05x07 - Operation C.A.N.Y.O.N./Operation H.O.L.I.D.A.Y.

[bunniefuu]

[ Horns honking ]

[ Shouting ]

Whoa!

Looks like we got a runner.

Hold your position, people.

Oh, no!

Hey!

What's the big idea, blocking

The road, kids?

Yeah, we've been planning our

Trip to the grand canyon for 87

Years.

I'm sorry, folks, but a

Couple of denture eating bears

Have been spotted in this area,

And they're attracted to the

Scent of liver spots.

- [ Gasps ] - [ chuckles ]

And if you look out the

Window, folks, you can see...

Attention, aircraft.

This airspace is restricted, so

Turn that hunk of junk around

Now!

Oh, yeah?

Well, who's gonna make me?

Uh, attention passengers...

We're out of here.

The skies are all clear,

Numbuh 1.

Good work, numbuh 2, but

We're running out of time.

Listen up, people.

I don't care how you get people

To evacuate, just do it!

Yes, sir!

All zones, report in.

Copy, numbuh 1.

Zone gamma-gym-shorts, free and

Clear.

Zone alpha-boogie, clear like

Water.

All right, all right.

Everyone in here, scram.

- You and you and... - [ Cats howl ]

- [ Whimpers ] - okay, okay.

You kitties can stay.

Zone cappa-litter-box, clear.

Excellent.

Now we can move on to phase two.

Ooooh!

"Teen villun"!

What?

Prom queen and teen tornado

Broke up?

I'd like, uh, 10 gazillion

Tons of it, please.

Excuse me, admiral, but do I

Know you?

Yep... I mean, uh [clears

[Throat] nope!

Of course we've never met,

Toilet eater.

Will that be paper or

Plastic, sir?

[ Clears throat ]

Dump truck, please.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, oh, careful, careful.

[ Speaking gibberish ]

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Oooooh!

Mr. Boss!

Mr. Boss!

Aw, jeez, it's the

Toilenator.

Big news, mr. Boss.

The kids next door are up to

Something huge!

Listen, leave it alone this

Time.

If the kids next door were up to

Something big, wouldn't i know

About it?

Um, well, I guess... I

Guess you're right, mr. Boss.

Of course I'm right.

Now b*at it.

I'm trying to think in here.

- [ Splashing ] - oh!

Darn toilet's stopped up.

I can help!

Hey!

What are you doing?!

[ Groaning ]

[ Toilet flushes ]

Um, uh, thanks, toilenator,

I think.

No sweat, mr. Boss.

See ya!

Ohhh.

[ Toilet flushes ]

[ Chewing ]

Mr. Boss was right.

The kids next door would never

Show their faces... Mmph!

Hey!

Where'd everybody... Huh?

[ Truck engine turns over ]

Kids next door, move out!

- [ Horn honks ] - hey!

You come back here, you!

I am not kidding!

I said come b-a-a-a-ack!

Uh-oh.

[ Screams ]

Ooh! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Uhh! Ow!

[ Grunting ]

[ Whimpering ]

Hyah!

Hyah!

Wherever numbuh 4 goes, I goes,

And then mr. Boss will see that

I was right.

Ow!

Oww!

Uh! Ah!

Ow! Ow! Oh!

Oh! Ay!

Ugh!

Ohhhhhhh.

Truck number three through

Five is clear, sir.

Finally!

Now to find out what those kids

Next door are up to.

Alley-oo... Ow! Ow!

- There's something inside those - trucks.

I've got to get past that

Roadblock and find out what it

Is.

Yo, check it out!

It's that toilenator freak.

- [ Laughter ] - all right, hold it right

There.

Where do you think you're going,

Toilet... I mean [chuckles]

Admiral?

Um, hi, kids.

I, uh, left my boat right over

There, next to the grand canyon.

Who do you think you're

Fooling?

He can pass, numbah 60.

He can?

Sure.

But he's got to go through the

Super double-secret entrance

Over there.

Oh, okay.

Uh, aye, aye, number 4.

Oop, i-i mean, uh, nice little

Boy.

[ Laughter ]

Ooooh, it's kind of dark in

Here.

So, uh, where's my

Glow-in-the-dark toilet brush?

- [ Strikes match ] - ahh.

Aaah!

[ Screams ]

Well, howdy, partner!

Did anybody order some sugar?

[ Whistles ]

[ Crash ]

And I got them in these cute

Little packets!

Packets?

Numbah 3, it'll take forever to

Rip all these open.

Yeah, but they're so cute!

Oh, whatever!

Just get to ripping, people.

We can't let those packets knock

Us off schedule.

- And numbah 5, where are you - with...

You don't have to shout,

Baby, numbah 5's got the goods.

One spoon?

We'll need more than that.

Like maybe eleventy billion

Trays full?

Sugar?

Plastic spoons?

What kind of diabolical plan are

Those kids next door up to this

Time?

All right, numbah 4, you may

Commence pouring.

Roger that, numbah 1.

Calling kids next door moon

Base... Send every operative

We've got to the grand canyon.

It's time we unveil our little

Surprise.

Every kids next door

Operative?

Here, at the grand canyon?!

I got to tell mr. Boss.

No, wait!

I'll deal with them myself!

Aaaaaaah-yah!

This party is over!

Give up now or face the wrath of

The toilenator!

[ Laughter ]

Dork!

Oh, whatever, toilenator.

Could you just keep it down?

We're kind of busy.

[ Sighs ]

All right, enough laughs.

Numbah 2, commence cloud-seeding

Operations.

You "uddered" the right

Words.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, puns.

[ Mooing ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

It's... It's raining...

Milk?!

Hey!

What are you kids up to?

Where do you think you...

Whoa!

Aaaah!

[ Laughter ]

That toilenator is such a

Loser.

He has got to be the lamest

Villain ever.

He should be called a

"Vill-lame!"

[ Laughter ]

Well, I got to hand it to

You, numbuh 1.

Filling the grand canyon with

Rainbow munchy cereal, you just

Might have outdone last year's

Celebration.

Well, I have to admit,

Numbuh 86, making mt. Vesuvius

Erupt caramel was quite good,

But I wanted to make this year's

Celebration gr-r-r-eat!

My fellow kids next door,

Congratulations on another year

Of fighting adult tyranny.

Now, the only thing stopping us

From enjoying the biggest bowl

Of cereal ever is...

A long, boring speech.

So let's eat!

[ Cheering ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

Those kids next door had no idea

We knew about their plan all

Along.

Wait till they get a load of the

Prize in this cereal.

Deploy the lasers!

Kids next door, are you

Ready?!

[ Cheering ]

[ Screams ]

That... Is... It!

I will not be the butt of

Everyone's jokes anymo-o-o-re!

I'll show you not to mess with

The toilenator!

[ Wind blowing ]

[ Moaning ]

[ Laughter ]

Ahh-h-h-h-h-h!

Everybody get set!

Ahh-h-h-h-h-h!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Wa-a-a-a-a-h jo-o-o-o!

Huh?

[ Sound of toilet flushing ]

Phew!

[ Gasps ]

I flushed it.

I flushed the whole thing!

Ha ha ha!

No-o-o-o!

My glorious plan destroyed!

Who could have ruined...

Oops.

Great party, numbuh 1.

Hey, hey, look!

We captured all the villains.

My plan worked like a charm.

[ Chuckling nervously ]

Plan?!

That wasn't your plan,

Snot-brain!

I told numbuh 362 you dopes

Shouldn't have been in charge of

This year's anniversary!

Hey, look!

It's the grand canyon!

[ Shouting ]

Ahh!

Come back here, toilenator!

Okay, numbuh 3, the ship's

Ready, so we might as well get

Them onboard.

[ Laughing ]

Good afternoon, passengers!

We are now boarding flight

Eleventy-bahundred, nonstop

Service to this year's hamster

Holiday destination... Sunny

Jamaica!

[ Cheering ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Tickets, please.

- You know, numbuh 3, while it's - nice to give the hamsters a

- Break from powering the tree - house every year, don't you

Think it's dangerous sending

Them on vacation all at once?

Oh, come on!

What could possibly...

Hey, guys!

What you doing, huh?

Hi, lizzie.

Where's nigie?

I baked a special pie to welcome

Him back.

What?

Don't point that thing at us!

It might go off.

Very funny.

Just tell me where nigel is!

He's not here.

We were just on our way to pick

Him up in jamaica.

Jamaica?!

He told me he was going on a

Secret mission and that he'd be

Lucky if he made it back.

Well, if I was going to

Sector "j," with its 52 swimming

Pools, 24-hour all-you-can-eat

Ice-cream buffets, and 365 miles

Of waterslides, I might not make

It back, either.

Especially if I was there

With numbuh 10.

Hoo hoo!

She can fly my ship any day.

Numbuh 10?

Who's numbuh 10?!

Oh, uh...

[Chuckles nervously]

No one.

Well, if you consider being

The leader of sector "l," the

Anchor of the kids next door

News network, and the prettiest

Girl in the whole kids next

Door "no one," then, yeah, she's

No one.

Why, that two-timing creep!

- Go off to jamaica with some - other girl, huh?

Um, lizzie, where do you

Think you're going?

I came to give nigel a pie,

And I'm gonna give it to him,

All right!

Right in the face!

- I don't think that's such a - good idea.

And besides, that flight's

Totally booked.

Get me to jamaica now!

Oh, look, there's a seat in

Aisle 72.

Enjoy your flight.

Really, nigel?

That's fascinating.

I had no idea we had so much in

Common.

Yeah, who would have thought?

And, you know, I think this is

The first time I'm actually

Relaxing a bit instead of

Constantly thinking about

- Missions and stuff, - although I'll probably keel over

If I have another smoothy.

[ Giggling ]

Maybe I'm rubbing off on you a

Little.

Another mango smoothy, mon?

Oh, what the heck.

Toilet-paper tube to chew on,

Sir?

Chew tube?

Would you like a chew tube?

Chew tube for you?

[ Squeaking ]

Okay, I'll bring you your

Sunflower seeds in a second!

Chew tu...

R-r-r-r-r-r!

Demetri!

What did I say about squirting

Soda on international flights?!

[ Laughter ]

Ohh!

[ Grumbling ]

Mmm!

Man, I still can't believe these

Crumbles are made with...

What are you doing in here?!

I've been on kiddy rides that go

Faster than this thing.

Hey, no passengers in the

Cockpit, lizzie.

[ Munching ]

I'm trying to fly here.

Well, you better fly faster!

Flying is an art, lizzie.

You don't just fly "faster," you

Have to account for wind shear

And altitudeness velocity.

So unless you want to try flying

This 20-kamillion tons of wood

And duct tape yourself, I would

Suggest you go back to your

Seat.

[ Munching ]

And so, fellow kids next door

Officers, as leader of sector

"J," i, numbuh 1 love, would

Like to thank you for coming to

This year's kids next door

Senior command super-relaxing

Retreat and ice-cream social.

[ Cheering ]

Your ship should be arriving

Shortly to take you back to your

Sectors so we can prepare for

This year's hamster holiday!

In the meantime, please enjoy

The rest of your stay in

Jamaica.

Kids next door rule, mon!

All: kids next door rule!

[ Indistinct conversation ]

[ Giggles ]

What a great trip, nigel.

Yeah, I can't wait to tell

Everyone at home about you.

Numbuh 1, mon, there's a call

In the control tower for you.

Something about an emer-gen-cy?

Well, it looks like vacation is

Over.

I'll see you later, okay?

Can't wait.

- Welcome to the control tower, - mon.

Mango smoothy?

No thanks.

- Numbuh 1 love said there's an - emergency call for me.

Hello?

Please, somebody.

Hello?

Somebody please help me!

Oof!

- Is anybody gonna answer... - Lizzie!

Lizzie, do you copy?!

Nigie?

Yes, it's me.

What's happening?!

Oh, nigie, I'll tell you

What's happening.

I'm on a plane to jamaica, and

When I get there, I'm gonna

cr*ck that coconut head of

Yours open and drink your

Brains like milk!

[ Moaning ]

But first, I've got a little

Problem.

There's no one flying the plane!

Numbuh 2, can't you fly this

Thing straighter?!

You're scaring the hamst... Huh?!

[ Grunting ]

Come in, tower!

Tower, come in.

This is kids next door flight

Eleventy-bahundred, heading



Our pilot is unconscious, and I

Am attempting to pull us out of

A 300-g megadive!

I'm boosting superthrusters

To... Ooh, pie!

Uh, I wouldn't...

Eep!

Numbuh 3!

Numbuh 3, come in!

Lizzie, where did numbuh 3 go?

She's, um... Sleeping?

What?!

Listen, I need you to get into

That pilot's seat fast!

I'm not talking to you,

Nigel uno!

Look, I don't know what your

Problem is, lizzie, but that

Ship is going to crash if you

Don't pull it out of that dive!

Surely, you don't want to crash.

Who is shirley?!

Just get in that seat!

Okay, okay.

Just stop yelling at me.

So what do I do now?

Ahh-h-h-h-h!

[ Grunting ]

All: a-a-a-a-ah

Whoo-o-o-o-o-o-o!

I... I did it!

You sure did, lizzie.

I'm proud of you.

But you still have to land that

Ship, and it's going to take

Total concentration.

Just keep those hamsters calm

And it'll be a piece of cake.

[ Knock on door ]

Come in.

- [ Squealing ] - uhh...

[ Nervously chuckling ]

You wouldn't mind keeping this a

Secret from the other hamsters,

Would you?

[ Screaming ]

Ahh!

[ Grunting ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Shouting ]

Help me!

Lizzie, you have to gain

Altitude!

You're too low!

How low can you go, mon?

It's limbo time!

[ Cheering ]

What is going on over there,

Nigie?!

Is that music?!

It's nothing.

- Just... - Nigel, forget whoever you're

Talking to and let's go limbo!

Who's that?!

Is that your girlfriend,

Nigel?

Did you tell her about us?

What?!

I'm in trouble here, and you're

There dancing with another...

Ahh-h-h-h!

[ Metal crunching ]

Lizzie?!

Lizzie!

Are you okay?!

Come in!

Lizzie...

Please...

I...

I...

I couldn't help her.

Oh, lizzie...

Oh, nigel, I'm so sorry.

De plane!

De plane!

The hamsters are here!

Smiles, everyone, smiles!

[ Cheering ]

Wait till I get my hands on

You, nigel uno!

[ expl*si*n ]

Everybody, down!

Welcome to jamaica!

Mango smooth...

Lizzie!

You're... Whoa!

Don't you "lizzie" me,

Mr. Cheaterpants!

Oh, hi!

You must be lizzie.

- I'm... - I know who you are,

Miss "prettiest girl in the

World," tv anchor, sector

Leader, boyfriend-stealer!

Boyfriend-stealer?!

What are you talking about?

Oh, come on!

I heard you two over the radio.

"Oh, nigel, did you tell her

About us?"

"We're so beautiful together."

- "We're... - Cousins.

Huh?!

This morning while we were

Talking, we realized that my dad

Is nigel's mom's long-lost

Brother.

[ Gasps ]

You... You're cousins?

That's disgusting!

You can't date your cousin!

You thought I was dating

Nigel uno?

Puh-lease.

And what's wrong with dating

Nigel uno?!

Nothing, if you like bald

Workaholics who wear

Rainbow monkey underwear.

It's, like, always hanging out

Of his shorts and stuff.

I know!

I try to tell him to tuck that

Stuff in, but he will not

Listen.

Boys, right?

- Hey, you want to go get a - smoothy?

Sure!

- And where did you get that - sarong?

Gorgeous!

- I didn't know if it was the - right shape for my body.

Welcome to jamaica!

Mango smoothy, mon?

Don't mind if I do.

[ Squeaking ]

Both: all right!

Unh-unh.

But we were just...

Leaving.

Now.

Both: aww!

It's pie time, mon!

[ Munching ]

This be some good pie, mon.

♪ How low can a hamster go?

♪ Just try or you'll never

Know ♪

♪ So you wiggle and you giggle

And you higgle and you biggle

And you fall down on the floor ♪

Whoa!

♪ Hamster limbo

♪ How low can a hamster go?

♪ Limbo hamster

♪ And under the bar you go

♪ Oh, and under the bar you go

Whoa!