01x09 - Gets Ready, Set, Dough

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Magic School Bus". Aired: September 10, 1994 – December 6, 1997.*
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Ms. Frizzle embarks on adventures with her class on the eponymous school bus.
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01x09 - Gets Ready, Set, Dough

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[Beep beep]

Seat belts, everyone!

Please

Let this be

A normal field trip.

With the frizz?

No way!

♪ Cruisin' on down main street ♪

♪ You're relaxed

And feelin' good ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Next thing that you know,

You're seein' ♪

Wa-ha-ha-hoo!

♪ An octopus

In the neighborhood! ♪

♪ Surfin' on a sound wave ♪

♪ Swingin' through the stars ♪

♪ Take a left

At your intestine ♪

♪ Take your second right

Past mars ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Navigate a nostril ♪

♪ Climb on

The magic school bus ♪

♪ Spank a plankton, too ♪

Take that!

♪ On our magic school bus ♪

♪ Raft a river of lava ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Such a fine thing to do! ♪

Whoa!

♪ So strap your bones

Right to the seat ♪

♪ Come on in

And don't be shy ♪

♪ Just to make

Your day complete ♪

♪ You might get baked

Into a pie ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Step inside,

It's a wilder ride! ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Ride on the magic school bus ♪

[Beep beep]

Ms. Frizzle: let's see, the

Plangdabber's connected to

The dingplonker.

The blagblatter's connected

To the cadybager...

Hmm.

Ooh!

This always happens.

The shrinker-scope

Breaks

The second the warranty

Runs out.

Oh, bus.

What am I going

To do with you?

Ok, ready

For rehearsal?

The friz is

Going to love it!

Carlos: a one and a two...

All: surprise!

Whoo!

Yay!

Yes!

Something's missing.

I know it.

My chemistry

Experiment.

It's almost done.

Your homework at

A time like this?

I'm mixing things

Together--

Water, sand,

And cement--

To get something

New--concrete!

That's what's

Missing.

[Gasp]

Both: cake!

I can't believe it.

We forgot the cake!

How can we throw a

Birthday party for the

Friz without a cake?

What a disaster.

Oh, well.

Oh, good morning, class.

[Sadly]

Good morning,

Ms. Frizzle.

Oh, I see you've

Heard the news.

I'm disappointed, too.

The bus is acting up,

So today's field

Trip is canceled.

Oh, no!

Not the chemistry

Trip.

That's ok,

Ms. Frizzle.

We'll get

Over it.

It was

All arranged.

We were going

To the bakery.

All: bakery?

A bakery?

What's that

Got to do with

Chemistry?

Baking is

Chemistry, ralphie.

It's like

My cement

Experiment.

Mixing parts together

To make something new--

Only tastier.

A bakery is really just

A small chemical plant.

Except

It's a plant

Where they

Make cakes!

Gee, ms. Frizzle,

You know, we've all

Been

Looking forward

To this

Chemistry field

Trip for months.

We have? Ow!

Oh, yeah.

We have.

And, well,

I don't think

Any of us would

Think our education

Was complete

Without a trip

To a bak--

Uh, a chemical

Plant.

Why, carlos!

Does everyone

Feel this way?

All: mm-hmm.

Well, I'm not one to

Stand in the way of

Taking chances,

Making mistakes,

Getting messy!

Bus problems

Or no bus problems--

To the bakery!

Yes!

Nooo!

[Hiccup]

Oh, now, bus, that

Wasn't so difficult,

Was it?

Kids: whoa!

Ms. Frizzle: hmm,

Maybe it was.

Great! How are we

Supposed to get a cake

When we're

This size?

Carlos: and how

Are we supposed to

Even get in there?

Can't let a bit of

Shrinkage spoil our

Fun now, can we, liz?

[Gasping]

All: aah!

Well, I guess that

Answers my question.

Man:

♪ O sole mio ♪

♪ O sole pumpernickel ♪

♪ O sole light rye

With caraway ♪

Bus! Bus!

Yes, honey,

We're going to

Take the bus home.

[Giggle]

All gone!

Ms. Frizzle: hmm,

Maybe it's a problem

With the iotascope,

Or perhaps

The enormomometer.

Both: mmm-mmm!

Uh-oh, liz.

Not one of

These cakes

Is chocolate, and

That's her favorite.

Besides, we're too

Small to buy one, anyway.

What'll we do?

Well...we could

Make one.

Are you serious?

Get real.

All right!

A full-scale

Chemistry

Experiment!

But how will we do it

Without ms. Frizzle seeing?

We'll just have

To get her out

Of the bakery.

But a teacher

Never abandons

Her bus.

Ms. Frizzle, you know how

The shrinker-scope is

Acting up?

Hmm, could be the

Shrinker-scope.

Might also be

The mesmerglobber,

But, yes, carlos.

Well, there's this, uh,

Great auto parts store

Right next door, see, and...

Ms. Frizzle: carlos!

What a good idea.

It worked!

Liz, you're

In charge.

Oh, boy.

See you later!

Bye-bye!

Ok, liz,

Let's go!

♪ Figaro ♪

♪ Figaro, figaro ♪

♪ Phyllo dough ♪

Ha ha ha!

♪ Crispy rolls ♪

♪ Figaro, figaro,

Figaro, figaro... ♪

Ooh!

Blistering bagels!

Moths in my kitchen?

No, you don't.

Get! Oomph!

Yah! Oh!

Quick, set her down

Over there, liz!

Ah! Ah, you--why, you--

Where did it go? Ha ha ha!

[Hiccuping]

Kids: oh, no!

[Buzzer]

I'll be back!

I shall...

♪ Return! ♪

Wanda:

Whew! That

Was close!

Carlos: come on,

We have work to do.

We're about to

Combine a few parts

Into a magnificent

New whole--

The finest

Birthday cake ever!

Ok, the first thing we

Have to do is gather

And measure

The ingredients.

Ralphie,

Get two eggs!

Tim and wanda, a cup

Of sugar and lots of

Flour.

Liz, a teaspoon each

Of salt and cream of

Tartar.

Carlos: keesha, milk,

And lots of it.

Phoebe, butter.

Arnold, baking soda.

And, dorothy ann, you

Guard the door and

Make sure

Ms. Frizzle doesn't

Come back too soon.

Now, what about me?

Guess I'm stuck

Getting

The chocolate. Yes!

Eggs-actly the

Ingredient I was

Looking for.

Uh-oh, a runny-way!

Ha ha ha!

And a-one,

And a-two,

And...!

I am--uh!

The king--uh!

Of soda!

Oh!

Arnold! You, you,

You, you...

You what, d.a.?

You amazing chemist!

Look at that

Stuff fizz!

The vinegar

Spilled

Into

The baking soda.

I wonder what would

Happen if I used this?

Whoa!

Ugh...perfect!

Mmm. Definitely sugar.

My favorite

Ingredient!

This won't

Be easy.

Whoa!

Aah!

Thanks, ralphie!

Oh, phoebe!

At your old school,

You were never such

A butterfingers!

Uh! Uh!

Gotcha!

Ralphie: whoa!

Whoa!

Carlos:

Now we've got all

The ingredients

To make a cake

Except the eggs.

Where's ralphie?

Touchdown!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Amazing!

Now, what happens

If I mix

A lot

Of vinegar

With a little bit

Of baking soda?

Hmm, you don't know till

You try, dorothy ann.

Ms. Frizzle!

You're, uh...

Back!

Unfortunately, the

Mechanic over there

Doesn't know a dwangflommer

From

A plonthoister,

So I thought I'd

Pop back and see

How everyone's doing.

Uh...uh...

Say, ms. Frizzle,

How'd you like

To help me

With a little

Experiment?

Excellent idea.

A little bit more.

Keep going.

Ungh. Man, this

Is tough when

You're half the

Size of a hot

Dog!

Could be worse,

Arnold.

I don't see how.

Kids: whoa!

[Cough cough]

Now I do.

Kids: oh, no. We shrunk!

Carlos: man, oh,

Man, oh, man, oh, man!

What to do, what to do!

Keesha: look at us!

Arnold: I guess this

Is what happens

When you travel

With faulty equipment.

Wait. I've got an idea.

Be right back.

Swell. Now what

Do we do?

Hey! Look

At this!

Wow! Where'd you find

Those great building blocks?

These aren't

Building blocks.

Catch!

Hey, this

Is salt!

Hey, everybody, I

Found a diamond!

Check out the

Glimmering surface.

Here's another

Diamond.

And another one!

We're gonna

Be rich!

Not rich. Sweet!

This is sugar.

So this is what

Sugar looks like

Close up.

See how the

Sides make a

Pattern?

Things that

Looked alike

When we were big ...

Look different,

Now that we're small.

Let's go, you guys!

We've got to make this cake

Before the baker catches us.

Some salt.

[Beep beep]

Carlos:

Here comes

Some sugar!

♪ Yea la day da de da

Day da ping ♪

Shimmering shortbreads!

What the--

Carlos:

Now for

Some flour!

Phoebe: ew!

We can't use

This flour.

It's got

Something in it.

No, it doesn't.

This is what flour

Looks like close up.

Even flour's made up

Of different parts.

Oh, oh.

I couldn't have seen

What I thought I saw.

No way!

Holy hot-dog bun!

Carlos: that's what

I call flour power!

And now, for the best

Ingredient of them all...

All: chocolate! Yummy!

Hey, mixing in

The chocolate

Makes it

A new color!

Sure it does, keisha!

But check out how

You can still see

Which bits

Are chocolate and

Which ones aren't.

Carlos:

Now we need

The wet stuff.

Hang on, everyone!

Tim: at least milk

Still looks like milk.

Sufferin' sweet rolls!

It must be

Those blasted moths!

Oh, oh!

Operator, get me smug bug

Pest control, and hurry.

Carlos:

And now for a real

Eggs-periment.

Eggs away!

Oh, yes. Pouring the milk.

That's correct!

And now they're--oh--

Carrying eggs!

Oh, oh!

What do you mean,

You've never seen that behavior

In moths before?

Oh, yeah? Well, same to you!

Carlos: salt, sugar,

Flour, cream of tartar,

Milk, butter, eggs,

Chocolate, and baking soda!

Hit it, liz!

So, um...

Ms. Frizzle,

Is this amazing

Chemistry, or what?

You bet, d.a.

[Gasp]

But maybe I should

Check on the rest

Of the class now.

Oh, no! The friz

Is back!

Carlos: come on,

Come on, come

On, d.a.!

Think of

Something!

[Thinking]

Come on, come on,

Come on, d.a., Think!

Hey, ms. Frizzle!

What would happen

If I put a whole

Batch of baking soda

Into a bottle

With the vinegar?

Oh, there's

Only one way

To find out!

[Gasp]

What a mess!

Uh, just a minute.

It's a chemical

Reaction.

Um...uh...

The balloon!

Wow!

And a real

Beauty, too!

Whoa,

No kidding!

Baking soda

And vinegar

Mixed together

Makes something

New.

A gas that pushes

Out the sides

Of the balloon.

Just like filling

A tire with air!

Dorothy ann, that

Reminds me, the

Bus needs new tires.

Oh, I wonder how

Much that'll be?

I'd better go check.

Thanks

For reminding me!

No...

Whoa!

Problem!

Yes! Way

To go, d.a.

No! No, I'm not crazy!

Perhaps my establishment

Just happens to attract

A higher breed of

Moth, that's all.

If you want anything done

Right, you have to do it

Yourself.

En garde, monsieur!

Carlos: now, the next

Step is to mix all the

Ingredients together.

Ralphie: whew,

That's going to take

Some monster beaters.

Good idea, ralphie!

Eggbeaters!

Kids: whee!

Everything's getting

Mixed together.

Yeah, and one more

Ingredient's

Getting added.

What's that?

Air. The beaters are

Forcing air into the

Mix.

Wanda: all the parts are

Combining into one new thing.

It's called

Cake batter!

Wanda: but if ms. Frizzle

Asks, it's--

All: chemistry!

Cooks and chemists

Are a lot alike.

Both measure

Out ingredients.

And mix them

Together to make

Something new.

The only

Difference is,

I get to taste mine!

Ha ha ha!

Wanda: uh-oh.

Hear that?

He's going

To see us!

Submarine down!

Mmm, yummy.

But when did I make this?

Maybe...that moth...

Hee hee! Ha ha!

I am going crazy!

Ha ha ha!

♪ Toreador,

Into the pan I pour ♪

♪ Ah nah nah nah,

Not on the floor ♪

♪ Yea, tra day da de

Da day da ping ♪

♪ Um bum ba ding bum ♪

Tim: what's

Happening?

Why is it suddenly

Getting so hot?

Arnold: maybe it's

Because the floor's

On fire.

I am pleased to

Announce the addition

Of the last

Ingredient--

Heat!

Carlos, do you

Mean to say...

Yes, we're

In the oven!

And that means...

Kids: we're getting baked!

Help!

Kids: help! Help!

Keesha: wait

A second here.

If my facts

Are straight,

We're stuck

In a cake,

Baking in an

Intensely hot

Oven!

At my old school,

We never got baked--

Except for that time

The air conditioning went.

We're toast!

Well, technically, no, but

You've got the right idea.

Um...is it just me,

Or is that the tin man

From "the wizard of oz"?

Maybe we should

Ask toto here.

Whew! Warm one today.

Kids: ms. Frizzle?

Hmm, feels like

Somebody forgot

To put up the

Heat shield.

Dorothy ann:

Ahh! Much better.

Oh, good.

Thanks,

Ms. Frizzle.

As I always say,

If you can't

Stand the heat,

Get out

Of the oven.

Yeah, but how?

Phoebe: hey, look!

The batter's moving!

According to my research,

The baking soda

Is making bubbles.

Whoa!

Now what?

Arnold: the batter's

Not the only thing

Getting pushed around.

Uh...what's

That noise?

It's steam!

Excellent

Observations!

It's so hot that

The water in the

Batter is vaporizing,

Making more

And bigger

Bubbles.

Kids: aah!

Wanda: the batter's starting

To look kind of solid.

The cake.

It's done!

Ah, the sweet smell

Of parts

Combining into a new

And magnificent whole.

Now, I wonder if the

Baker is making this

Cake with a special

Customer in mind.

Huh?

Huh?

Oh, no.

We're going

To have our cake

And be eaten,

Too!

No digressions

For indigestion, arnold.

We just...

Huh?

Hmm.

Oh, well.

As I always say,

The more

Mixed up

Things are,

The better

The solution.

We're doomed!

Wait, I've got it!

Is there any

Baking soda left?

Plenty.

Vinegar?

Hmm. Red, tarragon,

Or regular white?

Regular white

Is fine.

What are you

Doing, d.a.?

Yeah, we got

To get out

Of here.

Well,

Baking soda

Plus vinegar

Equals--

The gas pressure

We need to push

Us out of here!

Dorothy ann,

You are one

Brilliant

Chemist!

Gee, thanks.

Phoebe:

Come on, you guys. Hurry!

Yes!

[Sniff]

No! Oh, no, no,

Not in my cake!

[Beep beep]

Hooray!

We made it!

Keesha: we're out!

And stay out!

Ms. Frizzle:

Oh, finally, all fixed.

Who'd have guessed?

It was the

Hinkleblammenflammenjabb?

Surprise!

Kids: yay!

Why, class.

This is wonderful!

I don't know what to say.

That's not all,

Ms. Frizzle.

We still have

The big finale!

A big finale?

Well, what could that be?

Ready, arnold?

You bet.

Oh, class, where

Did you ever get

Such a lovely cake?

You wouldn't believe

Us if we told you.

The baker just

Gave it to us.

Said

It was ruined.

Something

About a moth.

But frankly, we

Didn't believe him.

Kids: ha ha ha!

As I always say,

Chemistry--

It's a piece

Of cake!

[Laughter]

Is this

"The magic school bus"?

Is this

"The magic school bus"?

"Magic school bus"?

"Magic

School bus"?

"Magic

School bus"?

"Magic school bus"?

"Magic school bus"?

"Magic school bus"?

"Magic

School bus"?

Come on the magic school bus.

Climb on

The magic school bus.

♪ Give me some flour ♪

♪ Some eggs and oil ♪

♪ I'll give you doughnuts ♪

♪ Without much toil ♪

♪ I-- ♪

Oh, finally. Ha ha!

All my baking done for the day.

Ha ha!

Wow, is this the bakery

Where they filmed

That "magic school bus" show?

Yes. Yes. Of course.

I was brilliant in it.

"A remarkable tenor."

That's what the "frizzle

Opera review" said.

Those look good.

I bet you a doughnut

I can tell you

Some crucial information

Missing from the show.

What? Impossible.

You insult me.

Ha ha ha!

You're on, kid.

It was--

Wait.

Ooh, was it that

Dorothy ann

Is a little too

Young to be doing

Those experiments?

Not really.

Ms. Frizzle was there,

And everyone knows

You need a grownup around

When you're doing

Chemistry experiments,

And she was

Wearing goggles.

Aha! Then I'll bet

You two doughnuts.

Sure. It was--

Wait!

Is it that some people

Think chemicals

Are bad for them?

No. Some chemicals

Are good.

It depends on what

You use them for.

Ok, ok, ok.

Doughnuts, then.

Ok. It was--

Wait. Oh, wait.

Was it, even though

We said things are

Made out of parts,

We never said what

The parts were made of?

No. I already knew

They're made of smaller parts

Called atoms

And atoms are made

Of even smaller parts

And so on and so on.

It was--

Eh!

Wait, wait, wait, wait,

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Maybe you think things

Like salt and sugar

Don't really look

Like building blocks

And diamonds.

They do

Under a microscope.

I love looking

Through microscopes.

I think

You're bluffing!

I'll bet you every

Doughnut in this store

That you cannot tell me

What information was missing!

You never said

How old ms. Frizzle is.

Huh? How did--

Oh, leaping

Lady fingers. Ha ha!

Crumbs.

I've been reduced to crumbs.

[Beep beep]

♪ Surfin' on a sound wave ♪

♪ Swingin' through the stars ♪

♪ Take a left

At your intestine ♪

♪ Take your second right

Past mars ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Navigate a nostril ♪

♪ Climb on

The magic school bus ♪

♪ Spank a plankton, too ♪

Take

That!

♪ On our magic school bus ♪

♪ Raft a river of lava ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Such a fine thing to do! ♪

♪ So strap your bones

Right to the seat ♪

♪ Come on in ♪

♪ And don't be shy ♪

♪ Just to make

Your day complete ♪

♪ You might get baked

Into a pie ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Step inside,

It's a wilder ride! ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Ride on the magic school bus ♪
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