I got to help

Numbuh 4.

But how?

Huh?

No, not the wedgie on the

Beach!

Aah! No! No!

Anything but the texas wedgie!

Ugh-ugh ugh-ugh ugh-ugh ugh!

No, not a reggie wedgie!

Stop! Stop!

I can't feel my butt cheeks!

Hey, wedgie-saurus!

Put those tighty whities down.

I did your homework for you.

Ugh.

Oh, my bottom.

Oh.

[ Grunting ]

No like homework.

Why are you stopping?!

Who told you to stop, you big,

Stupid drooling monster!

Wedge-a-matize them!

[ Whimpering ]

Oh, no, not again.

[ Growls ]

[ Roars ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Whimpers ]

Numbuh 2, I think you're

Gonna have to do a lot more

Homework.

[ Bullies roar ]

No!

[ Bullies snarling ]

Together: huh?

Oh, no, those monsters are

Coming for me!

Aw, come on, you didn't think

I'd abandon you, did you?

Well, I sort of did.

You've been doing it all day.

Aah!

There you go again!

Just kidding.

Come on.

Ugh, ugh, ugh.

So long, suckers!

Enjoy your stay on bully island.

Aw, crud.

Jerry's taking our only ticket

Out of here.

[ Bullies roaring ]

Together: hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Here for me?

Yeah!

Ugh!

See you next fall.

Together: [ gasps ]

Aaaaah!

Aah! Ugh!

Just my luck... A flying wedgie.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Aah!

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

Hyah!

Don't just stand there.

Punch it!

[ Sniffling ]

New friends leave.

Uh, numbuh 2, can you, uh,

Promise never to tell any of the

Others what happened today?

As far as I'm concerned, this

Mission is all behind you...

I mean, us.

[ Laughs ]

[ Thunderous footsteps

[ Approaching ]

Please, no!

I created you!

You can't turn on me!

Ughhhh! Ow.

Man, this fish is lame!

It doesn't do nothing but just

Sit there and blow bubbles!

Stop bothering mr. Fishy,

Numbuh 4!

You're supposed to be helping

Move super sumo smackdown

Rainbow monkey!

Ugh!

All right, all right.

Not like this stupid fish is any

Fun anyway.

Come on, you stupid piece of

Tuna!

Do some tricks or something!

[ Gasps ]

Come on, wally!

You promised to help!

I didn't do it!

Please, kuki, you got to

Believe me!

It was a bunch of ninja sharks!

They sh*t lasers from their

Eyes!

Shh! You'll wake mr. Fishy.

Uh, I really don't think

Mr. Fishy is sleeping.

Well, of course he isn't

Sleeping... Not with all this

Racket going on.

But if we're all really quiet

And go somewhere else, mr. Fishy

Can get his beauty sleep.

Shh.

Okay, this is not good, guys.

If mr. Fishy is really, you

Know, then it's only a matter of

Time until you know who gets

Wind of it.

[ Sniffs ]

Bring me...

Together: fish!

[ Meowing ]

Oh, come on!

I don't see why I have to go and

Dump this fish!

I don't even know where this

Place is.

- ]] That's exactly why numbuh 2 - is going with you.

We don't use that part of the

Tree house much anymore, and

- He's the only one who knows how - to get there.

So, while you guys dump that

Fish, numbuh 1 and I will go get

Another goldfish for numbuh 3.

She'll never know the

Difference.

And we don't have much time,

So we better get moving.

Come on, numbuh 4.

Ohh.

Ugh-ugh-ugh ugh!

Huh?

Hmm hmm-hmm.

All right, let's do this

Thing.

[ Singsong voice ] oh,

Mr. Fishy, are you up yet?

Too much sleep isn't good for

Your cholester... Aah!

Mr. Fishy, where are you?!

Uh, here, fishy, fishy!

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy!

Here!

Fish-nappers!

[ Chuckles ]

Hey, numbuh 2, where exactly is

This place anyway?

Past the gaping valley of

Rusted scrap and over the

Splintered steps of salvage, to

The farthest edge of the

Tree house.

Behold!

[ Thunder rumbling ]

All the way over there?

Why don't we just give the crazy

Old cat lady the fish and save

Ourselves some walking?

No way.

You know that if you feed a cat

Once, it'll just keep coming

Back for more.

[ Giggling ]

Let's go, numbuh 4.

And be careful.

These walkways are pretty old,

So watch where you're stepping.

[ Snarling ]

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, man, what is it about dead

Stuff that is so cool?

Okay, when you say "cool,"

Are you sure you don't mean

"Gross"?

Ugh.

♪ I got the fish all clean

And neat ♪

Listen, numbuh 4.

What?

Run!

[ Hissing ]

[ Gasps ]

Wait up, numbuh 2!

What do we do now?!

There's an escape tunnel at

The end of this catwalk.

Don't use that word!

There it is!

Let's pour it on.

[ Both panting ]

[ Screeches ]

Together: aah!

Aaaah!

[ Meows ]

Ugh.

Well, at least we're safe

Down here.

And so is mr. Fishy.

Oh, crud.

Are you sure you can do this?

Piece of cake.

Look, maybe you ought to let

Me try.

I've got it.

But you're really not good at

This.

What?! I am so good at...

Hey! If you want a goldfish,

You got to get a ping-pong ball

In a bowl.

Otherwise, b*at it.

You're scaring away my

Customers.

Uh, numbuh 2, what are those

Things?

Guinea pigs.

- ]] They're what the - kids next door used to power the

Tree house with before we

Switched to hamsters.

They must live down here now.

[ Guinea pigs chattering ]

Huh?

[ Chattering ]

[ Grunting ]

Phew!

Hey, careful with that!

Yeah, we've got to dump that

Fish before the crazy old cat

Lady gets her oily paws on it.

[ Guinea pigs gasp ]

That's right, cats, and they're

In the tree house, looking for

That fish, and who knows what

Else they'll eat along with it?

[ Guinea pigs chattering ]

[ Roars ]

What do you think that meant?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

No, no, no, no, no!

No way!

This game is totally rigged!

You wanna try again?

It's just another buck.

Here, let me try.

Oh, no, I'll show you.

- ]] We're really sorry for any - misunderstanding,

Chief guinea pig.

- And thanks for showing us the - way out of here.

[ Guinea pigs chattering ]

And we'll make sure no cats

Find you either.

[ Guinea pigs cheering ]

So long.

Give me!

It's...

My...

Fishy!

[ Singsong voice ] oh, fishy

Fishy fish, my fishy fish.

- ]] Come on, numbuh 4, it's just - over this hill.

- ]] Fishy fishy fish, my fishy - fish fish.

Oh, fish, fishy fishy, fishy

Fish.

What?

Uh, maybe I should carry the

Fish for a while.

No!

I mean, uh, I got it.

Well, all right.

Let's...

[ Cats meowing ]

Fish!

Give me the fish!

Uh, numbuh 4?

I know.

Ru-u-n!

Together: aah!

Aaaah!

[ Snarling ]

Don't worry, mr. Fishy, I'll

Protect you.

[ Cats snarling ]

[ Fanfare ]

It's chief guinea pig.

[ Roars ]

[ Roars ]

[ Guinea pigs shouting ]

[ Cats snarling ]

Stop!

[ Carnival music plays ]

Ughhh!

[ Wailing ]

Mnh-mnh-mnh.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

Ugh. Ugh.

[ Gasps ]

I... I made it... The place

Where all kids next door

Operatives come to flush their

Fish.

So it's finally over.

[ Thunder crashing ]

We've been through a lot today,

Haven't we, mr. Fishy?

I don't know how you slept

Through it all, but once you

- Wake up, we'll be friends - forever.

Right?

That's why they all want me to

Throw you in this toilet,

Because they're jealous.

Well, I won't do it!

Numbuh 4!

The crazy old cat lady is

Coming.

You've got to throw the fish in

Now!

No way!

You just want to separate me and

Mr. Fishy because we're happy.

You can't be friends with

That fish, because he's...

Don't say it.

Mr. Fishy's just sleeping, and

When he wakes up, we're going to

Go to amusement parks and have

Sleepovers and watch scary

Movies together because we are

The bestly bestest best friends

Ever!

But I'm you're bestest best

Friend.

You... You are?

Of course.

[ Roars ]

Give... Me... The... Fish!

Aah! Whoa!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Aaaaah!

Hyah!

Give me back my fish!

Numbuh 3!

[ Faucet sputtering ]

Hey, you made it back.

It's just like I told you.

All you got to do is play dead

So they'll flush you.

Then, they come running back

With their money to win another

Fish.

No!

[ Laughs ]

[ Thunderous footsteps

[ Approaching ]

Look.

Ugh.

I... I did it!

I won!

I got a ping-pong ball in the...

Uh, in the numbuh 3?

Ptui!

[ Laughing evilly ]

Fish!

What a day, eddie.

- [ Laughs ] - $20 for you.

Oh, that kid was such a sucker.

And $20 for me.

And $30 for you and $30 for me.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

$40 For me and $40 for you.

And $50 for...

[ Muttering ]

What?!

I was not stealing your share!

What?! You didn't even count it.

- But you can't count, because - you're a stupid fish!

[ Muttering ]